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Sports / Re: Family Stopped Me From December Bout With Fury - Anthony Joshua by manuelkel(m): 11:54am On Nov 01, 2022
Intellectuall01:
Otedola dey use DJ Cuppy take dey collect people glory. You nor suppose sleep with that girl. Everybody when sleep with Cuppy done experience setback. I pity those when nor dey consult before bedding a woman.

Most of these Naija ladies especially Yoruba ladies are walking Shrine.

No be lie, you bam.

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Romance / Re: Tuoyo Cries Out About A Troubling New Trend At Nigerian Nightclubs (pic/video) by manuelkel(m): 11:27am On Nov 01, 2022
Passionate888:


After you blow nicki minaj na gold you go release?

Me I no know ooh, ajeh.... but some pussies are worth $1m.
Difference dey grin
Romance / Re: Tuoyo Cries Out About A Troubling New Trend At Nigerian Nightclubs (pic/video) by manuelkel(m): 10:30pm On Oct 31, 2022
Passionate888:
200k for common toto!

You never hear of Nicki Minaj? grin
Million dollar pussy? cool

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Career / Re: Jessikah Inaba Becomes UK's First Blind Black Barrister (Photos) by manuelkel(m): 1:45pm On Oct 31, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Blind indeed but if prick slide out she can put it back fast without assistance.

Which kind thing be this na?
Be positive for once gan. Na wa oo

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Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrests Village Head & 10 Others, Intercepts Opoid Pills, Skunk, Heroin by manuelkel(m): 3:33pm On Oct 30, 2022
immortalcrown:
I imagine what tribalists will comment here if this happened in Igbo land or if the arrested village head is an Igbo

Na laud be that ooh boss? cool
I dey show.
Politics / Re: If I Was Nigerian, I Would Vote For The Labour Party by manuelkel(m): 3:24pm On Oct 30, 2022
TinubuThief:
Now I believe that Ghana is better than Nigeria even though I am from Nigeria
Giant of Africa my left nyash
Giant of Africa wey most of its citizens are senseless and useless for life
lipsrsealed
I'm obediently Yusful. Thank you cool

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Politics / Re: "He Lacks Support In The Muslim North": 5 Reasons Peter Obi Will Lose In 2023 by manuelkel(m): 3:20pm On Oct 30, 2022
alukotitilope19:
Even if they eventually succeed in denying him the well deserved victory, I'll still be happy to have played my part by voting my conscience �

With courtesy of this comment I say let's be obedient 2023 cool
Politics / Re: Military Captures Bandits Commander, Kills 8 Others In Niger State by manuelkel(m): 3:13pm On Oct 30, 2022
Shadysen:
if i am a soldier, i will NEVER capture someone that shoot at me straight, i will shoot direct no capture, especially when buhari keep releasing them.

As a soldier, you just follow orders, nothing much.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Gone From Grace To Grass? by manuelkel(m): 2:57pm On Oct 30, 2022
Mekanus:
Make thunder fire that your fraudulent friend join.

LOL, boy wey dey Cyprus dey enjoy. Ajeh grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Gone From Grace To Grass? by manuelkel(m): 2:44pm On Oct 30, 2022
Drunkard1:
your post doesnt make sense. Person he scammed 35kusd wont be depressed? Make he kill himself atleast he saved more victims. Dont quote me. Scammers are heartless. Ge deserve every pain.

Wail that to your politicians and Bleep off.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Gone From Grace To Grass? by manuelkel(m): 1:53pm On Oct 30, 2022
I've not had such experience, but I want to dedicate this post to my dear friend.
A young boy who was so lucky to cash $35k 2years ago. Do you know that kind of stuff like when you've about #12m plus in your account and all of a sudden it's gone? He was with me ever since such peril, I really want to recommend him for being strong even when he got so depressed but still stood strong. I want him to know, huge funds will come. Stay solid bro cool

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Politics / Re: FG Distances Self From Naira Redesign, Warns CBN Of Consequences by manuelkel(m): 12:46pm On Oct 29, 2022
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Crime / Re: Flood Kills 21 In Abia Communities by manuelkel(m): 12:46pm On Oct 29, 2022
Travel / Re: Lagos Blue Line Trains On Their Way From China (Photos & Video). by manuelkel(m): 10:26am On Oct 29, 2022
Sammy07:


In fact all of them.

Yeah, Lagos allocation is higher than them.
But FAAC allocation can't sustain them, they should look for means to attract investors.
Lagos is living and sustainable because of it's IGR, which brings more money to build infrastructures, more infrastructures means more investors, more investors will make the state going higher.

