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Education / Re: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Secondary School? by marktwain: 6:57am On Sep 06, 2020
Phabulous828:
During our secondary school days, we all have once or more times been called into the principal's office.

As you all know that the principal is as fierce as a lion's den. Let me share mine with you guys

Mine was
When I was in SS 2, there was this senior that always found pleasure in tormenting us with canes, as in he always goes around the school with canes big ones at that.

One day we planned to digrace the senior on the assembly ground, so the said senior was making a speech and he made a grammatical blunder, I shouted OLODO then my classmates followed.
He almort cried, After the assembly I was called into the principal's officer and made to appologise to him but not after been given 5 good lashes of cane.

Share yours.

I went to say hello.
My Uncle was the Principal. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Is Dead! by marktwain: 10:42pm On Feb 14, 2013
Linda Ikeji normally knows what she's talking about

http://lindaikeji..com/2013/02/shocking-singer-goldie-harvey-is-dead.html

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Nairaland / General / Relocating... Bookshelves, Bed+mattress, Dining Table For Sale... Port Harcourt by marktwain: 8:30am On Jan 24, 2013
Hi..
We are relocating, and are selling some of our things. Location is Off Okporo Road in Port Harcourt. 

Items remaining:



1. Dark Georgian-style cherry-effect finished round dining table.            @N80,000
   This is imported and new one costs close to N150,000.

2. Lovely well-finished hanging book shelves 8ft X 4ft X 1ft. There are 3 of them. @N30,000 each.

3.  Bed+mattress. Bed is 4 1/2ft by 6 1/2ft. Mattress is 12 inches thick in great condition.   N30,000 for both.

You can send me an email on adechuks [at] yahoo dot com.
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 5:43pm On Nov 21, 2012
Guys,
I've been quite busy and won't be able to take calls during the day.

The car has been used by my wife since Dec 2008. We had to change top gasket in March. AC is presently not working but the compressor is fine. Will take abt 15k to fix.
Body in good shape.

Car is around Trans-Amadi most mornings.

Will prefer inspection to be saturday morning. Stadium road.

You can book to inspect between now and then.
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 8:06am On Nov 21, 2012
Yea...working well...

Aanu@outlook.com

Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 8:00am On Nov 21, 2012
jaydeeking: pls post interior pics and your contact

Here u go...

Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 9:26am On Nov 20, 2012
grin
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 9:12am On Nov 20, 2012
You can reach me adechuks[at]yahoo[dot]com

Or

Aanu@outlook.com
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 8:05am On Nov 19, 2012
Cant seem to upload from my ipad.
Will keep trying.
No send me email address.
The pictures willl come here smiley
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 7:57am On Nov 19, 2012
Pictures to come shortly...... Hold on...
Autos / Toyota Corolla 2005 (registered) For Quick Sale In Port Harcourt. #650k by marktwain: 7:56am On Nov 19, 2012
Hey,
This toyota corolla 2005 is for sale...

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Health / Re: How Do You View Fat People? by marktwain: 9:50pm On Nov 03, 2012
Nice question...

How do I view fat people?

IN THE MIRROR !
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Aptitude Test by marktwain: 9:09pm On Jun 13, 2012
Why is this place so quiet on this very fine evening.
Or nobody got any emails today?
Na wa o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Aptitude Test by marktwain: 8:59pm On Jun 07, 2012
No shaking... It is well
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Aptitude Test by marktwain: 12:53pm On Mar 06, 2012
A friend of mine just got his invitation to the next test - the Professional Test - today.

Anybody else gotten an email yet?
Properties / Re: New House 5/4bd Duplex 55m, 75m,80m. All Room En-suite C.of.o by marktwain: 11:40am On Mar 06, 2012
Where ??
Jobs/Vacancies / New IT Jobs In Lagos by marktwain: 8:47am On Aug 31, 2011
Applications are invited for the following positions to be filled very urgently.

1.  EXCHANGE SERVER ADMIN.
    A university graduate with knowledge in Exchange Server and Active Directory of not less than  5 years.

2. SQL EXPERT
    Microsoft SQL expert, a graduate with university degree. The candidate must have minimum of 5 years experience managing MS SQL.


Remunerations are VERY [/b]attractive

Pls send your CV to

adechuks @ yahoo . com

[b]Not later than Wednesday 7th September 2011.


