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caseless: hahaha...i was goin 2 call u 2 join d fun train. Dz is wat u've been missing. Na free-for-all o

I will just follow quietly

Even a MOD is derailing....smh

caseless: hmmm...u ar a hot-tottie!
Feel d tea de go...
Happy to hear that u ar jollificating dz morning.

yea, what did I miss?

jeez, friday...not so good. Oh no.

Love madness in practise. Love can be wicked sha.

Eze Promoe:

Dont you dare give me that face like you dont know what am talking about.

You have no right to steal that ''title''.

caseless: morning,hot-tottie!
at all oo..i knw u dnt like lipton and stuffs. Na lemon tea i make for d queen dz morning.

na u oo..i dnt need thanks.
i did. Hope u did? How body?

hahahaha, no be small ''hot-tottie''.
Lemon tea, how I miss you..*inhales the aroma*
My body is jolificating small small.

D-Explorer:
Nah! It's safe now. I'm DX and you're?

Uncle D, you never change o.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Uncle DX, Dillish won $300,000 yesternight, and she's beautiful. Wooing her won't be a bad idea [/color]

what? Uncle DX? Since when.

Uncle D, did you give him that right to adress you that way? I thought I am the only one who has that right?

REALITY101: And I pray he don't abandon you guys at the hospital

nah, I cant marry such a coward.

that ''Cathaliya'' moniker reminds me of that movie Columbiana. I love that movie.

caseless: *In americans' voice*
maraiah(maria) goodmorning!

Here is ur tea, oya drink up..drink up. U nor needi make-up. Dem de vex they wan make we break-up*sings brymo*

Goodmorning Casey,
Um, whats the make-up of that tea? Hope not bournvita o?
Anyways, thanks. Hope you slept well?

superior1: Today's message was drawn from the book of Jeremiah.

Jeremiah 1vs 4-7
4 Then the word of the Lord came unto me, saying, 5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.6 Then said I, Ah, Lord God! behold, I cannot speak: for I am a child.

7 But the Lord said unto me, Say not, I am a child: for thou shalt go to all that I shall send thee, and whatsoever I command thee thou shalt speak. 8 Be not afraid of their faces: for I am with thee to deliver thee, saith the Lord.

Whatever we need to fulfil our destiny and God's plan for our life is already deposited within us. Most times we emphasis our short comings whereas God is seeing the numerous abilities and gifts He has deposited in us which are quite adequate to subdue all the challenges life brought before us.

There is no person that knows a product better that the designer, God who is our designer knows us better, hence when you do not understand the direction to follow or what else you should do with your life, you have to approach your maker for direction and He is more than willing to show you the way to follow.

I love this....thanks Superior. This much better than arguement

caseless: sucre, where cud dat b?

...dont mind me.
Just teasing.
Am sure you happy now the strike is over, right?

caseless: yea,,,u go don well dat time....By GOD's grace. but we go stil go.

... I know a better place ''we'' can go to.

caseless: for that comedy show, i wont mind coming along next week....haaaaaaanhaaaaan

Dont bet on that o. I for don well by then.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson][size=20pt]5. CARACTA[/size][/color]

[color=#000030]The self acclaimed nun, is another character played on this chart. She'd gone two spots down from number 3 last edition to number 5 this edition, but still flourish.
Just try within yourself to fantasize on what a Caracta is like off NL, you'll almost be seeing a goddess. You can quote me on that.
But outside fantasies, all we can say of this is NAIRALAND IS A FACELESS FORUM
We were taught in love science that a lady who is engaged to two men is in a LOVE TRIANGLE, but my dear nun is in a LOVE PARALLELOGRAM [/color]

lol, PARALLELOGRAM, it really took me time to pronounce that word during my school days. I hated that shape.

caseless: hahahahahaha...i jst fall off my yacht becos of u.

*shouts 'AVE'*

lol, my dear, laugh o.
The man no just give me breathing space. I just dey like zombie for church, my sister laugh me tire... I told her its not her fault sha.

maxwello.yg:
Wow

Nwoke m, o gini?

Mynd_44: I had to repeat that else they might claim not to see it

he has seen and removed it now

Mynd_44: Eze, I don't know how much I have to tell you before you get it in your skull to get my name off your senseless list.

Don't make me report to the mods and have them remove it of me oooo

calm down nah. He will remove it. You have already sounded it to him.

caseless: sucre, u can count on me. be on the lookout, i might send truck of this.


but fada must hear what u did at tha service today.

dont worry about calling Father o.
He saw me sleeping cus I was seated in the front pew and when it seems am nodding too much he will shout, ''AVE'' to the congregation. The response ''MARIA'' from the congregation, wakes me up, instanta.

That Rev. Fr na badt guy...!

Just the right kind of entertaiment...

@Ify,
Anokwam ya. Asiri na imuru nwa?

caseless: this is serious. Na sleep u jst de sleep all thru?*calls pastor to report*

ejoo, on your way back, buy shawarma, ok.
Btw, na Rev. Fr o

The MODs are sleeping....what a shame..!

caseless: that was a 'dizzy ' church session ,i guess. Hope u said d right prayers*pray for me*?

lol, I dont even know if I prayed for myself

CAMEROONPRIDE: what r u talking about?

exactly what you saw In my writeup

Am really worried.
All these scandals involving pastors is really disturbing?
How were they ordained pastors in the first place? Were there no screenings done? Wasnt the holyspirit involved in this?
Why cant they turn to God in times of temptations?

Naija and their low sense of humour...


@OP,
Ride on jare ...am enjoying it.
Abeg eh, Spaghetti na my favvy, pass me small when it is ready for chowing, ok?

-Mr Cork-:
..sweet hat..do u realized my condo is 17inches long? ..ok, will u have two light skin babies for me?

I will PERSONALLY abort those children knowing that their father is a B.I.A.T.C.H



That was a joke....

@Mynd,
You are wicked.

@all,
Happy Sunday o.
I really hope the date will be favourable so that I dont miss this. I really want to witness it.