That's why each and everyday I Dey curse OGUN state governors (past and present). They don't even know the usefulness of having Lagos next to them.

Useless country.

Lagos has not been a state to compare to other states when it comes to development and infrastructures. Bros, come Abia. Osisioma flyover is the only flyover in the whole of Aba as a whole, the day it was commissioned as of early September, the government felt like they've done the greatest projects of all time.....
Ogun state better na kiss

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Travel / Re: Lagos Blue Line Trains On Their Way From China (Photos & Video). by manuelkel(m): 10:09am On Oct 29, 2022
Sammy07:


yeah true.
I just felt the criticism on Lagos is very much compare to Delta and bayelsa.

On a norms those two past and present state governors should be cursed early morning before eating and in the night after eating before sleeping.

But on a norms, allocations awarded to Lagos is by far higher than those of Delta and Bayelsa.


grin grin grin
No be only Delta and Bayelsa, Abia and Enugu also.
Very useless government, both past and present.
Travel / Re: Lagos Blue Line Trains On Their Way From China (Photos & Video). by manuelkel(m): 10:02am On Oct 29, 2022
aidameoryou:


Leave that slowpoke to keep masturbating on mediocrity.
Make 10dollar in IGR and allocation and use 1.8dollar to build infrastructure
yet some idiots are jubilating as though it's coming from sanwolu pocket.

Mugu no dey finish I swear

Projects wey federal dey fund through annual budgets, I also think Nigerians and west Afrikaans at large are the problems why we are still not developed. We cheer at the leaders for doing 5% of what they ought to do with courtesy of budget allocations. Voice is power, if West Africans can stop cheering these morons parading as West African leaders, then I think our leaders might step up with their projects. Govt go get allocation of 350b for infrastructures, yet nothing to show for annually. Ordinary railway Lagosians dey clap like say na Governor dey fund am, I pity western Africans. sad
Travel / Re: Lagos Blue Line Trains On Their Way From China (Photos & Video). by manuelkel(m): 9:55am On Oct 29, 2022
Sammy07:



How about the revenues of DELTA, AKWAIBOM, BAYELSA, RIVERS

apart from rivers and Akwaibom.

What is bayelsa with 9 local governments doing with her revenue?

And delta? State with highest producer of petroleum.

Where's the mono rail proposed by ameachi during his tenure as rivers governor?


These states ought to be competing with Lagos, Ogun, Kaduna, Kano, Oyo and Anambra.

All these above states ain't oil producing states

I also think the word he used "leaders" is generalized to everybody occupying a leadership role in Nigeria, not just Lagos alone.
Travel / Re: Lagos Blue Line Trains On Their Way From China (Photos & Video). by manuelkel(m): 9:53am On Oct 29, 2022
Chidex500:

If you know the huge revenues Lagos generates,you'll know that your so called Leaders are stealing your destiny. Brainwashed dude!

I wonder why people cheer this useless government for running a project they were funded to run. A governor builds flyover, Nigerians are happy, happy for what? For a project funded by the federal government who borrow without any plans of investing to pay back such loans. Nigeria is 60+, yet no development but these projects are being funded annually as budgets, billions and billions of #/$. Ordinary railway that's been funded since independence na it people dey say government is working. Tufiakwa, Nigerians are still far from civilization. All the budgets and revenues generated by government for 60+ now, yet no development....... if I step out from West Africa, I'm gone forever, that's been my oath since childhood..... why on earth should a government wake up and decide to change the currency notes? Spending billions for that, why not try to make the currency value come up? Few citizens including you, are among the citizens who know how bad Nigeria and west Africa at large have become.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Best Answer To “How Much Do You Want Us To Be Paying You?" by manuelkel(m): 8:12pm On Oct 28, 2022
Chenult:


Say something

500k

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Best Answer To “How Much Do You Want Us To Be Paying You?" by manuelkel(m): 7:39pm On Oct 28, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Davido, Mr Sabinus, Wizkid And Others Join Kizz Daniel Odo Challenge (video) by manuelkel(m): 7:32pm On Oct 28, 2022
Cryofigbos:


U wey never find ur own life meaningful wan find song meaningful grin grin grin

grin grin grin comrade calm down, hope dey..... but true true it's bad to hate people's hustle for no reason.
How you go say the song no dey meaningful? grin
Programming / Re: Facebook Account For Sale by manuelkel(m): 7:29pm On Oct 28, 2022
tochifk:
4 yrs old Facebook account for sale with about 2000k+ friends...
20k
NB: payment before logins will be giving

Call: 07089067285

20k? grin grin no be lie.
Lol
Politics / Re: 2023: Fashola, Al-Akura, Ogbe Head Directorates In Tinubu/Shettima ICC by manuelkel(m): 7:25pm On Oct 28, 2022
angry
Anybody that still believes APC's manifesto is mad.
Only a dog eats its own feaces.
With courtesy of 20/10/20

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: David De Gea Won't Be At The W/cup, Misses Spain's 55-man Pre-list by manuelkel(m): 7:19pm On Oct 28, 2022
God1000:
Why preventing him from playing for his country.

