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@Debbie thanx fr what u r doing.....#moregrace...


pls is there any way u can help with Info's of job openings in states like abuja,Benin,portharcourt n delta?....

would b so gr8ful if ur reach extends towards d above listed states...

jealous myopic idiaaaat..!

Airforce1:
stop been stingy to yourself Op

I'm not saying you should blow your money at once on alcohol..
twice or thrice in a week take alcohol .
It's good for your body.

It won't stop you from buying house at banana island trust me.

o yeah it sure won't stop d op from buying house at banana island but u bet his msg is dope n ur comment;DUMB..!

And u r notifying potential rapists out there?.. They'll watch in n out of d hole ...fr anu sight of dis stuff n thennpullbit out bfr work.....lol

U really wanna know what u should do?



ANS: Since u think u r martyred n need d necessary level of freedom n space...,why not call a meeting..lols

call them up,sit with them,beging by appreciating them,then express yourself and have a meaningful dialogue....about the whole ish..

But again,I believe u can earn their trust n confidence by d level of maturity u show in dealings,attitude and decisions....n did will in turn earn u ur needed space..
except u ain't as ready as u claim...u can't b matured only in ur own eyes...or because u r seeing ur mates....n dia parents...
D world n ur parents will know when u r matured enough....lemme leave u here...4more cancelling,Manuel Ovie is my name..can chat me up on fcbk

@ op:Igbo lipz u mean

lol

I stayed 5 years in uniport from basic to final yr n fr the five years,I had 8 Rummies... lamao....
PRE-BASIC
on landing PH,I knew next2nobody except dis 9ice but pretty dirty n lazy nigga from my neighborhood back home..who was already in his second yr..had to put up with him at Alaska .suprisingly on getting there,found out there was another rummie..d space was manageable but too dim n dirty fr comfort...fr d three weeks I was there,i cooked with my money n my stuffs while hoping dt they wold cm to dia senses n contribute bt no way..they even started inviting friends over to chaow n serve themselves to fill.. .I was hailed as their king BT I was mad at them in a sane way that neither they nor I,took notice..u bet I was Mr 9ice guy...i also swept n wash dishes.. dt d first tym I did a thorough clean up,a neighbour had to call n comment: do u know d last tym Fosky swept D's place?...tell its been ages .Fosky was my said homeboy...they loved me because of my father chrisma's show..n I became so frustrated DT I wanted to opt out any how anywhere...
they begged,cajoled Me to stay...BT I was desperate... n was ready to manage hostel condition.. BT I was rescued by a frnd....who got connected to sm1 in need of rummie...n so I left...2town.

BASIC
I lived at gmass rd with a calabar rummie in medicine who has had issues in d school n was in year 1 struggling.. BT his family were counting yr3 fr dia medical doc son..going to yr four ni.. he was a liech but adjusted when he realised I was unhappy with his Way's... Anyways,he got warffed out of d school in yr2 on attempting his first MB....."parents n my pikin must b dokita" nor b everybody head fit carry am oooo

YEAR1
entered a new crib....rummie was a new friend n very sensitive un like d free spirited warri guy when I b.we agreed dt every one take care of himself..we do eat from each other tho..but word dey pain DT guy gan

YEAR2

New place,new rummie....won't let my ear hear as he forever complains about his family challenge...always wanting my pity n consideration fr his inconsiderations...cos he does had challenges BT i wasn't meant to shoulder them..had mine too..he said indomie is bird food..n yet he finished d carton of it I bought cos I stay in school till night..he also dealt with my beverages that I had to stop buying both d indo n d beav..he doesn't buy....n fr d food? I lean naa...d guy naa don wani fr swallowing.. resources nor com dey reach..I was frustrated BT had to endure because i knew him from primary school..it got worse when his sister came in fr yr1... I endured n after d session,I had to run...

