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Car Talk / Re: 21 Causes Of Car Accidents That You Should Avoid by martius101(m): 9:47pm On Mar 18, 2019
AntiBrutus:
Driving with bae in the front seat.

Some babes will stretch one hand to their guy's laps and be massaging that place while he is driving. How will he concentrate?

I used to do it, but I have stopped.





Hmm,Antibrutus.....God dey spy on u o
Politics / Re: Bayo Adelabu Enjoying A Bowl Of Amala After Elections by martius101(m): 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2019
Still can't find the bowl of Amala
Family / Re: Man Tricks His Baby Who Refused To Take Milk From A Feeding Bottle by martius101(m): 9:28pm On Mar 18, 2019
Hamilton1:
Afonjas at it Again




I see.......don't be shy to ask God for sense this year ehn....bikonu
Properties / Re: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by martius101(m): 9:22pm On Mar 18, 2019
I no understand wetin dey do this OP sef.....you have heard what most people are saying right?......you carry matter come here shey be your story is on FP now abi? ......oya go and pack..... rubbish.
Properties / Re: Help, My Landlady Is Threatening My Life by martius101(m): 9:17pm On Mar 18, 2019
mankettle:
you need to lawyer up. and when going to the station tell them she brought guys to beat u up





brought guys to beat u up


Choi.... Receive sense this year
Crime / Re: Edo Woman Based In Spain Uses 'Juju' Against Her Rival On Facebook. Photos by martius101(m): 9:11pm On Mar 18, 2019
Hamilton1:
Afonjas nd Ritual Charms ar lik 5 & 6, formin 2 be from Edo




Ah...you never die?....Sango strike you there

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Crime / Re: Edo Woman Based In Spain Uses 'Juju' Against Her Rival On Facebook. Photos by martius101(m): 9:10pm On Mar 18, 2019
Hamilton1:
Afonjas nd Migration ar lik Ewedu nd Amala



OGUN kill you there

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Sexual Predator Who Groomed Young Girls Online Is Jailed In UK. Photo by martius101(m): 6:40pm On Mar 18, 2019
Ogun kill u
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu And Femi Hamzat Visit Buhari In Abuja - Photos by martius101(m): 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2019
LiveByNight:



Hahahahahaa grin

Biafra? Na u and ibos be the same animals grin
Esango de va we ewe?? Yoruba dog







Igbo goat




Igbo goat

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu And Femi Hamzat Visit Buhari In Abuja - Photos by martius101(m): 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2019
LiveByNight:



Hahahahahaa grin

Biafra? Na u and ibos be the same animals grin
Esango de va we ewe?? Yoruba dog






Igbo goat

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Education / Re: Father Trains Dog To Prevent Daughter From Using Phone During Homework by martius101(m): 5:49pm On Mar 18, 2019
kingemzy5:
Assuming my mum knows about this welcome development.... it's over for me grin




Choi u still dey do homework?sounds juvenile.....Ogun go finish that data for u
Education / Re: School Punishment Abroad VS In Africa by martius101(m): 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2019
MyGeneration:
In Nigeria stubborn children too plenty.

The detention you want to send them to they see it as flexing, cause most are not ready to learn. They would just go on detention and start annoying the teacher.

If you served in a school during Nysc especially village school, you would know that even coming to school is luxury to some students to escape farm work, not because of the learning but the escaping.
Then giving them detention is sleeping flexing.

You would see students who would trek to school just to go on detention cool



Nairaland suppose get dislike button..... yeye
Politics / Re: Breaking: Imo People Molds Okorocha Statue As A Pay-BacK For All His Good Work by martius101(m): 5:40pm On Mar 18, 2019
kakale1:
how do you know the guy fvck you before




I understand, you are a mumuite
Education / Re: Only Sharp Mind Can Find The Camel In This Picture by martius101(m): 5:37pm On Mar 18, 2019
Treasure17:
Right there beneath the horse.


Bros,na the monkey hand b dat
Education / Re: Only Sharp Mind Can Find The Camel In This Picture by martius101(m): 5:36pm On Mar 18, 2019
kallmemrB:
now I see it




Na lie you see.....
Education / Re: Only Sharp Mind Can Find The Camel In This Picture by martius101(m): 5:34pm On Mar 18, 2019
chizzypresh:
Its just beneath d horse...white in colour




Colour blindness

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu And Femi Hamzat Visit Buhari In Abuja - Photos by martius101(m): 5:28pm On Mar 18, 2019
LiveByNight:


grin

Ighele erimwin rhu wa aro ra?

