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koastar: *I didn't know where to post this at first, whether in the jokes section or in here.

I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!...
This is the awkward Truth About Naija husbands..

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...

Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..

Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now:
3. You wan borrow money abi??
4. What did you do again, I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning??
6. Is that a new song??
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking!!!
10. Abeg na who be this?

joseph1013: https://cdn.allsports.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Maigari1.jpg?84cd58


Echoes of Nigeria’s elimination from the FIFA Confederations still reverberates,with President of the Nigeria Football Federation(NFF) Aminu Maigari,declaring that Super Eagles coach,Stephen Keshi will no longer have the sole responsibility of choosing players for the national team.

The NFF President while speaking in a magazine show, Soccer Africa on Supersports,questioned the players Keshi took to the tournament in Brazil,adding that he went with inexperienced players.

Following Nigeria’s elimination from the Confederations,criticisms have been trailing the technical crew of the Super Eagles,after the team failed to take their goalscoring of their chances at the tournament.

TO HELL WITH NFF!!!!!!

“Spain brought their best players, but we did not. Why would you bring a local player to play Spain at such a big stage?” Maigari asked.

“This is unacceptable. We have experienced players that were not selected and this is where we have to step in.”

“The coach doesn’t have the sole responsibility on squad selection. We all have to contribute. This team belongs to 165 million people”

“Selections should affect all these people so we cannot continue to let this happen because we need to compete well with others.”

Nigeria crashed out of the Confederations last Sunday,after winning just one game against Tahiti,and losing the other games against Uruguay and Spain,despite putting up good performances.
Keshi in his own defence,said that he selected the right players available to represent the country at the tournament.

“I understand Nigerians are emotive and sentimental sometimes but all the players that went to Brazil deserved to be there,” Keshi told BBC Sport.

“I’m the coach and I can honestly listen to constructive ideas on how we can improve as a team.

“But no-one has come to tell me who to pick and not to select. If the team fails the coach is responsible.

“As the coach, it’s my decision and responsibility. For now, the local players have earned the rights to be in the team.”

Does the NFF have the right to meddle in the choice of players,Keshi takes to a tournament?

SOURCE: http://allsports.com.ng/2013/06/29/keshi-will-no-longer-select-players-alone-nff-president/

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Ekennovative: Just yesterday, a facebook friend
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I was once interested in browsing with cheats, as a
matter of fact, I was searching
for them. Numerous wapka.mobi
sites are built for the sole aim of
providing these cheats and
tricks.

I thank God today because I've
decided to call a spade what it is.
Freebrowsing cheats is wrong
and it's a sin. For those of you
who don't care if you're living in
sin or not, this article is definitely
not for you.

why I stopped this sinful act

Many people will tell you that
these network providers are
exploiting us and that's their
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that's not enough reason to cheat thereby disobeying God.

(Continue) source=> http://ekennovative..com/2013/05/why-i-stopped-browsing-with-free.html?m=1

FrontPageLawyer: IT bomb, how can you indulge in this childish act? I won't want to derail this thread and join the bandwagon by inserting "4th to comment"

wellmax: Priestess Suzanne Wenger abeg which year Arsene Wenger go win trophy, please prophesy.

BraideBraide: Please I need help...my project supervisor wants me to sleep with him..I really don't know what to do..I've never been involved in this type of problem..- want to change my supervisor but it's not that easy and I have to give my HOD a good reason...I have no proof about the issue..please I really need help and I dnt want to create more problems for myself...I posted this in the education section but I did nt get replies..please help

Human_being1st: AFCON star Emmanuel Emenike has lashed out at Nigeria coach Stephen Keshi for using and dumping him after his long-term hamstring injury.
Emenike top scored for champions Nigeria at the Nations Cup in South Africa, but suffered a hamstring injury against Mali which has already sidelined him for about four weeks now.

He was therefore left out of next weekend’s World Cup qualifier at home against Kenya.
He told MTNFootball.com he is disgusted not to have received even a phone call from Keshi or
any official from the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) since he rejoined his Russian club
Spartak Moscow.

“I must be honest with you, I have not been treated well by the coach and the NFF because they ignored me so soon, so fast,” he lamented. “Nobody from NFF and the coach have called
to ask me about my injury. I am bitter about this. It is unfair and I can tell you that is why
some players don’t come to give their best for the national team.” “When a player gets injured on national duty.

CFCfan: Keshi should use a 4-5-1 formation against the Ivoriens; or better still a 3-5-2. Naija's midfield needs to be strenghtened in order to deny the plucky Ivoriens the time and space to supply their forwards with killer passes.

Mcdugull: And i wasn't informed ? Dammmmn!you NNPC!