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sylvalord:
ANOTHER BAD CAMPAIGN MANAGER

Who sent you to torment me?

MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

MarthaK

Miss NL

sylvalord:
REALY? VOTING FOR MARTHA WILL CHANGE MY LIFE POSITIVELY? HOW?

This guy sha
Just follow ur heart dear

marieolae:
vote for jennimma, and you'll get enough asses to kiss ! #teamjennimma

I don't want

MarthaK for Miss Nairaland!!!!!
She's intelligent
Beautiful
Friendly
Funny
Sexy
Jovial
Mad Hawt!
Determined
Creative!!!

Biitches be kissing each other azzes

!!!

sylvalord:
SOMEONE HELP OUT HERE, I'M CONFUSED ON WHO TO CAMPAIGN AND VOTE FOR

Vote for MarthaK and your life will never remain the same!
It will change positively

pryd:
This promises to be a keenly contested battle. Where do I pitch my tent? hmmmmn

Pitch your tent on MarthaK's field of everlasting fun!

As for me, I mixed my jollof rice with garri and ate it... Has anyone done it? Who wants to break my record?

=HOW TO DO THE HANDS ON THE WALL TWERK=
1- Stand about two feet away from a sturdy wall
Stand facing away from the wall but within close proximity so you can see the wall in your peripheral vision.
https://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/d/d6/Twerk-Step-7.jpg/250px-Twerk-Step-7.jpg

2- Put your hands on the floor This time you
want to make sure you have a strong/ good grip on the floor as you will be walking your feet up the wall so you
don’t want to fall.
https://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/5/51/Twerk-Step-8.jpg/250px-Twerk-Step-8.jpg

3- Walk your feet up the wall and bend your
knees Hold this position momentarily
while you shake your booty.
https://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/b/b8/Twerk-Step-9.jpg/250px-Twerk-Step-9.jpg

=HOW TO DO THE HANDS ON THE GROUND TWERK=
1- Stand with your legs parallel, separated Make sure your legs are straight and your torso if facing forward.
https://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/8/8d/Twerk-Step-4.jpg/250px-Twerk-Step-4.jpg

2- Put your hands on the ground You can
have a slight bend in your legs and make sure at least your fingertips touch the ground.
https://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/c/cb/Twerk-Step-5.jpg/250px-Twerk-Step-5.jpg

3- Bend and straighten your legs quickly,
accentuating the booty pop during the move
Bend and straighten your legs along with the rhythm of the music. You can also shake and move your booty as you twerk.
https://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/2/20/Twerk-Step-6.jpg/250px-Twerk-Step-6.jpg

Twerking is the newest dance move craze for
teens. The basic emphasis of this dance move is on
your booty and accentuating the movement of
your hips and body. Some teens think twerking
fun, funny or just downright weird, but has
certainly become part of the dance culture today.
Get in step with the newest trend and learn
several ways to twerk in only a few easy steps.
= HOW TO DO THE SQUAT AND SHAKE TWERK=
1- Consider keeping your knees behind your toes
to avoid knee injury Get into a squat position. You don’t want to be too low to the ground, but low enough so that you are grounded and easily balanced.

2- Pop your booty outward Get into the
stance where it looks like you are about
to sit into a chair--your booty should be
the main attraction.
https://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/1/19/Twerk-Step-2.jpg/250px-Twerk-Step-2.jpg

3- Hold your hands up either in the air or by your
sides and shake your booty back and forth
Practice this rhythmically and along with
the music.

Choosing to remain a virgin until marriage is a
respectable personal decision for either sex. There
are many good reasons for pledging to wait until
marriage to have sex, including protecting your
sexual health, preserving the sanctity of sex, and
honoring a special commitment to someone who is
significant in your life (your spouse). If you have
come to a well thought-out decision about your
virginity, this article will help you stay true to
your principles.
1- Know why you made that decision Your
basis for making your choices could be
motivated by anything from practicality to
theology. Because it is your body, you
are allowed to have whatever justifications
you'd like about your personal choices.
Knowing that you are virgin saves you a
lot of a stress, including worrying about
whether you are pregnant or have an
STD, paying for contraceptives, facing
the possibility of needing an abortion or
being forced to start a family before you
are ready. On the other hand, many
people feel as though the Bible dictates
that your virginity should be a gift that
you give to your spouse after marriage.

