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Enegod: mtcheew.. this should moved to trash section

Ok, I have heard

[quote author=deejay_harry1]cos the op acted dumb[/quote]No he didnt

[quote author=deejay_harry1]did i ask for your opinion? shushh off negro[/quote]smh

Eyahh! oya come lean and cry on my shoulders

[quote author=deejay_harry1]i know [/quote]Harry, why are u being a Jerk?

beckyomas: Does everything have to be a story? If you check my profile, you'll know i don't just create topics for fun, i don't even comment much

I aint gonna check ur profile

POPE II: where you eat it ? The name of the restaurant/eatery , or you cook it yourself?

Granny.... she always spices up her soups with moneky's meat

Movingcoil: i've been bitten so many times by lizards, rats, skunks, have been scratched by cats that I owned den, they were like 5 den, when i was in sec. School, I caught dwarf python under one block and had it as pet, I've been bitten by a small reticulated python, they said they worship it in dat village ie around njeaba in orlu, it was actually defending itself, i stopped traffic around odim gate in unn to remove a very beautiful snake that swallowed something and lay at the road, there are so many encounters i've heard with animals. See no animal is evil, itz only our wickedness dat is hunting us. I so much love animals dat i prefer having dem around me dan human beings. I cried like rain when snake bit my hen dat was on her eggs and swallowed some. Actually am very carefull when it comes to venomous snakes but am carefree with contrictors. Eheee, when i was at oko poly, der was one spider I caught in the toilet, i tried feeding it with flies and other insects but it didnt eat dem, it dosent spawn webs and it was huge, imagine when i tried putting anoda spider inside the container how it snatched it from my hand, my lodge mates conspired and killed it cos they taught i was possesed, and up till today I've never seen dat kind of spider.

ur a maniac dude

Hurray!

POPE II: where?

jungle na

tomsongz: So u dey chop monkey nash!!!!!!

yewis o.... try it.... itz as delicious af

I'm scared of Monkeys but I love the taste of it's meat... especially the bombom part...

fr3do: Hohohohoho
Hahahaha
Gwagwagwagwa

lol.... y are u laughing like a duck?

Na u kill am?

Lwkmd!!!! just watched this vid on youtube and it was effing funny! A guy tried to prank his gf on their 5th year annivesary night and it back fired.... sooo funny!
Watch and Laugh!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7AXBOT8KzU

[quote author=god_of_music]So nobody wan comment



#TeamGOM[/quote]hehehe.... Oya I don comment

Good for her.... That statement "GO AND DIE" was a blessing in disguise... see how God works? and btw, d woman no sabi smile?

eeeewwww

leggo: na your mama be bastard..

u dnt seem to understand the meaning of that word.... oya look at ursef in a mirror and whatever u see defines that word

U cant talk sense into sum1 with no brain...

didnt it come wif an instruction manual ?

reganvida: Am sure you saw (All girls) not (All women) or is your mama still a girl?

kip quiet

Lord Have Mercy!

Kayceenaz: I once fuccked my mother. she was the sweetest thing. My dad married a hoe

smh

Dr2great: o boy.,shut up ur dirty mouth

u are a fool.... a very big one at that... u get waec to write next year o.... instead of reading, u are here misbehaving... mumu...

leggo: you seem to know a lot about bastards. nonsense

ur too foolish to understand that statement...

In describing the decay of the Gentile society, Paul pointed out that it began with a rejection of God and the replacement of God with man-made idols made in the likeness of physical creatures ( Romans 1:18-23 ).
Without listening to God's definition of right and
wrong, substituting their own desires in its place, it is not surprising that one of the first moral restraints to
go was the restriction of sex to only married couples.
"Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among
themselves, who exchanged the truth of God for the lie,
and worshiped and served the creature rather than the
Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen " ( Romans
1:24-25 ). The problem is that after time, this becomes
common place. Man gravitates toward new excitements and new sins. "For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature.
Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the
woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with
men committing what is shameful, and receiving in
themselves the penalty of their error which was due.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their
knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to
do those things which are not fitting " ( Romans 1:26-28 ).
The logical result of rejecting God and a freedom to
have sex as man sees fit is experimentation in
perverted forms of sex, such as homosexuality. I
don't use the word "perverted" lightly. Paul points out
that sex between two women or two men is not
natural. In other words, the human body was not
designed for homosexual sex.
Our own society has followed the same path that lead
to the decay of the Gentile society. The popular slogan
in the 1950's among intellectuals was "God is dead."
By the 1960's we find a strong push toward "free
love." Laws forbidding living together without
marriage were abandoned in the 1970's. Then in the
late 1970's to the present day we saw a strong push
for the acceptance of homosexuality. Those practicing
homosexuality cannot engaging in standard sexual
intercourse since that requires both a male and
female partner. So other forms of sex are substituted,
such as anal or MouthAction. Because of the increasing
acceptance of homosexuality in the society at large,
sexual practices that would never have crossed the
average person's mind are now presented as
legitimate alternatives.
Let us consider anal sex for the moment -- the
insertion of the male penis into the rectum of another
-- is it a normal act of sex? According to numerous
medical sources, anal sex is particularly risky because
it causes bleeding. The anus is not normally large
enough to accommodate an erect penis. As a result,
the skin surface tears as the penis is forced in. The
lining of the rectum is not designed to be poked and
prodded, and so during sex, it too is damaged and
tears. It doesn't take a genius to realize that bacteria
present in the rectum does not belong in a person's
blood stream. This is why sexually transmitted
diseases are rapidly transmitted in the homosexual
community. The wounds caused by anal sex gives
various diseases easy access to internal systems of the
body.
In Romans 1:24 , Paul said that God gave the Gentiles
up to uncleanness to dishonor their bodies among
themselves. The word "uncleanness" is frequently
used in connection with sexual sins.

This is what they call "Look But Dont Touch"