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 NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 6:40am On May 12, 2016 |
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| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 9:18am On May 11, 2016 |
@villagegoat,please make this single change to Chinua achebe's proverb **Change mask to masquerade** More grease to your elbows,i have learnt a lot of proverbs from your posts.i just hope,I will able to remember and them it on the children, laramite will bear for me  VillageGOAT: |
| Politics › Re: Why Dont We Learn From History by mariosam(op): 12:58pm On May 10, 2016 |
faaz24:It's an open secret. Google is your friend. The truth......they say,is always bitter. Beta still......IBB is still alive,if you can get his audience,ask him about the failed coup masterminded by Awolowo during his military regime. Ask him the two options,he gave Awolowo to choose from,after he found out about the coup plot. Be rest assured,he will satisfy your curiosity. remember old people have nothing to offer other than their wisdom and experiences in life,that's why you see them repeat the same story over and over again,cause this time,he has nothing to lose . THATS If You Can meet HIM |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 1:50am On May 10, 2016 |
*******ADVICEMENT ON JOB APPLICTION****** Fraiser: I need advice too....I'm a covert operative in Afghanistan, but now interested in Nigeria's oil and gas industry. I miss home. Do you think there's any use for my skills in the O&G industry in Nigeria? I mean Total in particular VILLAGEGOAT: Yes, we need your skills. We need more oil bunkers. The ones we had, they have now been granted amnesty by the FG of Nigeria. Many of them are now pilots, doctors, lawyers, architects. We are saddened by this fact, and we now wish to strengthen our current workforce to global standards. Yours skills are needed in kidnapping and bunkering. You will help us perform covert research on fecund oil wells so that we can increase our accrued income from fraudulent and illegal crude oil transactions. You may send your CV to t.d.bunkerresearch@naijoilabunkering.ng.com. I promise to have your CV forwarded to our HR manager who is in charge of recruiting covert research analysts. Our salaries are competitive and about the best in the bunkering industry. In fact, we offer a pay of $450,000 per year to people with good knowledge and professional experience in covert operations in the Middle East. We believe that such people can withstand the toughest of conditions in Africa. Conclusively, we would like to sincerely thank you very much for your interest in our bunkering business, and we ecstatically look forward to receiving your CV and cover letter soon. With sincere regards, Shoemaker Tompolo Polofiyai Head of Research, Naijaoilbunkering Limited |
| Politics › Why Dont We Learn From History by mariosam(op): 10:22pm On May 08, 2016 |
Am forced to write this. But,why don't we learn from our past mistakes,why do we let history repeat it's self. Is it negligence or foolishness on our own part. Now look at this great niger-delta men and discover the mistakes they made and they paid for those mistakes with their life. 1)Major Isaac Jasper Adaka Boro (September 10, 1938 – May 9, 1968), fondly called "Boro", was a celebrated Nigerian nationalist and Nigerian civil war hero. He was one of the pioneers of minority rights activism in Nigeria. He was many parts and different things to different people - a university students leader, a teacher, policeman and Nigerian army officer. An undergraduate student of chemistry and student union president at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, he left school to lead an armed protest against the exploitation of oil and gas resources in the Niger Delta areas which benefitted mainly the federal government of Nigeria and Eastern region with capital in Enugu.but were finally routed by the far superior Federal firepower. Boro and his compatriots were jailed for treason. I don't wish to bore you guys with much lecture so I will do a quick analysis with him and the rest names I have. 1)boro: he was a student of chemistry in UNN and was made the leader of the student union with the full support of his Igbo brothers, felt that the Igbo and the federal government where the cause of his people's problem,he form his NDVF army,fought for 12 days,was caughted,tried by the supreme council,found guilty of treason and sentenced to death. Now Ironsi being a brother from the south,reduce his sentence to life in prisonment,after Ironsi administration was toppled,Gowon recruited him to fight biafra soldiers and guess what,he was killed by his own unit-yes his own unit lead by col.adekunle,while on inspection not through exchange of gun fire during the war. Who did he betray?his bothers from the south and who killed him? Those he trusted lead by col.adekunle. Reason:he is not one of them thus does not deserve the glory of the war although he was the driving force which col adekunle gladly took all to himself 2)saro wiwa:who killed saro wiwa?......the answer is abacha Who is Abacha to saro wiwa?........do you know that abacha worked closely with saro wiwa during the biafra war. Location where they worked together was st bonny,goggle is your friend,you can confirm that. 3)awolwo:Yes,our own Awolwo,he was release from prison by the biafran warlord of ojukwu to take care of his people,he felt that the south westerns needed a strong leader at that time to help them navigate through Nigerian politics.instead, Awolwo,our British trained lawyer to take the rough narrow road for the good of his people,he choose to wide road which lead to his destruction .He alligned himself with gowon,And when babagida came calling for him on the accusation of planning an overthrow of his government(which he was guilty of),he had no option but to commit sucide(most people will say it's a lie).but the truth they say is bitter We lost a gem in awolwo,a well educated lawyer,which of our present lawyers can reason like that star man,our future president president who would have taken us to the promise land but we lost him to Baba gida who has nothing to offer Now,whats the implication of awolwo decision to side with the northerns 1)kidnapping of you elder statesmen in their own hometown,if you not safe in your own home town,then where