Markenny:


14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

lmao

Markenny:

15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly


3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

Markenny:

15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion.

14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea arsenal or liverpool man utd fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play

4.when u violation a millatary man`s only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

Markenny:

15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion.

14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play

4.when u violation a millatary man`s only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

Markenny:



6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service


1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

Markenny:


15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years  without promotion.

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

Markenny:

13.if u slap a millitary man.

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

DAY11.:

What about pesin of 45yrs old still looking for a wife!

Ranks007:

All of the above sounds true ++++ the below

I am sorry to say this:  when you church in Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries

SimonAndal:

When your car gives you a 'blow' job.

Markenny:

15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years  without promotion.

14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play

4.when u violation a millatary man`s  only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber