₦airaland Forum

RoyalBlu:
Story story...

Story!!!

Evening News Paper🤣🤣🤣

dre11:
https://fij.ng/article/confirmed-reps-lied-about-their-salaries-while-offering-50-to-fight-hunger/

Who believes the Rogues initially if not ignoramuses.

Iidiots who receives nothing less than N50 Million monthly apart from the huge constituency allocation they always loot.

Observer23:
Which of these ancient treats was your favourite?


1. Sisi pelebe
2. Ekana gowon
3. Eyin alangba
4. Baba dudu
5. Donkwa

That Sisipelebe can be very addicting thus my favorite

Henry2405:
I will say my own issue as funny as it may sound, taught me a whole lesson, dated my wife for a year and half and we decided to get married, we were staying in delta state and decided to relocate to Lagos, my wife is pretty type, curvy and all. I’m tall and fit too. We moved to Lagos last year October and I observed some changes in her, she’s the type that when we stepped out, she’s gets attention, two months later, she said we should open our marriage, that maybe we rushed ourselves, that we should meet other people to see if we want to continue with the marriage.
She said she’s ok with me going on dates with other girls so I should let her too. I noticed this happened cause of the constant attention she gets, after few weeks, I agreed but I already zero’d my mind the marriage is over, I moved out Jan this year to a new apartment, just last month here.
She called me that we should close the marriage back, said her suggestion worked and she found out that we are meant to be married, I told her I’ve already moved on from the marriage and I just want a legal step to meet her people to end everything, she has been asking her people to beg me.
Calling my line endlessly and telling me I found someone else and I didn’t loved her in the first place.
Isn’t this stupidity and witchcraft at play
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I salute those of you men still going into marriage during this End Time Period of the world

Xxxxtentacion2:
This people dey mad aswear..
20k can't buy you a jean trouser..

Infact the stupid money can't even feed a normal human being with a decent meal for just two days.

The real value of that money is N2000.

Abdullah36:
Hey everyone, I just wanted to share some good news in respond to yesterday's thread https://www.nairaland.com/8174706/6-institutions-receive-2bn-students Well, my siblings finally received the first 20000 monthly Nigerian Education Loan Fund (NELFUND). It's been a long wait, but it's definitely worth it.

A lot of us have been skeptical about the program, but I can personally attest that it's real! I'm so grateful to the government for making this opportunity available to students.

If you're a student in need of financial assistance for your education, I urge you to apply for the NELFUND loan. It's a game-changer for many students, and it could be the boost you need to achieve your academic goals.

I'm excited to see what the future holds with this financial support.

Let's spread the good news and support this initiative. Well done Mr. President

Mtsheeeew Nonsense!!!!

Poverty stricken beings.

Domainer1999:
Hi Familylanders, how has this current tough economic situations affected your marriage?

For those already in it, has it cause turmoil between you and your partners?
And those that entered it not long, does this current situations make you regret taking such decision.

Had love been lost between aged long partners?For the bachelors/spinsters, are you grateful been single this moment?

Most of them (Poor & Average) are in HELL FIRE already

KossyKiss97:
A friend who's relocating has this for sale-

Peugeot 307 with Sound noiseless engine, factory fitted chilling AC, and still with it's First body.
Price 2.5m.

Please call or chat me on Whatsapp on 08060291729.

Location is Abuja.

Stick??

Happy Fast Sales.

SultanOfAbia:
I realize some things

1. Older generation did worse things than these young generations are doing.

2. No Social media during old generation
It was 98% safe to keep dark secrets
A lot of crazy things they did
Only very few people know about and most times they take their secrets to the grave.

But Social media in the young generations has put a spotlight on exposing people's private life to millions of strangers online.
This makes it look like this current generation of youths are bad and corrupt minded 18+

So, is the older generation far better and more righteous than Gen Z?

NOOO!!!

You forgot to add that the Useless Evil older generation were the ones who destroyed this country and they are still continuing to destroy it as we speak.

AvatheTherapist:
Ps: You only get to pay my transport fare to your Location - Abuja Residents only!

Our services include:
Deep Tissue
Swedish massage
Aromatherapy massage

NO HAPPY EN.D.INGS Please

Send a PM to book a Session now!

I hope no be Format be this. All sort and form of Vices comes to mind which Kidnapping tops the chart.

OntheMoon:
Good morning guys, sorry to disturb y'all.. I just need some help honestly.