Yoruba dog





If e sure for you,write am for English....OGUN kill you there rWERE OSHI .....GOAT,EWU,ERAN MEE,.... your biafran fagbon and Father

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Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Celebrates His Sister, Fadeke's 28th Birthday by martius101(m): 4:56pm On Mar 18, 2019
hisexcellency34:
carbon copy


Of wetin?


Talk nonsense and Ogun kill you
Health / Re: Kenyan Drug Addict Rescued By His Childhood Friend, Dies 2 Years After by martius101(m): 4:50pm On Mar 18, 2019
Here is a woman changing a man's Life....but some yeye Naija girls go dey find man we get Benz.......no worry nah,Dem Neva use una pant finsh sef...

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Romance / Re: Lady Said "Men Are Stupid". See The Reply She Got by martius101(m): 4:40pm On Mar 18, 2019
frbona:
is this your momma's name?



Eyah sorry...Choi..em don forget say una get committee for here.....




Lol...the thing pain d gel

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Crime / Re: Drunk Lagos Policeman, Sadiq Hamed, Seen Trying To Hide From The Camera by martius101(m): 4:32pm On Mar 18, 2019
sliqboy:
Are you trying to make the man loose his job?
Wetin u go gain if you succeed?




It's not about wetin e gain ...... but the type of policemen we have in this country.. drinking for inside uniform?it's appalling
Sports / Re: Betis Fans Bow To Messi After Superb Hat-trick Performance by martius101(m): 4:26pm On Mar 18, 2019
gabazin080:
They say what a man can do , woman can do better , as if they can Urinate through a Window while a Train is in motion




LWKMDFH,uhhnnnn.. that's savagery
Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead As Aye & Eiye Cultists Clash In Delta (Graphic Photos) by martius101(m): 4:20pm On Mar 18, 2019
Deltatoto:
improper orientation by parents I over bad for everythg but didn’t have to belong to a cult.ppl when Dey cult then for campus Dey avoid me I was too diabolic if u try me u won’t wake up the next day.wetin be cult.


Awon eleyi bad gaaan.....diabolic?....Dem no wan reason you ni....
Car Talk / Re: How To Get Home Safely After Drinking by martius101(m): 4:12pm On Mar 18, 2019
themosthigh:
Don’t drink.




Ok
Car Talk / Re: The 8 Most Expensive Cars In The World by martius101(m): 3:47pm On Mar 18, 2019
OneCorner:
8 greatest vanity
Worldly things be tripping dumb people. Building churches and other Christian tracts and stuff is better off
Wise up!!!

See this one,na u suppose wise up....God bless me with just one of those cars......that means I am made.no be for yeye pples....lol....if u know want,to...goo g for you.....as for me eheen....I want.....goodbye... Oloribu
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flaunts Her Customized Range Rover Sports (PHOTO) by martius101(m): 3:24pm On Mar 18, 2019
Ugosample:


she is trollin you guys

And you all keep falling for it




If na that one......OGUN kill her
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Flaunts Her Customized Range Rover Sports (PHOTO) by martius101(m): 12:04pm On Mar 18, 2019
Onyi22:
Na lady ooooo, what r the men on this forum doing?
Common bicycle they can't afford.....
What a big shame



You this onyi22...wetin b ur problem sef...you are a broke ass beach ..... it's very lucid.

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Celebrities / Re: Ayiri Emami Wines And Dines With Olamide (Photo) by martius101(m): 8:29am On Mar 18, 2019
lonelydora:
Olamide should watch his weight. I prefer him slim





Lol,who be this one?

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Celebrities / Re: Isokoboy Blasts Nikki Samonas, Says "You Are Wearing A Fake Privates" by martius101(m): 8:21am On Mar 18, 2019
DigitB:
Ladies in the house pls explain to me. It's understandable if a woman wear fake bwest and fake bumbum.

What is exactly the reason for wearing fake kpekus?




Baba abeg help me ask them ooo.....dey wear fake kpekus
Celebrities / Re: Bambam Slays In Cleavage-Baring Outfit (Photos) by martius101(m): 7:56am On Mar 18, 2019
[quote author=tohyorsih post=76753661]d**k sucker lipsrsealed[/quote





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