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Am curious on this matter, since am seriously considering marriage this year. My wishes to all singles is 'Don't put sentiment into relationships no matter what'... God's choice will always have it's way......
Straight to the matter!!!
Among all the tribes in Nigeria, which tribe dowry is the cheapest or favorably considered fair
If you are asked as a single guy to pay for a dowry, which tribe or state will you be willing to have to their daughter as your wife?
As for me # teamRivers #teamPHgirl
Let's get it on!!!

ThreeGEEKS:
Please don't let my words discourage you, remember I said fine wine which means you'll forever be enjoying your Rivers wife, and that beats the cost. It all depends on the type of family, don't forget that

Hmmm!!! That's awesome Bro... Chop knuckles.............

ThreeGEEKS:
Have you ever heard this saying before "it depends on the type of family"?
That's because it truly does, but just know that if Anambra girl are cheap as pure water, then Rivers girls are like a fine bottle of wine . Be prepared

Hmmm!!! Bros, Maybe I should change focus, right?

jamex93:
With the present dollar rate
Bro just arrange like 4Mil

Haba!!! Bros, isn't that kind of much?

firstking01:
Seriously i dunno, eventhough i 've lived all my life in ph, but i know they are not expensive sha compared to igbo girls

Please help ask any of the married ladies there....

My peeps,
Can anyone please help me out on the Price of marrying a Rivers girl as an outsider?
Traditional Rights =
Marriage Rights =
White marriage = (Covered).
So I know what my budgeting will be like.

KashyBaby:
- it cud be "how u carry a conversation smoothly"..this is very important, that anyone shud have a wide knowledge in everything , he/she must talk softly & convincingly & most important he's confident...a lot of us feel tension when we talk to someone which is not a good sign ..a good conversation cud lead to another door


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Please, kind of tension are you talking about? And what type of conversation, I wish to learn such....

KashyBaby:
- it cud be "how u carry a conversation smoothly"..this is very important, that anyone shud have a wide knowledge in everything , he/she must talk softly & convincingly & most important he's confident...a lot of us feel tension when we talk to someone which is not a good sign ..a good conversation cud lead to another door


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Please, kind of tension are you talking about? And what type of conversation, I wish to learn such....

These thought keeps coming to my head, but I honestly don't know how to start. I just have to write something out of it. The Secret To Great Sex life
#1. What to wear on a first date “Well, I’ll tell you what you shouldn’t wear, and that’s really tight, skinny jeans. Not a fan. If they’re so tight that you have to stand up to put something in your pocket? They’re too skinny. If it seems like it would be really difficult to get in them, that’s not good. If you’re trying to take your pants off, and they turn inside out in the process? They’re too skinny. I just like when a guy dresses for comfort, to be honest. If he takes longer to get ready than I do, that’s a deal breaker.
#2. Ideal date and present “Seriously, if a guy had a pick-up truck and took a girl out to the Malibu Mountains out here in L.A.,(that's if you stay in L.A) that’s the perfect date to me. Even if I just had a cooler full of beer or Orijin and an air mattress. I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date. As far as the best present, If a guy showed up at a girl door with some flower and knelt or take a bow, that's bad to be it from my own point. Because I have all the stuff that I want. Flower and bow isn't what she need.
#3. I can't get anything on my head....... Please house let's complete it....Thanks.

