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Well u can say I'm nicer on NL than real life. Real life I can be very mean, and I say wat I like regardless of how the person feels. I'm picky when it comes to friends, I guess its due to the bad experiences I've had in the past. I don't take rubbish from nebody in the real world, but on NL I'm a very nice person. But over all I see myself as a happy and cool person on and offline

Clinton594: Aaaaaahhhhh this girl's been corrupt ever since 1908
Where did you later put your tongue

I love ur hair

Wen I was 14. Its the worst thing that ever. I didn't even know where to put my tongue lol

Talk talk talk..girls will be girls

But ya'll would love to wife up minaj

Because those kind of things are part of your private life.

Well I think u should try and put urself in this guys shoes. Well I know its not by force to like him, but the guy obviously has feelings for u, so u should try to respect that. Liking his friend is like a stab in the back! And the worst thing about it, is that u told him to tell his friend that u like him. I know u don't feel the same way about him, but just try and put urself in his shoes . It would make him feel bad na..like as if he is not good enough for u or something. Me oo I tink u shud just go nd meet d friend one on one and discuss ur feelings for him, instead of using dis poor boy as a messenger lool. But eventually sha, I tink dis guy will get over it neways.

OohMpa: [color=#808000]11. Home

As simple as it sounds especially if you wanna get laid that day. There's a 96.99% of this working. Trust ooh Mpa, it works

First, decide on which food to cook. Ensure it's a light dinner so you'll be able to carry her to the bed. Foolish bwois will make akpu for her, how you wanna get laid that night? Don't also serve beans if you don't want her to curse you that night

Second, make sure you guys cook it together. Rice with a nice sauce is okay, even peppersoup. Also, when cooking play pop songs like those from Justin Bieber and Timberlake. Ooh Mpa doesn't understand why chicks love them
Please do not play sample ekwe or danfo driver. Kiss you won't see

Now when eating, change the songs to blues from Michael Bolton, Richie et al. Please for God's sake, no lil Wayne or 2 chainz except if it's Idowuogbo

Don't finish your meal, change the song to afro pop like dem Davido, p square, etc. It's been proven that 98% of them get up and dance. If you're on a date with Marieolae, then don Moen is appropriate

No touch am anyhow, be a gentleman. Teach her some dance steps or let her school you. The latter always works, trust ooh Mpa

Now find a slow pace song and start all your touching, it's guaranteed she'll touch you pass. Don't be shy, touch touch touch Please those foolish bwois out there, this isn't the time to teach her shoki

Now kiss her, if it's with someone like Xsenga, seek consent before you find yourself flying like superman and landing at the hospital...


Do these and you're guaranteed safe sexx. Very accurate like girls on whatsapp asking for airtime after one week....
#Sai [/color]

were u high wen u were writing this lool?

mikeson12: Whats the difference between you and my village masqurade with all this your stupid painting?

nothing, we look exactly the same

naijaboiy: hey

hello.

Sad

This thread saddens me

Isit now bad for a girl to have a little bit of self confidence? What is the meaning of dis thread sef

Dolcilicious: WTF!
Gbagaun detector whr are u?
This guy don bury english o,chai!

hmmmm! Na wa ohh. @ op please dis woman is nt worth ur time. Run!!!

Your lying

Sezua: disenabled?..or disabled?

we got the message nehow..if u didn't then fall off a tree!

Wow I wonder why u made dis thread! Thank God that u changed!

naijaboiy: Better be happy....
You're the only girl I can carry anything for...

so I'm no more in existence ?

Kachisbarbie: My dear, I'm looking @ your pic and I am not seeing any meaningful makeup. The only thing I can see is a lippy. Leave all this people say, makeup free pic, if we wanna get a very beautiful MU free pic, we know how to go about it. Why exactly would I be parading a MU free pic to prove I'm naturally beautiful abeg'

kachi lol reading these comments just made me laugh so much actually. Some people are soo mean! Haba! That's why I felt the need to say that actually. Its all good sha

SMALLPENIS: nah, its just that I borrowed the money from AndyBlaze,and if I dont pay up by next week, its #S.h.it&Lacasera things

wow I'm very disappointed in you!

SMALLPENIS: after eating my #9,500 shawarma

so I'm worth 9K..nah it can't work like that lolz

Nice thread tho. *applause*

nikkypearl: @op..I don't get it!why "Romanciella"?

my dear I was wondering the same thing !!

Olusanya333: Sorry No like for you,try again next year

who is begging for ur like before. Ah begi!

abdulwastecx: wow..... she is beautiful

thnks luv

XketchDesigns: A mistake happens just once, but when something becomes a habit, sister it's obvious that it's part of you. Besides, this shouldn't be an issue for someone who had her education in England.

Ps. Just stating the obvious.

ok its a habit now? I see. People are so naïve here!