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Unibenstudent: I laugh in tongues, are u forgetting u are a girl

frankben: You prolly didn't give her money for transport..... That's y she's angry at you



you guys talking sex, must everything be sex?

Stephenem: I have seen marriages in which wives wash their husbands' clothes regularly. This makes me wonder if that's right. In my humble opinion, I feel that it's unfair when the wife is the one who washes for her husband. A wife is not a servant, but an equal partner. Anyway, I may be wrong. So let's hear from you, is it right for a husband to give his wife his clothes to wash? Bless you?

Ryabcool: you minding that liar? All he's been doing here is just to garner traffic. None of it is true. He should go and start writing for all these romance magazines.

Ryabcool: you minding that liar? All he's been doing here is just to garner traffic. None of it is true. He should go and start writing for all these romance magazines.

gabazin080: d last time i checked your profile, i saw some1 dress and look like an ashewo on your dp. is that u so we ccan copulate because i luv ashewo so much.
NO TIME FOR LOVE

Ama80: I hav been suspectin my hubby and ds particular woman are havin intimate rlshp but cudnt prove it.but today,my hubby complaind abt hs fone and i tuk it and went 2 galery,gues wat i saw,d complete pussie of dat bitch wide apart,her complete nude pix head 2 toe.as i writin ds im stl shakin..10 complete nude pix of sombody's wife savd in my fone.wat do i do

rexkexmilan: Hehehe....
what's funny?

rexkexmilan: let's chat.... privately.... on whatsapp.... ASAP... thanks.

AndyBlazeSpirit: I am a christian, and believe sex belongs to
marriage. I have a beautiful girlfriend that I love.
We're both 16. She's much more liberal than me,
and about a week ago she wanted us to sleep
together. She even got on the pill for me. Now, I told
her I didn't want to take her virginity, which made
her really upset, and we had a big argument. We
ended up doing just oral with each other. She told
me that since I didn't want to sleep with her, she'd
do it with someone else just to get it over with. This
got me very upset, but I thought it was just
something she was saying.


Right after we were at a party for her family in
another town, where she got really drunk (I don't
drink at all) Her cousin offered to give us a ride
home. In the car, she kept telling him about how I
didn't want to have sex with her because of my
beliefs, and that she'd just have to get it over with.
He asked her if she wanted to do it with him, and
she said why not. Now the guy is much older than
us, and married, so I thought he was joking. He
stopped the car in a desolate parking lot and told
me that he'd sleep with her to help us get started,
and that it had to be a secret. My girlfriend told me
it would be just sex to get it over with, and that we'd
still be together.


At the time I was too shocked and
hurt to even come with many protests. So basically
he lowered the front seat for her, and undressed her
lower regions. He then took out his peen, and tried
to get inside her. He kept pushing for like 5 minutes.
It really hurt her, and she was crying. Finally her
hymen broke and he was inside her. She was just
lying there while her cousin slowly moved around in
her honeypot. He kept soothing her and doing slow
strokes. I felt like my hear was gonna burst. I never
thought it would come to this. After some thrusts in
her he came and pulled out. She was bleeding all
over the front seat, and he put a shirt under her
bottom. He thanked her for the sex, and said it had
been really good and that she was very tight etc. It
had only hurt for her, but he wanted to do it again
and told her it would feel better. After waiting a few
minutes, he got on top of her again. He moved back
and fourth in her for like half an hour this time, and
all I could hear was her moaning and his grunts of
pleasure. The whole inside of the car smelled like
sex, and rocked back and fourth as I sat there
stunned. She was resting her legs on his shoulders,
and even making out with him from time to time,
He finished with thrusting in her really hard as he
came. Afterwards when she got out to pee, he kept
bragging of how tight she had been and how I had
missed out. He told me he had opened her up for
me, and apologized for "making her cunny a little
fishy" When she came back she protested that most
of it had come out as she peed. He then drove me to
my house, and I guess let off my girlfriend soon
after. She told me nothing more happened, but that
she was really sore and that her honeypot had
gotten badly bruised.
All I can think of is what happened that night. I'm so
jealous I'm about to die, and really wish I was the
one to get her virginity. She keeps telling me it was
just sex since

I didn't want to do it with her, and that she loves
me. She still want us to sleep together, but all I can
think of is him on top of her. That guy must be
making fun of me now. I mean he really enjoyed it,
and got to pop her cherry while I was watching. He
got to shoot his semen inside her since she was on
the pill. It couldn't have been more humiliating. I
can never get what he had, although I love my
girlfriend. How could he do this to me and his own
wife? I just wish it never had happened. My
complexes are so big right now. What should I do??
How do I get over this? I feel like such an idiot for
not using my chances. Sad I don't want ruin the
marriage by telling. My girlfriend claims I can sleep
with her now since she's no longer a virgin, and that
she did it for me. I don't know who I'm most angry
at, her or that guy.