Are you running out of sexy and naughty ideas to keep things exciting in bed? Use these 10 ideas to get your woman in the mood, for now and forever! Guys, let’s be honest here for a second. In the majority of your relationships, you and your girl want sex just as much in the beginning, but as time goes on, you start to see a pattern. And that pattern is you asking more and more for sex, while your once sex-crazed girlfriend turning you down more often. It wouldn’t be bad if it stopped there, but all of a sudden, your woman probably doesn’t even attempt to initiate sex anymore! On one hand, you’re worried she may turn you down for sex when you initiate it, and on the other, even when she allows you to get on top of her, she just seems too disinterested in the whole thing. Are you doing something wrong? Now it’s not always a guy’s fault when his wife or girlfriend doesn’t want to have sex anymore. But when this situation arises in your relationship and has been this way for a while, it’s definitely your fault for letting it stay that way! I’m not pointing fingers here, but really, is it that hard to help your own lover see the good side of passion and romance? Don’t you think it’s worth the effort? Getting your woman in the mood isn’t a one- night thing Now, don’t be selfish. You want to have sex, and you want your woman to be ready for it. If that’s the thought that runs in your mind, you’re just a miserable excuse of a man! You can’t just expect your wife or girlfriend to get turned on like a light bulb at your whims and fancies. Passion takes time to build, just like a slow burner that takes time to warm the pot but stays warm for a long time. But passion that’s prolonged and intense? Well, that’s a different ball game! 10 things you can do to get your woman in the mood If you believe your woman’s completely uninterested in sex for a while now, it’s up to the both of you to bring the sizzle back into love. And if your woman’s not really taking the initiative, here are 10 things you could do to rekindle the passion and bring her back into the mood, tonight and for a long time to come!
#1. Create a sex bedroom. Surprise your better half with candles in the bedroom and rose petals in bed. Perhaps, even run her a hot tub bath and bring her a glass of wine to relax with. Yes, this may be over the top for some men to even attempt, but take a leap of faith with us here, and we are positive you won’t regret it!
#2. Spice up the conversation. Simply stating to your significant other that you are “ready for sex” may have worked when you first met, but it is highly unlikely to still yield the same results at this point in your relationship. Spice up your conversations with teases and flirty talk, ease in ideas and thoughts, make her feel sexy and then arouse her with your words.
#3. Sexy outfits. Now sexual role playing is not for every couple and that is not what we are suggesting here. If it ends up going in that direction, then great, but you have to make your woman feel sexy. Let her know and see that you still find her attractive and extremely sexually appealing, and getting her a sexy or revealing piece of underwear is a great way to remind her just how beautiful she is. It’s a present for her, but then again, this is really a present for you!
#4. Seduce your woman. As your relationship ages, you do not want sex to become a chore, nor would you want to stick with the same positions every time, especially if it’s boring. If you find yourself in this rut, change it up a bit and make the experience all about your woman. By doing so, you are adding a new spark back into your sex life, one we can almost guarantee she will repay happily.
#5. The manners of a gentleman. Realize that no matter what you do, sometimes the answer will just be no. Keep your cool, remain a gentleman and don’t pester your woman. This will not go unnoticed by your human counterpart, we can assure you of that.
#6. Share your feelings. Women can’t read our minds *as much as we sometimes think they can*. Open up, share your feelings, let your girl know what’s on your mind. This will only create a closer bond between the two of you, not widen any gap that may be forming.
#7. Sensual touches. A masterful way to begin pre-intimacy, without focusing on sex but on emotional connection, is by giving her a sensual massage. Lay her down on the bed and make sure to use oil or lotion so she has to remove her clothes. What starts off as a nice gesture ends up a happy ending for everyone involved!
#8. Romantic dinners. You girlfriend or wife just had a long day at work, perhaps, she’s been on the go since 6 a.m. and just needs a break. Nothing like surprising the woman you love with a home cooked meal and a glass of wine to help unwind. Not only will she appreciate your gesture, but she’ll also feel closer and more intimately connected to you.
#9. Buy an occasional gift for your woman. Guys, remember this one, a gift with actual meaning and significance will beat out an extravagant gift every single day of the week. Have this gift actually mean something to her, and it will bring you two closer than ever, both in love and in the bedroom.
#10. Showers. Sometimes, you’ve got to jump start the sex, and taking a shower together before getting into bed is at the top of many lists. Seeing each other’s naked bodies, and having body parts brush up against each other in the shower, usually leads to more than just a good night’s sleep.
Am sure many of my guys here don't do all these moves... Since all we want is a quickly do and gbam!!! Am done with her.... Give these moves a trial and you'll be happy forever.... "Quote me anytime".