So Nigeria didn't qualify for this world cup tournament, such a shame

That one na Nigeria trophy, not to qualify.
We shaaa get history angry grin
Family / Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by manuelkel(m): 5:57pm On Oct 28, 2022
MufasaLion:


It's not a fact but the probability that reincarnation exist is almost zero. No evidence. It's all myths and legends just like mermaid!

People will keep believing in all these myths until parents and society stop indoctrinating kids into nonsense things.

LOL, for you to say mermaids don't exist proves you can also say "Vampires don't live within humans" or "Dragons never existed" or "magic doesn't exist" or "Aliens doesn't exist" etc....... let me tell you about myths, myths exist or let's say existed, you can't tell a story of existentialism just by more imaginations.
Family / Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by manuelkel(m): 5:41pm On Oct 28, 2022
ONUTOPSY:
Nothing like recarnation. What you saw was an evil spirit . They borrow his body to manifest physically.
Spirit doesn't have flesh, they either possess somebody to carry out there bidden or make use of the youthful dead body mostly those that died before their time. In most cases they make use of the person that dies through accident, during abortion, riots etc. It take beyond human understand to know this

Na wetin him dey tell you na, say him see the person body alive. The intentions of the dead person no concern am, weather good or evil.
He's just telling us how possible it is to see people who are late and buried.
Family / Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by manuelkel(m): 5:35pm On Oct 28, 2022
Onetenth:
So tell me d fucking reason I should tell a lie about something that never happened? If u are really worried and u wanna hear d truth. Some families have been selected to go to were he was buried for some prayers and confirmation of God knows what. So u can pm me I will give u d details. Oponu

I believe you 100%, sometime 2008, I was still very young. My dad had a boy(nonso) (now a man tho) serving him in his business in EBONYI state, during Xmas, a lady with 3kids came home searching for his in-laws house with happiness. She stays in Lag with her family, her husband also or lets say her dead husband which she had no knowledge about. Her husband is the eldest brother to Nonso, she located her husbands family and was happy. To the amazement of everybody she brought out the pics of her husband, her mother in-law fainted, she was later shown where her dear husband was laid to rest at the back 8years ago.
No be whining, I believe you 100%, that's the more reason you couldn't shout because he's not living and had the powers to silence you from making alarms.
To cut it shut, the lady till now have no idea where her husband is, had to travel back to Lag, their mansion was empty, her husband is no where.
I don't doubt you.

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Sports / Re: Pablo Mari, Five Others Stabbed In A Milan Shopping Centre. Suspect Arrested by manuelkel(m): 9:10pm On Oct 27, 2022
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OJEEMAH:
Naso we hear say Rico Swarvey dey hospital next thing na death news.

God abeg make nothing do this guy

Carry Jagaban instead

You just dey pull some urchins them leg grin grin
Which kind wahala be this ? grin

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Extorts Man Of ₦‎20k In Lagos, He Claims It's ₦‎50k by manuelkel(m): 6:48pm On Oct 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:
You for tell am, na for only 20k you dey para like this?

Why him no go para for him money fan?
You self...... tufiakwa, be like you be police man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ajax Vs Liverpool UCL (0 - 3) On 26th October 2022 by manuelkel(m): 4:58pm On Oct 26, 2022
Never walk alone. Let's go boys cool

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Politics / Re: 2023: APC Has Nothing To Tell Nigerians – PDP by manuelkel(m): 1:27pm On Oct 26, 2022
Viraltrends123:
We are not voting party, we are voting competence and track records.

We the reasonable YouTube will look at the states of each candidates and vote the best candidate based on his performance in his state in terms of infrastructure, security, investment, education, revenue generation, HDI, GDP

No make google deceive you, ajeh.
Politics / Re: I Am Now Jobless, You Will Kiss Me Until You Are Tired - Wike Tells His Wife by manuelkel(m): 10:58am On Oct 26, 2022
jrusky:


Obidatti come to stay where, In your village I guess.

Yeah, in my village Nigeria grin

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