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Pure rubbish

Barayeks: hi marieolae, have u had an experience with one before?

my dear, I have not, and I dnt ever wish to

Dawezz: Talk your own joor.....nor dey quote prisca jooor

I've never been catfished..but I have a lot of frenz tht have been. So that's why I just run away from online dating to save myself from being disappointed. Cos a lot of guys these day are catfishes too. Some of them have to use 10 different filters on a picture before they can upload it.

lusciouslex: Her name is: Jessica Akpan. God have mercy! Her pictures were so AWESOME that when I woke up every morning, I worship it. Never knew she was barely 4ft tall, with very tiny orange sized tits, malnourished strands of natural hairs, pot belly, 2 left legs, coarse face and a scaly body. I was so disappointed when we met and I told her point blank. Spent less than 5mins with her and hurriedly left before someone who knows me for my standards when it comes to women sees me with her. Stopped by at my bank to deposit the money I withdrew via atm to spend on her. WOE UNTO JESSICA AKPAN WHEREVER SHE might be. Guys, please flee from blind dating and some SOCIAL NETWORK girls because there are so many pretty, voluptuous, salacious and lecherous brunettes and ebony bombshells around you. Grab your balls like there are still intact...approach any girl you would love to get down with anytime, anywhere... If she says 'NO', take a walk because the probability of ever meeting her again is 1 over 1000.

lmaoo very funny story. So sorry abt dat

Lovexme: There's a show/program on MTV (not BASE) called "catfish". It definitely isn't a new word.

mayb its her first time of hearing it

priscaoge: Yea he was n he liked her until She came. What made Ken lost interest in her was that She fakes alot. She lied about her academic status,her age and her background. She really liked Ken alot too and was ready to date him according to her tho.

woow mehn this is just a sad story I dnt think he will do online dating again will he?

MrCork: ^^^^^she clearly dark skin...they usually hav shot fuse

ok

priscaoge: LOl . Seriously U are right. It seems She noticed that Ken was disappointed that's y She never visited again. Her complexion wasn't Same as d one we saw in her pics. I was even thinking she's bleaching,am a bit fairer than her but in her pics, She was So fair that u will think She escaped been an abino.

lmaooo so funny, was ken really sad? Did he really like her

MrCork: ...ok..u not dark skin but yet u told an innocent guy to fok of for no reason...and then u claim u from Ghana coz i deserve yor greetings.....this is y females like u will not find man on nairaland. U r confused (no offense)

ok goodbye

priscaoge: People don't really understand that this world is a small place. One girl that my cousin met on facebook was an example. Seriously I was like..."Wow Ken are u sure she's the one?". She came to visit us and after her visit,she noticed that Ken was disappointed n she didn't visit again.

some girls should just save themselves the embarrassment of hooking up with guys that they know they have deceived by their photoshop infected pictures. Haba. Its getting out of hand!

MrCork: ^^^thee u go again... dark skin female r naturally aggressive...no good morning Mr cork,hello Mr cork or hiya Mr cork....the first tin that came outta her wide Ghana mouth on a beautiful day like this is: bounce niiga ... Black women . .we giv up!!

1. I'm nt darkskinned. 2. Darkskinned females r not agressive. 3. You have nothing good to say, you can fucck out 4. I'm not ghanian. 5. You don't deserve my greetings.

vizkiz: @op...she wants you

hahahahaahahaa funny guy

Kachisbarbie: Yea. I have this Fb friend - a girl....her pics are always clean and all that, hitting awesome likes.
Then one say I saw her in the market, if not that I have spiritual eyes, I wouldn't have recognised her...
The difference was too much, she wasn't even looking tidy, she wore this fairly transparent skirt and her undies could be seen faintly from it.
Later in the evening, she sent me a FB message 'wow u look bigger nd more beautiful in reality', I just replied 'you too'.

What more could I say?

lmaooo the power of filters and photoshop. There's nothing wrong with filter or nefin...but when you OVER do it, and u end up looking like anoda person..then I think its a problem. Some people can spend up to 5 hours just editing a picture

MrCork: . .which fish?...r u light skin?

bounce nigga

Dawezz: Hope you ain't one of em @marieolae(f)

as u can see my profilepic is nt edited..

I think u should try online dating..maybe that could help

datguyojay: MEHN THIS HOES AINT LOYAL WID NEFIN. WID RELATIONSHIPS...NOW WID DERE PICTURES. FUK DESE BI*TCHES

take it easy my brother lol

Dawezz: Omo i be won run oooo...wey i see her oversize jean and all this aba made tops....con look like those girls wey dey sell pepper for market....chai a whole me....i don suffer ooooooo.

nawa for some girls sha

Dawezz: hmmmm nor be small thing ma dear....i nor fit cry..

lol

Dawezz: Ahahahahahahaha Nor be small ooooo....God catch me too one day like that....there is this girl on my Facebook, she just started sending me messages....you know showing me gree light....at last we decided to see and she promised to come see me, it was on sunday she promised to come, i didnt even go to church because of her....ma mind was just calculating how i'll Bleep her....omo when this babe come, call me say see where she dey...i con call ham...i nor even know say the person wey dey opposite me na the girl...because she too wooo-wooooo....slim con get yeye legs...wear oversize jean...chai...shame catch me....ma street wey say guys know the kinda babe i dey pull....when dey great me i dey shun them oooo....imagin we even enter house self...the babe get body odour con dey sweat like christmas goat...

well since ma mind don dey there now....i dont have any option than to Bleep her like that, she con even dey form....omo i just remove her cloth sharp sharp, wetin dey do you....you nor go focuse....person like me won manage you self..you nor happy...na so she calm down oooo...i close eyes Bleep her...gave her transport to move immediately...

That thing make me nor day do online or social network runs again.

lool I can't laugh to much I will just die lmaooo

Lol let's keep it going

FlowerPower please comment, instead Of veiwing this topic for 10 hours

Yh I agree ^ once a day is on point

jnrbayano: If I you ask me to make a choice from the pictures both real and catfished you posted I would answer "no thanks"

The "catfish" here is synonymous to "Moju Powder"

lmao

ebonyeyez: I agree with you, as a matter of fact. My Facebook friends in our group came together
to help expose this catfish bitch who lied about everything. She lied about photos, post, copied and pasted everything. We exposed her and made a video about catfish awareness and shared the video within our group circle. The catfish found out about it and deleted the account. We used master persuasiveness, and prescreening other friends of the catfish that were friends with us but not in our group. We found over 30 catfish men and women, well.... mostly women. Long story short the leader of our group deleted over 500 people who didn't believe him after hardcore evidence as well as video. Smh its sad but true.

wow this is really sad. This catfishiness just needs to stop. I mean what do people gain? Using somebody elses picture is jus so silly to me. Really we should learn to love who we are..nd accept our flaws

Emmy9ite: Yea.... She wasn't what I saw online. Lol at the pictures posted above

so how was she like

numericalguy: Hmmm...
You'll soon be back with tales of how he dumped you for another girl.

ok

hannesy: Heeehhe new word added to my diary *jote dwn CATFISHED*

yup yup its a new slang in town

djeezy: Lol. Just experienced one. The boobs. She told me she used push up bra or something, different from what I saw on her pics. A friend of mine got catfished recently.....The supposedly big buttt chick used butt pad....

lool that's funny