WARNING FOR MEN!
Read why you should Stop Offering Your Joystick to any girl you Meet For Mouth Action.
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, we literally starts thinking with our joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to a total strangers (prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. We should stop risking our lives for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a long-time. I heard a shocking story yesterday, although un verified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim Unclad in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl Unclad and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an Epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.
Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time –minutes to hours. Have you ever consider if that strange girl you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is Epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS, Epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy. Am not destroying those girls with such healthy challenge, but please tell us before hand. So, we know what to do. My guy its Better to be warned.
I dropped my pen here & open to corrections, not crucifixion....

firstking01:
For where you wan see the good girl to tell her all these

Bros, try look for in the right place.... The richest & brightest gift of life are hard to find, but you need to search more....in the right direction.

chocolateme:
@ No. 22, guy's being deceiving us since forever ago.

But, its the truth you ladies like asking "Baby, do I look fat? Though, you may look fat, but we love you the way you are....

25 Cute Things to Say to Your Girlfriend to make her happy when she is Unhappy or Angry.
Want to make your girlfriend go awww?
Here are 25 cute things to say to your girlfriend that can bring a happy blush on her face when she hears you.
Impressing a girl and pursuing her may the first step in charming a girl and getting her to go out with you.
But a relationship is more than just the chase. And as much as the big shows of affection matter in a relationship, it’s the little things that really count.
Cute things to say to your girlfriend Wouldn’t you feel nice when you’re appreciated or complimented about something? Your girlfriend feels the same way too. And especially when it comes to girls, romantic gestures and sweet sentences make a much more meaningful impact on them. Want to make your girlfriend blush with delight with just a sentence? Then look no further than these 25 cute things to say to your girlfriend.
25 sweet sentences that can make your girlfriend feel special Firstly, these 25 cute sentences work. And they work well. But there are a few things you have to keep in mind before using them. Use the sentences at the appropriate moment, be truthful about it and use a line only if you really feel it in your heart. Lying or joking about something romantic only insults your girlfriend, especially if she believes you’re telling the truth at first. You can text your girlfriend these lines or say it to her when you’re cuddling up together. But always remember to feel it before you say it. #1 You make me believe in soul mates.
#2 You give meaning to my life.
#3 I can’t imagine my life without you in it.
#4 How do you look so beautiful all the time?
#5 You make me feel so lucky when I’m around you.
#6 You always know how to surprise me.
#7 You’re the reason my life feels so perfect.
#8 You look so cute when you laugh.
#9 You brighten up my day every time I see you. #10 I dreamt of you last night.
#11 I think of you and kiss my pillow before I fall asleep every night.
#12 I could stare at you forever and I’d still feel like I haven’t had enough of you.
#13 I love the way you smell.
#14 You make me feel so happy when I’m with you, my jaws hurt.
#15 Spending time with you is the highlight of my day.
#16 You are such a good dancer.
#17 You understand me so well, it’s like you can read my mind.
#18 I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
#19 I feel so happy just spending time with you. #20 You’re my best friend.
#21 You make my sadness disappear with your beautiful smile.
#22 No, you’re not fat. You’re perfect and just the way I like it.
#23 You could have any guy in the world, and yet you chose me.
#24 You make me feel weak in the knees when I touch you.
#25 I want to make time stand still when I’m with you but time always finds a way to fly past.
Leave a comment and feel free to add yours....
#Ilovemygirlfriend

Fans of #9.... Sometimes, we wants you to understand us...A working extra time! I hope you are not Dating a Nigerian guy?