YEAR3

New place ,!new rummie..n Lazy is d word...d guy just wouldn't do a thing..he is so cute n fair DT,his looks was all he cared about..he spends money on toning cream n soap..expensive they really are..n branches sammis n kilimanjero.... at d begining of d month..his name is Sam..lol..he goes broke n buy on credit incuring debts n his creditors say Hi to me when I pass.." c Me c trouble oo"...when he gets broke he retreats to his humble state n start leaning on me like I shouted on dis day:" Grow up! do i look like ur mum or dad?" he sure was a lazy spoilt braaaatt.. did no shore..except chaow n tone..

YEAR4

a new place n a new rummie after IT..
was a nice but selfishguy..Self centered 99.9℅ of d tym...live in his own world..doesn't give,always take..keep neighbours at bay..keep enemity with neighbours on slight beef.had next to no friends..is shut indoors 90% of d tym ..a wierd type introvert. n den he describes himself as eccentric... finking its swag..


U bet I'll sure add roommates experience on my CV...

DUMB POST........!!!


please ignore d op.....# looking fr cheap publicity.....

its true that hoodlums were mobilised by d ex- chairman of d host community to shoprite..following sm differences...but doz pix up there..?@ op u self tink am na....

DAT ain't shoprite naa.......just sm shops in front of ur fathers ancient cmpd.......al in a bid to complete ur half baked story....#next tym,kip ur facts straight..

D guy is just pretty much confused... buh its okay fr a #CHANGE....

12th November

I need urgent answers please..I did an application some time ago from an info gotten here on nairaland..


Now I got an invite for an interview BT I don't knw if its scam..

who knows about Noble step resources in rumuokuta portharcourt?..... are they for real?

[quote author=211Observer post=40990849]...It Is totally out of control now. I have read different posts on self-service method, believing that it's only helping me to stop running after girls all in the name of sex.

Often, some people just screw it up by saying that masturbation is not a sin; only to encourage others to continue in the ungodly act.
Either the act is good or bad, right or wrong, all I care is that this shit is sucking my happiness.
I can not go a day without self-service. Although i don't have girlfriend, and I don't care about it because I always believe that girls have nothing to offer me since I'm not ready for marriage soon!

Is now 13yrs I been doing this shit!

I want to stop. I know i'm addicted to it; so many times I have vowed never to engage in it again, but the more I shake It the more it stinks.

pls what can I do?

I want to quit! I don't want to believe that my life depend on it.

I know some of you might have once involve in this mess before,







#I feel ur pain n I'll tell i,v bn there..but m better nw....d interest in masturbation decreases as soon as u stop seeing it as a problem...c it as somting DT u will outgrow with time..n kip an open n a plane mind...stop seeing urself as messed up or a sinner...and above all,kip talking to God about it...in#PRAYERS...it does changes things...God loves u n he is strong in ur weakness

Goodboiyy:
Good evening people. . was discussing with someone from north when this discussion came up , and I can bet that his view is common with Most Nigerians especially those from SW, SE and Northern Nigeria.. Below are some misconception about warri and her people.

1. Warri Is Owned By One Ethnic Group : Yea. most people believe Urhobo People own warri, Why some thinks Warri is owned by Itsekiri's. Hell No.. Warri is owned By three Tribe Urhobo, Itsekiri and Ijaw …

2. Ruggedity :. I remember my first visit to Lagos.. At first they taught am Yoruba because of my name so they didn't pay me my due respect, So something came up I then revealed my ID that am from warri.. Mehn from that day They start fearing me, never Knew until Someone told me that they were scared of me.. Also Some People thinks if you are from Warri They You are Automatically Sturborn and Rugged which is not true, If you meet some wafarians like LKO, Fratermathy , Freemanan , Onuwaje e.t.c you did be surprise because they are very Cool and gentle but if You See People like me ... hmmmm



3 Oil City : This gat me laughing.. When we refer to warri as an oil city (Wish is a just a title) some people thinks Warri account For about 50% of Delta State Oil Prod. which is not True, Although the Tribes in Warri (Urhobo, Itsekiri and Ijo ) Account for about 93% of Oil prod. in Delta State.. The title "Oil City" Was just given to warri because of the Refinery and some Oil wells, our Major oil prod. are our Offshore oil field.


