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Lolu to D1 and Vandora: I know you two are smart so I am going to tell you something and you will figure it out (about his mum). You know how somebody has a birthday and gives people food and people also give them food? And 3 days later the person is dead?

Vandora does not like to believe such things exist but D1 says it is possible.

Lolu: My mum was a single mother and it really hurts that I was molested when I was young right under her roof.

D1: Was it man or woman doing the molesting?

Lolu: Our maid! But not sexual molestation. She used to knock my head and give me koko (swellings).

D1: And so?

Lolu: When I was in Ibadan, I used to walk down a 40 km road to get to (??), things were really bad and this is what got to me the other day.

Somehow, they got into discussing Anto.

D1: The thing about Anto is she likes fun. If you give her fun she will give it back to you.

Lolu: Anto does not take this as fun. Trust me she is very focussed on this thing. (He gives the impression that Anto is taking this as a do or die affair)

But D1 disagrees about how serious Anto is.

Vandora: Alex you got roses. Its so beauriful. Jumps up and down on the spot whilst clapping hands together.

Leo to D1: How do you cope with this girl

Lolu about Vandora: She is so adorable (or another really nice word)

Vandera: Adorable yet D1 is running from me.

The way these girls are gunning for these guys ehn! All barrels blasting

Vandora: A lot of people when they are giving you a facial, they will use butter. Anything that can go in your mouth can go on your face...

She is on the couch chatting with Rico after a brief nap.

Blackhawk01:
Eeeeeeewwwwwww

I have replaced the Eeeeee with Aaaaaa

oshe11:
The way "Awwwwwwwww" is flying around this thread I'm beginning to think some foreigners have Thread-jack this thread ooo

Aaawwwww!

These housemates have managed to dilute Bitto's game plan. Hearing his voice is not as common as it used to be..

Biggie has asked housemates to clean all windows and reflective surfaces.

Biggie calls HoH to the diary room.

Our senior wife Alex comes back to feed our husband Leo with some stollen (Na Leo talk am oh) Pringles whilst the new wife is gone performing her HoH duties.

Oy, the crackling of the pringles chomping in my ear is so

Papiikush:
Awwwww... So romantic

Lol, I don't trust this your aaaawww but I will take it like its quarter genuine... and wait for the roasting to come later.

Ahneeka has come "forward" or should I say "sideways" to join the community people washing clothes.

And for a moment, Rico,Angel, Ahneeka and Alex leave Leo and Khloe alone.

Chloe seizes the moment to initiate hug and small grind and talk about how Leo manages to package his "package" so that its movement will not "distract".

And Angel comes back with his strong voice mtcheew....

Wait a minute! Khloe and this by force party. This is her task. Now I understand what she told Biggie: "that she is doing the task but getting another person annoyed".

Cee'c is a wicked someborri

She is lying-on a bed and tweezing hair from her chin whilst Tobi is holding her bronzer case mirror for her. (I know you people will roast him for this )

Cee'c: Your girlfriend!

Tobi: My girlfriend?

Cee'c: I did something to her and I got the reaction I was looking for. You know her boyfriend is tall? Well whilst he was sharing drink, I went to him and started playing with him and jumping on him. If you saw the look on her face. Now she knows how it feels.

I assume Cee'c is referring to Bam Bam and getting a jealous reaction out of her in retaliation for that massage

Anyway sha, Tobi ends up taking the tweezers and helps her try to remove the hairs on her chin (Can I get an aaaaawwwww? )

Eeghe:
You and GeeZeeM and body parts

(Runs away)

Now you have reminded me of Rico's lips..

Let me log back on.

Not 100% sure of what I am seeing but seems Vandora is making a play for D1 and D1 is running for his life oh.

They were lying down together on the couch and Vandora was making them goo eyes at him whilst they were talking. The way bros jackknifed out of the sleeping position to a sitting position

Now, she is cradling his head and pulling him to lie on her and rub his head on her bosom. D1 has this "mo gbe" expression on his face

Queenofhell:
He looks good naked though ,I saw him the other day pulling off his clothes and I liked what I saw .

Stop making me laugh, I am pretending to work! How manage your eyes go find Angel naked?

dominique:
They may not be my favourite pair but they don't deserve to go first. Plus, Angel is starting to grow on me.

I like Angel. My only problem is that it looks like he is not a fit with this environment. As much as he is talented and can be involved with chasing the ladies, he is very serious and strategic and also gets hurt/angry easily. He gets irritated by some of the ongoing shenanigans. And to other housemates, he is almost like the big brother you don't want to go to a party with because he will just be giving you the evil eye when you are having fun.

oshe11:
Have u watched Lesbiana

Lesbi who? I don't know her. Neither does she live in my area...

dominique:
Those sideboobs are jaw dropping

When does voting close?