I wish some "Nigerian Runs Girls" can learn from her.... Keep it Sis....Let me know when you about selling. #FreshFishFans

Am sorry that this invite is coming late. Celebrate with us in Cotonou, Republic of Benin....Feel Free to contact me. +22998241833. Come and fun with us!

Finally, I got the phone to work perfectly.... Thanks for all your concerned.

Hardeybohwarley:
yes but currently in nja..I stay at akgbojedo...

That's great, we meet someday....Big thumbs up

Hardeybohwarley:
which akpakpa in Cotonou...specify

Sacre Couer.... Do you stay around there?

Its showing normal menu display but giving me instruction or like guidelines on each icon I touched. On booting/reset mode, factory reset not available, only Normal and Fast boot is available. Thanks.

Great Phone Engineers,
Please, what can I do to my Techno R5 that suddenly stopped working. Almost a week now, I give it to a girl friend who wanted to snap with it and after she returned it. I can't do anything with it. When powered it, it only display instructional menu and when asked an engineer, he asked me to take it to Techno office, which I don't even know where the office is located. Please, save my phone because its not more than four (4) months old.

Yes!!! For real and he claimed that the python stay with him. Can you imagine that! The man is mad....

I came across this man somewhere in Akpakpa, Cotonou.... I was stone cold....

Bad day at work? A test at school tomorrow? Planning on asking that hottie out? Keep your eyes trained for these because a little extra luck could never hurt! These lucky charms have their own meanings around the world. While you may not be able to see all of them at least one is bound to put a spring in your step and a tune on your lips. If you see any of these, today take it as a good sign to do that thing you were always scared to do! The time is now!
Here are 10 lucky Charms that you may have to get and Win all.

1. RAINDOWS. Double rainbow all the way across the sky. Not only are they a pretty reminder that the rain has passed, but rainbows have also been signs of luck and peace for years and years in many countries around the world. This lucky charm started in the Old Testament of the Bible when God made a rainbow appear after flooding the Earth for 40 days to show that peace would now be restored. Apart from the religious meaning, the Irish also tell the tales of leprechauns hiding their pots of gold at the end of rainbows — which doesn’t help much considering how quickly they disappear and how you can never find the end!

2. LADYBUGS.
Pretty in all colors. These cute little beetles have more purpose than just looking pretty. Traditionally, ladybugs were supposed to bring good luck and wealth, and wearing a ladybug necklace or having one land on you will give you patience, better your day and make those niggling problems go away. The same was said of illness, good weather and even how many kids you’ll have! If a ladybug with tons of spots landed on a recently married woman’s hand, the dots would indicate how many children she would have. But be careful, if you kill a ladybug you may be cursed with bad luck and many other troubles!

3. A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER. The luckiest plant there is! Ah, the old four-leaf clover. As rare as a chicken with teeth, the four-leaf clover became a popular lucky charm due to the Irish St. Patrick’s Day. These clovers aren’t very common, so you may have to dig around to find one! Keeping one on you is considered to be good luck, or if you pick it while walking then, unexpected success will come across your path. As I was told by my late great-grand dad back then that, when Adam and Eve were forced to leave the Garden of Eden she took a four-leaf clover for luck and that is where all others sprang from. Either way, if you find one keep those leaves close!

4. HIND RABBIT'S FOOT. Leaping into luck. Rabbit’s feet are considered lucky in several ways, except for the rabbit of course. According to the tradition, the fact that rabbits reproduce so quickly means that if you have fertility problems and have a rabbit’s foot it will increase your fertility and allow you to have children. This works for either men or women and given as a blessing at weddings. Others believe that having the rabbit’s foot will give you the strength and speed needed to escape dangerous situations. We’re not sure how that works, considering how the rabbit obviously didn’t get away!

