Dis question dikwa veri risky
Op U mean phuvking....ma self (masturbate)
Or phuvking another dude..?(cheat)










Dis thread was a HIT, back to back

Brb lemme ask him which 1 he do prefer.

Guys Let do welcome song for him ,,
Kayslim wer ar u

Dis s so cheap
Wat if d gal s tryn to fool along
Cos a normal average sensible bae wouldn't fall for dis without analysing d sort of international investment / business d guy dos.

Help me ask dem,
BTW op ur evidence or,

Op U Hve said nuin.

Who did dis to you

Let's assume this is true definition of some Nigerians nt all.

I am single

Or
My relationship s nuin serious.
Smh

Guys gets ur note books Nd jot dis dwn...its imporrant

kinglekan:





Nice one.

Fnks

Owliver:
I typed six words one smiley what do i get? just a smiley. you can't even encourage me online yet you expect buhari to encourage investors. see your life

Lol

Really now :huh?
Ok thanks hun

Owliver:
fine gyal na make up corriect

Me /bro

Mmmmm

STFUareyouGod:
trust me, he won't. He'll accept his fate

Lol.wat of my bf

STFUareyouGod:
oya make I snatch you from op and your BF

Lol op wil kiyu,

jmaxjohn:
questioning is thrown out to whoever wants to question.
nyc knowing u margauxluv. hope ull hv a gud day (wats left of it)

U guys should chill. We r jxt having fun right?

STFUareyouGod:
oya where do you live?

Asaba,or,awka

STFUareyouGod:
get some clay and mould him

Stfu,

jmaxjohn:

grrr. thread derailers. u r allowed to question not derail.

margauxluv, we r nt done yet. nt even asked u Where was the last place you kissed someone?

Lol can't remember

Maxi112:
my mum's local govt

Really cool

Smh
















Chiller
Well Dats cool

jmaxjohn:


will u hang out with me if i was a writer, dear Pearl?

Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Yes buh it's for good.
Being a writer is cool buh doesn't change anything.

jmaxjohn:


lol, not a writer. it's funny how u nd i will derail this thread.
yayyyyy she's done cooking, i'm so hungry.
was i wrong in my previous post?

Lol nt much.

jmaxjohn:


here are some things about ms Pearl i noticed, especially if u r after her heart. please tell me if i'm wrong

1) Margauxluv falls in love very easily, so provided you go about it in the right way, attracting her shouldn't be hard to do. Old-fashioned, sentimental gestures - a kiss on the cheek, a hand written note of affection, a small bunch of carefully selected wild flowers tied with a pink ribbon - will go a long way towards winning her heart. Because she is looking for a fairytale lover, no matter how self-conscious you may feel about it, you have to be willing to play the part. Beauty is a powerful magnet for her, so for maximum effect you'll also need to look your most gorgeous best. Avoid an overly formal, clean-cut look, though. Casual, unstructured and just a little bit scruffy is more to ms Margauxluv.

2) Issue her an invitation she can't possibly refuse and ask her out to play. Because she's always a kid a heart, she's always looking for opportunities to escape from life's responsibilities and let their hair down for a while. Tempt her into having fun with you doing something silly - like riding a roller-coaster or playing on the swings - and fool around with her like you're a couple of big kids with no cares in the world. Spark off her vivid imagination by talking to her about anything of a surreal nature - your favorite fantasy books and movies, for example, or spiritual topics like astrology and reincarnation. It's all about creating a magical atmosphere where anything is possible - and it's incredibly easy for her to fall in love.

3) Another way is to enlist her sympathy by playing on her tender-heartedness. Renowned for their kindness and compassion, she may find it hard to walk away from a guy in trouble and although she often can't provide much in the way of concrete assistance (she's mostly fairly clueless about practical things), she's always ready to offer a listening ear. Try confiding in a her about something you've been worried or upset about - and don't hold back from expressing your feelings. Ms Pearl respects a man who isn't afraid to reveal his vulnerability - you don't need to be a hero to win a her heart! Keep her on the hook by telling her how much you value her advice and booking in a follow-up 'counselling' session soon.

4) She is strongly drawn to people who know how to bolster her ego and make her feel more confident about themselves. For this reason, a few words of praise or carefully chosen compliments can work wonders in attracting her. Make a point of saying something really nice about her clothes or appearance and express an admiring interest in her hobbies or work. Be careful, however, not to make it too obvious you're trying to flatter her, or she's likely to feel patronized and put down. She takes offence very easily and is notoriously touchy. Once you've broken her trust or hurt her feelings, it will be much harder for you to win her heart.

5) Always leave her plenty of room for maneuver and never back her into a corner with no obvious means of escape. If you pressurize her into some kind of commitment, she's likely to feel panicked and beat a hasty retreat. Although she can sometimes seem quite submissive and easy to push around, sooner or later you'll realize you can never pin her down because she is strong willed. Never try to hold her to firm and fast arrangements and be flexible and understanding if she cancels or fails to show up on your dates. Forgetful and disorganized, she may not be the most reliable of types. She's also prone to doing a disappearing act if you come on too strong and won't take no for an answer. Play it softly, softly when trying to win over Ms Pearl.

Really now,
Are you a writer?
Yah m done cooking [quote][/quote]

jmaxjohn:


whats ur date of birth margauxlux. so we can wish u a hbd we d time is ryt nd nt miss it
u r also skipping questions ms pearl.

March 17 -1994

jmaxjohn:


what about the second chances?
which of those things is ur current bf not?
u sound like someone born in the first 3/4 of december!

Hve not give second chance in a a relationship bfore
It s nt dat simple.

jmaxjohn:


well that tallies with what a comment of urs



lets move over to the good stuff, shall we?

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
Give us an outlook of what your dream man is?
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Do you give out second chances easily?

Tall, handsome, undstnding, God's fearing,
Free minded, nt too jealous , sexy,calm, romantic, neat and presentable, let's stop here.
At d age of 19

jmaxjohn:

what are u cooking dats way more important than ur very own nairaland interview??
pls b very precise with d exact name(s) of d dish.

Really now huh?
so wat wil dis interview fetch me?
M cooking white rice ,fresh tomatoes stew
Nd salad

jmaxjohn:


Dating doesn't mean u can't b snatched, like i always told a girl; "u can b in luv with 2 ppl but cant b with both of dem at d same time"

why did u choose the name margauxluv, is your boyfriend a Nairalander, and Pearl, what are your bad habits?

And pls dont tell us u have non because no one is without blemish.

Nah he is not
my Aunt gave me the name when I got to know abt d name I had to ask Nd she explained dat I hve the taste of a fresh wine when I was little .
My bad habits are
Laziness smtims
Unnecessary tins get me angry I Hv temper issh
Being too emotional
Etc