can you be safe 2)destruction of your farmland It's worthy to note these good name by trusting the wrong people 1)ironsi and Fajuyi:ironsi trusted the position of chief of army staff to Yakubu Gowon and Fajuyi accept the chief of defence,theopilos danjuma to the western region,both of them were betray and consequently lost their life for that trust.its worthy to note that Fajuyi is a true your yoruba man,who understands the African value and responsibility of being a host Now look at Gowon who betrayed his friend ironsi,history has it that on several occasions,Gowon do visit ironsi at home to eat food on his dinning table,but when the coup came,he turn his back on him by refusing to pick his several SOS calls .now,i want you guys to take a analyzing look at Gowon's state of origin a tell me what you see?..same people gowon trusted ,remove him from office and in till today,his people are suffering the consequence of his actions(they are being slaughtered at night like chicken,even some very poor countries like being republic,niger republic ets,feel safer in their country that those in the middle belt.) 2)Goodluck:yes,even our own Goodluck was a victim of betrayal by the same people. starting from court proceeding to stop him contesting.look at his close friends or members of his people who shared the money from the arms deal which they claimed they used for the election,from dauski to his his own very vice president SAMBo,not even one of them won their state for him during the election. Provided,this people who believe that they are BORN TO RULE continue with this mentality,we are going nowhere.. This post is for our future visionaries,so that they will know where to pitch their tent when the time comes I will conclude this adage from Chinua achebe **Until the lion tells his story,the story of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.*** |
| Celebrities › Re: Toolz Puts Her Curves On Display by mariosam(m): 11:06am On May 07, 2016 |
yellowbeauty:*****Igbo gal spotted****** |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 11:09pm On May 05, 2016*. Modified: 7:32am On May 06, 2016 |
Skydweller:It's a pity Am sorry for your loss But please,no put eye for laramite,she is taken already Even bible write am say"thou shall not covet your neighbour's wife" Infact,i have present 10 gallons of Palm wine and one bottle of dry gin to her father as required by our tradition,to make my intention known to her family. Her mother got,one horse load of ukwu akwa and bush meat as required by our tradition Ask village goat,he escorted me to that place. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 10:57pm On May 05, 2016 |
ray4000:We the elders of this village,has sat down and deliberated upon the this case involving suogal and fraiser.And these are our findings 1)fraiser was the first to attack,although his intention were harmless,his approach was deemed demanding 2)suogal responses was too harsh,how do you expect a young man to survive after giving him a destiny resetting slap. 3)fraiser is in his factory/original state,the state he was when he started his pre-nusery education.And we don't see him coming out from there any time soon,due too a lot of carry-overs. In light of this,in order to fast track his rehabilitation programme We have decided to allow him to examine and experiment on all the available maidens in this village and choose the fairest of all. Afterall,there is an adage that a he-goat determines whether the she-goat is in heat period by smelling her honeypot.(** ask villagegoat,he is an expert and we'll experience in that act **) |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 10:56pm On May 05, 2016 |
ray4000:We the elders of this village,has sat down and deliberated upon the this case involving suogal and fraiser.And these are our findings 1)fraiser was the first to attack,although his intention were harmless,his approach was deemed demanding 2)suogal responses was too harsh,how do you expect a young man to survive after giving him a destiny resetting slap. 3)fraiser is in his factory/original state,the state he was when he started his pre-nusery education.And we don't see him coming out from there any time soon,due too a lot of carry-overs. In light of this,in order to fast track his rehabilitation programme We have decided to allow him to examine and experiment on all the available maidens in this village and choose the fairest of all. Afterall,there is an adage that a he-goat determines whether the she-goat is in heat period by smelling her honeypot.(** ask villagegoat,he is an expert and weil experience in that act **) 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Donates A Chimpanzee ‘Patience’ To A Zoo by mariosam(m): 9:23am On May 05, 2016 |
**************BREAKING NEWS************* Finally,we just confirmed the cause of stella's death. She died of heart attack after discovering that she gave birth to a female chimpanzee. As we all know this offspring was fathered by OBJ Baba,your gene too strong ooooo |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 6:56pm On May 04, 2016 |
laramite:@laramite,dont mind him,once we are through with this sacrifice,a petition will be put before the umunna to start his castration process. @primusinterpares,after the process,she can visit you freely(thats, if she is willing). Hope the issue has been resolved |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 6:50pm On May 04, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:Mazi villagegoat,the only man who dance the udoegwu dance naked without his third man dangling,the goat who impregnated a she-cow and she gave birth to two tortoise and a tuber of aosu yam.(remember,At that time, she-cow overpowers any bull that tries to climb her) You have spoken well and oriaku lyndalyn55,made a very nice point. But here is the problem. 1)it will be very difficult find a male virgin 2)if we eventually find one,how do we confirmed that he is a male virgin 3)the gods specifically asked for the two maidens as mentioned in my earlier post. My Recommendation. If we must offer a male virgin let it be   FRAISER We know he is not a virgin,but we can can enroll him in a revirginization process,immediately we capture him. There is an adage that says and I quote if you are a frog muncher,choose that biggest one,so when you are accused of eating frogs,you will proudly reply them,"at least I ate the fatest one". 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 6:12pm On May 04, 2016 |