5. CRICKETS. Chirp chirp chirping away. Now this is a belief that goes back thousands and thousands of years! Back in the olden days, Western people believed that finding a cricket on your fireplace meant that your house was blessed and would prosper. On the other side, Asian countries thought that crickets were like guards, and if the crickets went quiet, they knew danger was coming. In Europe and Asia, it is considered incredibly unlucky to kill a cricket, and Native American tribes believed that imitating the noise was a sign of disrespect. The image of the cricket was even used to ward off evil in ancient times, and their chirping meant that the village was a place of prosperity.

6. ELEPHANTS. Wise giants of the world. Everyone knows that elephants never forget, but did you know they were lucky? The symbol of the elephant is supposed to ward off death and help you to overcome great difficulties. The Hindu deity Ganesha has an elephant’s head and is the Hindu god of luck, and the image of Ganesha has been used for thousands of years to keep bad luck away. Having elephant figurines or statues near a doorway is supposed to help elongate your life and bring luck to your home. Because elephants are traditionally considered to be wise, strong and intelligent, so their image is like a blessing.

7. HORSESHOES. Keeping luck under foot. Strap in, because this is a big one! The horseshoe is supposed to signify power over evil, good luck and fortune as well as fertility. The horseshoe is used because horses are stable, dependable and loyal, and the horseshoes were used to keep loved ones safe. A horseshoe pointed downwards symbolized fertility and would help bless a house with children while one hung outside would keep the house safe and keep strangers with evil intent away. This could have come from the legend of the 10th-century legend of Saint Dunstan, who trapped and warded off the devil with a horseshoe. Believed that a horseshoe pointing upwards gathers luck while one pointing downwards showers you with luck.

8. A COIN. Flip a coin! In an age, when most of us use cards for everything, a penny doesn’t seem like much. But leaving a coin behind causes massive bad luck, so you’ll want to think again! If the coin is damaged in any way or bent, then it’s even luckier because it is unique among all other coins. Even better if you get it as change after paying for something because then it found you! These coins are thought to be even luckier when they’re worn on a chain around the neck or kept in the left pocket of your pants.

9. DOLPHINS. So long and thanks for all the fish! Considered to be lucky by hordes of ancient cultures around the world, the dolphin is one seriously lucky symbol. The dolphin was deemed to be protective by Native Americans and Christians, and seeing one meant that your day would be lucky. This is said to have come from the ancient sailors who spent ages at sea, and who believed that dolphins swimming with the ship would carry them safely to their destination. Other sailors found that the dolphins were a sign that land was near. With those happy faces, how could they not be lucky?

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Honestly, I don't know!!! Add yours and make it complete. Here in Nigeria many more things are classified as good luck charms. (My view: Seeing a lady or man early in the morning before uttering any word or the first person you meet on your way out to start your daily chores, may bring ones luck). LOL!!!

You know what all the songs say: This is the most wonderful time of the year. That's certainly been the case for many couples getting engaged during the holidays. It makes perfect sense: It's a time to celebrate what it means to be a family, so the mood is set for making your own bond even stronger. Plus, everything is decorated so nicely, you're practically guaranteed that wherever you pop the question, the place will already look romantic. If you're thinking about taking the plunge this holiday season, here are a few ways or clues to make the moment even more special.

1. Find quiet time away from everyone. Your schedules are probably packed with holiday parties, shopping, cooking, and travel, so do your homework to pick a stress-free moment to make this all happen. If there's a chance one of you will be too frazzled to appreciate this big moment, get a romantic date on the books early and get away from all that noise.

2. Make your future family love you even more. Now, they may know you as the latest interloper. To make them think of you as the child they never had, you have to step up your game. Dress your best for family gatherings. Engage parents and siblings in conversations that interest them. Bring host presents. Help with dinner. And don't have too much eggnog.

3. Get the in-laws-to-be involved in the proposal. Maybe this goes without saying, but this option is only for those who are ABSOLUTELY SURE of a yes. They can help out with anything from clearing the room on cue to choreographing a big song- and-dance number — it's up to you ... and their talent. Asking a couple of family members to be coconspirators in your big surprise will go a long way in showing how ready you are to be a part of their pack. But, yeah, let's mention this one more time: only if you're sure!

