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Romance / Re: So Because I Sleep Unclad Next To A Guy, Sex Must Happen? – Twitter User Asks by mamba808(m): 11:46am On Jun 21, 2018
To me not every guy have self control. I've lived with a lady for two(2) weeks and I sleep unclad at yet not happened. But after the two(2) weeks, things went down. grin grin grin
Education / Re: PHOTO: Snake Labeled Crocodile In A School Wall by mamba808(m): 10:11am On May 27, 2018
Lolz!!! Maybe the school employed two artists, one to draw & the other to label it... But its funny!
Romance / Re: 3 Honest Reasons Why Women CHEAT Even On Guys They Love by mamba808(m): 12:03am On May 19, 2018
Nice observations.
To me, when we are not in tune to what you want. Call our attentions to it or raise an alarm over any change in attitude.
Am ashamed to some men that their wives fall on the third point. Let them try harder even after hard day at work.
My Advice:
Don't be ashamed to ask her to get anything that will make you perform more. Nigerian women love it when you seek their assistance in this area.
#GBAM

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Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Don't Deserve Virgins As Wives by mamba808(m): 11:35pm On May 18, 2018
Everyone deserves an 'Olosho' who will teach the virgins how sweet and enjoyable the friut is....

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Family / Re: Man Apologizes To His Wife After Seeing Her Like This At Home (Photo) by mamba808(m): 11:42pm On Mar 15, 2018
True talk.
Just try to buy something great to celebrate her on Mother's Day.
Any man who sees he's wife as his mother, his bossom friend, his lover, his soulmate, his better half, his woman & his everything. Making her know that she's the heart in the relationship or marriage while he's the head & the body. The marriage will be blessed beyond human's understanding.
#kudostoeverywoman #happymothersday
Education / Re: "The Results Are Fake": JAMB Speaks On Release Of UTME 2018 Results by mamba808(m): 5:23pm On Mar 13, 2018
Goverment of Nigeria should scrab UTME for Nigerian students as all these stories kills or dents our heritage among other African countries. #IvotetoscrabUTME
Education / Re: Uniben by mamba808(m): 4:59pm On Mar 13, 2018
Jqueen16:
Please I scored 234 in jamb and want to read mass communication in uniben, what is in for me
You are good to go. I can help you with someone who's going to assist. I served in Uniben about 8years ago and still assist students who's having problem with securing admission in UNIBEN.
I wish you all the best.
Contact me on 09032512023.
Religion / Re: "Ghosts Have Sex With Women Who Sleep Unclad, Making Them Barren" - Witchdoctor by mamba808(m): 1:08am On Feb 17, 2018
Benwems:
Why are Africans so superstitious?
Anyway if true it means a lot of Uniben girls are barren.
Haba!!! Bros, take it easy on them nah...
Truly many will graduate without having a child even when they marry the right man. #truetalk
Business / Re: Bankers, Lenders, Etc. Please Answer Now!!! by mamba808(m): 12:30am On Feb 15, 2018
Donald3d:
1.Because a very good percentage of startups fail, especially in Nigeria, within the first year
2.Registering for a business makes you look "more serious" and makes you easy to trace and monitor etc
3.You can , if you look in the right places
4.You can use personal savings,get from family and friends ,etc
5.That would be a nice idea , but most of the youth these days are more concerned about what they were , how they look and the kind of phone they use , despite been so broke to the point of hunger and oo, BBnaija too .Very few know the advantages of getting a skill, very few know that skills are more important than certificates .
#Greatpoint #weneedskills #getaskill
TV/Movies / Wow!!! by mamba808(m): 12:27am On Feb 15, 2018
Happy Birthday to you. #Alex #BBN
#Alex stop crying and answer #Khole's question. "When will you marry?"
Nairaland / General / Fellow Nairalanders-help!!! by mamba808(m): 12:29pm On Feb 14, 2018
I urgently need to start an ICT Training center that can help the teenagers and Youths in my environs...
The Center is an ICT/Skilled Acquisition with an estimated start-up cost of 1.8million naira.
Anyone who's interested in patnership should contact me for the business plan and please only serious investors are welcome.
Hints: These project within 6-18months can give an estimated amount of 3-5millions naira.
Contact: 09032512023
E-mail: sammie.akintunde@gmail.com
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cee-C Looking At Tobi And BamBam As They Hang Out Together (Video) by mamba808(m): 12:00pm On Feb 14, 2018
Ceec is a big witch, BBN should send Medical personel to the house to check Lolu's health condition.
Ceec pulling herself away and ending up to break the rope may have caused an injury on Lolu's scotrum...
#TeddyA #Alex thumbs up guys...
Romance / Re: Will You Tell Your Friend, You Have Slept With The Girl He Is About To Marry? by mamba808(m): 3:19pm On Feb 13, 2018
Say wetin happen?
Isn't used products we are all keeping at home?
Let the sleeping dog lays peacefully!!!
Business / Re: Bankers, Lenders, Etc. Please Answer Now!!! by mamba808(m): 11:02pm On Feb 12, 2018
ministeriallist:
I'm with you in this. I support the move.
We can form a cooperative.
Thanks... How do we go about it?
Business / Re: Bankers, Lenders, Etc. Please Answer Now!!! by mamba808(m): 11:01pm On Feb 12, 2018
mrphysics:

@No 5, do you think seun isn't helping? or do you think he doesn't have his own responsibilities all packed for only himself? Even the rich also cry.

