How come am celebrating my birthday with this guy na. Meanwhile TODAY IS NY BORN DAY.. .

HOW MANY LIKES FOR ME

Qudbell:
She even speaks good english... ladies with a gift of the gab tend to be d most wayward ones sef...

starlodE

ClassCaptain:
Ok.
This reminds me...






To be continued......

Guy, where u dey all ds Centuries?

Truely Nigerians has a long way to go. If dis is a news that someone feels OK to post in a social media , then there is no hope in dis country....

ClassCaptain:
Ok.

This reminds me of a similar experience on Instagram... As a very handsome young man, I have a lot of ladies following me on Instagram and they do beg for follow back but as a man that have high taste , I usually select a few lucky ones that I follow back..

Now many of this girls will be commenting cute guy, handsome, boo , kiss me, touch me ,enter into my Arizona but as a strong Lord chosen church member, I do ignore the acrobatic efforts of the lady to get my attention as I do not want to fall in the gallows of sin .

I was jejely minding myself as I scrolled through bobrisky pictures when I saw a DM from a popular light skinned Instagram babe..

The thing shock me but I maintained composure......

She start praising me saying she really like my outlook on IG and she do stalk.. she even say she do wake up at midnight to check my pictures while strategically grabbing hold of a certain green color fruit usually used in salad..

She start praises on me and said if I don't mind and I shouldn't tell anybody,she would like to fuk me for free..

I say am a Christian and I do no such but she referred me to David and ask me to beg for forgiveness later..Il

I said I will block her that she shld let me be and I was almost pressing the block button when she sent in these two pictures that made me remove my finger from the block button..

She later sent picture crying that I should please do her bidding or she will commit suicide as she really wants me to sharpen her pencil even if its just once..

It surprise me why this girl want me to lead her into the other room.

I think about what Jesus would do, I think about my reputation, I think about the girl that is suffering and will kill herself if I don't do ,I think about the suffering of the fruit, I think about the pictures of the light twins she sent..

And finally, I arrived at a conclusion...







To be continued......

oga no vex me o, tell us ur conclusion

Why take it out on the girl? The guy sure won't tell u if he later met with her and we dey here dey kill ourselves...

OBTSubtle:


Its anonymous still..



That's a ho at work.. Say the right thing na

Him putting it on social ain't even making sense, what for?

I don't need to remind people what she is, its glaring I'd rather pass.
Tho, that was cheap. then again she has her reasons.

This BS ain't even news.

How you even sure it's a girlie? Possibly might be a man pretending to be a girlie to scam the bullshit outta this fuzzy fellow nd he's here ranting and feeling like "Ladies man"

I laugh in pinyin

me and wizkid we fhuckin the same ho's
me and dbanj be fhucking the same ho's
my money green,
my money clean
team cash blow

dis niggi mike be chopping useless olos'ho's
uploading niggi how much? bich do u want more.
i smoked her dirty pusie harsh tagging uploading niggis
social media be home for ho's looking for a big catch.
what the fhuck is our biz
if you got a bich.
self made niggis be on some stupid shiiit.

passyhansome:
#50K for transport, and you claim you giving it out for free

Bros it's a legal thing...

I'm sure it's a law student, law school or even an Olosho of a lawyer that started this thing.

If tomorrow u call her olosho and she sues u for defamation...what evidence do u have 4 calling her.a prostitute?

Nothing in that convo suggest she's a prostitute, she ONLY demanded Tfare. Lols

Omo these birds(hoes) have learned to fly without perching shaaa

gbagyiza:
Truely Nigerians has a long way to go. If dis is a news that someone feels OK to post in a social media , then there is no hope in dis country....

Was it not the developed americans, Europeans who started it? Aren't they living well?

And yea...it's news

That her "cat" must be brand new or was made by Enzo Ferrari...

Laveda:
And so he uploaded it on social media?!

Mumu girls and boys.

Did u not see him bind and cast in the write up and u still dey ask why he upload am? Smh

Laveda:
And so he uploaded it on social media?!
Mumu girls and boys.

