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Collateral Damage
Burna Boy
Ambassador go dey chop
And Governor go dey chop
And President go dey chop
When dem say make we jump, we go jump
Ambassador go dey chop
And President go dey chop
And Governor go dey chop
When dey say make we jump, we go jump
No be for here wey dem born Jesus ehee
My country problem e pass Jesus
Because na we be our own problem ehee
Na who go come reason well? (well, well, well)
Ambassador go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And Governor go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And President go dey chop (dey there ooo)
When dey say make we jump, we go jump (dey there ooo)
Some people go somersault (dey there ooo)
Dem get headache we go drink Panadol (dey there ooo)
Meanwhile president go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And Governor go dey chop
Now who? now who dey here?
Money dey here
The Thiefi thiefi come major
Wey make the suffer come dey here?
Suffer yapa mukutun, brukutum
Wey dey make people sukun
Tukutum, won ni inu won o dun
Brukutum, suffer yapa mutukum
The people do you well well
And dem dey laugh you well well
And dem dey see as e deh sele
Them sef dey flenjor well well
Yeah, yeah ooh
My people suffer well well
Police dey slap here well well
Hungry dey wire dem well well
Oluwa oluwa oluwa ooo
Ambassador go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And Governor go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And President go dey chop (dey there ooo)
When dey say make we jump, we go jump (dey there ooo)
Some people go somersault (dey there ooo)
Dem get headache we go drink Panadol (dey there ooo)
Meanwhile president go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And Governor go dey chop
My people serve they fear too much
We fear the thing we no see
One day all of us go die
We always get reason to fear
Fight for your right o you go to fear
Police go slap you, you go to fear
Fight for your pikin dem no go to fear
You go to fear fear fear
Ambassador go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And Governor go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And President go dey chop (dey there ooo)
When dey say make we jump, we go jump (dey there ooo)
Some people go somersault (dey there ooo)
Dem get headache we go drink Panadol (dey there ooo)
Meanwhile president go dey chop (dey there ooo)
And Governor go dey chop

Songwriters: Damini Ebunoluwa Ogulu / Kelvin Peters
Collateral Damage lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Burna Boy – Agbada Lyrics
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Agbada Lyrics by Burna Boy
[Verse 1]
Them’a take it personal
Long time them’a searching
Ah, me say say them’a take it personal
Long time them’a searching
Them never working
From the day of me birth

[Hook/Chorus]
Uh, they want am bout
Tucking agbada inside trouser oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea

[Bridge]
Hey, praying my bad funn daya get bullet tinba rush
Boy you really must be retarded
Uh they want am bout, tucking agbada inside trouser oh
Me no want see no disregard, for ya get bullet tiya yard
Ah when me sing, uhh, they want am bout
Tucking agbada inside trouser oh

[Verse 2]
Na so my barunda call me
Ask am say wetin happen?
Him say some people
Don press inside my high temple
And so my 400 start packing
Some, like heavy rain falling
Make them know say who press just
Must stay inside my high temple

[Hook/Chorus]
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh

[Verse 3]
Tell them say make them no price me
Make my barunda no rise me
Tirepi no one wanna be me
Make them know say the world never easy
I remember when my enemies them no dey find me
When them been dey swear say
When them see me, them go light me
Long wey me know say them boy them no like me
Anywhere them sight me, them no go take am lightly
Me say me a bad boy born in’a the 90s
Never leave my glap man tender no rifle
From the first time wey them see me come rising
Them start run and run, and start hiding

[Hook/Chorus]
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh

[Verse 4]
Say me I wonder where some boy come from
Wonder where some boy como from, ai
Me I wonder where some boy come from
Coming back from 19-0-lone, eh
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan dan
Oh ah ahhhhhh

Burna Boy – Vampire Lyrics
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Vampire Lyrics by Burna Boy.
[Intro]
Say man’a vampire
Say man’a vampire, oh yea yea
Burna boy oh yea, eh ih ih eh
Ohh

[Hook/Chorus]
Say man’a vampire
Boy, man’a vampire
Them fit know, a man’a vampire

