₦airaland Forum

sirjohnson:
Okay, the 16 year old girl lives on the same street as mine. She is a very pretty girl, looks like a 20 year old. She is very intelligent as well. And I have no ulterior motive; I dont want to sleep with her or mess around with her. She gave me the green light, I got it, I followed it, now we have something going. Can someone tell me I am crazy? BTW, I am 28.

Beckytee:
who tell you say e no dey happen for naija. na wetin me self dey do b DAT o but I bin dey tink say I need deliverance. lols

sconp:
this one you called me "dear" and ur siggy says pink lipz , Bros incase you have forgotten it's 14yrs only

sconp:
a friend of mine calls it fun and adventure, but then it hurts I'd rather not lead you on but op this looks like a primary school recitation

jascon1:
Are u referring to online dating?

I often sight threads for special people. Like those that don't have a boyfriend, those with dimples, those with killer curves etc.

I have not come across any that talks about dark guys.

As a dark guy i gats rep

as you all know, black is original , black is beautiful and black is natural

so if you are a dark guy and proud of it, acknowledge your presence on here. Pics are also very much welcomed.

The ladies are waiting to admire you
dont let them down.

please dont ask for mine. Unfortunately, my palasa phone doesn't have a camera
you can also talk about the good and not-so-good side of being dark.

I believe most of us here are adults.
If you are not going to post pictures of you, please do not insult or make fun of those who do.

Ladies and gents.

I present to you the official thread for the dark and handsome guys on Nairaland.

Nimblemind:
I'd adequately reply you after the final election result is made... So take a seat and wait!

Nimblemind:
With the tension caused by this election, we need stup1d peeps to post stup1d things just to make nigerians smile a bit.

ManuelRichard:
Una own mata na Shiloh e dey oo,
because offcours you will win admirers
All of them girls will come calling
but if you don't know what you want,......you will take anything n everything......lols

c as una mata tire me to write about sef...!

well almost every one will knit ur attributes in their head to TV characters #Jim iyke,Emeka Ike,lols#n u'l b feeling funky....
and gbam ..! d big one#PLAYER

but if you get to kip that lucky girl,

here's ur only probem: U'l live all your live proving to her that you nor b #wakawaka# PLAYER ni oo

and if your fans get too many DAT u r begining to find it hard to choose, God help you when your friends n family start wondering#or is he gay..?
n yess you should look out for those too because they might just b looking out for you............# c Mara..lols

Anyways u'd still b onspec..remember ur mata na Shiloh e dey..b say u get problem,I for say na synagogue

Godvilla:
[color=olive]cant decipher the gibberish u wrote up there.....[/color]

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Bro, you need to fvcking stop smoking. [/color]

cozy7:
I still dey wonder how this one take concern me! Thanks for d rubbish though!

incredible6:
advise to all pretty ladies... email me 4 more advise....


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Rainess:
You were born this way and you cannot change that. Why would God make you this way if it wasn't his will? You can't force yourself to love women and to be faithful to one for the rest of your life.. I don't think this is possible for you or fair to her. I live in Canada and here we accept gays. They love, they marry and they have kids! If I were you and it was possible I would move somewhere more accepting of gay people, where I could accept myself and live a happy life.

Depressedguy:
Being gay is my life regret, i have questioned God and myself how i got to this stage. I just feel like commiting suicide.

Here is my story, my name is Frank, 26, a banker. I am the envy of most women, because am 6.2" tall, fair and very handsome. My nickname is Ramsey Noah, this is to tell you how good looking i am. But i have a very BIG problem, i am attracted to the same sex.

This is a problem i have come to notice at teen, i love girls company more than guys, i play all the girl plays and hate football, am guessing that could be where my formation was transposed. I ended up liking what girls like when am not one. But i have come to change a few things becuase i went to a boarding house and was always ridiculed for that. So i changed so many things there, the way i talk, the way i walk, and my gestures, also i love football now more than anything, but my sexuality has refused to change.

I have all it takes to get a woman, i have a good job, a car, and live alone. But at this age, i have not seen a womans pants not to talk of getting in between. But i have so many female friends, so many that the always take me for a player. Am jovial with them, buy them gifts and treat them well, but am not sexually attracted to any of them and have no feelings whatsoever. Am just a good guy, i know that, because that is the best i can do to cover up my little secret. And they(ladies) love me too and many are dying for my attention. I have been asked out so many times by ladies. One even offered to pay all the bills just for us to get intimate, but i declined, lying that i have a girlfriend i dont want to cheat on.

To make matters worse, i hate being gay, sometimes i go celibate for as long as six(6) months simply because i hate my life and my sexuality. Am always alone, indoors all through the weekend, because going out with guys will result to girl talk and i have nothing to contribute, me of all persons, so hard to believe. I also hate gay companies, so many regrets afterwards as to why i am this way. I envy straight guys to the core, i so much wish i am one. When i see a guy and a girl holding hands and taking a walk, i have this feeling of giult amd hatred for myself that i quickly get depressed.

Here is the problem, i want to marry early, at least before 28 or max 30. I need to connect to a woman and force myself into a relationship. I need to get attracted to a womans body, and get turned on by that. And finally, i need to learn how to tolerate a woman, and live with thier baggage. Am comfortable as a single man, i dont mind living alone till i die, i can cook well and am not a sex freak, i can live for years without it. But i want kids, i love them and cant wait to have a daughter. I have once told myself that once i get married and have kids, i will divoorce my wife and live alone then the kids can stay anywhere. But this idea is pure foolishness.

I am very religious, as a matter if fact, this conditionn is the only sin i battle with, i know we all have one. I hardly commit any other sin. But i know that just this one is very mortal, but we are all strugglling because we are all flesh. It takes the grace of God to overcome sin generally.(Please dont come and critisize, we are all going to the same hell: homosexual, hetrosexual; and no sin is worse than the other.)

This my condition is getting me more depressed by the day and sometimes i wish to end my life. But i like my life more than anything, so am thinking of patronising prostitutes at least to get feel of what it takes like. But am afriad of STIs.

Please help a brother...

tolexy007:
Seriously, I don't no y some plpp always like to write someting dat will tarnish Christianity? diz is bcomin too much on everypost. And majority always derived pleasure it....