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Career / Re: Customs Promotes Bashir Abubakar Who Rejected $420,000 Bribe by martius101(m): 10:34pm On Mar 17, 2019
AntiWailer:
the guy wowed me.


i knew some one who witness the whole thing,





Kariya ni
Celebrities / Re: Ten Of The Most Expensive Luxury Cars In Nigerian Celebrities Garages by martius101(m): 5:15pm On Mar 17, 2019
Onyi22:
My Davido almost drive all d cars, that's y I love him so much because he's rich, cute n famous...
Unlike some poor, frustrated, broke ass guys we have on this forum, they can't even afford a bicycle n they r requesting for my number.......





Wanted to like and share but......ori e ti gbale
Romance / Re: HOT Photo Of This Lady Flaunting Her Banging Bikini Body Is The Most Sexy Photos by martius101(m): 7:21am On Mar 17, 2019
Abi Ogun wan kill dis op ni
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut Comes For His Ex-head Boy Who Treated Him Badly In Boarding School by martius101(m): 7:20am On Mar 17, 2019
Receive sense this year

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Celebrities / Re: Stefflon Don In Bikini, Burna Boy's Girlfriend Gorgeous In New Photos by martius101(m): 1:07pm On Mar 16, 2019
Onyi22:
I lost respect for Burna boy d very day I found out that he's dating this foreign girl......
What happened to our Nigerian ladies? R we not beautiful enough or dont we have what it takes to keep him?
Y can't he be humble like Davido?
He better wake up.......




LWKMDFH.......see dis one....you dey find burna boy.... lol e dey come.choi....she has something to offer but apparently y'all don't have anything to offer... sorry.....I would do the same again and again........ole jati jati
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Etinosa Under Fire For Going Nude On MC Galaxy's Instagram Live Video by martius101(m): 7:49am On Mar 16, 2019
LordsApostle:

shut up and stop being stupid, why are you so concerned about nonsense, how does she getting naked distort or affects the hardship an average Nigerian is facing? How does her getting naked compounds our unemployment malady?
We just enjoy being stupid in this country with very misplaced priorities... I'm so tired of this hell hole. The things really bordering us everyone should be very concerned about, we all shy away from and instead rush to various stupid churches to "pray" them out, only to come out greeted with same problems, we will refuse to work practicable means out to salvage our problems, but we enjoy stealing and defrauding ourselves... Those are our real problems, yet no one is concerned; wetin concern is na Etinosa naked on life TV.

Kai!!! Nigerians, in short blacks are all fools, and monkeys picked from the darkest savagery part of hell... Don't know how I found myself amongst this cretinous creatures...

* spit on u all*




Sharap dia,so someone cannot jus gossip in peace again? .... I even think say na better thing em wan talk.........go spit on ur papa..... na only if ur monkey papa no be black and a Nigerian ......
Romance / Re: . by martius101(m): 7:48am On Mar 15, 2019
SaucyBenks:
I no like money to that extent bro...



Sharap this man.....na lie...$10m
Romance / Re: . by martius101(m): 7:46am On Mar 15, 2019
justscorchone:


Leave op,I dey here when do we start?



Lol....nawa o guy.... No time....
Health / Re: Argentine Doctor Arrested For Masturbating While Checking Patient's Private Part by martius101(m): 1:16pm On Mar 14, 2019
Gurumaharaji:
His Medical licence should be seized....Our women will not be safe in his custody..highly unethical


Which one is "our women"
Politics / Re: E-Money Congratulates Emeka Ihedioha, Imo State Governor-Elect by martius101(m): 4:03pm On Mar 13, 2019
SouthSouth1914:
Very poor wrote up!

Emeka “congratulated”... what’s that??




"Very poor wrote up".....you must be an igbo man
Romance / Re: Friends With Benefit. by martius101(m): 11:33am On Mar 13, 2019
xendra:
these days? YES! because most of y'all got nothing else to offer



Likewise y'all too... nothing buy.....pekus
Sports / Re: Video Of Asisat Oshoala's 4th Goal In 4 Games For Barcelona by martius101(m): 8:56am On Mar 13, 2019
Jestin:
This babe is so talented.....this is how real babes should slay



Abeg no kill me with laff
Career / Re: "Why I Resigned From N-Power": My Story and the Lessons (Photo) by martius101(m): 8:45am On Mar 13, 2019
wayisshut:
Then why are you telling us. Are you the first honest or sincere person to have done this. shocked

Ok let me tell you my story. One day around this time last year. I went to visit a friend, coming back I saw a medium sized bag on my way initially I was sceptical, but I decided to open it. Guess what I saw, hundred dollar bills totalling about 60,000 dols. Do you know what that means in this buhari economy? aside from that I saw pants good female pants jewerries and other stuff too good to the eyes

Immediately i picked it up and then went home. The next day I went to that same spot made a small billboard with my number on it ,thereafter I did an announcement on three national dailies and then did some jingles on air.

Guess what at that point in my life I was passing through some trying moment financially but it never crossed my mind to take the money or sell the pants ( it was female pants anyway).

To cut the long story short I met the owner and voila she got her stuff cool





Wetin you gain?maybe that was ur opportunity.....well,thats your cup of skushi.
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Buys A House And 2 Cars (Photo) by martius101(m): 7:24am On Mar 13, 2019
Onyi22:
Awwwwwwwww .....my kind of man,
Young, rich, cute n talented......
I always admire them when their pocket is loaded with money......
Ego Amaka



Ole,ole,alapamasise
Romance / Re: What Is The Excitement Of Wedding Night When Your Wife Is Not A Virgin? by martius101(m): 7:07am On Mar 13, 2019
firstEVA:
No excitement atal, particularly when the man is not a virgin.





