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For me I wud prefer mechanical engineering/chemical engineering which makes u more versatile unlike petro eng which is highly restricting but offers more reward in terms of salary,but if u sturdy petro eng and u nver see road 4 chevron,shell,nnpc or u no get connections to enter dem....................

Teach me how to flirt

jennylove7575: I prefer older guys o...a stinkly rich older bobo from 89yrs old upwards. As long as the pepper keeps rolling into my account I will be helping my babafriend aka sugar grandpa to pluck his white hair. Romantically... I will just be caressing his belle jejely...just dey love my sugar grandpa anyhow..money good o!...

kai! Rotflmao

Kai! Wetin dis guy dey talk sef

Andyblaze:
Met a girl at the BusStop after lectures today and we started talking about trends in Nigeria, then we delved into matters of Ebola. I educate her about the
Ebola virus and all she could do to appreciate me after I request for her number was tell me to give her mine instead that she'll call. I gave her and she i save my phone number as "Ebola guy" why are
some ladies just wicked?





#BITG

she wan use am tk remember u naw, e be like say d gel don friendzone u o cuz if a lady tks a guy serious she mostly uses his real name or a pet name to store his number,it means ure different and it sets u apart fron the pack.

Numismatic: i am not clingy..everyone deserves some privacy every now and then..but i just dont know why a woman doesnt appreciate it when you treat her like a queen..

Dey always say nice guys finish,well it has a ring of truth to it but I believe u can be nice to a lady witout seeming clingy or desperate

I hv seen many examples of Cohabitation ,and the couples always end up getting together sexually,it seems it has a lot of temptations.

chemystery: OP i must confess i no learn anything here. I mean your tutorial was not helpful. You just assume say everyone here deh PhD level when me still deh try learn ABC. Abeg feed us examples especially the startup lines cos na there my problem from deh start. Even from my startup lines sef the babe don already deh look me as if make she land slap for my face.

start up lines dey, na d delivery be the problem u go first practice ur smiling (smiling 101) u fit use lines like: excuse me u owe me a drink (why?) Cuz wen I looked at u I dropped mine/ if I cud rearrage the alphabets I wud put U and I together/u hv such a dazzling smile I need sunglasses to be around u/my doctor says am lacking vitamin U etc dey are a lot of lines bu tif u don't practice ur delivery properly it cud blow up in ur face,its the delivery dats more important not the line.

Papertrail11: permit me to say a lot of nigerian girls are boring and crap nowadays if you approach a lotbof dem dem ho just wrongly size up like sae u won snatch deir bag or sumthing.....

dey have badd behaviour not good and they are not so friendly

there are friendly ones and the unfriendly ones,the unfriendly ones require a different approach ,infact u cud even use it to ur advantage,I will explain dat later #winks# works every time

Its all about da delievery guys not bout wat u say and ur most effective charming smile wud hv to be used wen u say stuff,truss me gels are kinda psychic dey can tell wen u ure nervous or if ure trying too hard to impress them,well I normally use lines like"ure so pretty u don't need car keys to drive me crazy or ur feet must be tired cuz u hv been running through my mind all day or excuse me am a little lost,cud u give me directions*pauses*............to ur heart,mind u its all bout the delivery . note# I say this wit a slight gilb smile while staring deep into her eyes(note ure trying to be charming and sauve not creepy by locking eyes wit her) #winks# works every time ,most guys don't know dis but an open inviting smile is one of da keys to mk a lady open up to u,another key is a great sense of humour and an ability to converse on wide topics *

Victorious1: Fine Bro o! Jst waiting for sec. schools to resume their Ebola break so I can collect my original neco result...all other document is set.
And pls dear, what was the estimated amount you guys spent during clearance last yr??

ebola break! Lol ,anyways I spent up to 160k during clearence ,it might be more 4 u it might be less 4 u,but I wud advice u to budget carefully hw much u nid so as to avoid budgeting below ur needs,I even prefer over budgeting cuz truss me its a real pain to go back to ur parents cuz u nid more money or u budgeted below ur needs +signs off+.................hala madrid.

Alikaxon: Tags benromeo39 and chizzy94: please you guys should go to waec office and rectify those issues. Yes, it will take 6 months, from now to january is 4months away, and by march you are done with your clearance. Do you know that there are some people the clearance officers sent to go and rectify their problems in waec office? They were given 6 months ultimatum. So you starting now wouldn't be wise? And @benromeo; who told you they won't notice the spelling difference? Lols... They surely will. Affidavits are not sufficient enough for everything..... @neldrizzy, I dey see your handwork.... Cool niqqa.

nice work ure doing here boss alikason. *thumbs up*

Victorious1: Wow! I just checked my status on kofa and my Pharmacy is intact!
With all the rumour on the net that Jamb admission isn't genuine, seeing my status on sch site is jst like being admitted afresh!!!
Over Joyous!!!

nice hw is ur prep 4 clearence going?