Hmmmmmm
Hehehehe

Get a job man. Self acclaimed Christian perusing Bobrisky pictures. For what? Does he tickle your fancy if you are the Christian that you claim?

Get a job man. Self acclaimed Christian perusing Bobrisky pictures. For what? Does he tickle your fancy if you are the Christian that you claim?

ClassCaptain:
Ok.

This reminds me of a similar experience on Instagram... As a very handsome young man, I have a lot of ladies following me on Instagram and they do beg for follow back but as a man that have high taste , I usually select a few lucky ones that I follow back..

Now many of this girls will be commenting cute guy, handsome, boo , kiss me, touch me ,enter into my Arizona but as a strong Lord chosen church member, I do ignore the acrobatic efforts of the lady to get my attention as I do not want to fall in the gallows of sin .

I was jejely minding myself as I scrolled through bobrisky pictures when I saw a DM from a popular light skinned Instagram babe..

The thing shock me but I maintained composure......

She start praising me saying she really like my outlook on IG and she do stalk.. she even say she do wake up at midnight to check my pictures while strategically grabbing hold of a certain green color fruit usually used in salad..

She start praises on me and said if I don't mind and I shouldn't tell anybody,she would like to fuk me for free..

I say am a Christian and I do no such but she referred me to David and ask me to beg for forgiveness later..Il

I said I will block her that she shld let me be and I was almost pressing the block button when she sent in these two pictures that made me remove my finger from the block button..

She later sent picture crying that I should please do her bidding or she will commit suicide as she really wants me to sharpen her pencil even if its just once..

It surprise me why this girl want me to lead her into the other room.

I think about what Jesus would do, I think about my reputation, I think about the girl that is suffering and will kill herself if I don't do ,I think about the suffering of the fruit, I think about the pictures of the light twins she sent..

And finally, I arrived at a conclusion...







To be continued......

kinggogo:
"I have always had a crunch on you" . Ode

Ashawo oshi

She wants to crunch the guy like biscuit.

Some are used to doing this sh*t, mean why must he share a screenshot of the chat on social media? Na the girl I blame sha.... Asha** everywhere you go!

fotadmowmend:

The 'cheap prostitute' aspect interests me more

I thought I was the only 1 who read between the lines there....

I see red flags everywhere, it is a setup, a bait.

Hahahahaha Who doesn't know PrettymikeUno, Mr make it rain. Ashi of life!!! How did he even escape this?

i wonder why people are surprised. sex is cheap these days

ExInferis:


Good english, ehn?

When she has a "crunch" on him rather than a crush?

And that aint no typo neither.

lets assume its a typo for my thesis to be accurate

TreasuredLeidy:
so all d story na just 4 50k? Cheap Prostitute.

I pity person wey go marry dis 1 put 4 house.
buh girls why

Cheap prostitute as used by you gives room for an expensive prostitute.... I kinda think if she had said one million... U for say .. That's my girl....

Fake Convoy, Publicity Stunt

tobillionaire:
some guls addiction to rich guys ehn abeg giv am
100k, com take am do ritual to boost ur wealth

lol

Young03:
when u have money girls will be dieing to have u

just negodu

dieing kwa!
Hmm,'engriss' sef..

Qudbell:
lets assume its a typo for my thesis to be accurate

Ok. But just this once.

Phranex:


Cheap prostitute as used by you gives room for an expensive prostitute.... I kinda think if she had said one million... U for say .. That's my girl....

lols,why evils;bros, you r wicked!!

ObiOmaMu:
Remember the popular Ikeja big boy Mike, one of the manager's of Club Uno in Ikeja, who got lots of cakes from different girls on his birthday two years ago?

Well, it's his birthday again, and a girl is offering him birthday sex and have sent him a photo of her boobs, saying she has always wanted to have sex with him. She also demanded 50k as Tfare. The Boy shared their chat on his Instagram page! See below...

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/girl-offers-lagos-big-boy-sex-on-his.html

so......... happy birthday to love-vendor extraordinaire Mike!!!

TreasuredLeidy:
so all d story na just 4 50k? Cheap Prostitute.

I pity person wey go marry dis 1 put 4 house.
buh girls why

You that Bleep for free... who is cheaper?