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Romance / Re: Being A Father At 22 (my Story) by manuelkel(m): 9:56pm On Feb 06
No kill yourself, no put pressure for your life for nothing.Even at 30 you go still born.

dreamxhaser:
Lol

Congratulations boss.

Me I want to marry my GF by 25 at most. We are age mates and I want to give birth around that age.

I just dey hustle like robot this days
Romance / Re: Being A Father At 22 (my Story) by manuelkel(m): 9:54pm On Feb 06
Hehehehehe
I see what you did there . grin


FalseProphet1:
One of my members chop 12m on bet9ja after his girlfriend put to bed a beautiful baby girl.

He gave me tithes of 1.2m and I blessed the baby and told told him that he should name her fortune. And anytime he wants to play bet9ja he should place his right hand on her head when forecasting.

Ever since he started chopping back to back, this idiot has been placing all his body including his two legs on his baby's head. Infact he plays bet9ja every day with his two legs on top of his baby's head. His wife has called me severally to complain. I've been thinking of reversing the good luck charm I did for him before he kills the innocent beautiful sweet baby girl. πŸ€•

This I have seen.
Romance / Re: Being A Father At 22 (my Story) by manuelkel(m): 9:52pm On Feb 06
Na by force to marry am?


Mom007:
Oya go and marry the lady before your blessings turn sour. God is not mocked.
Education / Re: Michael Okpara University Umudike Shut Down Indefinitely by manuelkel(m): 9:46pm On Feb 06
Goodlady:
Prof no get mopol security ni?

The mopol want open fire for students? Nothing mopol go do for here oooh.

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Politics / Re: Army Detains Philomena Nnamoko’s Son by manuelkel(m): 3:20pm On Feb 05
angry
Celebrities / Re: Grammy: Sanwo-olu Hails Burna Boy, Davido, Ayra Starr, Asake On Nominations by manuelkel(m): 3:19pm On Feb 05
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grin grin wahala
Bmaster:
u dey smoke abi what ?
Na everybody you know for life knows you as well ?
What's your own ?
Celebrities / Re: Grammy: Sanwo-olu Hails Burna Boy, Davido, Ayra Starr, Asake On Nominations by manuelkel(m): 3:13pm On Feb 05
Why you dey mercy for person wey no know you ?πŸ˜‚ Nothing Davido no go hear, say you dey pity am. grin

Bmaster:
I dey mercy for David adeleke.
Dude tried his best with Timeless.


That shoulda have considered the fact he lost a kid son and at least
Celebrities / Re: Grammy: Sanwo-olu Hails Burna Boy, Davido, Ayra Starr, Asake On Nominations by manuelkel(m): 3:10pm On Feb 05
grin grin grin wetin bad kwanu for appreciation? I see nothing bad with that please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

broadman20:
That man should go and face his job please.

People are SUFFERING and you are here hailing people doing well in their career, some are not even living here.

Useless idoits, you have destroyed this country.

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Properties / Re: How much does it cost to drill (dig) a Borehole, on an average? by manuelkel(m): 2:43pm On Feb 05
femi4:
for wetin, na oil

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I just tire
Politics / Re: United States Confirms Sale Of 12 Attack Helicopters, Others To Nigeria For $1bn by manuelkel(m): 2:31pm On Feb 05
Forget all those things wey Dem dey tell youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, Otedola pass all those funds, na small fund$ Arthur Eze fit use pass Otedola and Arthur is worth over $5.8+b πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Otedola net worth fit be like that $3b. Forget wetin them tell you. πŸ˜‚


Wetin I wan explain to una na say, that $1b now, that money done go like that ooh. No business deal, the two countries just share the fund$. Every year na so them dey do am. Nigeria still dey use Ak47 used during the world warπŸ˜‚. The ones wey we dey pay for since na where them keep am, which people dey use am. God forbid my country πŸ˜‚

The true news don't come online, that's why we have archives.

tunjijones:


How much is he worth. It was late last year he (otedola) hit a billion
Car Talk / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Car Fuel Weekly by manuelkel(m): 2:25pm On Feb 05
grin you're not still satisfied he spends #15k ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wahala dey my friend.