#BITG

Lanre90: ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A LOVER n FAMILY:
1, U can sleep well.
2, U can save time and money.
3, No worries about how you look.
4, No miss calls in the midnight.
5,No need to recharge more than twice a
day. 6, U can talk to all boys/girls.
7, U can eat well
8, No scoldings from parents/ guardians.
9, Can eat in any restaurant.
10, U can visit any body. 11, can pick any
call, any time without being questioned.
12, Don’t worry about missed calls.
13, U will live a long life.
NOTE- Love is a beautiful thing, fall in love
with those who take you as a priority not to
Those that take you as an option. Anybody that doesn’t
give you LOVE,CARE
and ATTENTION is not worth to be
with.
true or false¿
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gabazin080: this your comment didnt prove to me that u are mature either

krall: don't tell me you want pictures . The girl knows herself!

krall: It was just this afternoon and I was at my bank. I had urgent issues to handle with the CC so I skipped the queue and with some influence, I was sitting at the desk being attended to despite the grumbling I could hear from behind. I turned back smiling to get a good look at their angry faces when my eyes met with that of a young lady and then she froze, staring at me mouth open. I said to myself, "do I know her somewhere?". I continued my business while listening discreetly on her conversation with her friend to get a clue.

Friend: do you know that guy?
Girl: not really oh? He looks like a guy I know on nairaland.
Friend: are you serious?!? What's his name? I didn't know people like this could be on NL
Girl: one krall like that. I can't believe this is really him.
Friend: go and introduce yourself later
Girl: for what so that he will tell his rubbish stories about me this evening?? The guy is a stupid liar. Infact let me wicked him small.

That was when I got angry I felt so heartbroken at the hatred she felt for me.
When I was about leaving, she stood up and forced herself on me. I don't know how it happened but what people saw was my hand on her bosom as I tried to stabilize myself, then she raised alarm in the crowded bank hall. I started hearing murmurs around when one squeezed faced guy said," o girl I see wetin you do this man oo, you dey craze?" That was when people started attacking her and then she appologized. Nairaland girls are very wicked unfortunately I didn't have the chance to know her moniker.
The tables were turned around and she ended up leaving with disgrace while I ended up leaving with an apology and a feel of..... (You know the rest)

osystein: I just liked your pic, very hot indeed.

AndyBlazeSpirit:
U hated him but I hope you don't hate his spirit (me)




#BITG

AndyBlazeSpirit:
The way guys pose these days when toasting a bebe baffles me atimes.
Do guys need to pose when toasting a bebe?
What is the best posture guys should keep when
toasting bebe?


U can add crazy pictures to butress your opinion..



#BITG

gabazin080: just yesterday my gf opened up for me that her 2nd name is dEBOLA. i was afraid and suprised as u guys know ebola is real. i dnt kw if to cotinue or not.


i need advise pls

MrsBreezy: Well the society also said "the darker the berry the sweeter the juice" the society is contradicting itself and y'all should just stop listening to it's bipolar bs.

marieolae: Mr man, you do not love grace, you are lusting over her. You love your wife. You married her. You were not sleeping when you married her were you? This grace is still in school, she is still young, so chances are that she will still find another guy who will love her. As for you, you gotta get back with your family. Remember the vows you made on your wedding day. Be loyal to yourself.

MrsBreezy: But why would you wanna be lightskinned tho

RoyalPearl: why are you making so many useless topics.

You are such an e-war instigator

all4naija: Oh, yeah! Do you wanna go? Like been acting stubborn and tough! I have seen your types before and they are pieces of cake. If you want to talk about swag without any blemish you should probably be begging me to show you how to do that not this local flaunting. Jeez!

Look young lady, I am not moving to any other thread. That is the clear truth of the matter. I think you are trying to mess with my patience and trying to take advantage of me for being brotherly to you.

wayne4loan: are u a male or female?

all4naija: I am now insensitive for trying to help you as a younger sister and rude for telling you the truth. What more do you expect of me? Please, I don't believe in sentiments.

all4naija: Okay. No, it is not! I am reacting to other people's view thinking you would defend yourself.You are one hell of a stubborn rat though!