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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Shoot Man Dead In Umuahia, Dump Body In Drainage (Graphic Photo, Video) by martius101(m): 11:25pm On Jan 31, 2021
Oluwa,....wetin dey occur?
Science/Technology / Re: 4-Year-Old Girl Finds 220-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Print On UK Beach (Photos) by martius101(m): 11:21pm On Jan 31, 2021
Abeg I no understand science again ooooo....220m.....abeg wetin b the dinosaur leg...fire that melts rocks or rocks were mud then?...abi koyemi o
Romance / Re: Not Able To Push My Penis Into Her Vagin by martius101(m): 12:13am On Jan 30, 2021
damimola:
Hi Bro,
Let me advise you to be VERY patient with each other. You don't have a problem, its probably because both of you are new to the act.
Talk to you wife, use your hand to doing a lot of stimulation on her organ/opening.
Do not be anxious to penetrate her, let her get well lubricated. Communicate with her, ask her where she likes to be touched i.e. the erogenous part. Work on her breast, neckline etc. She needs to get really aroused and wet. Then you can use your hand to gently widen her.
Please do not be in an hurry or under pressure, keep your mind focus on her and not on your erection.
If your erection comes down, it will come up in the heat of the moment. When she is a little wide and wet, use your P.head to play around the opening till it feels comfortable to go in.
With this few point am sure you will be fine.
Again , do not be in an hurry and don't be under pressured. Talk to your wife what you want to do. Communication is the key.
If she is not getting wet, you can get KY gel from pharmacy, it will help but let thing follow naturally.




e joor ooo...awon sex analyst

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Education / Re: What Took You To The Principal's Office In Your Secondary School Days? by martius101(m): 9:49pm On Jan 26, 2021
For me I dont go to classes that's why....my younger sister had to report me to my mom that I don't attend classes......so they to open a movement file for me where my mum had to sign the time I left home in the morning and the tune I came back while my principal signs the time I enter the school in the morning and when I left in the afternoon.....omo I chop cain no be small....I too to do.

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Politics / Re: Amotekun Arrests Truckload Of Herdsmen Going To Ibarapa, Recovers 25 Guns by martius101(m): 1:00pm On Jan 26, 2021
MelesZenawi:
MURIC should rise and Condemn this act of profiling their fellow Muslims..

These are dane guns used mostly by hunters and not Ak-47.

What if they came to SW for hunting and maybe the species of animals they specialises in hunting and killing all lives there.






bros make I no slap you from here o...wetin u dey talk....they came with guns and dogs..for what abeg.. no families or anything....that's how they will penetrate.
Politics / Re: Heavy Gunfire In Orlu, Imo As Soldiers And ESN Clash (Disturbing Photos) by martius101(m): 7:37am On Jan 26, 2021
AlfaB:
Igbos please search for for official IPOB website and donate.





you be fool...one eleribu spotted.
Religion / Re: My Father Has A Bat In His Wardrobe: Should I Be Worried? by martius101(m): 10:30pm On Jan 23, 2021
Skyfornia:
Are you testing your writing skills? Okay here is it.. I'll score you 3/10. Keep it up..you will surely get there.






Kaku man.
Romance / Re: This Is The Reason Why I May End My Life by martius101(m): 7:24am On Jan 23, 2021
IntersexSherry:
If i will suicide, i will burn my body to ashes





sorry....... please don't.... this life ehn... wetin sherry do God.

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Romance / Re: Lady Embarrassed As Boyfriend Kneels Down To Propose To Her At The Market by martius101(m): 4:19pm On Jan 21, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Pussy ass niggarrrrs every where...

The niggarrrr looks like that comedian called bae u

This is really fuckkk shit..

Pussy asss and soft moda fuckkking niggarrrz everywhere
Dragg my weed and drink my origin bitters with anger while I walk out of this thread....
No hard and real niggarrrrs again on planet earth
Weak Pussy asss niggarrrz everywhere






abeg,he thought he had a girl friend abi?....abi person no go propose give em babe again....what a wicked world.
Romance / Re: Help!! My Brothers Are Gay� by martius101(m): 12:15pm On Jan 21, 2021
Fvckyouall:

if my pikin turn gay i would support it


one eleribu spotted.
Romance / Re: Help!! My Brothers Are Gay� by martius101(m): 6:54am On Jan 19, 2021
Fvckyouall:
So what if they are gay what's wrong with that? it's their preference, you can either accept them or get the fvck out of their lives and mind your own business.






you re so gullible.....his immediate family?.....man you are an agent of the dark world.....when you have your pikins ehn,make them gay.