4 Itsekiri Are Yoruba Subgroup: You mostly hear this from Ignorant people especially those from North and some Yoruba people, Yes they speak almost same language, Bear similar names, But the fact still remains that Itsekiri Are Itsekiri, Yoruba Are Yoruba.. Although Itsekiri have a good relationship with Yoruba especially the Ilaje people who we see as our Kit and Kin.

5. Urhobo, Itsekiri, Ijaw Hates themselves; We usually Hear such Word from Non Niger Deltans who try to use Warri crisis to gain cheap point. You hear statement like " Niger Deltans re not One" "Ijaw hates Itsekiri" e.t.c but I tell you, All are lies, Itsekiri luv ijo , Ijo luv Urhobo Warri crisis is political

6. Warri people cannot speak Good English[/b]
This impression is gotten from the representation of Waffarians as masters of the Nigerian Pidgin. Because of this, most people think people from Warri can speak only pidgin and do not flow well in correct English. Well, this is wrong! The average Waffarian speaks English even much more and far better than the average person from the East, West and North!


7. Warri people are not intelligent
I have actually met quite a few people who have a stereotypical view that Waffarians are dull and unintelligent and only love trouble. Well, this is absolutely FALSE!!! Granted, Warri is a place where it is better IF YOU MAINTAIN YOUR OWN BUSINESS, the people are actually one of the smartest people from Nigeria! Warri has birthed great actors, professors, writers, philosophers, doctors, lawyers, etc. Some of Warri's great products include Richard Mofe Damijo, Professors Tanure Ojaide, Gabriel Darah, J.P. Clark, Isidore Okpewho, Eric Arubayi, Andrew Onokerhoraye, Andrew Evwaraye, etc. These Professors are some of the BEST in their various disciplines. The list of Warri intellectuals and intelligentsia cannot be fully encapsulated in this exposition.

8. The Olu of Warri Rules over ALL of Warri
This erroneous misconception stems from the titular appellation of the monarch himself as the Olu of WARRI! What people dont know is that this title ONLY came to be in the 1950s due to Awolowo. The original title was the Olu of Itsekiri. However, this title has stuck for the major reason that Itsekiris, which are one of the main inhabitants of Warri, call their homeland Iwerre! However, in Warri, there are several other monarchs who rule different ethnic groups. We have the Ovie of Agbarha-Warri, the Orosuen of Okere-Warri, the Pere of Gbaranmatu-Warri, etc. These monarchs rule over various sections of Warri. The Olu rules over the Itsekiri section, the Ovie and Orusuen rules over Urhobo and the Pere rules over Ijaw.

9. Warri is the Capital of Delta State
Well, I wouldn't blame people for thinking this. Most Northerners and Westerners hear only about Warri and assume that it must be Delta's capital. Many have forgotten their primary school States and Capitals... Asaba has always been and remains the capital of Warri. However, the politics that relocated the capital from Warri to Asaba is a story for another day. Warri still houses an annex of the Government House where governors go whenever they want to be close to Waffarians. Former Governor Uduaghan was once attacked for relocating from Asaba to set up a permanent base in Warri. However, I overheard a rumour that Okowa has closed this annex. If Anioma State is ever created for the Igbos of Delta State, Warri shall definitely emerge as a capital. For now, WARRI IS THE ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL CAPITAL OF DELTA STATE.

10. Warri includes Effurun, Udu and Osubi
Many novices in Warri usually count separate towns and cities such as Effurun, Enerhen, Udu, Agbarho, Okuokoko, Osubi, etc as part of Warri. This is not true. These towns/cities are independent of Warri. They are even in different local government areas from Warri. Effurun is in Uvwie, Osubi is in Okpe and Udu is an eponymous LGA. Warri City is in Warri South LGA mainly. The main city starts from Airport Road and connects with Edjeba, Okere, Agbarha-Ame, Jakpa, Ugboroke, Iyara, Idimi, Ajamimogha, Okumagba Avenue, Deco, etc. Effurun is a city of its own. Udu is a town of its own. Osubi and Okuokoko are classed as Okpe villages. However, due to modernisation and the lack of available houses in Warri City, many people move to these surrounding cities/towns to live and setup businesses and they end up calling everywhere WARRI. In a metropolitan sense, they are right. However, historically and otherwise, these cities/towns/villages are NOT IN WARRI!!!


