₦airaland Forum

Ana Asiyeri

Today Na Sunday make una soffri soffri with the Lies.

Silly things. This one just dey market her bleached out skin. How did she even get her post. Nigeria Police men and women should be avoided like the plague. Them female cops are even the worse, bunch of heartless Mofos!!

Op u and who mourns with her

Nigerians and risk. Saw one the other day that had 10liter keg as fuel tank, just at the back where passengers sat.

Na when water burst, no be pesin go tell am to clean the thing.

Caught Robbers and childish excuses...[size=4pt]zuma let's go dia[/size]

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Congratulations

dollyjoy:
Van is more handsome than the wife, He for marry me. Hahahahahaha.

How much be mirror for your side, I can buy one 4 u.

OP cataway u dia! Is it ur age

Will her age take away d recession in d land

The kian weed peeps dey smoke 4 this Nairaland eh...

Dimeji Banki Ole...long time.

Hope this is not true.

Greatzeus:
I did my research before posting,do yours,then come back and tell us where in the world you will get 1.5gb for N50.
Some are even waiting for when 1gb will be N1, like seriously, do these people even have idea of the relationship between cost of production,money value,price and profit? Well I do,cause I studied these things for 4 years in the University.

Mr Man go an sit down, you studied Wetin for 4 years, in your 4 years, u weren't tot about feasibility studies. If they(airtel) had pegged this subscription @ 200 bucks from the word go, people wouldn't have complained. The problem with airtel Is their arbitrary increase in prices of their data without notice!! Didn't they do their research well before reeling out #50 for 1.5Gb of Data, this is not the first time neither is a second time they are doing this. 2mrw now they'll bring out #30 for 1gb, people will rush, next thing they cancel it, or increase the price, who does that!!! I don't blame them, I blame shittu and his NCC who have failed to slam a big fine or sanctions on them. They can't be toying with Nigerian like this.

Some even died or suffered memory loss due to head on collision with 3310.

RIP great warrior, u were the Baddest

#500 b4 can prepare a fairly descent breakfast. Was told this morning that a loaf of sliced bread is now #350 and no be be correct bread.

Buhari and Bad news..

Were is Zuma!!!

WHICH ONE YOU DEY?

1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped. He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. You also clapped.

2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped. He later paid subsidy. You clapped again.

3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped.
When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped.

4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. He returned military command back. You clapped.

5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. He devalued the Naira. You clapped.

6. He said he would not have the office of
the first lady. You clapped. He has the office of the first lady. You clapped.

7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped. $1 is officially equal N420. You are still
clapping.

8.He said he will make petrol price to N40, you clapped, now petrol price is N145, you clapped.

9. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, you clapped with joy. He later said in it will be pure in December when the rains stop. You clapped hopefully. Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are there, still clapping.

10. He said he would turn all presidential jets
to national carrier. You clapped. Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping.

11. He said he would build one new refinery
each year. You clapped. Its getting to two years, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping.

Isn't it glaring that there is a very big problem with this government and you're their mumu! Olodo rabata! That's who you are! You've been caught by their broom stick voodoo. If this isn't sorcery wat else could it be?
BE DELIVERED IN JESUS NAME! AMEEEN!

I've not been able to wrap my head around this n*cked pregnancy shoots. What they aim to achieve with it, is what I don't know, they should learn to respect their bodies, and their unborn child.

GODKID98:
Mayb d govt xhud start supplying them with rubber bullets!!

NPF xha!!

They shouldn't be armed at all! No training, nothing at all, no professionalism. They should best be situated in raising alms, as in babiya Allah. Give them that silver 555 plate line them up on our major roads, while well meaning Nigerians drop 20, 20 naira inside their plate.

honeychild:
Please o, was Dangote given an exclusive license to build refineries? Why is no other Nigerian doing so? I know we have other billionaires who can afford such a project.

Please pardon my ignorance, I am genuinely curious.

This is how they make things very difficult for others who want to import sugar.

Kwakwakwakwakwa!!!

I love Nigerians Mehn!! There is never a dull moment. We see money where others see disgust.

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But this Is unfair, Na d woman suppose back this guy na, and still pay him.

Nairaland and Nri Nwa (bobbi)

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Ara dara ada Adago

A.boki

oatzeal:
NIGERIA will be great soonest.. Another hope

With carton of HP branded system Nigeria is a dream killer my brother, and there is no hope unless this government is kicked out soon.

Lekwa this Methuselah . Happy birthday tho.

One Blog said it happened in Nigeria, for my mind, I say we never craze reach like this. If e don pass rope for neck or sniper, Nigeria man no dey ready to kill himself this very painful way.

Act of cowardice.

UrennaNkoli:
Homosexuality should be legalized . Everyone has the right to chose whatever he/she wishes to have a romantic affair with.

Ozugbo nu! While we should be legalising Homosexuality in this recession, let's not forget to legalize Beastality, Agalmatophilia and all sexual perversion known to man kind.

When the Nigeria Army have been "gifted" to the Hausas and Fulanis' for them to do as they wish. They should keep recruiting all their "brothers" into the army.