Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,439 members, 7,836,764 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 May 2024 at 12:24 PM

MandingoXXX's Posts

Nairaland Forum / MandingoXXX's Profile / MandingoXXX's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (of 8 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Her Natural Hair With More Boobs Exposure (Photos) by MandingoXXX: 10:06am On Oct 29, 2016
She looks tired of her life and the breazt looks more tired of her body.

11 Likes

Celebrities / Re: I Have Found Love Again — Chika Ike by MandingoXXX: 10:03am On Oct 29, 2016
Princejebs:
MONEY MUST NOT WASTE JARE DURING THIS ECONOMY RECCESION!.
1. u buy egg-roll N150, i buy buns N20, boil egg N30, all na N50, all na d same, "money must not waste".
2. u buy 5 Alive N300; i buy Nutri C N60 (N20 each) "money must not waste".
3. Nepa cut your wire, you pay N2,000 reconnection fee sharpsharp; me i wait, for night I call electrician, pay am N500 Αnd he fix the wire back, "money cannotwaste".
4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar; me I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains everything, "Money nowaste".
5. You pay 5k go watch P.square show, me I buy the pirated CD N100 watch& sing along, money no waste.
6. You pay N1,000 for cinema buy pop corn N500; I buy 50-in-1 DVD 2H, i dey house dey chop N50 pop corn, movie dey show, "money no easy to get.".
7. You buy red bull N200 to be strong, me I buy paraga N20, i’m stronger,"money cannot waste".
8. You buy Don Simon, me i buy zobo add squaddy, all nared wine.
9. You fix Brazilian hair 100k; I buy xpressions weave-on N350, I finepass you, even sef guys no even know the difference, hahahahaa.
10. You go club for freedom palace, buy hennesey 40k, me I enter jointfor area buy alomo N200 go wake keeping… all na flexing and highness, after all na Me enjoy pass.
11. You pay DSTV 10k to watch match, me I pay N50 for viewing centre: even argue with streetboys pass u.
12. You buy BB torch 85k, me I buy BB Storm (UK) 12k, shebi na ping all of us they ping.. Mtchew.
13. u dey go Island Frommainland,u enter cab N2,500, i enter brt bus N150, no be same place we deygo?


Poverty no go kill you... Say Amen!!!

15 Likes

Celebrities / Re: I Have Found Love Again — Chika Ike by MandingoXXX: 9:59am On Oct 29, 2016
You go soon lose it again if you don't close your mouth.

Searching for some fvck to give... No fvck found, so No fvck given.

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Girl Offers Lagos Guy Sex On His Birthday, Sends Her Boob Pix (photos) by MandingoXXX: 8:59am On Oct 29, 2016
TreasuredLeidy:
so all d story na just 4 50k? Cheap Prostitute.

I pity person wey go marry dis 1 put 4 house.
buh girls why

You that Bleep for free... who is cheaper?
Politics / Re: Amaechi & His Wife See Corpse Of Ake, Eze Umuakpa Of Ogbaland by MandingoXXX: 3:57pm On Oct 28, 2016
That motherfvcker doesn't look like he is dead. Wait, let me take a close look.

3 Likes

Crime / Re: Lady Beats Man That Stole Her Phones In A Bank In Ibadan (Photos) by MandingoXXX: 4:19pm On Oct 14, 2016
The pictures seem like the woman was the one beaten.

1 Like

Religion / Re: Skeleton Found In A Pastor's House In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by MandingoXXX: 4:15pm On Oct 14, 2016
.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Woman Mails Her Pubic Hairs To Donald Trump Over His Vulgar Comments by MandingoXXX: 3:59pm On Oct 14, 2016
Otu ocha. grin grin

4 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: DSS Lied Against Us, Judges- NJC (read Full Statement) by MandingoXXX: 2:58pm On Oct 14, 2016
Luckylife:
Separation of power and rule of law are basics by wish democracy are measured. This government lacks the willingness to follow that .

