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dont8: Tell me something, what makes you happy?

will soon be outa yoruba land o..

Eh
*dancing etighi*

Caracta: Here maria

I don dey comot o...Osun o dara o.!

SniperInADiaper: Angry situations

ki lo de?

Tani died?

dont8: I sent her on an errand, she'll be back soon. How you?

abeg, go call am o.

Am excited...

whats with all the angry facess nah?

yes, kedu ebe ha nogasi?

Mehn! E no easy o..!

Abeg, who has seen Caracta around?

wow, Seun showed interest too...? Epic.

spikes C: I know u, and u know i know you, so, kpoo okwu afa

you dont know me, mister.....and nothing happened to me.

Ishsoph: Maria pls understand, he need to go some rounds in his okada riding biz b4 coming. Exercise little patient.

I got no problem with that...my clinic aint mobile.

spikes C:
Kedu ihe mmere gi

I need to sleep cus I got lots of buisness to attend tomorrow...so, o ihe mere m di ihea ahu.

-Mr Cork-:
..there u go....attitude....so, is asking u if u can cook rice now regarded as cussing?...we men have finally given up! .

that was an accusation and not a question.

spikes C: Ok ma'am, your wish is my command. Am on my way

you be serious clown o.




Goodnighht joor....got a busy day tomorrow.

spikes C: Errrm, my name is on the no-fly list
And the coast is always clear at home

Alrighhty, but we have to start from the clinic first......run some test.

spikes C: You know am too rich and always like my privacy. Why i don't i pay for home service ?

well, I prefer that you come down to the clinic for a while.....then you can transfer back to your home when the coast is clear.
You dont want any errors, right?

spikes C: Never knew i had a type

My system is already accepting the remedies. All we need now is your efforts and prompt servicing, round the clock

Also, tell the nurse to bring garri and ofe egusi. Man must wack nah

No problem...
Just report to the clinic, pay your bills, start the treatment, then we take it from there.....you need not bother at al.

spikes C: I like nurses really, but like oliver, Spikes wants some more. I tend to be greedy when asked to make such choices.


When you say everyday, do you mean round the clock
***i mentioned am a greedy person right***

yea, seen your type.

Well lets start the treatment first, then lets see how far it goes in your system, then we will know if your request can still be enjoyed by you.

I will check on you each morning and a nurse will monitor you the rest of the day, unto checking your vital signs et al...

spikes C: ***Chai, this doctor di kwa very demanding ***


Trust me, all our dealings will be extremely professional and will never oppose the code of conduct and doctor-patient relationship
Meanwhile, from experience, extra-curricular activities also aid in the healing process and in providing comfort to a patient

whatever you meant by extracurricular activities will be met by the nurses 24/7, you need not bother.



I will always come around to monitor your progress....at least you get to see me everyday.

-Mr Cork-:
..sweery am a lover not a fighter..when have/did I ever cuss anyone? ..when?

waste of time.

spikes C: With me, you've the power to

I like clinics, i like white, i like how it get stained sometimes
I believe you're over qualified in this, which is why i would trust you with my alpha and omega physique.
I also pledge to be committed, to work hand in hand and body to body with you, never opposing the laws of attraction, so help me God

Ishsoph, sign her a blank check. Any other thing me lady ?

I disagree o..


I am sure I can help you out with your medicall problem and work with you professionally......anything asides that is not relevent and unacceptable...lol

spikes C: Ok, name your price. Accountant ishsoph, bring my check book

Commitment? how do i?

Jeez, are we not derailing?

I cant name the price just now. You will have to come down to my clinic, so that we can actually know the problem and the various majors to use in your treatments.

Btw, consultancy fee is 50k

your being committed is working hand in hand with me....and not opposing me or rejecting the treatment.

Ka ji kwo?

-Mr Cork-:
..sweery u can't even cook rice...how the heck do u expect to find man? ...this is our problem..I give up!

You dont just go about insulting people randomly, honey. Its rude.

spikes C: As far as it's you, money won't be a problem. I just need to be intoxicated by your medicine

I am sorry dude....I dont work that way.


The money and your commitment.

spikes C: The thing still dey ooo, na qualified doctor i dey find since make she commot am


Can you be my qualified doctor

Well, if you can pay me, I wont mind.


Make no mistake, virus can be a bit hard to treat not like bacteria and fungi, so, it will require money also for the drugs.



Are you up to the task?

spikes C: Fine ooo

And you, how's things going

So, this your no-question mark- when- asking- a -question virus still dey do you, eh?




Anyways, I am fine.