4. Make your family look good, too. If you'll be celebrating at your family's place, make your future bride or groom's comfort your number one priority. Bring everyone up-to- date on inside jokes; talk about a goal your partner achieved that would interest your parents too; have a good laugh at your old family photos; play interference during an awkward conversation with your uncle.

5. Keep the ring safe. If your big proposal plan involves hiding the ring under a tree or in a dessert, make sure it's going to stay put. Better yet, hide a "Will you marry me?" message in one of those places and keep the ring on you. Spending all night worrying about its whereabouts is a definite mood-killer.

6. Party! You can go many ways here: Put a ring on it early in the season, and every holiday gathering you go to afterward will feel like it's in your honor (whether others know it or not). Or, make your big move on or around New Years Eve, so you'll have a big hurrah followed by downtime for just the two of you. If you want to plan an engagement party, make it after the holidays for fewer scheduling conflicts. Until then, cuddle up and enjoy your party of two.

The Chiefs of Warri finally speak †̥ the public about the death of their King "Olu of Warri", and also warned that till the end of the burial and the installation of a new Olu of Warri, the adults in the warri are †̥ wear their clothes backward for three (3) months. How can this be true? Are we going backward or what? Whole 90 days wearing clothes backwards for what? My peeps, what's your stake On this issue?
†̥ me hell ₪☺!!!

pet4ril:
yeah, everyone will surely die and the hospital didn't kill their child and the hospital must function and it needs money to do that

Are you there? Was the child dead before arriving at the hospital? Am not a judge, but we should be prepared †̥ have a clean report. "Money makes the world goes round". We all need Money, but we should watch our motives.

Good deeds †̥ Humanity is a sure way †̥ Eternity!!! Many of these so-called professional (quack) doctors, after she lost her child, Ðø you think its easy? Thinking about the pains for carrying the pregnancy for 9-10months, the pushing process & the operation pains, all together, OMG!!! Still, you want almost 300k as hospital bill †̥ be paid, "Even if he's got †̥ steal it". Haba!!! Fear God, and remember that one day you will die & all these accumulated wealth of yours won't go with you †̥ answer †̥ your Creator.

Hmmm!!! Good People of the State of Osun.... Another 5 months staff salaries are going †̥ pay for it.... I like politicians, nothing goes for nothing.... Free stuffs with conditions.....

In late Adegboye Adegbenga "alaye mi gbegulo" word- "Oro sunuku Ω̴̴̩̩̩̥̩̩̩̥a re.... E je ki a fi oju sunuku wo"....... I pray they listen.... Although, it pays both sides.

How I wish he uses all the wealth, fame & his last strength †̥ impart positively into the lives of youths in Benin City and its environs, God will have doubled all for him. Well, he's still a father †̥ many hoodlums & miscreants in Benin City.... Long Live the Omo'n'Oba of Benin Kingdom. Oba atok pa yeh!!!

After a couples wedding on Saturday their first nite 2gether d wife still a virgin tells d husband 'darling teach me how to have sex, u know i have not done it before' d husband says 'ok lets use an illustration my private thing is d prisoner and ur private thing is d prison, now lets put d prisoner inside d prison. After d first round, d husband satisfied, lies down beside her, but d wife having d experience for d first time & wants more, nudges d husband 'honey d prisoner has escaped' d husband rising to d occasion says 'ok lets re-imprison him' after d second round, d husband feeling tired lies face up, but his wife enjoying d whole new experience, hits him again' darling d prisoner has escaped again' d husband not wanting to disappoint tries one more round but after this managed to crawl down from her, but after a while d wife still not satisfied hits him again saying 'darling d prisoner has escaped again, d husband furious this time shouted at her 'ah ah let him go na, it wasn't a life sentence nah'. 1 word 4 d couple!