Further credits : Fratermathy

@ op, make ur correction.. Asaba has always been n will always remain d capital of warri... #Haba. !

that's wrong naa

Anyways nice piece ..that's what I always try to explain to sm myopic n prejudiced dumbasses from rivers n cross rivers here in PH...
#i rep
Warri.. full tym

dis him NOSE sha....! #smh

Lols......


Whatsup with us Nigerians anyway?
I've heared n listen to dat song n all d pirated versions lol,Al coming from here.Nt a bad one tho BT I figure its too soon to b dividing Adele's new song in version's... just talking anyway ..

And as fr my topic,far from it..I ain't doing DT sh*t...!

or should I.......? lols




Al d same.... Hello from d other side

c Mara ooo....na me warri boi u dey lie for?....if I hear am say this bros wey I dey c so na 23years,......na thunder wey still dey do press up go sama Yu.........#Linus MBA n company......





Anyway,...nice shots ....m hoping to build real tough n hot when I grow up

I decided to bring it here..


I don't do bettings...I v a thing with it..but permit me to ask,is it any dfrent from gambling?

I have a christian friend who is always on it.. His mood gets affected by it.....

when he loses,he analyses,reanalyzes, soliloquizes n murmurs exclamations like an old chap

And finally resolve to biblical encouragements like,

'All things work together for good' n other quotations..

Abeg o make una allow me to b in d know...is betting biblical or unchristian...?

pls simple straight forward answers n arguments will do..

We r Al learning...#Thanx

akksplendor:
Another

see him thin leg like toothpick.......#smh

kingobozy:
1. Actually

Crutch words are words that we slip into sentences in order to give ourselves more time to think, or to emphasize a statement. Over time, they become unconscious verbal tics. Most often, crutch words do not add meaning of a statement. Actually is the perfect example of a crutch word. It is meant to signify something that exists in reality, but it is more often used as a way to add punch to a statement (as in, "I actually have no idea". The next word is one of the most chronically misused crutch words in English.


2. Literally

This adverb should be used to describe an action that occurs in a strict sense. Often, however, it is used inversely to emphasize a hyperbolic or figurative statement: "I literally ran 300 miles today." Literally is one of the most famously used crutch words in English. The next one, however, may surprise you.



3. Basically

This word is used to signal truth, simplicity, and confidence, like in "Basically, he made a bad decision." It should signify something that is fundamental or elementary, but too often this word is used in the context of things that are far from basic in order to create a sense of authority and finality.


4. Honestly

This crutch word is used to assert authority or express incredulity, as in, "Honestly, I have no idea why he said that." However, it very rarely adds honesty to a statement. The next crutch word is perhaps the most famous.


5. Like

The cardinal sinner of lazy words like is interspersed in dialogue to give a speaker more time to think or because the speaker cannot shake the habit of using the word. Like should describe something of the same form, appearance, kind, character, or amount. But, very often, it is used involuntarily in conversation, just like um.


6. Obviously

This word should signify an action which is readily observable, recognized, or understood. Speakers tend to use it, however, to emphasize their point with regards to things that aren't necessarily obvious: "Obviously he should have thrown the ball to first base."



Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/slideshows/umwords#actually

7.Really?
8.Seriously?

Naughtysite:
Zulu...

lols

princeemmac:
[size=16pt]The Silent Killer[/size]

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Cooking is the process of preparing food mostly through the application of heat. Firewood is the most popular source of domestic energy used for cooking in Africa.

In Nigeria, many homes and indeed restaurants resort to the use of firewood for cooking especially for large families, groups, parties, etc mainly due to the availability, inexpensive nature of firewood and lack of access to modern cooking fuels. But a large number of households are not aware of the hazards that are
associated with cooking with firewood.


Firewood
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Firewood is primarily sourced from felled trees. The major reason for planting trees is for the preservation of the ecosystem and maintenance of good balance.

Deforestation by way of indiscriminate felling of trees for the use as firewood has been a major source of concern. Deforestation causes distortion or imbalance in the ecosystem and should be discouraged.

