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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Names Jay Jay Okocha Greatest Footballer Ever by manuelkel(m): 6:28am On Aug 01
Berankis:
Burna is only being Patriotic! We all know Jay Jay was a gifted player but didn't work hard enough (didn't achieve much). He had his occasional moments of brilliance but couldn't have being the greatest player (may be age was catching up fast).
Some other guys also gifted but worked harder ie. Messi, Ronaldo (Portugal), Ronaldo (Brazil), Ronaldinho, Zidane, Neymar, Mbappe etc.
Among these guys you listed who among them is an African??
An African footballer can never be the best in global football rankings right from time.
All thanks to George W. nonetheless.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Names Jay Jay Okocha Greatest Footballer Ever by manuelkel(m): 6:27am On Aug 01
crazygod:
That record belongs to Messi. But if it's in a world cup game, Okocha holds that record. But in any game at all, Messi holds the record for most successful dribbles.
But personally, the most complete forward and best player will always be Ronaldo the Phenomenon Delima.
Ronaldo Brazil is overrated, Van Basten anyday anytime.
Politics › Re: Dave Umahi to S/Easterners: Take no risks, don't vote Obi, Tinubu is working by manuelkel(m): 11:22pm On Jul 31
bigpicture001:
Very selfish Umahi

The north takes over from 2031...if tinubu wins after his rigging...he hand to the north and make southeast vice


That vice is ehat umahi and soludo and mba are fightubg for ...now tell me.is vice president a mor impactful political posutiin thn the president obi is fighting for the east?

Remember when the north finishes her 8years after that nd it moves to the south again..the southwrst and south south will have more justification to go for president than the south east which just finished vice president
Very good point you've made there mate Bratvo!
Politics › Re: Oyo Kidnapping: As President, I Would’ve Been In The Forest In 2 Days - Obi by manuelkel(m): 10:42pm On Jul 31
Ttalk:
Theres is no state in Nigeria where communal clashes is as common as in Anambra. Hadly you see a neighbouring town not in one form of war with the other neighbour.

If you see Ndi Anambra don't want to leave Lagos please don't blame them, they don't want find themselves in crossfire going on back home.

Obi who couldn't solve communal clashes want to stop terrorism.
Name one community in Anambra that is fighting communal war now huh? I'm waiting.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ireti Bakare-Yusuf: South Africans Petition To Ban Nigerian Journalist by manuelkel(m): 5:47pm On Jul 31
I would rather trust a North Korean more than a South African.
Black South Africans are too envious, too lazy, irrational and wacked.
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Citizen Charged Over Alleged Phone Data Wipe During Airport Interrogation by manuelkel(m): 8:28am On Jul 31
franchasng:
which App is that please? That sounds very interesting to hear
It's not an app, it's an encrypted security file. It's a two step verification file set by the user to erase system when the password is coded on the phone. It's tech, not every phone can run such files.
Health › Re: Nigerian Nurse Explains Why You Shouldn't Give Water To Accident Victims (Video) by manuelkel(m): 1:50pm On Jul 30
MarkNsukkaBread:
So in other words you're 38years old now
Thank you for solving the maths for us my brother. 🤣🤣🤣
Health › Re: Nigerian Nurse Explains Why You Shouldn't Give Water To Accident Victims (Video) by manuelkel(m): 1:42pm On Jul 30
Good one Seun. This is an engagement one should expect on FP.
This hurriedly came through my thoughts, this means that one needs to be careful with this. Ignorance is not an excuse.
Nice one OP, since 2023 till date this is the most reasonable on your FP Seun.
Phones › Re: Man Storms MTN Office After ₦45k Router Data Finishes In 4 Days (photo/video) by manuelkel(m): 1:24pm On Jul 30
OZIOGU1:
Those MTN guys are thieves, i abandoned them since three yrs now, airtel is the sure bet
Bros I bought an Airtel router at Lag, I didn't know the agent who helped me activate it at the fess time added his own Airtel number to the router, he was mismanaging my data for roughly 6months untill I found that but by then I had already relocated to east. E done teyy self around 2017.
Nairaland General › Re: The Huge Snake Our Children Saw In The Corridor Of Our Apartment - Man (photo) by manuelkel(m): 1:20pm On Jul 30
SirCloudControl:
There is a serious question people are not asking, how are these kind of snakes making their way into our ecosystem?
Is someone deliberately raising them somewhere and spreading them?
In most nations, the sewages are all connected together throughout the whole streets and channelled off the streets into the forests or wheresoever they prefer. So snakes like these can come into the streets through sewages.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Strikes IRGC Targets After Attempted Iranian Attacks by manuelkel(m): 12:27pm On Jul 30
sultanodudua:
It’s clear trump had been too lenient on these Iranians but they took his calmness for weakness or even stupidity. Now trump is no longer smiling at them.
I feel pity for the innocent people amongst them.
Trump was actually waiting for the world cup to be over that was why he called for peace at the fess time. He knew Iranian government don't keep negotiations he was calm for a reason
Sports › Re: Entire Ethiopian Football Team Vanishes In Sweden After Youth Tournament by manuelkel(m): 12:22pm On Jul 30
Dancebreaker:
Most may not be poor academy kids o.