Did those molten grumpy old judges think of that when they were dishing out judgements to the highest bidders? Oloshi!

3 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: DSS Lied Against Us, Judges- NJC (read Full Statement) by MandingoXXX: 2:53pm On Oct 14, 2016
Thunder fire all those judges.

May Amadioha fry their left akpa-amu and serve it to Odin as breakfast.

3 Likes 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: Padita Agu Receives 500k As Birthday Present From Stranger She Met Once by MandingoXXX: 11:43am On Oct 14, 2016
He was just prepping you for the judgement/repayment day.

Trust me that mumu spender's mum might be staying under a leaking roof somewhere in Enugu state.

1 Like

Politics / Re: License Illegal Refineries - Ehiozuwa Agbonayinma Tells FG by MandingoXXX: 11:40am On Oct 14, 2016
wirinet:
Only illegal refineries? Why not legalize illegal oil bunkerers and illegal pipeline vandalism. While at it, we can legalize illegal smugglers, fake drug manufacturers,etc. In fact the word illegal should be removed from our laws.
Does the law maker think those drums used to "cook" crude oil equate to refineries? Do they know how much the smallest proper refinery cost in dollars? This law maker wants to destroy the whole environment of the Niger delta.

Proudlyngwa:
There is a reason they are called illegal.
We can as well license illegal drug production centers.
Illegal tertiary institutions.
Illegal foods and beverages.

Sometimes I wonder, whether the cause of our problems is in the air we breathe or the water we drink.

Nice one guys. It will take this country 1 million years to be like Benin Republic going by the way our leaders and youth think.
Politics / Re: Arraignment Of Judges Put Off Indefinitely by MandingoXXX: 3:59pm On Oct 12, 2016
@op, please correct yourself.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Girl Living In Ireland Narrates Challenges Of Being Black Abroad by MandingoXXX: 3:46pm On Oct 12, 2016
Who Send Her? But Seriously, That Geh Take Style Wowo oooo grin

22 Likes 2 Shares

Crime / Re: Toyota Corolla Stolen In Awka, Anambra (Photo) by MandingoXXX: 1:51pm On Oct 12, 2016
Are You Aware That Pussy Is Now Pussy On Nairaland... Seun Chop Knuckle, Joor! grin

15 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: Buhari At Federal Executive Council Meeting Today (Photos) by MandingoXXX: 1:36pm On Oct 12, 2016
PMB And White Agbada Be Like:

Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin And Lilian Esoro 3month Son Gets His Own Social Media Account by MandingoXXX: 10:31am On Oct 12, 2016
The Baby's Face Be Like He Was Saying In His Mind:

'Id!ot, Who Be Your Only Hope? You Sure Say Na You be My Papa. Me And You No Resemble Self. Una For Kukuma Leave Me For America Where Una Born Me'

2 Likes

Family / Re: Woman Batters Husband During Sex Over Huge Manhood In South Africa (Pic) by MandingoXXX: 3:08pm On Oct 11, 2016
ihatebuhari:
wished it was me



dumb woman

Fake Ass Biaatch!
Celebrities / Re: Show Equal Love To Your Daughters - Flavor Called Out By Fans by MandingoXXX: 4:04pm On Oct 10, 2016
So This Fine Baby For Just Waste Inside Soak-away If Flavor Had Used A Condom? Chai!!!!

6 Likes

Politics / Re: FFK: "Buhari Received N24.6Billion And N19Billion In Cash From Ex Governor" by MandingoXXX: 11:17am On Oct 08, 2016
proeast:
I am not shocked, I've always known buhari to be a smart crook right from his days as PTF chairman. Its the attitude of zombies in making him appear like a saint that assaults my sensibillity.

How could he be a smart crook and a dullardino at the same time? you are such a confused wailer.
Family / Re: What Are Your fears Of Getting Married Or Being Married? Singles ONLY by MandingoXXX: 4:00pm On Oct 06, 2016
Staying out late with the boys. And bleeping the same otene for the rest of my life.... Scary grin

12 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (of 8 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.