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Auxtan:You have to be careful though and think it through properly.. I was once in a relationship where the guy was holding back too much and I also noticed he was extra careful with me. I had to confront him one day and asked why he behaves like that and that was when he told me about how is ex betrayed him bla bla, I also asked him if I'm the one to suffer for his past relationship. He tried to adjust but not well enough for me so I did what was best for my mental health.. |
Auxtan:So the next person will suffer for this past one ![]() |
My colleague claimed to be imagining this nonsense at work and I decided to share because it made me laugh ![]() You told your wife you're going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier, her husband comes back and you hid under the bed, the soldier then sends his wife off to the market. While you're still under the bed, you heard him inviting a woman over the phone, the lady came shortly. His wife returns saying her dress is stained and she needs to change. Before the man opened the door, he told the lady to hide under the bed. Now the lady turns out to be your wife and both of you are now looking at each other like rabbits. In school, we call it RÉUNION, In social gathering, we call it GET TOGETHER, In mathematics, it's called SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION, In psychology, they say "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND", In chemistry, it's called "CHAIN REACTION", In economics, it's called DEMAND AND SUPPLY, In physics, it's called NUCLEAR FUSION, In agriculture, it's called CROP ROTATION.. What did you learn from this story ![]() |
Freshboi316:Nope, I'd rather give myself pleasure than to knowingly have sex with a married man. I can't deal abeg ![]() |
TinubuThief:Lol |
PerfectStranger:Oga, nothing happened.. I gave an excuse to leave urgently and I went to my father's house. |
youngsahito:Farabale ogbeni |
Nonexisting1:No, I didn't. You can assume whatever you want though ![]() |
Just imagine ![]()
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I'll go first.. He invited me to his apartment for the first time and I noticed how well organized and furnished the place was. On putting on the TV, I noticed it was last on JIMJAM, I stylishly asked about it and he said he enjoys watching cartoons a lot. Then to the kitchen, I noticed big pots and other sizeable kitchen utensils that are not likely to be seen in a bachelor's house, I also asked about it and bros said he enjoys cooking for his relatives whenever they come around, I just pretended to believe it at the moment ![]() Las las, bros is married and his wife and kids traveled for the holiday the very morning he invited me to his house |
PerfectStranger: ![]() |
Fafesot:What! |
youngsahito:Ma pe e, ma worry |
youngsahito:I have your number already, I know you from home ![]() |
youngsahito:Ok nar |
youngsahito:Dey play |
youngsahito:AI o ![]() |
youngsahito:Lori iro, you're Teniola Odunyemi ![]() |
princeemmma:Interesting.. Couldn't upload mine though. |
youngsahito:Lol.. Ok nar. I asked Meta AI about you and it said you're Teniola, is that true? |
Auxtan:I even told Meta AI to address me by my name and it's been doing that. |
youngsahito:I couldn't upload the screenshots, but they were really touching and funny. I started with "I'm bored" and it gave me options on what I'd like to do, I chose to talk about a movie I recently watched and we had a lengthy discussion, I then went ahead to talk about career and relationships and the response was something else.. I doff my hat for the team behind this innovation |
I decided to engage Meta AI and it's been fun ![]() Who else have tried engaging Meta AI in personal matters? |
Nothing new under the sun, happened to three people I know, a close relative and 2 family friends.. None left their marriage, but one of the men went to be with the other woman because the main wife didn't give him peace.. I don't pray for such anyway because things will never be the same in the home ![]() |
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