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RomanceRe: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by Marpatsyl(f): 11:46pm On May 25, 2024
Auxtan:
Not at all, but she won't see so much love until we marry. My ex saw so much love and care from me. But never again!
You have to be careful though and think it through properly..
I was once in a relationship where the guy was holding back too much and I also noticed he was extra careful with me. I had to confront him one day and asked why he behaves like that and that was when he told me about how is ex betrayed him bla bla, I also asked him if I'm the one to suffer for his past relationship.
He tried to adjust but not well enough for me so I did what was best for my mental health..
RomanceRe: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by Marpatsyl(f): 10:40pm On May 25, 2024
Auxtan:
I'm glad for the experience because my subsequent relationship(s) won't be all lovey dovey grin
So the next person will suffer for this past one huh
RomanceStory Story!! by Marpatsyl(op): 9:59am On May 23, 2024
My colleague claimed to be imagining this nonsense at work and I decided to share because it made me laugh grin

You told your wife you're going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier, her husband comes back and you hid under the bed, the soldier then sends his wife off to the market.

While you're still under the bed, you heard him inviting a woman over the phone, the lady came shortly. His wife returns saying her dress is stained and she needs to change. Before the man opened the door, he told the lady to hide under the bed.

Now the lady turns out to be your wife and both of you are now looking at each other like rabbits.

In school, we call it RÉUNION,
In social gathering, we call it GET TOGETHER,
In mathematics, it's called SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION,
In psychology, they say "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND",
In chemistry, it's called "CHAIN REACTION",
In economics, it's called DEMAND AND SUPPLY,
In physics, it's called NUCLEAR FUSION,
In agriculture, it's called CROP ROTATION..

What did you learn from this story smiley
RomanceRe: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 8:33am On May 23, 2024
Freshboi316:
E mad o.. did you later gave him a chance to ..........
Nope, I'd rather give myself pleasure than to knowingly have sex with a married man. I can't deal abeg undecided
RomanceRe: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 8:31am On May 23, 2024
TinubuThief:
Ok
So now, go and look for work to help your life
Lol
RomanceRe: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 8:31am On May 23, 2024
PerfectStranger:
Madam complete this story. What happened next?
Oga, nothing happened.. I gave an excuse to leave urgently and I went to my father's house.
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 9:27pm On May 22, 2024
youngsahito:
I didn't see your call so mo worry bayi.
Farabale ogbeni
RomanceRe: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 6:51pm On May 22, 2024
Nonexisting1:
But you still fuccked him, didn't you? Lie now and see Amadioha strike you.
No, I didn't.
You can assume whatever you want though undecided
RomanceRe: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op): 2:15pm On May 22, 2024
Just imagine grin

RomanceTalk about a funny lie a guy told you by Marpatsyl(op):
I'll go first..

He invited me to his apartment for the first time and I noticed how well organized and furnished the place was.

On putting on the TV, I noticed it was last on JIMJAM, I stylishly asked about it and he said he enjoys watching cartoons a lot. Then to the kitchen, I noticed big pots and other sizeable kitchen utensils that are not likely to be seen in a bachelor's house, I also asked about it and bros said he enjoys cooking for his relatives whenever they come around, I just pretended to believe it at the moment cheesy

Las las, bros is married and his wife and kids traveled for the holiday the very morning he invited me to his house
RomanceRe: Question For Men. by Marpatsyl(f): 1:58pm On May 22, 2024
PerfectStranger:
Una don start again

Is prostitution the only way she can source for funds?
grin
RomanceRe: Igbo Ladies Check This Out by Marpatsyl(f): 11:52am On May 22, 2024
Fafesot:
"Preferably residing in Lagos", so you can't stay in your erosion-ridden backward region, trooping to Yoruba land.
What! shocked
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 10:45pm On May 21, 2024
youngsahito:
i need to wrap my head around something ooo!!! Definitely you are somebody close to me.
Ma pe e, ma worry
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 9:20pm On May 21, 2024
youngsahito:
mine is zero seven.
I have your number already, I know you from home tongue
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 9:06pm On May 21, 2024
Vijuchoco:
My own convo with AI
grin
Lol..

Like seriously? grin
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 9:04pm On May 21, 2024
youngsahito:
Your AI only knows a name which is not really mine but close Sha. As you couldn't get no further information from AI. Let's continue the chat on Whatsapp.
Ok nar
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 8:29pm On May 21, 2024
youngsahito:
AI doesn't knows about people online. Well, I'm still surprised though. Let it tell you more about me.i want to check something.
Dey play
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 7:53pm On May 21, 2024
youngsahito:
wow! How did you get this information? This one open my jaw ooo!!!
AI o tongue
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 7:33pm On May 21, 2024
youngsahito:
Lolz, AI is wrong about my name but I have someone close to me that bears that name. Let AI try again.
Lori iro, you're Teniola Odunyemi tongue
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 7:31pm On May 21, 2024
princeemmma:
It was a good chat, and i got even impressive reply from it

Below are some of it reply to my questions
Interesting..
Couldn't upload mine though.
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 12:51pm On May 21, 2024
youngsahito:
Technology is making the world a lovely place. Lemme be your next AI that u wanna talk to.
Lol.. Ok nar. I asked Meta AI about you and it said you're Teniola, is that true?
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 10:26pm On May 20, 2024
Auxtan:
It's really fun. I do it a lot.
I even told Meta AI to address me by my name and it's been doing that.
RomanceRe: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op): 10:24pm On May 20, 2024
youngsahito:
what kind of question did you engage him with?
I couldn't upload the screenshots, but they were really touching and funny.

I started with "I'm bored" and it gave me options on what I'd like to do, I chose to talk about a movie I recently watched and we had a lengthy discussion, I then went ahead to talk about career and relationships and the response was something else..

I doff my hat for the team behind this innovation
RomanceWhat I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Marpatsyl(op):
I decided to engage Meta AI and it's been fun grin

Who else have tried engaging Meta AI in personal matters?
FamilyRe: What Would You Do If You Found Out Your Husband Has A Secret Child? by Marpatsyl(f): 6:13pm On May 12, 2024
Nothing new under the sun, happened to three people I know, a close relative and 2 family friends..
None left their marriage, but one of the men went to be with the other woman because the main wife didn't give him peace..

I don't pray for such anyway because things will never be the same in the home embarassed

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