Some may have relatives from across Europe waiting to pick them up.

Planes that brought "supporters" were already returning almost empty in the mid to late 90s. I see am koro koro, with even top FIFA tourneys.

As Oyinbo make legal japa tough, such tourneys give officials opportunity to get paying people on board. 5 to 10k Amerigo D per head is not uncommon. Na normal KUN-Work (planned stuff). Na common format.
African immigration services especially black African nations are so corrupt that you have to tip them to get an express international profile. I know a street nigga that had to travel to Canada, he was finding it difficult with Nigerian immigration. There had always been a story after story everytime by the immigration to this guy, so he waited for this year's world cup. He's in Canada now, so you're not far from the truth, most of these tournaments across Africa help Africans to migrate easily.
Sports › Re: Entire Ethiopian Football Team Vanishes In Sweden After Youth Tournament by manuelkel(m): 12:13pm On Jul 30
Hellisreal70:
Wait o, I think Ethiopia na abroad for where Nigeria dey now. And na them go disappear for Sweden.
That means if given opportunity, no single person go remain for Africa o!
How can you say Ethiopia is better than Nigeria?? Ethiopia no fit talk for where Nigeria dey na. Na ethnicity and religious bigotry take away our title ‘GIANT OF AFRICA.’
Satellite TV Technology › Re: I Just Killed A Snake For The First Time In My Life This Afternoon (pics) by manuelkel(m): 4:10pm On Jul 26
socoharley:
Nonsense talk!
Have snakes ever been described as "armless" or reptiles?
even though I can permit he is factually correct, but he is grammatically incorrect....period!
Yes we all know he is grammatically incorrect and also factually correct. We shouldn't neglect that.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: I Just Killed A Snake For The First Time In My Life This Afternoon (pics) by manuelkel(m): 3:50pm On Jul 25
socoharley:
"harmless" or armless?
Either of the words can go. grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs › India’s Education Minister Resigns After Days Of ‘cockroach’ Youth Protests. by manuelkel(op): 3:48pm On Jul 25
India’s education minister said Saturday he had resigned in a major victory for young protesters, whose spiraling demonstrations have presented a rare and growing challenge to the government of Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Protesters have been calling for accountability after allegations entrance exams to esteemed medical schools had been leaked and sold, with the unrest led by a youth campaign known as the Cockroach Janta Party (CJP).

Dharmendra Pradhan announced his resignation on Saturday, bowing to mounting pressure after tens of thousands of students and supporters took to the streets demanding his removal and sweeping reforms to India’s examination system. Modi has not yet publicly accepted his resignation.


https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/25/india/india-education-minister-resignation-intl