Everyone has their own responsibility and they try to help when they are disposed. Seun is doing that too.

I knew that my brother.... Just to also help others.
"In solving other people's problems, yours become lighted"
Business / Bankers, Lenders, Etc. Please Answer Now!!! by mamba808(m): 6:52pm On Feb 12, 2018
I have been thinking about these issues for a long time now. I guess its time you answer to my questions:
1. Why can't you give Soft Loans to Start-ups?
2. Must I register a Business for a loan?
3. With a Perfect and Detailed Business Plan, why can't I access loan?
4. How do I get Start-ups loan to solve Nigerian Youth basic needs.
5. Mr. Seun why can't we start a Skill Acquistion Centre to help Young Nigerians who can't afford further education in the University? (I have a detailed Business Plan for it)
Let's help our Youth and change the Nigeria.
Business / Re: Help On How To Set Up A Bet Shop by mamba808(m): 6:34pm On Feb 12, 2018
Bro, #200k won't get you much.
Rent (pending on the location) = 120-150k
System Unit (3) = Unit @ 25k = 75k
Wifi (Smile or Spectranet) = 35k
Cabling (Networking) = 15k
Others like viewing live bet TV and etc...
Before you can do 9jabet or Bet9ja, you will need at least #300-#400k
But I can help if you need assistance.
Call me on 09032512023...
Business To Business / Re: Apply For Soft Loans And Get Paid Within Two Working Days by mamba808(m): 9:24pm On Feb 11, 2018
AdemolaA2:

It’s suspended for now . Thanks for checking in !

I urgently need a loan and please where can I look to within two days...
Loan for startups within 5-15% interest rate.
Thanks.
Business To Business / Re: Do U Have A Supply To Make, Do U Need Funds? I Will Funds U by mamba808(m): 9:12pm On Feb 11, 2018
09032512023
Business To Business / Re: Apply For Soft Loans And Get Paid Within Two Working Days by mamba808(m): 9:02pm On Feb 11, 2018
AdemolaA2:
Hello people,

I bet this message meets you well .In order to alleviate the pains and suffering of my fellow country people , I am giving out soft loans from the sum of N1m downwards. Terms and Conditions apply . Please, send me a message and let's deal ok .

Fraudulent people should beware as this message is for serious minded people with genuine purposes for applying.

Moderators should please help move this to front page. Thanks !!!

Am very interested...
Sammie.akintunde@gmail.com
Business To Business / Re: How To Obtain Loan Without Collateral To Expend Your Biz Or For Start Up by mamba808(m): 8:55pm On Feb 11, 2018
bolly:
Dear,
Welcome to a great year of success and prosperity. I want you to know that success in this year is for those that work for it. This is the time to execute your plans,your ideas and the time to expand your business. Here is a place we are support you to acquire the necessary fund to execute your plans,ideas and to expand your business.
Am here to supply you the contacts of all the lender in the 36 states of the Federation, and many of them give loan without collateral. I'm give you a info on how to obtain loan and grants from Federal Government even if you are a start up entrepreneurs.

To get more details, you can call me or whataspp me on 07055896391. You can also indicate your interest by replying.

...See You On Top

Am very much interested... How do I go about it?
Business / Re: I'm In Need Of A Business Proposal Sample by mamba808(m): 8:25pm On Feb 11, 2018
Chizzyjoyce:
I've been researching on how to write a business proposal and I must say its not been easy. I've got a assignment that requires a sample or samples of business proposal in this research.
Please anyone who's got an idea should not hesitate to help out..

Thanks
What's the business about? If I can help...
Nairaland / General / Urgently Needed Event Planner by mamba808(m): 7:18am On Oct 05, 2016
Nairalanders, please am urgently in need of a good and reputable event manager/planner. Who can work under pressure within the next two to three weeks for my wedding in Lagos...
Please, save me all the stress and urgently do this for us.

CC: Seun, LadyF
Business / Re: Overcoming The Nigerian Factor In Your Business by mamba808(m): 1:40pm On Jun 06, 2016
My candid opinion is to invest in education sector.... Academics or Vocational training programmes will increase your income speedily....
Business / Re: Overcoming The Nigerian Factor In Your Business by mamba808(m): 1:39pm On Jun 06, 2016
Am candid opinion is to invest in education sector.... Academics or Vocational training programmes will increase your income speedily....
Jokes Etc / Can You Beat This? by mamba808(m): 10:36am On May 26, 2016
What can you say about these?

Nairaland / General / What Will You Call This? by mamba808(m): 7:00pm On May 25, 2016
# BuhariYouth....
Someone, please how on earth will a graduate spend 3-5years in the University and end up like this?
Our government should please do something before we protest.

Romance / Re: Let's Keep It Rolling!!! by mamba808(m): 7:57am On May 19, 2016
MRNipples:
EDO LADIES.
#teamEdo rocks but not likely good to me because of fetishism attached to them.......

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