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ElFenomeno1: Ok.

So if you dont then he has hope.

dryakson: am sorry how old are you?

ElFenomeno1: Do you have all of the issues he listed?!

tashanja: A lot:

1) K-leg
2) All the odours, punny, body & mouth.
3) Orobosity
4) Hairyness, as in mustache, beards & side burns
5) Fallen bobbi
6) Stretch marks
7) Attitude
Bleaching
9) Bad Weaves/Wigs/Extensions
10)Implants

Just to name a few

MzOma: Dear lovely people of NL, am in dire need of good words of advice...
I have been going out with a guy for almost a year. Infact we wd officially be a year old by the 23rd of next month(sept), he schools in d eastern part of the country, buh hez based in lag while am also based in lag, the issue now is the long distance thingy, we barely get to see at all,the last time we got to see was last year november, though we communicate very well on phone, buh am starting to entertain some fears abt this relationship.... Am thinking of calling it quits on our first anniversary next month, or is there a way we could deal with the distance ish?
Really need matured advice.....
Thanks, lovely nairalanders.

finniblinks: Some of these traits don't always go together, as
there are different forms of weakness:
1) He tries hard to please everyone, seems to think
he is responsible for the happiness of friends and
family, and panics at times when he can't achieve
this. 2) He avoids conflicts at all costs. Debating of any
sort, even friendly debate, makes him extremely
uncomfortable. Instead of engaging in any kind of
argument he will simply agree to disagree or not
even state his opinion.
3) He has a history of involvement with bitchy women who use or mistreat him and is usually the
dumpee.
4) He also has a history of falling in love many
times. He doesn't seem to be especially picky about
what he likes in a woman.
5) You are in a LTR with him and he has never or very rarely complained about anything you've ever
done.
6) His response to you pulling back a bit is to get
extremely clingy.
7) He's not there for you when a major life crisis or
responsibility comes up. He has a history of stringing girls along
9) He never gets angry
10) He is always cutting himself down

bilms: •5 Reasons why u should marry a slim girl.
- Slim girls ar smart
-Slim girls always look young
-Slim girls ar romantic
-Slim girls ar fashionable
nd stylish
-Slim girls ar neat

3cycle: I dont know how to hug/kiss him when he returns from work

I prefer sending a text to say i love you rather than saying it to his hearing

He said i dont chat dirty nor talk dirty with him ( i dnt know how to sex chat)

No PDA's! too shy for that too

But i love him ALOT. How do i make him understand that

dryakson: If you say 'looking healthy', she hears
'fat'. Not happening. Here are avoidable
compliment errors guys tend to make
Can anyone go wrong when complimenting
a woman? No, right? But relationship
counsellors warn, more often than not,
women don't hear what you intend to tell
them, or hope to convey. They become
both, sensitive and speculative. Here are
common compliments that tend to
backfire.
(1)Looking young
Most women spend their entire teenage
lives putting on makeup and buying
clothes that made them look older. But
when they finally hit their 20s, they like
to dress young and so, want to hear just
that. But when you actually tell your 20-
something-girlfriend, 'looking young', she
thinks you are referring to her small
bust size. No woman wants to hear that
her bosom reminds you of the size
befitting a 14-year-old. Be careful with
the words there.
(2)You look pretty when you smile
What does that mean, she wonders. Does
this mean she isn't otherwise? Besides,
who walks around with a permanent grin
24/7. Being told to smile on command is
like being told to do a dance in front of
an audience. Women are not puppets.
Instead, their face will light up when you
actually make them laugh. So wor2 harder
on your witty quotient.
(3)I love your personality
This sounds like a wonderful compliment
to give. And your partner may probably
smile politely and thank you for your
words. But dating experts point out that
even if your woman has a dynamic
personality, or is a total geek, she may
still want to hear how gorgeous she is
and how you love her lustrous mane. So,
go ahead and tell her how her pretty face
compliments her amazing personality.
(4)You are different
Women hate to hear, 'You are not like the
other girls I have dated'. They have
spent most of their teenage years hoping
to stand out for the guy they have had a
crush on, hoping that they have that
'something special' that makes him
choose her over the rest. So while they
may initially blush, they will be quick to
realise the subtext: we are with a guy
who thinks all girls are rubbish, even if
we're apparently the exception. Not cool.
(5)You naive little one
No woman wants to hear that you think
of her as naive or innocent. Not only does
this mean you think of her as your little
sister (gulp), but the subtext is also that
she hasn't done anything that would
qualify as experience (read between the
lines). To prove you wrong, she might
spend the next few meetings bringing up
every edgy encounter she may had just
to prove you wrong.
(6)You know how to have a good
time
Even if it seems like an innocuous
comment to pass, and makes her sound
more fun and less boring, she thinks you
think that she's the one who'll be up for
endless nights of partying, watching
porn, and kinky sex, and sometimes,
'easy'. No woman wants to hear she
comes off as easy to get into bed. So,
sorry guys. Think of something better.
(7)You're too smart for a girl
Woah! That's being too chauvinistic.
Women in scientific and legal fields tend
to hear this sort of sexist comment too
often. It is the kind of stuff that a
woman with a mind should dump you for.
(Looking healthy
Of all the things, women are sensitive
about their weight. Even if your intention
is sincere and you mean well, what she
will hear is, 'you'd look better if you shed
a few kilos'. Avoid telling her she looks
healthy. Remember her ears hear, 'fat'.

lillaowow: I got a new follower. Guess I should be happy.

lillaowow: I got a new follower. Guess I should be happy.