[Verse 1]
So them fit know say, since my mama born me,
I never touch anybody
I never shoot anybody, until I see my blood
And so, I lost my mind
A niggher begin paradise oh, I root out in my barita
They begin run away, eh ehn cos man’a vampire

[Hook/Chorus]
Boy, say man’a vampire
Them fit know a man’a vampire
So them fit know man’a vampire
So them fit know man’a vampire

[Verse 2]
And for ma boy violator, gun fire
And them’a ask what me parts comprised of?
Me tell em ‘real bad man and vampire’
So they wanna know how sick and wicked I am?
They know I fit meet them inside oh
Boy, I say man na big giant
Unto me squad, man’a provide
Me tell you know say man’a vampire

[Hook/Chorus]
Boy, say man’a vampire
Them fit know a man’a vampire
Me tell you know man’a vampire
Onini ehn ehnn ehn ehn ehn
Le le oh onini ehn ehn

[Verse 3]
Since my mama born me, I never touch an ak-1
I never touch an ak-4, until them light my bros “Obodo giriji”
Atichek begin paradise oh, I root out my balita
They begin run away, eh eh ih
If you could take my life, you would have like that
Scheming and lying, connivers
The all of them they don’t my arrival
Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
Alltes for me looking in’a me eyes
Perk and tuffy you in’a my mind’a
Jackila and akintolu-lu, na vampire na carry overload-load-load

[Hook/Chorus]
So me tell you now say man’a vampire
Boy, say man’a vampire
Them fit know a man’a vampire
Me tell you know man’a vampire

[Verse 4]
Jo oh, blood spread in’a me car seat
In the back street, looking sucking like a bad dream
Make you can’t sleep, can’t breath like your heart-beat
Me sip them out of mouth of openkasbit
Yeah, let me show you things you’ never seen
I could show you some things wey you can’t believe
From your bayali me go shut them marisif
Can’t let them get enough of me
Woih cos man’a vampire

[Hook/Chorus]
Boy, say man’a vampire
Them fit know a man’a vampire
Nodiwula them’a vampire
So you fit know say man’a vampire

[Verse 5]
And for ma pusssy violator, gun fire
When them’a ask what me parts comprised of?
Me tell em ‘real bad man and vampire’
So they wanna know how sick and wicked I am?
They know I fit meet them inside
Boy, say man na big giant
Unto me part man’a provider
Me tell you know say man’a vampire

[Hook/Chorus]
Boy, say man’a vampire
Them fit know a man’a vampire
Nodiwula them’a vampire
Onini ehn ehnn ehn ehn ehn
Le le oh onini ehn ehn

[Outro]
I sometimes feel that I am impersonating
The dark subconscious of the whole human race
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
I sometimes feel that I am impersonating
The dark subconscious of the whole human race
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
I sometimes feel that I am impersonating
The dark subconscious of the whole human race
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

AGBADA LYRICS

[Intro]
Them’a take it personal
Long time them’a searching
Ah
Me see say them’a take it personal
Long time them’a searching
Them never working
From the day of me birth

[Chorus]
Uh, they want am bout
Tuck in Agbada inside trouser oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad yea

[Verse 1]
Hey, praying my bad funn daya get bullet tinba rush
Boy you Really must be retarded
Uh they want am bout, tuck in Agbada inside trouser oh
Me no want see no disregard, for ya get bullet inna ya heart
Ah when me sing, uhh, they want am bout
Tuck in Agbada inside trouser oh

Na so my barunda call me
Ask am say wetin happen?
Em say some people don press inside my high temple
And so my 400 start packing (gunshots)
Some, like heavy rain falling
Make them know say who press just must stay inside my high temple


[Chorus]
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh

[Verse 2]
Tell them say make them no price me
Make my barunda no rise me
To repi no one wanna be me
Make them know say the world never easy
I remember when my enemies them bin dey find me
When them been dey swear say
When them see me, them go light me
Longtime wey me know say them boy them no like me
Anywhere them sight me, them no go take am lightly
Me say me a bad boy born in’a the 90s
Never leave my glap man tender no rifle
From the first time wey them see me gon rising
Them start run and run, and start hiding

[Chorus]
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Cos me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh
Y’all me bad bad say me bad bad say me bad bad oh

[Outro]
Say me I wonder where some boy come from
Wonder where some boy come from, ai
Me I wonder where some boy come from
Coming back from 19-0-lone, eh
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digriGri, dan dan dan dan dan
Dan digriGri digrigri, dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan
Dan digrigri digrigri, dan dan dan dan dan
Oh ah ahh

chicolate:
Best nairaland thread of the year!

I agree with you...this thread and op are very creative

Hello fellow citizens of Nairaland, let us know about your business , the category of Services you offer and also include your contact details.

For me, am an entrepreneur. I am a tailor and I just started a natural health product last year December. It's called blackseed oil. I was suffering from headache and when I started using it, up till now I havnt felt any headache also I now observe that I can last longer in bed and work like a machine without feeling fatigue.

If you need the blackseed oil you can contact me 09073049466 or 09059114282. I will sell it in an affordable price to you. I also sell wholesale.

Introduce your own business also.

Pullets

Pullets are mainly meant for egg production. The females are smaller than the males and are more refined or feminine looking. They can be brown, black, or white in colour. It takes between 20-24 weeks before egg production will start.

Broilers
Broilers are only meant for meat production. Their meat is edible but softer than cockerels.They mature very early and may be slaughtered and sold at any time between 35 and 70 days of age(five to ten weeks) Broilers may come in white, brown or any other colours but the one commonly used is the white-feathered broilers with breeds like Arbor acres and Ross

Cockerels
The cockerels are males or roosters which are primarily for meat production.
The combs and wattles in males are larger than those on females and their heads are masculine looking, elegant and more angular. They can either be black cockerel(Harco) with white and spotted black colours or white cockerels.
Some white cockerels have reddish or brownish specks.
Cockerels grow for five to six months before full maturity depending on how well they are reared.

Pullets

Broilers

cockerels

markmatin:
In the Poultry farm am currently working, we always smile and laugh at any challenges we see occuring because before such challenge can occur, we already know what to do and how to do it. Most of the knowledge and experiences I would be posting here are very expensive and can change your life forever. If only your are serious and you really want to make money from this year upward.

The sentence I bolded above will scare many people especially students who want to do business. My e-books price are from #1,500- #3,000 depending on what you request.

This thread is meant for the general public both old farmers and the new farmers..
So to get start, we are going to explore the poultry world. Am giving out this knowledge for FREE. Yes, in business, you have to know how to give freely no matter how expensive what you are giving is just give part and sell part.

Poultry birds are of various types. In Nigeria, we have three main types used in a successful Poultry farm:
1) Cockerels
2)Broilers
3)Pullets.

So, we are going to be talking about these and how they can be successfully manage in order to establish a successful Poultry farming biz.
Let's start with cockerels.

In the Poultry farm am currently working, we always smile and laugh at any challenges we see occuring because before such challenge can occur, we already know what to do and how to do it. Most of the knowledge and experiences I would be posting here are very expensive and can change your life forever. If only your are serious and you really want to make money from this year upward.

What are we doibg here? The answer is that we are doing trading and business just like trade by barter. I will sell my knowledge, experience and skills in Poultry farming business. You make your money and I also make mine. No one is cheated.
So, in this thread, I will be selling necessary and important e-books on a successfully Poultry business. Some would be written directly by me while others would be from other authors of which I have already verified to be genuine. So, get ready.

okaforeee2:
thanks for this tip,it will serve useful

You are welcome, ofcourse it will be very very useful and I hope you also will make millions from this!

uchenageme:
I'm also interested in poultry business. I have land and enough space for the business. We can collaborate anytime you want to start yours. Send me a PM

Alright sir, noted

Why You Need To Go Into Poultry Farming Business.

Poultry farming is a very lucrative business because poultry farming deals with the food production. Infact Poultry farming is becoming more popular from the north to the south especially in Nigeria where we have so many rural areas and high population. The importation of Poultry products has met a ban so many people have now jumped into this business and are successfully making millions from it. The good news about this business is that your educational background is not withstanding. You don't have to go to school and get degree or masters, Bsc, Phd, etc before you can tap into the goldmine.
Like most ideas that will make you tons of money, you've got to know what to do and how to do it.
Poultry has been known to be the cheap source of animal protein which is better than even beef or pork.
Egg production is taking the central position in poultry farming. Egg is the cheapest and richest source of protein, especially in the nine important amino acids.
If you go into Poultry farming now then you should imagine how much millions you would be raking.

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The hidden world has been discovered!
CHAPTER 2

How are they affecting mankind?

One thing we need to know is that the jinns are everywhere. They are more than human beings on earth.

They only deceive those who has gone astray but satan and his followers deceives all categories of human. Righteous or Unrighteous.
Satan is a jinn.

Surah Al-Araf, Verse 12:
(Allah) said: "What prevented you (O Iblis) that you did not prostrate, when I commanded you?" Iblis said: "I am better than him (Adam), You created me from fire, and him You created from clay."
(English - Mohsin Khan)[/b]

In the verse above we can see how satan was created.

When Almighty God created Adam, He asked all the angels and beings present to bow down to him. They all obeyed Almighty God except Satan; because of his pride. So God The Most Exalted banished him and his followers from His Presence. However, satan asked Allah for respite and he was given. Then, he vowed to lead mankind astray and away from The Almighty God.

Read the full story below:

Surah Al-Araf, Verse 11:
And surely, We created you (your father Adam) and then gave you shape (the noble shape of a human being), then We told the angels, "Prostrate to Adam", and they prostrated, except Iblis (Satan), he refused to be of those who prostrate.

(Allah) said: "What prevented you (O Iblis) that you did not prostrate, when I commanded you?" Iblis said: "I am better than him (Adam), You created me from fire, and him You created from clay."

(Allah) said: "(O Iblis) get down from this (Paradise), it is not for you to be arrogant here. Get out, for you are of those humiliated and disgraced."


(Iblis) said: "Allow me respite till the Day they are raised up (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)."

(Allah) said: "You are of those allowed respite."

(Iblis) said: "Because You have sent me astray, surely I will sit in wait against them (human beings) on Your Straight Path.

Then I will come to them from before them and behind them, from their right and from their left, and You will not find most of them as thankful ones (i.e. they will not be dutiful to You)."

(Allah) said (to Iblis) "Get out from this (Paradise) disgraced and expelled. Whoever of them (mankind) will follow you, then surely I will fill Hell with you all."
(English Mohsin Khan)[/b]

Satan has been a deceiver and an arrogant being from time.

Let us examine somethings:

Christianity In Nigeria

A man was sleeping, then a felt someone lying on him pressing him down. He woke up but didnt see anyone. Then he ran to church for praying. During the prayer hour, his prophet saw a vision that a witch is attacking him spiritually. The prophet then told him to always shout the name of Jesus whenever he felt someone pressing him.

The man thanked the prophet and went home joyfully. He slept again. Then the 'witch' came to press him down.
He opened his eyes shouting Jesus!!! with all his might then suddenly, a rat appeared on his chest. He jumped up and began to run. The rat was chasing him. He had already shouted Jesus!!! up to twenty times before the rat disappeared.

Hmmmm.

This is one of the manipulations of the jinns. The jinn came to trick the man by pressing him down . That jinn was just having fun.
So, when the man began to shout Jesus!! The jinn was pleased with the man's ignorance and unbelief, so, he changed into a rat. The jinn waas not satisfied with this. So, when the man began running around like a mad dog, the jinn decided to punish the man by letting shout Jesus!! up to like twenty times, now the jinn was finally pleased with the man's unbelief so, he left him.

correctguy101:
Why does the Quran always use the plural "we"?

Allah and who were speaking?

The Quran uses 'WE' as a respect for God. You can't claim to know the nature of GOD. Nobody knows how He looks like.

People with animal heads maybe jinns

[img]https://standrewsrarebooks.files./2013/07/people-with-animal-heads-maybe-jinns-1.jpg[/img]

One of the despicted mischievious jinns
https://iranpoliticsclub.net/islam/mohammed-jinn/images/Jinn%20rising.jpg

CHAPTER 1

Who are the Jinns?

Surah Al-Hijr, Verse 26:
And indeed, We created man from sounding clay of altered black smooth mud.
(English - Mohsin Khan)



Surah Al-Hijr, Verse 27:
And the jinn, We created aforetime from the smokeless flame of fire.
(English - Mohsin Khan)

The Jinns are naturally invisible beings that were created by Almighty God.
According to research, they were created before mankind.
They were created and given sense of reasoning and free will.

