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Romanticboy1: @Lala
eeewww...
Hope your face wasn't disfigured sha...
anyways,mine goes like this...
Me-hey baby.
Gurl-yea
me-your face look very frequent as in very familiar,i mean very unstrange...have i met you before?
gurl-i don't think so
Me-i think i have...can't remember now...can we discuss this over lunch..maybe it could jingle my memories...when are you free? Can i have your number?
.....na there e tey de start o...
I know the ladies will agree with moi. :-D

You on point this work almost all the time.

Another goes like this
Hello baby girl, I've seen you a few times around here but we haven't really met. Then introduction begins after that complement anything about her.

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Tweetums: can't move me..... Old

Oya give us small HINT na

Hello beautiful.....am femosky by name....may i knw ur name pls?

permit me to say a lot of nigerian girls are boring and crap nowadays if you approach a lotbof dem dem ho just wrongly size up like sae u won snatch deir bag or sumthing.....

dey have badd behaviour not good and they are not so friendly

'hello sweery, you look worried, I can visit sambisa for you just to make you happy'

Dannylux: "Hey, I've been seeing you around, do you stay here?"

This gives you the floor. I'm not a fan of stopping ladies on the way though.

The guy who says hi and smiles has d best line. Sometimes you only need to smile then she will say hello.

It's cosmic thing !

LoveDecay: The guy who says hi and smiles has d best line. Sometimes you only need to smile then she will say hello.

It's cosmic thing !

lol The one I cited above works for me. The Hi and Smile is cool and works too.

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hello bae, can i av ur pencil plz?? #classroomTnz#tested&trusted

I actually don't approach ladies i am not friends with. And for the pretty ones am seeing for the first time,i don't have to talk,i just smile lightly and they smile back.(don't try that if u aignt cute)

"Hi!" That's all.

i will just say," omo,u go use blackberry?

hello bae u must be a lizard because agama eyez on u

-If she has a big butt, I'll go like this

"Do you know you had a bright Future BEHIND you"?

-If she's really cute I'ld say

"Wow are you related to Beyonce"?

-If she's really curvy, I'ld say

"Do you know you've got enough curves to make two coke bottles"?






The smile n' Hi doesnt work with me, maybe because all em females I've come across seen take me for a player

Are you from Korea? Because you could be
my Seoul mate.

Juicysam: First of all start with compliment...I go like uve gat an amazing shape. or when she's on some gown and the whole length of her legs are visible I go like uve gat the best legs have ever seen#.never fails#i gat a line for collecting her number too.I aint sharing lol#too many control numbers on my phone like bible pages#

. MR MAN stop flattering your self jare .........if u fool dem, u can't fool mE

Its all about da delievery guys not bout wat u say and ur most effective charming smile wud hv to be used wen u say stuff,truss me gels are kinda psychic dey can tell wen u ure nervous or if ure trying too hard to impress them,well I normally use lines like"ure so pretty u don't need car keys to drive me crazy or ur feet must be tired cuz u hv been running through my mind all day or excuse me am a little lost,cud u give me directions*pauses*............to ur heart,mind u its all bout the delivery . note# I say this wit a slight gilb smile while staring deep into her eyes(note ure trying to be charming and sauve not creepy by locking eyes wit her) #winks# works every time ,most guys don't know dis but an open inviting smile is one of da keys to mk a lady open up to u,another key is a great sense of humour and an ability to converse on wide topics *

Papertrail11: permit me to say a lot of nigerian girls are boring and crap nowadays if you approach a lotbof dem dem ho just wrongly size up like sae u won snatch deir bag or sumthing.....

dey have badd behaviour not good and they are not so friendly

there are friendly ones and the unfriendly ones,the unfriendly ones require a different approach ,infact u cud even use it to ur advantage,I will explain dat later #winks# works every time

Now I see.