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lillaowow: I got a new follower. Guess I should be happy.

lillaowow: ma'am..

Omalicha: What Would You Do If Your Ex Who Is Married Still Wants You

Someone betrays your trust and gets married just because he says he is in a hurry to get married. Then, few mths into the marriage, he begins to regret his desicion. Then he calls you one mornin and the only thing he says is "living without you has been hell".

- Dating A Married Man -

Omalicha: What Would You Do If Your Ex Who Is Married Still Wants You

Someone betrays your trust and gets married just because he says he is in a hurry to get married. Then, few mths into the marriage, he begins to regret his desicion. Then he calls you one mornin and the only thing he says is "living without you has been hell".

- Dating A Married Man -

jimjames: 1. KISS HER NECK TO TURN HER ON.
2. KISS HER HEAR TO TICKLE HER.
3. CARESS HER NIPPLES TO GET HER BEGGING.
4. SUCK ON HER BREAST TO GET HER WET.
5. FINGER HER TO DRIVE HER CRAZY.
6. SUDDENLY STOP TO MAKE HER CRY.
7. SUCK HER PUSSY AND SHE WOULD BE YOURS FOR EVER.
8. Bleep HER MISSIONARY AND MAKE HER MOAN.
9. Bleep HER DOGGY AND SHE WOULD BEG FOR MERCY.
10. POUND HER LEGS RAISED AND FOLDED TOGETHER AND SHE WOULD SHOUT YOUR NAME TO THE HEAVENS.

HAPPY FUCKING SEASON GUYS>>>>>>>>>> BUT ALWAYS USE CONDOM>>>>>>>>PLS ADD MORE TO RAISE THE FUN.

SirShymex: But you look like the loud type, no?

Majority rule here, sis.

SirShymex: Honestly, I'm not trying to diss anyone, and this isn't a blanket statement. However, it seems all the naij chics I always meet are somewhat loud. And it's like they have all got a microphone or speakers attached to their mouths, while smiling with all their teeth out like bugs bunny.

I'm a reserved guy, and I don't really talk that much. And I'm somewhat attention-shy, hence I like doing everything privately. However, every time I bring naij chics to my house - when they're not talking loud outside, disturbing the neighbours - they're screaming inside the house. It's just a tad bit annoying, to be honest. These chics just don't know how to act.

Any reason for this madness/anomaly?

valkaka: Whether you impress a lady or not...if she dosnt like you...she will never do..it dosnt matter if you break d banks for her.so why nt be ur real self and attract ladies instead of impressing them.

jammyunn: she's such a beauty. Having a crush on Rahmas already.

Therock5555: A friend of mine shared me with his supposed classmate, claiming she was the most beautiful girl in his class, well I had stopped doing Secondary school girls but the fact that he told me the babe was a free giver(shey una understand) I quickly agreed and collected her 2go username.

Her pictures made sense on her profile photo so I no waste time to yarn her the koko, after doing small yanga, she gave me her number. Her voice was the best I heard in ages, mehn that babe voice was sweet, she been dey flex queens english for me. I quickly arranged that we met in a primary school in her area.

That day I do better baff-up come place cd for pocket, I don book room join, well I waited about an hour before she pleaded with me to change venue near her house. I gladly did and went to the new venue. After about five mins she called and said she was behind me.

I turned around tire but na only one small girl wey I sight, I kept looking around.

"U saw me and you turn again" she said. Naso I turn look d small girl again, I nearly cry. I just bone face go near her. She was not only small but far from what I saw on the pic, I later learnt that it was her elder sis photo she placed there.

The babe black and ugly with big pimple for her face, I no fit do anything so I turned to jehova witness and began preaching for her. She grew bored and told me that she had work to do at home. I happily dismissed her and deleted her number, Username name and everything about her from my life.

I go give my friend serious warning that day. The babe tried calling back but wetin I tell her for phone eh, she regret her life.

Anyway she don born two children now, d guy wey give her belly try wella

chiebuka55: A Covenant University student just tweeted this picture of their school's phone outlaw undertaking form that all students are required to sign as they prepare for the next semester.

Now see their laptop agreement here...http://www..com/2014/08/check-out-covenant-university-mobile.html