Can anyone please help me with a job that can accommodate me 🙏 if its a house job or something, I'm a hardworking boy.

Man just need to survive... There's nothing in my bank.
I know nairaland has good people and please if you can employ me, I'd be glad.

This is my WhatsApp, please contact me 08103370216.... Let's talk. thank you ❤️🙏

When we tell your Poor Gullible parents never to breed/stop breeding in Nigeria, They will not hear.

Imagine a little boy like you who should still be under good supervision and also helping you shape your future has been thrown to the Jungle of Wolves and Hyenas.

It is well with you.

underpinna:
They see a guy with a lot of ladies, they push their way through the man and think the man would be loyal to them?

My girl left me for a not too far street womanizer 5 days ago and yesterday, she has been served breakfast.

Meanwhile, I'm still trying to heal from her hurt.

Life sef.

You are very useless.

LoveUdie:
1. HOW THEY HANDLE CORRECTION.

Marriage will require a lot of learning, unlearning and relearning. If the person is not teachable, marriage will be a challenge.

2. HOW THEY ACT WHEN THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT.

If someone cannot handle disappointments, or they always want things to go their way, that will be a difficult spouse. Take for instance: When a woman starts biIIing you like she’s after your Iife, giving you deadlines to do things for her or the relationship is over, that’s not Iove, that’s enough signs that you’re being usεd. Dυmp her!!!

3. HOW THEY ACT AROUND THE OPPOSITE GENDER.

They are in a relationship but act and behave like they are single and ready to mingle. No boundaries with the opposite sex. Someone who gets overly excited around the opposite gender sometimes to the point of forgetting you even exist or wants to entertain and please others, will bring you unnecessary trouble and make you insecure.

4. HOW THEY ACT WHEN ANGRY.

Anger is a normal human emotion, but how you control it or how it controls you will determine if you're ready for marriage or you need serious help. Does the person become insulting, violent, threatening and rude when angry; or do they control their temper? Marriage will bring some reasons to be angry here and there; can they handle it?

5. HOW THEY ACT WHEN THE CONVERSATION IS ABOUT SEX.

If they get uncomfortable when the conversation is about sex or they get overly lustful; your marriage will have trouble. Marriage should be with someone open minded about sex conversations and also someone who sees it as something special in marriage.

6. HOW THEY ACT WHEN THE CONVERSATION IS NOT ABOUT SEX.

Does the person tune off or show no interest when you talk about other topics? That person is only interested in sex, not a long term bond with you. Be careful!

7. HOW THEY ACT WHEN YOU CAN'T GIVE TIME.

If there are moments you can't answer the persons phone call because you're in a meeting, function or can't reply immediately to their messages but you get back to them when you're done, does the person understand; or become controlling and insecure, wanting to micromanage your time? You are safe with someone who understands that there are other parts and roles in your life that need your attention.

8. HOW THEY ACT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT GOD.

If the person avoids God's talk, they will not raise with you the Godly family you are praying for. Quote me anywhere, no marriage can enjoy the blessings that comes with marriage if they take away the one who instituted marriage out of the equation.

9. HOW THEY ACT WHEN YOU GO THROUGH A TOUGH MOMENT.

When you are having a bad day, facing challenges or when you are in trouble, does the person console you, comfort you and encourage you; or do they avoid your tough moments, are they emotionally unavailable and belittle your feelings. A good spouse cares.

10. HOW THEY ACT AROUND PEOPLE WITH MORE MONEY AND LESS MONEY.

There are partners who only wants to be with you when it is rosy and all sunshine. When the going gets tough, they run away and look for a new spark or catch. If the person treats people based on their financial status, be careful. You could be about to get married to an opportunist. A good person is consistent in how he/she handles people of different status. If you can’t attract a woman without showing off your wallet, you probably will never find a woman who genuinely.

Problem of those going into life sentence.

Mariangeles:
I have already settled your matter.

Okay we shall see.

Mariangeles:
SHUT UP, YOU AGENT OF SATAN!!!

Stay defeated, you loser!

Okay Till Then!

Mariangeles:
You're finished!

I will get hold of you i promise you. And remember my spell on you still stand. You will learn by force by fire. Very proud uncouth girl.

Mariangeles:
You should've tried to manage it according to how you worked for it.

Shuuuutup what do you know. Muumu girl.

mrkings84:
I did a labour work for 3 days and was paid 9k on the evening of the 3rd day, the money I worked for 3 days finished on same night on just food ingredients to make a soup and garri. I went home very sorrowful.

