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here i go . . .


Prince ?. . . i bring an end to his madness
this retarded/ motherfucker'z about to vanish//
i tarnish/ images/ i kill with vileness
regardless/ what the fuckz yer business//
if i'm insane/ i'm Hussein/ Resurrected
terrorism re-birthed/ nairaland'z most demented//
here to perfect/ the ''unperfected''/ i'm elected
my demo/crazy/ album boils in the studio//
but yer lines/lazy/ this nigga fuckz wiv a Love Machine
through the asshole/ motherfucker'z a bimbo//
so he fuckz the old/ from 80 and above
he a sight to behold/ when he rockin them poles//
strip teasing/ his old popz thinks he appealing
so he[i] feel[/i] him/ ''suck my di.ck son/ i love the feeling''//
perversion/ is an addiction/ the family tradition
he is a product of his daddy's abomination//
a union/ between the father and the daughter
brought about the life of this motherfucker//
i'm sick in the head/ its why i murder
my lyrical disorder/ put ya life asunder//
i bust yer brains wiv my revolver
i'm a Legend/ John calls me the Evolver//
take you to Russia/ drown you in the Volga
wiv my mouth i'll still spit vulgar//
if yo' bitch'z my lover/ i'ma disfigure her vulva
nigga/ i got more Rhymes than Busta//
i'm a monsta/ the energy i muster
knockz you out/ like you gulped a bottle of vodka//
me your headache/ you won't cure me wiv a Boska
i'm a mountain/ live Everest/ i Everlast/ like we boxers//
and you can't move me/ with faith/ the seed of a mustard
you musta . . .heard of me/ i'm a hustler//
manickal'z a malefactor/ he got the x-factor
i the chiropractor/ your bones i'll fracture//
your life ends/ your soul ready for the rapture
you a prince/ so your motherfuckn crown/ i'll capture//

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i hope i didn't make sense.
that was the fuckn plan.

RULES

40lines
deadline: 20th August 2009, 7:00pm
i'll set up a poll and other netcz will vote who they think is better.

WARNING

i put everything in my verses,
so if i hit you anyway you dont like,
you're welcome to do same to me.

I think Sauron did good on this one.
his multis on that 3rd verse were superb
the overall delivery was nice.
and it took him a few days to pen 40lines.
ibime's verses are always subliminal.
i always want to read it.
but sauron wins this.

@prince02

ok, been itching for a battle.
i'll set up the thread.

Brash, he is Nigerian right?

why is there no thread where i can pick a wife, hmmm?

lol. nna that is true

you must be/ tha M C/ we call prawn crackers
you is a cheap biro/ i am a permanent marker

JT leaving? gosh.
is he looking for a contract extension or a salary increase?

so we have confirmed on Zhirkov. good.

we need a right winger. if Sneidjer is bought, though not a winger, i would love his crosses.

oya, where is mykali

i want to flog my own 12 strokes now.

two lines to diss these wack homiz so letz go . . .
. . . but no. these hoes don't want no parts of my big black bo'

i'll wait for a better response from the 'smith before posting judgements.
but for the rec' . . . ibime is a lyrical laureate. intense lines.
we happen to be from the same city too.
whaddup ma PHC boi? one love bro.

i drive a Hilux with bare feet because the pedals are worn out and needs hard steppin on.  (i dont know why i've not changed those pedals)   the damn car has ruined two of my shoes already.

but my dad's new Camry is new so the pedals are very responsive. so i keep my gear on when driving it.

but if i wasnt so conscious about myself, i prolly would prefer no shoes at all.  

ofokasibe:
manicko who told u i am those people u mentioned ,ofoka is ofoka bitch !

you are a disgrace to battle rap homie.

mykali:
[center]

you better not bite t.bite.