Islam › Re: Woman Says She Left Islam, Removed Hijab, Claims Family And Mosque Are Pressure by manuelkel(m): 3:33pm On Jul 25
Late1tterl:
I rather starve to death than to join that coult called Muslim.
I can only join Islam at coercion point, but willing?? Nah, never !!
Islam › Re: Woman Says She Left Islam, Removed Hijab, Claims Family And Mosque Are Pressure by manuelkel(m): 3:30pm On Jul 25
educatedfool:
Every religion has people who leave and people who join grin
The only reason I would join Islam is if am being held at gunpoint.
Politics › Re: IG Orders Police Officers To Shoot Anyone Carrying Illegal Firearms by manuelkel(m): 3:26pm On Jul 25
muyico:
No more constitutions??
Ours judiciary no get value again
😂😂My brother everybody just dey wake up dey give order for Nigeria. If this order was supposed to be announced it should have been announced by Mr president himself.
We no get jurisdiction of power in Nigeria government.
Crime › Re: Marvis Osakwe: Nigerian Killed In South Africa (picture) by manuelkel(m): 3:15pm On Jul 25
Sensiblerealist:
At least , noor be the South African xenophobic modafuckas kpai this one . Naso dem dey do everywhere. Na when dem wan cast China Nigerian community leaders come together to warn them seriously.
Cultists are just cowards. I had a brawl with one many years ago. I told him that despite your muscles, if not that you are a coward and nincompoop, why do you need your gang to join a fight between you and a fellow man in a one on one
I can attest to that, cultists are cowards. Come one on one make we do am forget gang something. They're too weak to fight bare hands and alone. Mfs thinking it's ruggedity, ask them what they're fighting for nothing of benefits to the society.
I worked in a hotel at Ikorodu, I beat one eiye boy blue and black for his mischievous attitude. He was hospitalized till morning, the next morning was on Sunday supposed to be my shift, his gang members arrived with 5 maruwa filled with cultists and weapons. I jump fence go house asap carry my back enter Maza-Maza dey come back east. I hate cultists anything wey you be, if I catch you one on one you go dey hospitalized after the beating. Cultists are the reasons bad governance have been thriving. I'm a witness to that in my campus days.
Our boys in SA are not only in cultism, they're into child trafficking, sex trafficking, drugs trafficking, human parts trafficking..... naija boys done scatter SA so their xenophobic actions are justifiable to me.
Science/Technology › Re: Bioko Island Where Rare Primates Are Vanishing by manuelkel(m): 10:53pm On Jul 24
Helinuse:
Here lying again.
Do you even know what species these are?
Oga it's true, I went to Inyi Enugu state last month, there was a a garden of monkeys. You dare not kill one as tradition demands.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Guardiola & Ancelotti Reject Italian Head Coach Role; Pirlo To Be Announced by manuelkel(m): 10:00pm On Jul 24
Bentacur007:
Pep guardiola Dey fear oo
Fear ke?? Pep knows Italian football federation is piece of shit. Ancelotti wouldn't think of that as well, Klopp wouldn't,no top coach would accept Italy right now. Pirlo is their best guess. I wish him success.
Crime › Re: Man Chases Armed Policemen With Stick In Bayelsa by manuelkel(m): 7:25pm On Jul 24
Jakarta:
Korofo Nigeria police. As Una many reach with guns, na 1 person with stick dey chase Una, na to extort people Una Sabi.
Na wetin dem Sabi pass, six before seven.
Politics › Re: Sharia: Christians Arrested For Wearing Crosses, Churches Burnt - US by manuelkel(m): 7:10pm On Jul 24
Bridget95:
Who registered Nigeria as an Islamic country?
Nigeria is not an Islamic country but a multi religious country.
Use your encyclopedia please.
Politics › Re: Gbenga Daniel Secures 75 Senators Endorsement For Ijebu-Remo State Creation by manuelkel(m): 9:03am On Jul 24
But Igbos done dey seek for creation of Ada-Ada state no senator back am up.
Ijebu-Remo state is good same as Ada-Ada state, equal rights should be served.
Romance › Re: “A Poor Man Has No Place In My Heart,” Says Tiktoker Jima Emmanuel (Photos/Video by manuelkel(m): 8:12pm On Jul 23
spiSeyi:
Coming from someone who can't afford an iPhone 17 from her purse except from steady knvcking grin grin .
I see a lot of them forming poche in the gym and looking for a SIMPle guy to milk when market no dey they will stylishly famz with some low level guy to milk the change in their pocket. To avoid this lots my golden rule is if I can't get at least an urgent 2M loan from a banny to run my tech biz when the need arises she can't be my bestie not to talk of GF cool
To even have my contact as a girl I go need 2k, Incase if you bill me anytime I go deliver. And I'm always serious about it, e dey save me calls and chats and as usual they no get 2k to give.😁so na win win.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘i’ll Take You Down Without A Second Thought’ – Burkina Faso’s Traore Warns Chal by manuelkel(m): 7:41pm On Jul 23
osuofia2:
The Jihadists are pained because of his earlier statement against islam and Arabs, How can Saudi be sponsoring Burkinas citizens for sharia studies neglecting science nd Engineering
I wonder oo 😂 😂 can you imagine?
Politics › Re: Sharia: Christians Arrested For Wearing Crosses, Churches Burnt - US by manuelkel(m): 7:37pm On Jul 23
Bridget95:
Ban sharia entirely in Nigeria. Nigeria is a secular state.
During almagamation Nigeria got registered as an Islamic nation.
It's a pity Zik messed us up full time.
Politics › Re: Release The Letter Nigerian Govt First Wrote To Trump - Rufai Oseni (Video) by manuelkel(m): 7:24pm On Jul 23
Release which letter? Is this man okay?? Confidential letter should be released? You're a joker. Onye mgbuu
Travel › Re: Enugu Airlines Plane With 68 Passengers Crash-Lands In Benin (Photo) by manuelkel(m): 6:58pm On Jul 23
Riversides2003:
Thank God for life no life was lost. But looking at this plane does it even look air worthy.
I wonder oo, my brother our governor done scam us. I have been expecting something like this tey tey, the day I saw these crafts parked in that rubbish airport my brother I know say na scam.

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