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Education / Re: Have You Seen This Animal Before, What's It Called by martius101(m): 6:36am On Jan 19, 2021
ewo tun ree o
Religion / Re: Clients Of Prophet Onyeze Jesus Bath Naked In A River by martius101(m): 6:17am On Jan 19, 2021
oteneaaron:
What will people not do for money?

Money is the root of all evil, yet it answers all things.

What a paradox.






it's not money that is the root of all evil.....the
oteneaaron:
What will people not do for money?

Money is the root of all evil, yet it answers all things.

What a paradox.






it's not money that is the root of all evil.....the
oteneaaron:
What will people not do for money?

Money is the root of all evil, yet it answers all things.

What a paradox.






it's not money that is the root of all evil.....the LOVE of money does.
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? by martius101(m): 7:46am On Jan 18, 2021
LordPherule:


Mostly of our elders are old school and still in dark mode. The are still in the era of fallacy and superstitions.



you are a mumu man.
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? by martius101(m): 7:46am On Jan 18, 2021
KingZaddy:
you Should Avoid Religious People...

Imagine The Rubbish You Believed...


so she should stick to who.you?...
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? by martius101(m): 7:45am On Jan 18, 2021
KingZaddy:
your head is not correct..

according to what you are told? thats how you people go about spreading bullshit info.



one eleribu spotted...you are a mumu man.
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? by martius101(m): 7:44am On Jan 18, 2021
ITbomb:
Female undies should be washed with bath soap, the normal soap or detergent is too reactive to their private parts cos of the chemicals






you are a mumu man.
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction? by martius101(m): 7:43am On Jan 18, 2021
Olayinka777:

I hear u Boss! Say this in front of elders & hear their reactions.




ogaaa they are telling you now u know hear...ok....piking wey dey dance surunde dance no know say na dance of the spirit...let him continue.

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Religion / Re: Something You Should Fear More Than The Mark Of The Beast! by martius101(m): 7:14pm On Jan 17, 2021
women.
Education / Re: Spit That Comes Out After People Sleep by martius101(m): 4:31pm On Jan 17, 2021
it's called..."falalad"
Education / Re: Spit That Comes Out After People Sleep by martius101(m): 4:30pm On Jan 17, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Drooling




hahaha..bros...na dog em b?
Romance / Re: Valentine: Woman Buys N865k Box Containing iPhone 12, Other Gifts For Lover (Pix by martius101(m): 4:26pm On Jan 17, 2021
something fishy going down.......not free.
Religion / Re: When Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by martius101(m): 2:21pm On Jan 17, 2021
matrix199:
You give it to her. Didn't the Bible say, 'ask and it shall be given'?




bros its not that type of ask...
Religion / Re: Born Again: This Is The Only Way To Make Heaven by martius101(m): 2:18pm On Jan 17, 2021
Decent09:


Before Jesus nko





before Jesus was his preparation.....all done was for his coming 1st and 2nd Time.....note it.
Religion / Re: Born Again: This Is The Only Way To Make Heaven by martius101(m): 10:03am On Jan 17, 2021
AntiChristian:


Noah was once the way. Moses too. Jesus too. All their time expired.



it was all a journey to see Jesus as the light....that's why God didn't send another Messiah.
Religion / Re: Born Again: This Is The Only Way To Make Heaven by martius101(m): 8:58am On Jan 17, 2021
AntiChristian:


Islam is never violent. Open your Old testament and see the blood spilled in the name of Yahweh.

Don't mention violence.






okay....it just have to be like that for it all to manifest...God is not a magician....and more so Jesus hadn't come that time....Jesus is the way,the truth and the light.
Religion / Re: Born Again: This Is The Only Way To Make Heaven by martius101(m): 8:56am On Jan 17, 2021
AntiChristian:


Which verse gave you this theory?
The world would end but not as you are taking it.





then how are you taking it......anyhow it decides to...it will end...and there is heaven and hell.

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