It is even worst when the people felling trees do not care about replacement. It has been recommended that for every tree you fell, plant four others. This is not being adhered to.



Trees
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Every log of firewood you see around came from a tree. A tree is a plant with an elongated trunk which supports its branches and leaves.

Importance Of Trees
• Trees provide oxygen (In one year an acre of mature trees can provide
enough oxygen for 18 people.)
• Trees refreshes and cools the environment/ streets and city – Through
shades and releasing vapour into the air
• Trees conserve energy
• Trees save water
• Trees help prevent water pollution
• Trees help prevent soil erosion
• Trees shield children from ultra-violet rays
• Trees provide food
• Trees mark the seasons
• Trees provide a canopy and habitat for wildlife
• Trees clean the air
• Trees provide wood
• Trees combat the climate change

Every stick of firewood you use represents a felled tree that could have provided all of the above and lots more.

But narrowing it back to our discourse, there is already a challenge brewing up as the trees are felled indiscriminately which is a health issue nobody is looking at.

Fire Wood- The Silent Killer
It has been widely reported of the very serious adverse health effect African women face by the continued inhaling of smoke emitted by firewood combustion. This Smoke contains complex gases and fine particles, which affects both the lungs and the heart.

Firewood smoke is a great source of what scientist term fine particle pollution. It is painful that most users of firewood do not know the health hazard they are exposing themselves to.

Fine Particles
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The size of particles is directly linked to their potential for causing health problems. Small particles less than 10 micrometers in diameter pose the greatest problems, because they can get deep into the lungs, and some may even get into the bloodstream. Among these particles are “fine particles,” which are 2.5 micrometers in diameter and smaller.

Numerous scientific studies have linked fine particle pollution exposure to a variety of problems, including:

• Increased respiratory symptoms, such as irritation of the airways, coughing, or
difficulty breathing;
• Decreased lung function;
• Aggravated asthma;
• Development of chronic bronchitis;
• Irregular heartbeat;
• Non fatal heart attacks; and
• Premature death in people with heart or lung disease.

Other Troubles
Aside from the fine particles, the complex gas emitted contain sulfur oxides, nitrogen oxides, carbon monoxide and potentially carcinogenic compounds including polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, benzene, formaldehyde and dioxins , which are known are known to cause cancer, Plus the notorious Greenhouse gas CO2.

The Techno Solution

Small wonder the Executive Vice Chairman of Techno oil ltd, Mrs. Nkechi Obi, MON, related with these facts passionately in a meeting with stakeholders in Lagos, Nigeria. She said,
`Cooking with firewood is a silent killer because firewood smoke is more dangerous than cigarette smoke.’’

Citing a recent World Health Organization report, she said that cooking with firewood often resulted to indoor pollution, which globally accounted for over 4 million deaths every year.

Mrs. Obi, who received Federal Government’s commendation few years ago for the `Going Green’ initiative of her company which is directed at popularizing the use of cooking gas in Nigeria has continued to sustain the effort. She further said that she was looking forward to when most Nigerian households would embrace the use of LPG and reduce the danger Nigerian women are being exposed to.

The Techno oil chief said ``Why must we continue to decimate our women population and keep pretending as if nothing is happening?” Mrs. Obi said this, as she announced the commencement of the construction work of the multi billion Naira LPG Cylinder manufacturing plant which would be producing a minimum of about 5 million cylinders annually.

She noted that When Techno Oil LPG cylinder production plant is completed, it will deepen LPG (Cooking Gas) adopting , create a clean, safe and healthier environment, make cylinders more available and affordable, create jobs and reduce the depletion of our foreign reserves through importation.

True as her words have highlighted; cooking with firewood is a silent killer and the preferred alternative: Liquefied Petroleum Gas (cooking Gas) which is greener, safer and healthier should be encouraged.

#Technooil
#TechnoGas
#TechnoGas & Power




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you stole my project work.......lols#nice1

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/news/mother-stabs-seven-year-old-for-defiling-sister-neigbours-daughter/

The mother may have been failing in her responsibilities.... #yes..! she should check herself