-Mr Cork-:
..couldnt believe tears accidentally dropped from my eyes when a babe took me to watch a romantic sad movie ... Had to lie to her that tears came out of my eyes becoz it was itching

you really keeping up this thread of yours, uhh?

spikes C: Hi

Spikey, how buisness nah?

Things are moving preety fast.
Uncle D, ekuse o.


Casey, whats up?

D-Explorer:
Turning the dots turn into lines, trying to pick the bits and pieces of my thought, trying to start with good lines, trying to find a perfect way of wooing you.
Staring at my keypad, with you right here in my head.
Trying to find a clue of who you are, trying to imagine what makes your personality so appealing. I kept trying, then, I started searching.
I went through your posts and with over 64,000 & counting, the more I clicked, the more I got confused yet I kept digging.
See a man that has lost his common sense, thinking he could read over 64,000 posts in a day, yet I said to myself, love doesn’t use common sense! So, I went on, I never stopped clicking, viewing each page with patience and desire, all I’ve got in my head was just one thing – to impress you Mukina!

Oh goodness! Finally, a page had mercy on me. I heard it talking to me and the language was football.

Its voice was so loud, louder than a karaoke beat. It connected with the rhythm of my heart and with the feeling that I’ve got something to write about you; I started writing, nodding my head to the rhythm, writing with pleasure until I heard – ARSENAL! ARSENAL!! ARSENAL!!!

Oh damn! That gig was my distraction. I’m a Chelsea fan and within the last 8 years, I’ve won 3 premiership seasons. Oops! Did I just say that? The rhythm paused, the page stopped talking, Mukina can’t be angry! My heart went on it knee, I offered a prayer in love – may the drought be over! Love does play football and this must be a start of something different.

Turning the dots into lines, I’ve got a lot to write.
A lot I can’t bear all alone, a lot I want to give a voice.
For few days I’ve held myself back. Trying to define this sudden change in me, trying to explain this beautiful feeling that has powered my attraction toward you. Even as I asked myself if this is true, I just want to be sure if it’s you that rule my heart so strong without a clue. I know on this land we live by the rules, Mukina, allow me break them and bear the bruise. Let me derail threads for you, let me jibe anyone against you, let me be a troll, let me express this feeling over the sections, let me love you!

I know my record of wooing ladies on here is frightening, I only needed a reason to stop; a single reason not to play with hearts anymore – a reason that makes me responsible for something of value, and in you, I’ve found it! On you I drop my wooing pen, all the ink on this sincere expression – my very last that mean a lot.

Turning the dots into lines, I saw simplicity in your posts, the desire to be you without forcing it. Even when you spell those words your own way, to me it’s like a better way to write.
I’ve waited for this moment to be with someone special, not because you mother this land, but the sincerity in your content and the managerial prowess of a possible home with you.This is my imagination forming the right picture of us beyond a fling and it can only be possible if you give me the chance.

Allow me, Mukina, Allow me!
Allow the craving of my heart; I’m helplessly in love with you. This is beyond words; it’s a connection of purpose.
Allow this innocence in my feelings, allow the expression of this true emotions, allow us bear our imperfections, together we are stronger – stronger than the hardest of mountains.

Let’s grow old loving each other, let’s kiss as our grandchildren stares.
Let’s make relationship so easy, sweet & beautiful. Let’s define love in a new way.
With love as our bond, our imperfection isn’t limitation, our prospects and aspirations would be achieved with ease as we rely on each other’s strength. Our dream of a healthy home would be fulfilled, all at the mercy of accepting DX.

Let me be your best friend; a better friend you can trust, and a shoulder to lean on. Let’s laugh at our life mistakes even as we get better with refined principles. Life is only beautiful with love & sharing it with you is a dream come true.

Let’s do the dishes, let’s do the cooking, let’s do the shopping, there is love in sharing!
I write this with no empty promises even as I admit my imperfections.
Please be strong in my weakness and every hurdle we shall jump together.

I lay my ego on your laps; common sense is lost when bed rumbles.
Ain’t looking for a lady who can do 101 positions, but one who can make the experience worth coming home early.
And yes, I’ve got 6pack, well rested in between my legs; I could inscribe your name on it just to assure you that it’s strictly yours.
When we roll down the bed and the rumble continues, when we make love and it seems we own the world, ask me baby, ask me! Ask me anything, ask me to swim the ocean from shore to shore, ask me to leave Nairaland for a day, ask me to slap Seun for your sake and in a haste, I will obey!

All I desire is chance to define love in a new way.
Create in your heart that special space and let’s print our invite on a golden plate. It's DX, baby what do you say?

lol, Uncle D, no be conference hall you dey nah...its more like a speech on wooing but its cool though