Surah Al-Hijr, Verse 27:
And the jinn, We created aforetime from the smokeless flame of fire.
(English - Mohsin Khan)

The verse above from the holy quran tells us that they were created from fire.

Human from black muddy clay.

The hidden world has being discovered!


[b]All parts of this publication can be republished, transmitted, transferred, without the authors permission. It can also be shared and used for public teachings and it can also be given to all christians in order for them to believe and return back to the straight path of righteousness that leads to paradise.

May Almighry God have mercy and save us all.


INTRODUCTION

Surah Al-Fatiha verse 1-7 says:

In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.

All the praises and thanks be to Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind, jinns and all that exists).

The Most Beneficient, the
Most Merciful.

The Only Owner (and the Only Ruling Judge) of the Day of Recompense (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)

You (Alone) we worship, and you (Alone) we ask for help (for each and everything).

Guide us to the Straight Way


The Way of those on whom You have bestowed Your Grace, not (the way) of those who earned Your Anger, nor of those who went astray.
(English - Mohsin Khan)[/b]



In the scripture above, we would observe closely that God the Most Exalted, did not only created mankind, animals, or angels. He also created many other things.which are in existence. As we read in verse 2:

All the praises and thanks be to Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind, jinns and all that exists).

And the beings in existence we are going to study in this book are the JINNS.
We are going to look at who they are and how they are affecting the universal system, mankind, and all that exist.

The jinns are 'unseen' living beings, created from
smokeless fire. They were created like human
beings, having their own tribes, races, sects,
beliefs, traditions and religions. They were created
like humans, so, they can reproduce, think, reason,
invent and organise themselves. The Jinns can
change to any form physically but in their original
form, they can not be seen.


A jinn can take on the form of a snake, a rat, a
tree, a human, etc.
They have higher ability more than any human
being.
They penetrate into the heart of human to listen to
his/her thought and control them
.
Due to their higher intelligence, we would conclude
that the jinns have their own technologies,
innovations, educations, etc.
Their speed is like that of electricity

Every human being in existence, have a jinn
assigned for him/ her.

We see many things happening in this life but we
should know that the jinns have been in existence
before mankind was ever created. They have much
experience.
Only Almighty God knows how far they have gone
in developing themselves and in deceiving
mankind.

The Jinns have the ability to travel fast even faster
than a plane or a jet.
They can travel to heaven to steal any necessary
information. If any jinn does that, he mixes
thousands of lies with any truth he had stolen.


Reading this book carefully, you would get to know
much about the activities of the jinns and how
some of them who has already gone astray have
vowed to lead man astray with satan as their
supporter.

The main reason of me writing this book is because of how many people are suffering, being led astray, in bondage by shaitan and his followers.
I was once a christian. Yes.
I was a dedicated one but I never knew I was dedicated in the things of darkness until Almighty Allah saved me.
May He be Exalted.
I was blind but now i can see.

Many people, especially we the Nigerians love miracles, signs and wonders, power. So, we would go to anywhere all this are being manisfested.

However, if going to heaven is by doing miracles, performing signs and wonders, singing, clapping and dancing, then we should not forget that a local pagan or idol worshipper also performs miracles, signs and wonders, claps and dance.

So, what are we saying?
It is also known that satanists also performs miracles.

How can we then say that the criterion of making heaven is by miracles, giving life to Christ, praying not to go to hell, abstaining from marriage, etc

The bitter truth here is that the holy bible has been corrupted by the "lying pens of the scribes".

And we have been constantly swallowing up deceit.

The JINNS ARE THE ONES BEHIND EVERY CHAOS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY ARE CONSTANTLY DECEIVING US.
ITS HIGH TIME TO SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

May Almighty God save all my christian brothers who are still in darkness. Ameen

As you read this book, may shaitan be unable whisper evil thoughts into your hearts. Ameen.
The world of the Jinn is the hidden world of darkness and horror that has been discovered


And Only Almighty God is the Self-Sufficient.!
Alahu Akbar!