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Sports / Re: Emmanuel Emenike Buys G Wagon [PICS] by mariosam(m): 6:03pm On Aug 31, 2016 |
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Education / Re: Madonna University Finalists In Primary School Outfits by mariosam(m): 12:07pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Akpugo campus...hw far with "O''. ''O"... |
Religion / Re: Stories Behind Great Hymns by mariosam(m): 10:02am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Thank you...... It is well with my soul and abide with me....made my day.. |
Religion / Re: Stories Behind Great Hymns by mariosam(m): 10:01am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Thank you...... It is well with my soul and your first hymn made my day.. |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 9:16pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
tabithababy and lvlink....i really will love to meet you gals....e dey somehow,say we stay two weeks for nasawara(i.e. Bornu) camp and we didn't get to meet each other.....you can drop you ''your tag number'' here and I will track you tomorrow morning during parade... |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 9:15pm On Jun 23, 2016 |
tabithababy and lvlink....i really will love to meet you gals....e dey somehow,say we stay two weeks for nasawara(i.e. Bornu) camp and we didn't get to meet each other.....you can drop you ''your tag number'' and I will track you tomorrow during parade... |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 7:24pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
tabithababy: Mehnnn.......i missed the chicken but I was appeased with enough rice,such that I couldn't finish it......drop your tag no let me track you....am in platoon 7 and u? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 12:34pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Who is going with me to borno? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 12:15pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Nasawara platoon 7 |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 5:57pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
tabithababy: Please did they search you at the gate? Am also coming to keffi with my nuclear bomb and its allergic to searching... |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 12:32pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
I don print |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 9:26am On Jun 05, 2016 |
Make I see people like me why dey "church-phobic". |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 11:45pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Please laugh with me, no be us kill jesus. 1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father. 2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him. 3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus. 4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella. 5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool. 6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK! 7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. 8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your joystick or vagina on your wedding day. 9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY. 10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from? 11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'. 12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend. 13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy. 14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face. 15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty. 16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex. 17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade. 18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror. 19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed. 20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed. 21. Being dumped by a dark- skinned girl is the worst thing ever;because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional. 22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most. 23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious. 24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill. 25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached Unclad Eve instead of Unclad Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage. 26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform. 27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line. 28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!" 29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow. 30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.” 31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real. 32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. 33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner. 34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors. 35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists. 36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end. 37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate. 38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President. Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders? 39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell? Robert: Where are they going? 40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick. (Quote) (Report) (Like) (Share) mugabe mugabe 6 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Suggesting First Degree/hnd Cert With NYSC as For Electable Offices In Nigeria by mariosam(m): 6:38pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Nice opinion... We don't need just graduates for elective positions.......we need good leaders and Good lawyer tend to make good leaders.lets take a good look on some of them 1)fashola:-former governor of lagos 2)sulivan chime :-former governor of Enugu state 3)Donald duke:-former governor of cross river And many more Check out,you hardly see them immersed in several corruption cases after their tenures. Unlike medical doctors,who think the positions are like public hospitals where they useless funds.examples include 1)chimaroke nnamani:-former governor of enugu 2)saraki:-former governor of kwara state My two cents |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 6:10pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Fraiser: Thou shall not covet your neighbor's bae... |
Politics / Re: NSCDC Discover Bomb Making Factories In Borno by mariosam(m): 8:43am On May 30, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Simi Pictured With Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi In His Palace by mariosam(m): 8:45pm On May 29, 2016 |