laramite:It's a pity,but the gods has spoken. You only crime was "being the fairest and the most beautiful virgin in aladraada village" When the gods asks for the best,the gods gets the best because he deserves it. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 9:12am On May 04, 2016 |
okitaiji:I just called the pilot and he just confirmed that the helicopter had a flat tyre. The parcel delivery will be delayed by some micro-seconds for the above reason |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 12:05am On May 04, 2016 |
****confirmed**** The two virgins for the sacrifice has been confirmed #maryluv #laramite **********Please don't ask me how I confirm the that they are virgins  VILLAGEGOAT,i await you final confirmation before leading the virgins to the evil forest. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 6:38pm On May 03, 2016 |
Lvlink:Finally,i don see babe way me and am go follow enter bornu. Bae,dont worry you are safe in my hands. |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 5:11pm On May 02, 2016 |
Primusinterpares:The reply from the gods *To him that registereth,will there be khaki for, this year. The gods has spoken Village goat, remember the items in the list from the above client so we we can complete the required scarifice. They include *two white kola nut *the heart of a living lion. *5 tudens of red palm wine *10 tubers of a feminine yam *A hermaphrodite she-cow. And,other things (you are free to add) Lastly, two beautiful ladies will be joining us for the sacrifice as requested by the gods( village goat do well to consult the god for their identity) 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Air Force Refunds N19.44bn To Stabilisation Account by mariosam(m): 4:48pm On May 02, 2016 |
Mods make una unban my friend account nah........his user name is nikedeeds......even if Na one year suspension una give am....by now him suppose don come back... 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 2:47pm On May 02, 2016 |
Shollyjay90:A big Amen to that prayer..... Na borno I even want... |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 2:44pm On May 02, 2016 |
When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat? Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing about it? Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP's misrule, they stole the ozone layer. FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change. Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline. Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May. Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that's why they're witch hunting me. Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me. Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research. Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us. Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense! Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change. Amaechi: When I wanted to go the sun to reset the temperature for the betterment of my people, Patience Jonathan sent EFCC after me. Fashola: If they had allowed me to deport all none Lagocians, there would have been cold now instead of heat! Rochas: My free education scheme has produced abt 4 students who will, in less than 30yrs time put the issue of this heat behind us!! Sai Baba I hail ur policy 2 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 10:01am On May 02, 2016 |
Walks in.......... (sees corpers tinubu,saraki and buhari in borno NYSC camp) . . . . . APC: CHAINS . . . . . . . APC: CHAINS . . . . . . . . APC: Association Of Present Criminals . . . . . . . Walks out |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 1:21pm On May 01, 2016 |
[quote author=mariosam post=45209880][/quote]Reasons why I avoided man city initally Man city has champions League game to play during mid week and the value winning that game than any primer league game. Man city is not fighting for any place in the league table,they are kind of secure for now. And these reason might make them field a younger squad and rest the experienced ones. |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 1:01pm On May 01, 2016 |
mariosam: |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 12:38pm On May 01, 2016 |
mariosam:Am sorry Liverpool game is ON,already.......let me look for another game to replace it.. |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 12:33pm On May 01, 2016*. Modified: 1:03pm On May 01, 2016 |
Manchester United vs Leicester city.......(first 10 mins result draw) Swansea city vs Liverpool......(first 10 mins result draw) Aurora vs national........(away clean sheet NO) Estroil vs martimo..........(away clean sheet NO) Willem 11 vs feynoord......(home clean sheet NO) Odds 2.48 100% sure |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 10:35am On May 01, 2016 |
Today's game is ready for my greedy fellows Walsall vs Fleetwood (home win) Psv Eindhoven vs camburr (home win) Ajax vs twente (home win) Juventus vs carpi (home win) Ac Milan vs forsinone (home win) Willem ii vs feynoord (away win) Sure : 80% If you are interested in my 100% prediction,odds of 2.48 Indicate here in this thread 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 11:05pm On Apr 30, 2016*. Modified: 11:45pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Yeah...... For tomorrow,i have odds of 2.48 that is 100% sure. But I will make some good picks for my greedy fellows tomorrow.......the odds will likely be 10.00. |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 9:34pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
@henross........I can't give assurances for everyday 2 odds. But I give you odds of 2.00 for 5days in a wee |
| Romance › Re: Bride To-be Grabs Her Fiance's Butt In Pre-wedding Photo by mariosam(m): 7:34pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Vinshu:The prophetess has spoken |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 7:32pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Barnsley spoilt the ticket for my greed fellows............who wants tomorrow odds of 2.00 - 3.00 for tomorrow? |
| Sports › Re: Just 2 Odds Daily by mariosam(m): 4:54pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Waiting for arsenal and athletic Madrid to deliver for the second ticket. |