This is what a lot of people at the bottom of the foodchain are going through.

nairavsdollars:
If Ordinary Titus Sardine Can Be 1k Under Tinubu’s Government (picture)

How much will it now cost to cook a pot of stew and rice?

Lol where did you get it for N1000?

I have been buying it here for N1200 since last year.

CriminalTinubu:
Lol
It's been long we heard from Yoruba leaders
Prior to the Fulani protest there was always one post or the other on them. Making noise and chest beating.

Since their lord got humbled by Putin and his Fulani horde they have gone into hiding. Onanuga, Ooni, Adeboye, Afenifere, Igboho and co.

Hope they are not about to betray Tinubu?

They are all stupiid cowards.

They can't face the Northerners.

If na igbo people now, they will come out in droves to flap their useeless smelly mouths.

StPete:
Everyone loves money but interestingly most men don’t beg for it, rather they work hard to make it. A vast number of ladies love to beg!

From the rich to the average to the poor, they beg at the slightest opportunity. It is repulsive. And when u refuse to give, they gaslight you with the silliest of things

Infact you nailed it. Most especially Nigeria women and ladies. The way they love free things is out of this world.

3kay945:


I don't think these bastards believe in the existence of God

Believe in God ke??

Most of them are Soulless because of the different dark powers they have dipped their eyes into.

You will be marveled at the amount of their fellow men they have killed silently. They have no regard for human beings most especially those at the bottom.

Yet they will be the one sponsoring and championing RELIGIONS to the Fooools.

Religions were created to suppressed the Poor & Gullibles from thinking and to also give them False hope so their heart wouldn't be hardened like their rulers heart thus they won't be able to challenge the rulers.

Of all this, One thing i like is God is always waiting for them at the finish line after allowing them to satisfy themselves. God is ever patient.

keymatt:
Hunger knows no tribe or religion.


#EndBadGovernaceInNigeria Protest continues until fuel price is reduced to N200 per Litre.

N185 Per Litre.

ogododo:
https://dailytrust.com/malnutrition-hits-borno-parents-hospitals-cry-out/

NIGERIA is an Evil Scene and Contraption.

Yet the vice president renovated his house with N21 Billion. The other basstarrds bought private jet and yatch worth N40 Billion. These demons need to be hannnged by their balls.

What an unrepentant Evil entities.

AuntyBisola:
Anything to chase Tinubu away is welcome.

A deadly Plague eating up the nation gradually🤣

year2013:
Progress kill you there

Don't stress yourself on those useless scallywags.

Victerica:
Something strange, is happening around the world.

But I don't know what it is. Do you?

Another world reset is on the way.

Read up on Project 2030.

A lot of Corrupt african leaders will be eliminated.

Russia is championing the world to the right direction and would emerge victorious.

Lurdd:
Men in their 30's and 40's
women in their 30's and 40's

What advice will you give the younger ones in their
Early 20's or late 20's
Pls I want everyone to advise their gender on how to better their life in this their early stage of life.
I believe the younger ones are listening thanks

My only precious advice for you is Never ever marry or give birth to kids until your finance is in good shape. if you are from poor or average home in Nigeria. I know most of you will not heed to this advice but e no concern me.

This Act is one of the major reason why there is massive and widespread poverty in Nigeria.

I see a lot of men and women who can't even feed or clothe themselves properly breeding kids like pigs. Smhh.

Nigeria is not a country to experience in one's lifetime most especially if you are poor.

Hakeem66:
That guy is constantly on Nairaland, defending Tinubu and the APC 24 hours a day. He annoys me a lot, and I wonder what he does for a living.

I tell you, Very useless lowlife being.

Weretuntun:
nairaland family, we to fast and pray for seven days,for our country,
what am seeing about this country is not good,what is coming in future is very evil.
nigerian is not mature for military government
infact colonisation is better than junta rule.

Crrraze dey your empty head. Pray ko Player nii. Nonsense!

Xscape1993:
The drug master and certificate forger is a big curse to humanity.

Zionmdde:
Another mugu. Why not go to the refinery and find out how many staffs they have there. Or do you want us to be 1M aside. We can bring a neutral person and go on fact finding in any of the refinery of ur choice. If you count up to 50 staffs there, u win the bet

Na your fada be mugun stupid useless kid.