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lefulefu:
u dey laugh?. Bro the babe was damm huge. The first day this my guy introduced me to the girl as im new girlfriend ehn i was shocked seeing her size. When she wan siddon i come dey fear make she no use her massive weight destroy my chair. D tin i sure wey even make my guy near her be Say the babe parents get money. But then she was still piling up excess weight every month so my guy had to kawa.

na so one rich man for our side take put money for whoever Will marry her blom blom

if u see fatness chai I laugh tire that day for the marriage, I nor wan call name sha very popular man for our side...

lawd if u see fatness ...

lefulefu:
u dey laugh?. Bro the babe was damm huge. The first day this my guy introduced me to the girl as im new girlfriend ehn i was shocked seeing her size. When she wan siddon i come dey fear make she no use her massive weight destroy my chair. D tin i sure wey even make my guy near her be Say the babe parents get money. But then she was still piling up excess weight every month so my guy had to kawa.

chimooooooo chai Lefulefu ur mouth worse ooo

hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha chai, distroy ur chair kwa hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

haaaeeeeee na wa oooo una nor go kill me today

lefulefu:
u sabi nairaland na. Wen dem do wan thread, they will create a counter thread.

na so oo

lefulefu:
some ppl be using pregnancy as an excuse for a lady to blowup but then i have seen very fat chicks who have never given birth b4. For example one of my friend ex babe. This girl never born pickin oo but for to pass through ordinary doorway na problem cos she's ten times fatter and heavier than yokozuna. The girl na all these junk she dey eat and when she wan drink mineral na family size she dey take. My guy had to run cos her fatness was getting out of this world.

hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha Lefulefu u dey kolo oo

chai u kill me today oooo

XhosaNostra:
The type of guys who start what they can't finish. I'm a creature of habits by nature, so you can't switch up on me any time you like. If you responded to my messages within a certain time frame, I expect that to be the case all the time or I start to think something is wrong. When that happens, doubts start to creep in. I can be very guarded, so things like that trigger that part of my personality & eventually I will dismiss you completely for not being consistent. That's been the main issue in my relationships. I don't like change. Stay with the programme or you're out.

gboza gboza gboza, abeg will u give me a certificate

izaray:
Good day mama, pls if u are taking bromocriptine for high prolactin, make sure you take it on full stomach. As in make sure you eat enough food b4 taking it, and try taking it at night, that will help you reduce the sight effect, at least that's how I have been taking mine in d past 2weeks now. May d Lord visit us all Amen!

hmm

lefulefu:
Well if she ain't playing me gboju gboju i will be loyal

mehn so na men turn now abi

Lalas247:
Lol na so Martin they express love
We no dey fight ... every year we do this it’s a ritual to reset his brain lol

hmmmm

lefulefu:
she's waiting 4 u to do d needful na

needful kwa, Na room and parlor na she nor con get oo,

lefulefu:
na Wind of change blow d cocaine into her bag.. Cc greiboy.

I just tire ooo

lefulefu:
na so u dey yarn..until wen d time reach sha

which time wan reach, guy I nor be sex doll oo, Na me dey control myself

lefulefu:
iyam talking of ur wife wey bring me come this thread na

hahahahahah biacan OK she's fine with it, she doesn't complain, or is she complaining to you

lefulefu:
well i can never hv throat cancer or anything cos i watch d type of snail i eat

Mr man when did you turn to a snail man or detector

lefulefu:
all this one u dey yarn u will throw it by the window when u come across a clean trimmed one

oga I nor fit chop fish oo

lefulefu:
u na playa na. I just dey observe lastnight ur rapport with mza.j .she dey ask about ur mentor lefulefu. As u dey flirt with all these babes how u think ur wife go feel about it.

hahahahaha you too still dey observe guy am a free man oo, I nor get time

which wife me wey never see the shape and color of snail for a long time now, nai u dey ask about wife...

well sha I get over 100wives sha here on Nairaland, but preek never dea

lefulefu:
see guy there is no lady on this earth wey no like make dem chop her snail. Even kh.ia ur friend u no see wetin she write on snail eating. She likes it na..just as every lady loves it. So when u involve in za oza room with a girl u must chop snail o.

but get am for mind say Na injury u dey chop oo

in igbo we call it "oryan "

lefulefu:
see guy there is no lady on this earth wey no like make dem chop her snail. Even kh.ia ur friend u no see wetin she write on snail eating. She likes it na..just as every lady loves it. So when u involve in za oza room with a girl u must chop snail o.

OK oo yeah she's my friend and she told me right in my eyes she likes it...

e be like say u don sell your mouth, one day u go come meet me complaining of throat cancer

Lefulefu come see ooo
this girl need to be recruited by out African ladies

Lalas247:

hmmmm

lefulefu:
new catch ke?. Aghhh na where u dey wen new catch dey snatch Martin na. This one don pass sha.

hahahahah she just dey observer me and one of my friend khia

lefulefu:
na she be dey complain to me say upon d way she don seduce u .. U no jus dey look her way. Na wa for u.chocolate beauty like biacan na im u jus dey ignore. Kilode Martin0 .

seduce who o boy ,u suppose to even they happy for me, at least I have opportunity to choose from all these ladies on Nairaland, me o don't want a lady wey go dey tell me to eat snail abi u nor see confession this week

so make I follow woman wey go use her period cook stew for me abi

Thegeneralqueen:
He told his new catch that he doesn't date Nigerian women

why are you changing my words
see khia is my good friend oo nothing much don't know why u dey talk like this ooo

Lalas247:
Oniranu ... u no fit get my time before ... who dash u clock seff
6 years u still can’t handle natin dey deceive urself ... no go marry

I know say ur mouth na tap!

time nor dey finish na, u suppose know na!

So Na 6year's u pass enter abi, OK oo dey play ur card now ooo e dey sweet u abi!

shuuu na u con dey talk about marriage now, haba apostle most hear this

hahahahaha mehn I nor fit laugh oo chai hmm "snake "#martin # u eh anyway sha time go come!

Lalas247:
U no dey fear sha no quote me o ..u are in the dog house till further notice
Lefulefu don’t beg me o

see u.

I never get your time sha, make the game just they roll first

Lefulefu nor beg anything, I sabi handle her!

lefulefu:
Thegeneralqueen the ball is in Martin's court oo

u just dey put fire

Lalas247:
Creep walking

Waka commot for here ee

OboOlora:
The We DGAF team will soon land. May God give u pple money so u stop needing a rich lady.

Meanwhile, this thread smells like fish *in Wizzy’s voice*

tatafo

Thegeneralqueen:
I'm being honest here

OK ooo

Thegeneralqueen:
I'm coming to visit you not to go and meet someone else

ummmm

Thegeneralqueen:
When did he return

see question oo will u follow me yes or no..

XhosaNostra:
Ok. Should I post my vagina?

hahahahaha hahahahaha if I was asked! I will gladly say a very laud yes