Day169:

Well, that was then. I wonder how much you spend now.
Politics / Re: CJN Ariwoola Appoints Daughter As Judge, After Appointing Son & Nephew - Gazette by manuelkel(m): 2:22pm On Feb 05
No mind them, them dey tell us make we do wetin?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nigeria army go share $1b money with USA force come say them go buy helicopter, every year them dey buy arms wey we never see. Everybody dey cash out for this country nothing dey shake us again. If e spoil we gather carry the cross. πŸ˜‚ if I lament finish who wan help?

Caramia2020:
They are lawyers abi? Are they not qualified to become judges? Should he make them governor of Cbn? I don't understand why this article, this is even better than so many appointments Buhari made, imagine that criminal woman who happens to be humanitarian minister spending billions to feed school children during COVID 19 lock down, what about the npower scam. I don't care anymore.
Romance / Re: How Much Should A Man Budget To Take A Girl Out On A Date by manuelkel(m): 2:04pm On Feb 05
But those ones no dey again na grin cheesy

ValCon888:
As much as he can afford then divide that by 10.

A girl that likes you will be happy to sit down under the mango tree with you and it will be the best date of her life.

Politics / Re: "The Hardship Is Too Much": Protests Erupt In Minna by manuelkel(m): 2:03pm On Feb 05
Truths9ja:
yes. Including other competitors in the cement industry too.

Omor this kind thing now if say I dey Europe, na to find one company write email give them introduce this cement business to them, imagine being a middleman to cement foreign investor's companyπŸ€“
That kind one now, na block fund$. God abeg oooπŸ˜ͺ
The middleman for ShopRite company na block holder, very legit idea . You know say white people no dey look status, na wetin you fit contribute and add to the growth of their economy they need. Very smart people, Africa still dey backwards. Chaii πŸ˜ͺ


Na big update, boys dey use am ball well well. Very legal means of block money.

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Politics / Re: INEC Declared Results From 3rd February Bye-election by manuelkel(m): 1:48pm On Feb 05
He had the support of the masses, the citizens where with him, just one command he would have brought down hell to Nigeria, but thank God he didn't because he's a man of peace and also he saved millions of Nigeria citizens lives that would have been killed

PressMyButton:
LP- zero wins. Yet Obi went around campaining for LP candidates. Obi does not have electoral value.




Politics / Re: "The Hardship Is Too Much": Protests Erupt In Minna by manuelkel(m): 1:44pm On Feb 05
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They didn't see this coming. Clueless citizens, all of us dey the country na if e bad all of us go carry am since some people no want get sens.


patrickcollins:
How can any sensible citizen dance when someone from his first day as at work said subsidy is gone and his supporters was dancing and quick to term it hit the ground running

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Politics / Re: "The Hardship Is Too Much": Protests Erupt In Minna by manuelkel(m): 1:42pm On Feb 05
Omor, you no gahts dey reply this kind people. All of us gather dey the country,if e spoil na all of us go carry the cross. No stress yourself my friend.

torqque7:


It is you who isn't reasoning well not him,you think he called Obi because Obi is Igbo?he called Obi because amongst all the candidates then,sane logical people knew Obi was the best in every aspect but it's people like you that base things on religious and ethinc sentiments that is the problem of this country.

To some people,Obi was not the best but Tinubu was the best, and that's ok because if you keep $100 beside just one banana,the monkey will ALWAYS go for the banana because it's logic says banana is best for it,but you and I know that $100 will buy a bunch of fruits and not just banana for the monkey,but do the same thing the next day again and the monkey will still choose the banana. The monkey in all honesty believes the banana is the best choice for it, but it's belief doesn't change the fact and REALITY that $100 is by every standard a better choice.

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Politics / Re: "The Hardship Is Too Much": Protests Erupt In Minna by manuelkel(m): 1:39pm On Feb 05
Truths9ja:
he’s looking for crazy profits niii

πŸ€“πŸ€“Very smart business man, nothing concern amπŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: "The Hardship Is Too Much": Protests Erupt In Minna by manuelkel(m): 1:28pm On Feb 05
Truths9ja:
Hardship never knock their side, dangote cement will soon reach 10k per bag

Dangote just the cash out on a low key πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Politics / Re: United States Confirms Sale Of 12 Attack Helicopters, Others To Nigeria For $1bn by manuelkel(m): 1:25pm On Feb 05
vanbonattel:
This sounds interesting, on the face of it, its a good news and a means of fighting insurgency. But the reality on the ground had shown that many innocent civilians living in their homes, (maybe even above the number of insurgents) has been killed, maimed and slaughtered by the very own fighter jets being flown by the NAF trained fighters.

