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Jokes EtcRe: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(op): 7:22pm On Jun 09, 2009
u are really grazy, go mess urself
CultureRe: Complaints And Notice Thread. Be Serious! by Markenny(m): 7:07pm On Jun 09, 2009
@michelin89,, come sono realmente bisogno di ui kown e di più , sono emmy e u? quanti anni ha e soggiorno in Italia? i kown questo potrebbe non essere necessario, e uno sguardo come alcuni i kown mentre mi trovavo in italy.reply
PhonesRe: Send Ur Birthday Wish To Infobaba Here by Markenny(m): 6:52pm On Jun 09, 2009
@hyprof am now dude rit? dutch language
Jokes EtcRe: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(op): 6:23pm On Jun 09, 2009
ist wie bekannt die u dont u sprechen? huh
gut gehen mess yourself
PhonesRe: Send Ur Birthday Wish To Infobaba Here by Markenny(m): 6:20pm On Jun 09, 2009
mr.info Happy Birthday zunächst möchte ich danken für das, was u tun, um mich in Nigeria, nutzen Sie Ihre Zunge und zählen Sie teeth.i schreiben in Deutsch, weil ich nicht wollen, und das Gefühl schlecht @ birthday.those Ihre SIM-u u gesagt hat jemand senden Sie es an die Adresse u.bitte Ich habe, bevor ich diese auf Englisch ,
CultureRe: Gwam! Gwam! Gwam! by Markenny(m): 6:15pm On Jun 09, 2009
o gi ni na eme abia?
CultureRe: German Speakers, Where Are You? by Markenny(m): 6:13pm On Jun 09, 2009
Deutsch ist süßer als english.it mehr kostenlos und einfach zu lernen, nur für zwei Wochen Jetzt glaube ich, haben sich weit über die normalen it.i schreiben können, und ich kann sprechen normalen lol , aber mit der Zeit kann ich nicht mehr , i wird eine ppreciate eine, die Hilfe bei Anrufen aus Worten normalen danken
CultureRe: German Speakers, Where Are You? by Markenny(m): 6:02pm On Jun 09, 2009
Hey, mein Name ist markenny und IAM eine Nigerianerin Ich bin hier in Österreich ich Deutsch lernen durch einen Freund Ronja bin stolz auf ihre cos geben sie ihre kostbare Zeit für me.do sie ist verheiratet, und ich denke, iam lieben , lol thats Sound verrückt, aber es through.hope sie DONT READ THIS.
Jokes EtcRe: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(op): 5:47pm On Jun 09, 2009
u got problem with that?
PhonesRe: Lovely Text Messages by Markenny(m): 5:24pm On Jun 09, 2009
@acidrop. hey bist du aus AUSTRIA´?
Jokes EtcRe: Go *mess* Your Self by Markenny(op): 5:07pm On Jun 09, 2009
na sooo
Jokes EtcGo *mess* Your Self by Markenny(op): 3:17pm On Jun 09, 2009
A boy and his grandpa are out fishing. The granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy say Grandpa, can i have one of those? Well Grandpa replies "is your penis big enouch to touch your asshole? to which the little boy responds "no" "Then you cant have one."A while later, the grandad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, " Can i have one of those?" Grandpa says "is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the litte boy responds "No". "Then you cant have one" Later on, Grandpa and grandson go the the store for food and they each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy shouts, "I just won $5,000!" Grandpa says, "That's great! You're going to split that with me, right?"The little boy asks, Grandpa, is your penis big enouch to touch ur asshole?" "Yes," Says
then go *mess* yourself
CultureRe: Learn German Language: by Markenny(op): 11:37am On Jun 05, 2009
a soooo
CultureRe: Learn German Language: by Markenny(op): 6:20pm On Jun 04, 2009
MamaJD:
well, i agree with the german police, they are really crazy, they even like to stop me when im drivin with a blk (male) friend in my car, one day they asked who the mixed baby belongs too*lol* just like i had stolen it*lol*

well, and for the german ladies, weilll, most of them dont really know how to speak english,thats true, but germans are still nicer than spanish ones*lol* at least some wink

ok, düsseldorf, i know that place, its like 4 hours from my own place away by train or car,

