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xynerise: Goodnight guys. Have a happy nightmare

ya dikwaziri mkpuru obi gi o...

Same to you.

spikes C: i want to change it to my surname

Iti mkpakata, Goretti/G is not my surname.

Bia Guy, kedu ebe isunyere isi gi since, ehkwa?

spikes C: A ga m eje T.B Joshua...

ehe, tinyekwuru ya Church of Satan.

You know satan can always do anything for you....

Bia, Ikekings, Olee ihe o?
I na agbazi nwanne gi nkiti?
Ifugbuela m ke mgbe?

Ishsoph: Lol. Maria keekwanu? I am the official oyi nwoke sexytabhi na nl

lmao...
Love ndi nairaland....odi ok o!

Nnoo..

spikes C: Maria

Hey, nna, n''etinye Goretti ahu ma obu G.
Onwere ihe o na enye m na aru.

Caracta: Dedicated ko, fabricated ni. Keep waiting. Afterall, the patient dog eats the fattest bone (after the meat has gone)

My dear, e don change o.
The patient dog now dies of hunger and starvation of punnani...lmao

Sipikes, nwata awuo gi na poto poto o!
Jesikwa ekpere ahu ike o....

spikes C: Why are u trying to put asunder

no be only asunder...na thunder and lightining..lol

Ishsoph: Lmaoo @ "Iwe gi adina oku" Does it make it any less hurting to my man?

That one na to melo the obi mgbawa...

spikes C: You owe me a wooing


on a dedicated thread

Babi ana..nyenu m wooing...lmao

spikes C: You know what am talking about

how I wan know, eh?
I be amusu?

Caracta: I owe you nada!

Gbam!
Anwuom ooo...lmao

spikes C: noooo, i no fit collect 50 strokes of any cane ooo

I don't mind being your spouse though

But you fit go pray fire for fire, abi?

Idowuogbo: Na! Dem dey boil and me dey laugh.

U no go understand.... I run this

Carry go....
Nothing does you..

spikes C: But i never did anything wrong, supposedly


Can you try and be open for once

lekwanu mu o, I wear hijab abi na I be hajiya...?

I say me no want dissatisfaction, hian. make you carry those muslim women name go your church make holy spirit point the one wey complete abi the one wey be your missing rib.

CFCfan: I've been around. Caseless has been trending here for a while.

Had a little chat with him earlier but it seems he is in a rotten mood.

Idowuogbo:

Badosky. I dey hail o.

This one you wear sunshade this night...udo odikwa?
Abi you don change location?

spikes C: Yes ofcourse














And 19 other names

eh shao, I hear say some muslim women dey find spouse..you dont mind being their spouse, abi?

spikes C:


I must possess my possession

Alleluia shout somebody

dont sweat it...the angels will answer.

Lmao.

spikes C:


oya sweery, i'll give u the opportunity to disvirgin me.... deal!

offer rejected...!

I rather go for someone competent than a supposed compentent one.

I hate such disappointment and dissatisfaction.

Iwe gi adina oku o....

CFCfan: Hi everyone

holla..missed ya.

Where them boys @?
Ayobase, Caseless, erm? I don forget them o.

spikes C: Dreams come true, and only ur kiss would wake me from dreamland to our reality

Na my name you carry go that find-your-spouse-fire-for-fire-church..?

spikes C: She's running away. She owes me a wooing

lmao...
You still dey beg for wooing as the thing don even end decades ago?

Chukwu inafukwa.....

spikes C: Every girl on Nairaland wants a bad boy...someone who can shine things very well, you know am still a learner nah

And come oo, did u forget about my treatment

virgin treatment abi?
Bingo appreciated it so well...

dont8: Really? I wish you success ahead.

adupe o!
Ose ghan!

spikes C: Don't mind her, she was the only one o

only who?
So you still dey dream this your american dream eh?

Come, this Naija Akeem, you better wake up o....no music to wake you o.

spikes C:

I am still a virgin o

yea yea, we know that...

You better start saying the truth lets know if any village girl go gree for you o..
You be virgin and no girl gree woo you, ehkwa....ina agwa Beaty...

Caracta: Maria Bauer, did you beat my brothers? Did you fight with my sisters? The children nko? You this gehl

for your brothers them, I dey do them, the more you look, the less you see and the more you get confused...

for your sisters them, I taught them some manners such as " if you wana be rude, try speaking correct english first and not Yoruba Yoruba...

For your children them, I wire them koboko, I no look back...

They will always testify about Corper Maria/sylvia's presence in that community...

spikes C: I attended, but i haven't got any yet... since 16th february

hahahahahaha..
You dey find spouse ni?

All those girls wey you don spoil their punnani finish, who go be their spouse?

My friend, reverse your car...

SniperInADiaper: Hmm.. just medicine woes

sorry ee..
Ndo o...
Pele ghan..

Caracta: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! We'll miss you.

*hugszzzzzz*

Congratulations dearie.

miss ke?
I give them serious trouble o..!

spikes C:

naija no go kill person o.

What is that?