LWKMDFH,see this one that is not a virgin.....you wey don turn fargin.....pls tell me who is to enjoy who sef...plus you weyno be virgin sef dey talk...Choi u suppose hide ur face ...after you will say he is not a man..... confused set of people
Romance / Re: What Is The Excitement Of Wedding Night When Your Wife Is Not A Virgin? by martius101(m): 7:03am On Mar 13, 2019
DAVIYJONESS:
women don't even like virgin as husband.

Does it make a difference if he were? Are you saying there is equality in male and female virginity undecided




No mind am brother,Attention seeker on NL Wawa...
Romance / Re: What Is The Excitement Of Wedding Night When Your Wife Is Not A Virgin? by martius101(m): 7:02am On Mar 13, 2019
yanabasee:
What excitement will you have if she was a VIRGIN? What's so special about virgins sef? Mtchwww.... Alum tightens vaginaz and mek it virginous! grin




Bros,I can bet this wif you that ur future wife is under a 7inch dick right now..
Romance / Re: How To Know When A Girl Orgasms by martius101(m): 6:55am On Mar 13, 2019
ATMC:
Get help ASAP!




So I cum and die abi because I want her to reach orgasm?...
Romance / Re: How To Know When A Girl Orgasms by martius101(m): 6:53am On Mar 13, 2019
sinaj:
You are very wrong op.



Curling of d toes can also be faked


D only way to knw a gurl is avin orgasm is by... wink





Talk am,werey....make we know
Romance / Re: How To Know When A Girl Orgasms by martius101(m): 6:51am On Mar 13, 2019
ALWAYS, its my duty to satisfy her


Werrey..... you go just die ...you wan satisfy woman ,I laff in Swahili.......plus what r duty
Romance / Re: How To Know When A Girl Orgasms by martius101(m): 6:50am On Mar 13, 2019
[quote]ALWAYS, its my duty to satisfy her[/qu


Werey......you go die satisfying woman...what's r duty?
Romance / Re: How To Know When A Girl Orgasms by martius101(m): 6:48am On Mar 13, 2019
ATMC:
Really? Do you stare at her toes?


Choi see savagery....no mind the guy......after me af cum na to sleep.
Education / Re: Students Who Do These 5 Things Will Succeed Academically - INFOGRAPHIC by martius101(m): 6:44am On Mar 13, 2019
mubarak89:


In my opinion, i believe every student is given some amount of (pocket) money for up keep. Hence with proper planning at the beginning of the semester (no 1) you gonna have food to eat (maybe not 3 times daily) and you won't have to trek to school EVERYDAY. I swear d person Ain't gonna fail.



Stop swearing guy,ahah...e go fail for Africa sef....I take 3k per month and I have photocopies to make including assignments,I will buy food stuffs to for s month no girl,nothing ..Bros I read wif hunger........I no ho lie you ehn....the person go fail.
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Long Courtship Should Be Avoided By Ladies. by martius101(m): 6:37am On Mar 13, 2019
Toks2008:


Lol..you dey laugh me?

Na so nah. 1sec in hell and you will forget the sweetness of all the holes you have sampled.

I believe in going for just one chic of my choice and staying put rather than fooling around sleeping with ogbanjes,snakes and marmaids.

Even if na witch i carry put for house at least she go happy say i no cheat on am.






You sef no go want cheat
Phones / Re: This Is How To Read Deleted Messages On Whatsapp by martius101(m): 4:48am On Mar 12, 2019
Sp, someone cannot delete messages to in peace again?

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Family / Re: Suggest A Name For My Baby Girl: The Naming Ceremony Of My Baby Is Tomorrow by martius101(m): 10:22pm On Mar 11, 2019
Yoruba talk say: the name wey pikin go bear nah mama and papa mind e dey but you carry your own come here



Good luck.. well I name her oshiomole
Travel / Re: Man In A Wheelchair Holding A Moving Truck (Photos) by martius101(m): 2:21pm On Mar 11, 2019
ekems2017:
Enjoy your ride joor. You have nothing to loose.




Choi....c woman being o
Crime / Re: Elderly Man Found Dead During Voting Exercise In Delta. Photos by martius101(m): 2:13pm On Mar 11, 2019
daddytime:


If you regard your self and lifestyle as Christlike which inadvertently makes you a Christian, then tell me my brother by answering this question...

What would Jesus have done in this scenario...





But.....they are not Jesus.
Crime / Re: Corpers' Pants, Sanitary Pads Collected By Hoodlums In Ebonyi by martius101(m): 8:52am On Mar 11, 2019
Homeboiy:
And chioma leave two of her pants for my house since November

That babe get mind oo

[b]As I dey broke [/b]so



Na because say u no want get money.... sorry
Crime / Re: Corpers' Pants, Sanitary Pads Collected By Hoodlums In Ebonyi by martius101(m): 8:50am On Mar 11, 2019
freemanbubble:

Imagine!!!
"We also learnt that when they meet women who are not wearing pants, they give them pants and force them to wear them for about five minutes before taking them away from their victims”

Humans are cursed but
Africans are a disgrace
And Nigerians are worse

How can someone in his or her right full sense believe pants can make you wealthy!



Dey dia....Dem do am continuously and u said it ain't working?..don't be shy to ask God for sense

Crime / Re: Corpers' Pants, Sanitary Pads Collected By Hoodlums In Ebonyi by martius101(m): 8:48am On Mar 11, 2019
MatthAnn post=75545416[b:
]Get rich quick, [/b]die young.
Olamide singing and making noise since time immemorial




At least e get money....what if e go die and e no get money...

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