ONLY QUALIFIED APPLICANTS WILL BE INVITED FOR INTERVIEWS.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by marktwain: 2:30pm On Jun 29, 2011
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Jobs/Vacancies / Support Positions Open In An Isp by marktwain: 10:31am On Jun 09, 2011
Hi guys.

A first generation Internet Service Provider with offices in Lagos, Port Harcourt and Abuja is being repositioned, and is in need of qualified staff for HelpDesk/Network Administrator roles


1. Helpdesk/Technical Support:

Qualification: First degree in Computer Science/ Elect-Elect Engr, CCNA (preferable)
Experience: No experience required. Must have finished NYSC.
Skills: Network troubleshooting, Helpdesk Support Skills.

2. Network Administrator

Qualification: First degree in Computer Sci or Elect Elect; CCNA; MCSE
Experience: Minimum 2 years post - NYSC
Skills: Unix, Cisco, Leadership



To start by 1st July 2011.

Send your CV to adechuks @ yahoo . com
Politics / Re: A Lawyer's Explanation Of The Freedom Of Information Act 2011 by marktwain: 9:43am On Jun 06, 2011
Seun:

I really miss Chief Gani Fawehinmi. If he was alive, FOI requests from his office would be making waves already.


Sooo sooo right.

Hopefully, a young brilliant lawyer out can will realize he can make a name for himself with this.
Properties / Re: 1 Room Self Contain Available For Rent In Victoria Island Lagos. One Year Rent. by marktwain: 5:04pm On May 27, 2011
chyke4:

1 room self contain available for RENT in Victoria island Adetokunbo Ademola Street.
call 07042967856 or chyke4@gmail.com for further information.
ONE year Rent only.

Price is 300k p.a plus commission.

Regards.

Is it still available?
Autos / Re: Supermint Registered 2005 Bmw 3 Series For N1.5m by marktwain: 9:15am On May 20, 2011
willirose:

SUPER CLEAN LEATHER INTERIOR

POWER WINDOWS

CENTRAL LOCK

KEYLESS ENTRY

CLEAN ALLOY WHEELS

AUTO TRANSMISSION

STEERING BUTTON CONTROLS

08124073510

HAVE A LOOK AT MY LIST OF CARS
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-660995.32.html#msg8325596

Why would anyone call this super-mint leather interior?
Properties / Re: I Urgently Need A Self-contained Room In Vi by marktwain: 4:14pm On May 17, 2011
Needed urgently,
Properties / Re: I Urgently Need A Self-contained Room In Vi by marktwain: 2:38pm On May 16, 2011
popoyeh:

Whats your budget?

400k p/annum.

What do you have on ground?
Properties / I Urgently Need A Self-contained Room In Vi by marktwain: 1:32pm On May 16, 2011
HI people,

I just relocated to Lagos, from Port Harcourt.

My new office is in VI, and i hate the commute i have had to do from the mainland.

I NEED A SELF-CONTAINED room anywhere in VI.

Just a room with toilet/bath. No need for kitchen or whatever.

Very URGENT.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by marktwain: 6:57pm On May 02, 2011
aieromon:

I'll support anybody irrespective of where the person comes from.Sad Munya couldn't nail the $$$.Karen might be fugly but she got swagger.I also dig Grandma Confidence(What were her parents thinking coming up with that name )

I was searching for the right description for that girl. Thanks,
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by marktwain: 6:10pm On May 01, 2011
Missy ★ B:

Is there any way those outside Nigeria can view it online? I'm interested.

http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/Live/
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Amplified (The Official Thread of BBA 6) by marktwain: 5:59pm On May 01, 2011
ok o
Autos / Re: Very Very Clean Like Brand New 2007 Bmw 325i by marktwain: 9:10am On Feb 26, 2011
So how much is this going for?
Politics / Re: I Am A Victim Of June 12 -IBB Says In Exclusive Interview by marktwain: 11:29pm On Nov 19, 2010
chizillar:

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[size=20pt][b]GBAM! and God bless you. [b]Under a military government, he did so much. Imagine under a democratic government.
 I strongly believe this man holds the solution to the problem of this country especially this period in time.

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I thought it was way easier to achieve things under the military than under the civilian style of government, with all the court injuctions that will halt even good ideas, or the Senate and House of Reps spending 2 years on a correct bill.
Politics / Re: Nlc:we'll Shut Down Nigeria At 12midnight! by marktwain: 6:53pm On Nov 09, 2010
News abt the strike should be on the homepage so we can easily keep up on this very important event.

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