Thank youuuuuu. Every time I look at the screen, my eyes just zoom in. Haba!

People have been saying it closes today but not sure.

Queenofhell:
Intelligent indeed!
Are they talking about finding the cure of hiv or research to help cure a viral disease?
Miracle is the only one that talks about useful things in that house.
Nina is a living proof, compare the arrant Nina that breezed into the house telling everyone that cared to listen that she was on her period, saying a lot of rubbish, not attending lectures, sorting her papers and what have you.
Now Nina is more grounded, more responsive and better behaved.
I don't care about all these movie jargon ,I have no dreams of being an actor .
Teach me about life, teach me about how to succeed ,that is what I'd like to hear and that is what we get to hear from miracle anytime he opens his mouth.

Okay . Ma Miracle!

Papiikush:
Thought you are a lady

Papi, I am oh! But its good to appreciate God's work on the human body

Khloe, Anto and Angel discussing about the movie making world.

Ahneeka contributing but majorly creaming her body. She is dressed in a black dress.

So sorry but with all the "intelligent" things coming from their mouth that can be reported, Anheeka's side boob just keeps distracting me..

Blackhawk01:
Bambi. I can't help but twist you moniker each time I see it.

I think we should have a nairaland reality show too. Seun oooo, what do you think?

I know.. I like it when you do.

Lol, this forum is so crazy. It's my channel 197 I swear. Our own biggie self dishing out banishment. (Although our biggie dey get clap back sometimes )

Haba, see campaign, de-campaign, love, dis-like, anger, manipulation, cuteness, harshness, cunning,...

I doff my hat oh. And we are only in week 3.

Everybody has a point yet nobody wants to accept the truth because they think accepting the truth reduces their favourite's chance of winning.

I can't wait for sunday.

janellemonae:
So I need to update dt Ceecee, Tobi "begging" argument.

Ahneeka came to join them after awhile and wanted to help them squash it. Ceecee explains to her (in Tobis presence), dt other girls are flirting wt Tobi and trying to get his attention. Dt she can't allow d guy she's dating to be accessible to other girls .ie. anto and bam bam. Also says Tobi should be like miracle dt only has eyes for Nina (but madam, Nina doesnt itch when miracle talks to other girls). Tobi don marry wife.

Tobi mumbles sthn and leaves them in d garden. Ahneeka advises her dt she should also mix wt other guys, dt for example, bam bam is wt teddy and won't even allow him see or mix wt other girls. Lol! (I thought her and bam were friends). Its so obvious ahneeka likes teddyA. She's been doing a lot to try and have a conversation wt him alone for the past 3 days. I see u ahneeka.

So they are officially dating now? Cee'c will not kill me. She looks like someone who will enjoy village people coming to settle arguments in her matrimonial home

You don't have to demand for respect or love my honeychille, it should be given by free will.

And when you give too many rules, you are only begging for them rules to be broken

AntiBrutus:
True.
Northerners are most submissive on the average.
Yorubas can love mumu love. But igbo girls dey carry all their sense plus ancestors own enter relationship.

Tetragramaton:
Check her Facebook account, she tagged her husband on her pictures. I noticed it for sometime but just kept quiet so bloggers will find out . Cynthia nwadiora is her fb page. Look at her pictures. She tagged the DeeDee guy in most of her pictures . she loves older men. And he is a white old Man. His name is David cook. They've been dating for a while. Hence she called tobi a silly child or something like that. Its her preference.

And did you conveniently miss the picture she had where Dave Cook made a comment as follows: "My sis be slaying...#golden heart���"?

Haba! Gently does it with the propagation of untrue gist...

Giel:
Lol, awww cee c

I like the pair of lolu and cee c now.

bodyonchecheche:
Cee C gives Tobi a shoutout and tells him she misses him and can't wait to get back into his arms, she tells him she's been jealous since yesterday because she has had to see him with another woman, she tells him he's been a blessing to her, thanks him for attempting to love her and reassures him that her love/feelings for him haven't changed

Awww

Aawww, this is the Cee'c I intuitively knew was beneath the hard core she has been showing. I am so happy that Lolu brought it out. Another Kudos to Lolu.

Giel:
Real alpha male falling down because of water
LMAO

I missed that bit. After forming strong guy when the hose was at the back only for him to come and fall. Choi, I am pained for not seeing it.

vladimiros:
angel dey feel like odéshi.


yeye

Kai, e don tay wen I hear that word....

They spoke to other people apart from the ones they were tethered to....

For every rule break, there will be consequences.

And Tobi is just laughing away like a fowl. Even me sef was joining you Tobi in the yafu yafu laughter...

Choi, so Tobi, Bam Bam, Chloe and Anto don't chop punishment - Nice

What did the others do biggie that these ones did not do?

I am dying of curiosity.

Biggie, what did they do now?