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No cause for alarm. The man's agbada can always pass for a parachute, he will float smoothly to the ground if he happens to slip and fall.

Tyson and McHammer Syndrome dey do serious press up for this guy.

They are attacking with sleeping mat, cooking pots, and tomatoes paste. Bloggers and their fake news.

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Osho is packing some mean junk. Iara dey enjoy.

When you give Ekiti Babe rice..

You would have slapped back before walking away for good.

So he won't get to wear his new pant

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Knightngale:
Ugly rascal

That Ugly rascal is loaded, a governor and married to a beauty Queen

One day una go chop human being wey change to animal, dey jejely go im meeting, but I know my Edo peeps won't be this careless, who wan chop one old woman

The Modes should kindly move this to front page, so that the IG and those in charge, would be constantly reminded how dangerous, unprofessional and anti social their men are.

We blame government every time, we the citizens should in fact take a huge portion of the blame. Compare the two stadia. The one of South Africa is not filled with government officials, rather with ordinary South Africans who came out en mass to pay their last respect for their own. Now look at our own empty seats no body cares! And we are behind our screens, shouting crucify the government. What did we as concerned citizens do, Nothing!. Same thing applies to every other facets of our lives as Nigerians, we lay back and blame the government.

Nigeria/keshi

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South Africa

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Did the FG stop Nigerians from coming out en-mass to their last respect. We have a big problem in this country both the leaders and the followers have problems.

kettykin:
[s]The city has already overtaken Enugu and Port Harcourt it should be primed to over take Johannesburg as the largest City in Africa and if Nigeria gets its bearing right then with investments from multinationals it can be primed to overtake cities like London and Tokyo.
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Places like Eleyele, Bodija, Jericho can become mini cities within a mega city while the lagos ibadan expressway can be converted into the world longest boulevard with palm trees adjoining the sides and solar powered street lights to aid night driving

No doubt that ibadan is a beautiful and peaceful city, but please don't compare ibadan with enugu. Having seen both cities, an presently visiting enugu, Enugu by far, is more beautiful and organised than Ibadan. 042 is a construction site. Really don't want to start posting pictures. I love IB, but ps leave Enugu out of ur comparison.

Oluwaseydex:
MTN seems to be passing a message across to their competitors as they unveils more night plans for their users to make their preffered choice.
No more paying N2,500 for 4.5GB night
and day plan or waiting for 12 midnight before browsing.


Below are the newly introduced night
data plans;
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N200

» 2.5GB Night Plan, (9PM – 6AM) Cost
N500

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N1000
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and then 8.

Note: Each of the plan valid for 30 days.
Source: http://www.loadedportal.com/forum2_theme_111267097.xhtml?tema=337

Something must be wrong with u plan that was scrapped like 3months ago, u want to deceive people, you didn't even try what you are posting, Oshi

Pennywise:
Shame on you guys looking to see some ministerial cameltoes.

Muslim? Cameltoe for where?

It's unfortunate now that a lot of women see men and marriage as their meal ticket and an opportunity to own a car. They should continue.

One thing I like about Muslims, their funeral rites. No funfare no drama, kpa kpa kpa. RIP madam.

OlajumokeBread:
The baby mama is a frustrated fool.
She has no job
Expecting Davido to pay for everything.
He already bought her a house.
Pays her monthly salary.
Buys things for his child.
Provides for the child.
what else does she need ??


Big ups to Davido, treat her like a strange, we are behind you

All these children sef. I hope ur daughter be treated like Sophia. Are you the estate agent that David bought the house from, abi you are the account officer, he pays money through. The David boy is so uncouth, who does he think he is, you don't talk to a woman like that, and a mother to you daughter. anyway Wetin be my own.

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If Na me be this girl, the kain Mess I go mess inside this idiot mouth, him go swallow that mic.

U want 2 warn us about a scammer and u r blurring his face. How we go take recognise am, to put tire around his neck, when we see him for road.

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These our jets way be like something u fit use catapult down, or u fit push am sef to start if e dey do hard starting.

Folarinibrahim1:
People with slim arms nko??....

You can wear it on ur laps, if your laps be like broomstick, u fit tie am around your waist.

My future daughters in law whether Tony likes it or not Na him sabi.

Inspectahdeck:
All I can sing is nigeria jaga jaga poor man dey suffer suffer.

Well this is the outcome of stomach infrastructure. Next election I hope we don't sell our future for 1,000 naira, spaghetti, a kg of rice etc.

Some sold as low as #500, witnessed it and wept for my people.

When rain and sun go samma u, u'll know watsup.

Nothing Good last in this country, except corruption of course. Same with Smile Network.

The problem is that your father did not leave any will. Unfortunately for u guys, as the first and only son, and the eldest from your father. irrespective of where he comes from, has the upper hand here, and traditionally, he is truly the next in line(heir). But he is being unfair, and hasty, showing he has ulterior motives. You guys should maybe try the law court. Seek advice from your father's brother, and ndi umunna.

But the cameraman abi director is wicked. Dude kept on shooting while somebody is burning.

Rilwayne001:
FG be appointing old people like

The appointment has nothing to do with the FG

Babangida70:
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Wetin the Dog dey look

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Your daughter is still your daughter, nothing can change that. My people say when a child grows not knowing a father, at a certain point of his or her life, she MUST ask who and where her father is. Ur first seed is very important, continue making contact with them, at least keep asking of her wellbeing and that of ur baby mama, it is very important, document those u can document. That u have a child with someone doesn't mean you must marry the person. About being a Side guy before before, well Na ur luck s#it happens.