In some quarters, there are worries that the jets are knowingly targeting and killing people that are not too friendly with the people in power, inquiries has been carried out in the past, reports of innocent people killed litters the Internet.

State policing will cure insecurity, any other measures are just to postpone the evil day.

My dear to be very very very very honest with you, there was no business deal, Nigerian Army go reach agreement with them 50/50 them go share the money nothing was exchanged. Forget all these media rubbish, that $1b wey you hear so, them done split the fund$ since still sort media for broadcasting. Forget we know everything wey dey happen wicked country. Na only to divide go fit save everybody both the Hausas, the Igbos,the Yorubas and other regions. Nigeria is finished kpata kpata.
Politics / Re: United States Confirms Sale Of 12 Attack Helicopters, Others To Nigeria For $1bn by manuelkel(m): 1:20pm On Feb 05
tunjijones:
1billon dollars? To buy arms?

Almost same as otedola's net worth. These monies are too much for there not to be greed to want to retain some for yourself.

Remember an average Nigerian is financially corrupt....

In case you don't know, 1 billion dollars is about 1.5 trillion naira


$1b to otedola na breakfast money. You self the dey underrate Otedola. Even Anyim Chuks is worth more than $1b e come be Otedola. Clown πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Politics / Re: CJN Ariwoola Appoints Daughter As Judge, After Appointing Son & Nephew - Gazette by manuelkel(m): 1:17pm On Feb 05
APCNig:
Chidi Odinkalu can go and die. We will run this government the way we like, and you can do nothing. When Goatluck Ebele Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari brought all their semi literate relatives to government, they were setting a precedence, now we are following their foot steps, but now more vicious. We will teach you how this game is run.


Guy you do drugs, aswear. Stop drugs.

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Politics / Re: Atiku, Obi Absent As Presidential Election Petitions Court by manuelkel(m): 3:15pm On Sep 06, 2023
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Politics / Re: Just In: Tribunal Dismisses Apm’s Petition Against Tinubu, Shettima by manuelkel(m): 3:13pm On Sep 06, 2023
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Politics / Re: Judgement Day: Tension As Presidential Election Tribunal Delivers Verdict by manuelkel(m): 8:22am On Sep 06, 2023
All eyes on the judiciary. cool
Politics / Re: Presidential Poll Judgement To Be Aired Live On Wednesday by manuelkel(m): 8:54am On Sep 05, 2023
Politics / Re: Unemployment Rate In The World, Nigeria Tops (photos) by manuelkel(m): 10:34am On Aug 08, 2023
GeneralPula:
Naija with over 200m population is at 33%..

SA with less than 70m population is at 32%..

Naso job no dey SA reach?

But their economy is better to compare to Nigeria, these stuffs are calculated differently, Nigeria have thousands of mineral resources to compare any country in the world.
Career / Re: To go or stay in naija by manuelkel(m): 8:10am On Jul 27, 2023
colossus91:
So I currently work as a system admin in a new generation bank where I earn almost 500k while also having a side hustle that pays me 400dollrs monthly, I’m thinking of relocating as my sis and her husband have been on my case to migrate, I am in my early 30 no serious relationship just figuring if japa is the way cos my remote job actually pays me better if I’m here than leaving just need advice on this.

You can also consider buying spamming tools, it costs about $3.5-4k. One loading job can give you about $200k. If you no fit run am, get vendors and buy the tools, employ me, I go work for you as a contract, we can bargain over that....there's huge money on that.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Gifts Kekwaaru Ngozi Mary $10,000 For Returning $70,000 To Owner by manuelkel(m): 9:59pm On Jul 23, 2023
Good people scarce these days oooh.
Me self no good reach to return $70k.
She's a good example of a good Samaritan. cool

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Would Rather Be Homeless Than Spend 700 Euros On Rent - France Based Nigerian by manuelkel(m): 8:28pm On Jul 21, 2023
angry
You could call it stupidity but she doesn't care. This is an opportunity for her to save since naira is crashing.
Romance / Re: Tuoyo Cries Out About A Troubling New Trend At Nigerian Nightclubs (pic/video) by manuelkel(m): 12:47pm On Nov 06, 2022
Ekeneegwu:


Who cum Dey knack am .. no be ex convict .. wey no get shi shi .. they do all that for the gram ..

Google Nicki, no be Childs money she get. No level.... lol

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