Check


I'm suicidal [/b]wiv these punchlines like one of 'em [b]Chan stuntz
I leave dblock stunned/ my style similar to the Cena taunt~
T[b]his nigga couldnt see me[/b] even if he got four eyes
And he would never live to be me if he lived four  lives~
My style like a magnet/ it attracts all eyes
Your style same as bullshit/ it attracts more flies~
Dblock spitz ''ill shit''  like he fed on a sick cow's dump 
If you pay good/ this homie lays good/ he'll even dance nude~

 

[/center]

mykali, my homie.
in all our days of battlin you never used lines this dope man.
i gotta admit, dblock's lyrics were deeper.
but your punchlines were exact man. straight at him.
we really need to do one mo' battle. holla back boi.

lalaboi:
I am so so so so so so so sorry guyz. . . . .I was dulled by the judges. . .Imagine i have 4 judges. . .and only one could send me the results. . . . .

Been thinking about closing the tourney. . . .If you guyyz are still interested. . .i can get new judges and you guyz will battle till you have a final 2. . . . does that make sense??. . .

once again! i am so so so so so so sorry!

why don't you try showing us the only result you got from the sole judge bro?

dumb mykali. go back to battle rap section.
your time here has expired.

mykali:
yeah, too bad.

It has finally been settled.

after long weeks of hard core battle rappin' and flame spittin' Mykali was voted as the better of the duo with 10 votes to Manickure's 8.

FACT: Mykali is and will always be a better lyricist than ''Manickure''.

so Manikal is meant to show some respect to his lyrical master.

if he doesn't, shame on him. he should never spit on this thread again.

and he will show the whole world what a sore loser he really is.

dont conclude just yet. letz do the deal at Bridz lounge

i wonder what's keepn him.

i wanna know if kelevra trashed me wiv those lines

who married @ Godz church?

[center]these Greek want no parts of me bcuz i diss-Troy
maybe i diss-Crete/ but itz all part of diss ploy~
they know i bring diss-truction, i hear 'em ''diss/cuss''
but that don't bother me, i still blossom like a hibiscus~
they'll be coming at me in numbers but i still diss-figure
you think i'm diss-abled? you'r right/ i guess i'm just bigger~
than you niggerz, i bring about your lyrical disrepute
i got the impetus/ we in nairaland so i diss-member you~
render you celibate/ you ain't on cloud9 bcuz i made the clouds dissipate
i may be forced to diss-ornate, like ceramic plates~
or maybe i sound harsh/ other niggerz diss-continue/ i rap 'em up 'n' discard
They all mad/ and they aint got the skillery to (do it) Diss hard~
hardcore battle rappin' leaves you in a state of diss-array
yeah i diss-Obey/ Tunde and Wunmi don't hav the guts to retaliate~
''mykali wait/ you spittin subliminal today, please kindly expatiate
your sweet rhymes so hot, it makes us start to salivate''~
You niggerz fake, and you can't get it bcuz don't got what it takes
So i diss-integrate/ i dislike calculus but still i make you start to calculate~
The info I disseminate begins to circulate/ y'all should know i'm lyrically perfect
The Elderz of this rap game say i diss-regard 'em/mess that/ i'll still diss-respect~
Your fake acts don't amaze me, homie, so you better watch me diss-play
In this place/ i diss-place, bcuz none other can do Diss this way~[/center]

mykali. i gotta admit/ barring all the beef between us. . .that shit up there is ill.
intelligent lines and perfect wordplay.

maybe i should take you on again. beef aside. on this thread. and everyone comments.

what do you say? holla back.

i hear the laughter in your banter

she's got goodass right?

this aint no joke

this place is fuckin cold.

mykali will always be the same dumb mykali

suck it

fake ass?

yeah right

D1kelevra: but with a razor-sharp tongue to dice up ur lil life
I'm like a high-powered vibrator, f!cking up ur lil life
it's just me and u homes, i'm goin f!ck up ur life
cos ain't nobody 'coming', you can scream all that u want
and ain't no running nowhere you dead piece of wrinkled cunt

WTF 

lalaboi, please, i need them results ASAP.

PS: that away kit is quite an eyefull. i love it.
peeps like mykali keep wearing fake things.
with the fake ass papa's cap he dons on a jersey.