2- Be comfortable with your decision Understand your own reasons for choosing to wait until marriage to have sex, and affirm why those reasons are important to you by writing them down. It may help to post an abridged list on your fridge or desk wall so you can look at it to remind yourself why you made your decision. Posting the list in personal places that you frequent will make it convenient for you to re-affirm your beliefs in times of doubt or temptation. You don't need to justify your choices to the people around you. Let people know that you are only informing people about your decision so that they can be respectful towards your beliefs; you are not trying to lecture them about how they should live their life or to get their approval.

3- Avoid temptation Don't be alone with
someone of the opposite sex in situations
where sex would be very tempting. When
passion or sexual tension pervades in an
environment, you may hastily make a
decision that you will later regret. Make
your own life easier by choosing to avoid
those situations to begin with when you
are in an unclouded mental state. The
most important thing is to make a decision
before you are tempted by sex, because if
you have not set limits for yourself, then
you will do what feels right at the time.
That may be a decision that you will
regret later.
Keep meeting and dating. Do not be
desperate, but don't feel you need to
remain alone. A good night kiss, a hug,
or holding hands with a person you
enjoyed being with is quite appropriate.

4- Reaffirm your decision Many people have
made the choice you have made, so don't
give up hope. You will meet friends and
potential romantic partners who feel the
same way as you do, so don't be afraid
about being yourself.
Understand not everyone will agree.
Respectfully agree to disagree with
people who have made different sexual
choices. You may want to discuss your
reasons for making your respective
choices, and you may even get into a
friendly debate questioning each other's
values. But at the end of the day, both
you and your friends should realize
that each person is allowed to decide
whatever they want with their body
and that neither party should attempt
to convert or condemn the other for
their choices.
Recognize that many people brag
about how many sexual relations they
have had, but don't let that make you
feel inferior. Remember that you have
different values from those people, and
that the number or frequency of
intercourse one engages in is not a
universal measure of success.

Seun just put the button there to please Nlers. Deactivated accounts are not really gone. If seun wants to reactivate the account, he can, Marthakings' account was once hacked and deactivated and the hacker reactivated it after some hours. When an account is deactivated, I expect the 'members' number log to reduce my one but it still stays the way it is. And the posts of the supposed deactivated account is still visible... This thread is just to let Nlers know that accounts deactivation is temporary and nt permanent.

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Abu Mikey:

*yawns*

Bla bla bla

Abeg get lost...

A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village
Doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doctor!
Doctor! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is
broken man! She is about born a child man!"
:
The Doctor came over and told the father "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
:
The father-to-be, obliged, and behold, a baby's cry
was soon heard.
:
The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy! I is
the proud father of A baby boy man!"
:
The Doctor again told the father, "Hold the lamp
higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!"
:
The father again complied, and to be sure, another
cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed: "Is
twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to
God!"
:
The Doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold
the lamp higher now!" Sure enough, a third cry was
heard!
:
The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone,
muttered, "Oh. Thank Ja Jesus."
:
The Doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the
lamp higher now man!", in a short while yet a 4th cry
was heard.
:
The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought.
The Doctor for the fifth time commanded "Hold the
lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!"
:
The father then asked "Doctor, me think we off the
light now man. You think maybe its the light is that
attracting them."

[quote author=tpia][/quote]biitches like u talk shiit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a diick they’d be the first to blow me.

Austeenx: [color=orange]Wow! I've been entertained. [/color]

Ur welcome

[quote author=tpia][/quote]I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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iv4fb: @tpia, for God's sake, respect yourself. if you have no respect for your parents, most people respect theirs-only children descend to this level of insulting parents, you're older than this.

MODS/SEUN, this is becoming ridiculous, what such of childishness is this? A full grown adult (who doesn't know the difference between her left hand and right hand) insulting people's parents and you guys are watching- what then is the essence of the so called rules?

I'm disappointed!

Abi o

tpia: the f.ool thought he was toasting you, that was the type of lame line he spins to his lame girlfriends.

Madam Give It A Rest... Itz X-mas Eve

homesteady: She derailed the thread

Who?

Rikidony: Op can u summarise the conversation cos i got no mb

I cant o.... itz best u download it

Download the mp3 file here :
http://gbosa.com/sites/default/files/Mr%20Sule-1.mp3
Listen and Laugh Out Loud...
If I were d customer care agent, I go don cut call since cos d dude is mostly annoying than funny...
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