but justgood knows how to speak german, so he wont have a problem with the ladies here
lol, german dont like blacks it worth disscusing here in nairaland ooo
what do u think? @mama jd i sent u a mail.
CultureRe: Learn German Language: by Markenny(op): 6:02pm On Jun 04, 2009
@justgood na woman be ur problem?make u travel go spain
spainish woman likes black alot.and the problem
u will have is language.
german ladies dont understand english and it look like insult to them
when u are toastin them with english,tell me what u will speak with german girls
unless the brillant ones like MamaJD .
CultureRe: Learn German Language: by Markenny(op): 5:53pm On Jun 04, 2009
okay i got unbanned.
@MamaJD i ve been in germany last two months, but iam not comfortable there
so i stay only 3 days and left. DUSSEDOLF,there polizie insulted me
and thats was why i left.
CultureRe: Learn German Language: by Markenny(op): 8:42pm On Jun 02, 2009
thats nices,am in vinna hope to see ya there,and
this my mail is emmyhotluv2005@yahoo.com/hotmail.com
pls do mail me.danke,if u can put up a booklet of common languages in dutch via english and
bring it along if u are coming in july
,i will pay u
if u want. bitte.
PhonesRe: Dual Core, Why? by Markenny(m): 2:55pm On Jun 02, 2009
lol
RomanceRe: Do Nigerian Men Lie, Cheat, And Treat Their Wives/girlfriends Wrong A Lot? by Markenny(m): 2:52pm On Jun 02, 2009
it depends whos hand u are babes, grin
CultureRe: Learn German Language: by Markenny(op): 2:49pm On Jun 02, 2009
@MamaJD,, bitte, i will appreciate that if u can help me.
german school is very expencive here in austria, i wish u can help me.pls what is ur email address
so that u can help me online bitte.
CultureLearn German Language: by Markenny(op): 4:58pm On Jun 01, 2009
hey nairalanders pls can somebody help me
i want to learn german, iam new in dutch land and
am finding it difficult to co-porate with ppls,
i was in super market the other time.i wanted to buy body cream they gave me
salad cream, lol thats funny i want home with it, bitte if anyone can help me i will pay him by teaching he/her spainish and igbo language, bitte
RomanceRe: Can U Die For Love? by Markenny(m): 4:16pm On Jun 01, 2009
no
RomanceRe: What Is Love? by Markenny(m): 1:30pm On Jun 01, 2009
love is sex.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by Markenny(m): 1:19pm On May 30, 2009
a choro mu imu ka esi ede igbo nke oma.
kedu onye ka akuziri mu mu ya?
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by Markenny(op): 2:29pm On May 28, 2009
okay
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by Markenny(op): 2:25pm On May 28, 2009
@smooooooth
don't be ridiculous, bitte.
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by Markenny(op): 2:16pm On May 28, 2009
@Nezed
what are u inseminating huh?it was not really? or what?
it strange right? or am writing a poem
lol, girl if u kwn what is going in my heart u will pety for me.
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by Markenny(op): 2:01pm On May 28, 2009
Nezed:
Gawd, this has gotten interesting!
Was actually touched by poster's story and wanted to offer some advice but after i read this:

that's what i wanna do Right now.my in tension was to make sure the guy call her with
his own phone then i will open to the guy and her too.it okay am still young and i will still
meet some one who is more better than her.


and this:

till Friday, hang on. guys. i will still lets y'all kwn if there is a new development.
thanks all


I have this feeling some nollywood script writers are using this forum to 'test their scripts'
Pls is it 'me' or is poster's story a little bit inconsistent?

Am having fun with it sha








what are u  inseminating huh?it was not really? or what?
it strange right? or am writing a poem
lol, girl if u kwn what is going in my heart u will pety for me.
RomanceRe: Guys Please I Need Urgent Adivse Befor I Make A Mistake.help by Markenny(op): 1:53pm On May 28, 2009
donex:
Hey Guy, I really appreciate your courage and maturity in handling this case despite your tender age, that is the world we are in, Such a CRAZY VILLAGE, I am in Holland, We can talk on phone tho , if you dont mind you can send me your house phone or yahoo messenger to idongesit.peter@yahoo.com, Catch ya!
hey guy wats up?i was in holland last two weeks, ,this my email add. emmy4hotluv2005@yhaoo.com
mail me i will send u my phone number.

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