Iamsynord: Lol .. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: Special Moments Of Champions League Finals Yesterday Night In Photos by mariosam(m): 10:49am On May 29, 2016 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016/2017 Chevening Scholarship Applicants. by mariosam(m): 9:01pm On May 26, 2016 |
faraday62: Bro congrats... I will be make my application with the next batch... And I will be glad if you can guide us with some interview tips I will also be glad if you help me with your leadership,networking and career plan responses I forgot to ask,the school and course you chose? You can so help us with things that will come handy during the application 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 7:59pm On May 26, 2016 |
Lvlink: Abeg ooooo...........easy oooooo..........e never reach lyk dat. Myself dey beg on his behalf.. |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 11:54am On May 26, 2016 |
Queen Elizabeth,Obama & Buhari went to Hell fire.Queen Elizabeth asked the devil 2 allow her make some calls 2 England 2 inquire about the Country's welfare, so she spent five minutes.Satan billed her 5million dollars. Obama also made a call to U.S.A and spent 8 minutes.the bill was 8million dollars. Then Buhari called Nigeria and spent 2 hours.how much is my bill?he asked Satan,One dollar,Satan replied. Surprised!! Buhari said but I stayed longer than them all,"Satan smiled and said" calling hell from hell is not expensive,it is a local call 3 Likes |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 4:39pm On May 25, 2016 |
Una well don ooooo.. ... I would have preferred another warning protest on Friday oooo..... But I will leave that one to be decided by the house..... But one thing is sure,come Monday morning,i will coming down from sokoto to be in lagos,for the next round of protest.... I might come to kaduna on friday,to join them for their protest.....once I have made necessary arrangements........ . Let's not relent as you can see,almost everybody we meet understood our plight and was supportive The protest for next week Monday must be witness by CNN and BBC.....cos that's the only way we can get the WHOLE WORLD to hear our voices Afterall,this generation is not as dumb as they all think.............. 2 Likes |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 10:21am On May 25, 2016 |
Some people do lack understanding,we all agreed on white clothing,yet I see some ignorant ones on other colored clothings,give me a reason why you wouldn't be treat like a tout in cases of unforeseen contingencies. We chose the white clothing 1)to appear homogeneous in our demands(your appearance goes a long way in determining if your demands will be meet) 2)to make a satire protest(since this is what they demand from us to where in camp) 3)to be distinct,(in case they pay touts around to hijack our protest) They say common sense is not common,and some of our acclaimed graduates has prove it. if you know you are among those that came to show us you have more beautiful clothing that the white clothing we ask for,take a step back and look yourself at the mirror. |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 9:08pm On May 24, 2016 |
Please forgive my errors,but I think being well preped,will go a long way to determine,the suss cess of this protest,and ignoring the actions of the police will go a long way to ensure that they don't see a reason to misbehave,if you have video camera,come with them cause the will come handy,cos the police and other security forces cannot misbehave if they see they are on tap. Never employ force no matter the situation, pls... mariosam: 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 9:00pm On May 24, 2016 |
The difference between an educated man and an uneducated man,is that,the latter lacks the formal approach to solving life problems. We are no touts,and we should not give them the reason to treat us like one we should have one voice, Each group should agree on who should lead them. Each group should agree on who should be their spokesman. And while granting an interview,each group should choose,atleast a team of three candidates to face the tasking/ daunting question of the media. . Finally,i must say this,uniformity is the key... If we agree on white clothing,let everything about us be white. No unnecessary chanting of war songs,only touts are known for that.. Let it be a peaceful protest,where you get to show the people you meet and the media the call up letter the federal government gave to you through NYSC,indicating the date written on those letters..l Let's give the media something to talk about for atleast one week,the media is the only way we can move the might hands of the government,lets make use of this avenue Let's not forget the police will try to frustrate your plan,by looking for reasons to halt your campaign,but remember you fundamental human right to move around freely and don't abuse it by constituting nusiance It's a peaceful protest where you get to meet your fellow PCMs,nairalanders and old friends,lets just take this quiet work in front of the media, and let them blow our trumpet for us(that what they do most,the media a good at exaggeration especially on interesting news) You will be proud if you see your self in CNN news video cast doing an intelligent peaceful walk rather than engaging in a noise full protest. Don't forget to come with your call up letter bearing 21st of may,because the world needs to see it. 7 Likes |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 2:48pm On May 24, 2016 |
It's a pity |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 2:26pm On May 24, 2016 |
Any plans for Enugu protest? |
Romance / Re: I Want To Breakup With Her But I Don't Know How. by mariosam(m): 8:54am On May 24, 2016 |
Lol......your in,no way out........... |
Crime / Re: Man Wheeling Corpse Of A Nigerian Woman On Trolley In New York Arrested (photo) by mariosam(m): 10:02pm On May 23, 2016 |
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Family / Re: The Society And The Male Child by mariosam(m): 9:44am On May 22, 2016 |
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Career / Re: Visa From Usa To Naija, Advise by mariosam(m): 4:08am On May 22, 2016 |
No...it's not possible. He has to come back to his home country and reapply for a new visa.that means following the required procedures which usually includes face to face interviews |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 4:57pm On May 21, 2016 |
Lvlink: I just sent you a PM,pls reply ASAP... |
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