Suley316: WETIN THEY DO THIS GUY... NO JUST MAKE ME VEX... HOW YOU GO MAKE COMMENT... fOrget HALA MADRID for the END ... TAKE TIME OO

haha boss,no vex I no go fget am again

Navvy: wetin concern engineer with culture and dis philosophy na? God dey sha!!

hahaha boss 4 100lv everybody go do gst naw, very boring,cubersome and annoying Course,la cram la pour la forget,na material me dey Read,I no dey touch textbuk......... na me read pass!,if u see dem gst text books u go understand

Neldrizzy: Marverick in the building... #sighted.... Greetings boss!! Hala Madrid

hahahaha boss neldrizzy da main Man I grit ya,so u hvnt forgoten my closing signature lol ,no problem den........hala madrid lol .......ciao!

Neldrizzy: Marverick in the building... #sighted.... Greetings boss!! Hala Madrid

hahah boss neldrizzy da main Man I grit ya,so u hvnt forgoten my closing signature lol ,no problem den........hala madrid lol .......ciao!

Neldrizzy: Marverick in the building... #sighted.... Greetings boss!! Hala Madrid

hahah boss neldrizzy da main Man I grit ya,so u hvnt forgoten my closing signature lol ,no problem den ........hala madrid lol .......ciao!

Tessy10: really? We hope so...list some of the important books we'll be using in our first year

u wil do basic science stuff like physics wich is divided into phy(111)mechanics ,thermal physics and properties of matter , phy(113)vibrations,optics and waves for 1st semester while phy(124)electromagnetism and modern physics wud be taken in 2nd semester,take note of ur chemistry wich is divided into organic chem 1 and 2 and general or inorganic chem 1 and 2 for first and 2nd semester, den thers ur introductory zoology(kinda boring) for 1st semester and ya functional zoology(more intreasting) for 2nd semester, of course we can't leave out ur plant biology(pbb) wich gives introductory plant bio for 1st semester and plant forms and functions for 2nd semester ,den dere is the cubersome,boring GST (general studies) here u gat use of english,philosphy and logic etc .u wud tk practicals in organic chem and physics .am sure this is all u nid to know for now ,wen u resume u shall see all the books by registring ur courses by going to the diffrent departments dat offer these courses . And P.S tk ur chemistry especially organic chem seriously u wil need it wen u start pharmaceutical chemistry and ur plant bio wud help u a little in pharmacognosy.....don't mind my long epistles......ciao amici

Victorious1: Many thanks Bro!
Am from Edo state. Are you for Pharmacy too?

hehe sikells ma coursemate,and d guy na scholar ,pharmacy freshers u can be sure of one tin........u ure gona hv a stress free clearence

Victorious1: Suley as I dey here ehn na tears of Joy I dey shed full ground...laughter is not enough O!
I jst checked now and I was given my fucking damn PHARMACY!!!!!!
PHARMACY freshers keep waving the flag joor!!!

welcum to pharmacy dear,inspite of wat u went thru u still kept on believing,dats highly inspiring,a big congrats to ya

Somatohadidas: Na soooo......had 61 aggr

yeah bro congrats ,welcum to uniben pharm dpt

Tessy10: present sir!

congrats future pharm u are now automatically a pansite,and ur clearence is gona be easy,we wil be there to mk it stressfree,once again congrats

Mk una prepare 4 clearence ,no time, dis uniben calender dey fast one kind ,we just resumed 2nd semester and we hv exams in two months time already , prepare 4 nightclass action u go understand when some kind giant muscular mosquitos start to dey sing song inside ur ear anyways am hppy to see da celebrations,welcum to uniben guys .....signs off

Mk una prepare 4 clearence ,no time, dis uniben calender dey fast one kind ,we just resumed 2nd semester and we hv exams in two months tim,also prepare 4 nightclass action u go understand when some kind giant muscular mosquitos start to dey sing song inside ur ear anyways am hppy to see da celebrations,welcum to uniben guys .....signs off

Ahem I don't see any admitted pharmacy student Ent no pharmacy asperiants on this thread

Ahem I don't see any pharmacy admitted student

Neldrizzy: ma guyyyyyyyyyyy this day has finally come.... #tears of joy*

congrats neldrizzy da main man ,av been waiting to see ur get admitted,big congrats to you bro $

ahika: c as all my family member dey happy scatter. I'm over elated. Uniben here I come

congrats bro,congrats to chizzy and benromeo and all the da succesful asperiants in da room and congrats in advance to those who hvnt seen theirs,I say fear not and read 1 peter 5:6-7, welcome to uniben y'all ..........hala madrid

ahika: c as all my family member dey happy scatter. I'm over elated. Uniben here I come

congrats bro,congrats to chizzy and benromeo, welcome to uniben

My head girl then and I are in the same department (pharmacy), the same year and the same university while the former head boy is also in the same year,the same university with us,though he is studying medicine, it seems senoir prefects were always seen as being more intelligent then other students .