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okitaiji:
if u try am u kno sey i get bingo for house, dat ur bum bum hin go fist on dem nd marvluv wil not see anything to touch there again

Lmaoo...oki I beg no do dat one oo cos all dose area way u dey point 2 dey important to me..just pardon him for my sake...
and u Fraiser..u betta take ur tym and stay away from oki's house..

Fraiser:
babe!!! dis regard his advice jor... He's just trying to poison ur mind ni...

motigbo dear..u should know I trust u & I will Neva stop trusting u till death do us path..

giftiebrown:
lol...Babe dont worri, Jus go tatoo him TIN, he go strt to pay

na tru ooooo..make I reach camp first, u seff go hear am

MemphisDepay:
. lmaoooooooo. make IG catch that boy . he go hear weeeeeeee

u sure
me no dey o..sha no cause trouble for my neck***running away***

maccabi:
Bam BA Lala .... Bam BA lala !!!

lols..what

okitaiji:
yes indeed marvluv he is a faithful husby nd he always stay glue to u, how i wish i am like u... i wil giv u my sweetheart join sha but marvluv abeg check irony... i no sey anytin oo

I understand...

Fraiser:
issokay...

chaii!! sweet@ u saw it??
I min d night vigil I told u about in my church...igravewlG is also my church member, we attend dsame church in his street..

okitaiji:
lol.. no b only night vigil

I lie??

okitaiji:
i tink sey as marvluv dey shout and cry upandown for the hearin of villager dats why i think sey she no dey enjoy am but if all this shout and cries are for pleasure den no need to report u, i must hear from her mouth sha.. marvluv respond... as for slimfitdiva using her tomatoes is for the betterment of our pleasure

it was d pleasure oo...buh d pleasure was getting out of hand cos d tin almost escaped tru my mouth..though he has promised to do it gently tonight..so no need to report him again.. tanku

IghravweIG:
Aye dear. I can't fit na.

I trust u

okitaiji:
so that wetin happened for 1960 wil not repeat itself nah, i dont want marvluv to share u with anoda bae nah

abi ooooo..

Fraiser:
hmmmm my cute angel dont tell me u re fallin for okitaiji tricks o, he is just trying to poison ur mind ni fa... U know am d most faithful husband na...

oh!! u should know I trust u too faa...

yea..I know u are d most faithful husband,I even read it inside yesterday's daily news paper.

Fraiser:
lol... Datz true babe, saturday do come wit extra strenght, dont worry dear... Am gonna do it gently tonyt...

tonight
I av an outing with igravewelG..oh!! I min night vigil in my church...

giftiebrown:
lol...awon omo Aregbesola

abi oo...aregbe way no dey pay buh we go manage him sha

IghravweIG:
My night was beautiful and I trust urs was. Uwc dear

ofcos it was...btw don't forget our outing dis evening oo..

okitaiji:
bae u hav a gud info network..na my house she dey uptill now sef, we d do am upandown sotey yesterday cold weather turn to heat and we stil d continue with d roughfu roughfu styles sha

chai!!! u seff wan bad pass my Fraiser b dat oo??

giftiebrown:
babe, lets do it codedly, yu go open am small, mesef go dey stare at am wit d side of my eyes...gd mrnin dear btw what state ar u deployed to

lolsss....u are a spoilt child..
gud morning..Osun state

IghravweIG:
Hmmm.

hmmm .
good morning dear..how was ur night?? I saw d surprise package u asked villagegoat to drop for me yesterday...thanks dear

MemphisDepay:
pele tie... D guy to like that thing, maybe d tin sweet

u gerrit...ova sweet seff dey worry d tin
BTW...u wan kobalise me nii?? wat did u min by saying Fraiser will not understand d parol?..u betta keep shut before I bribe u with.......**still thinking**

MemphisDepay:
pele tie... D guy to like that thing, maybe d tin sweet

u gerrit...ova sweet seff dey worry d tin

Fraiser:
babe just leave am, na because of pple lyk him I buy powdered pepper put for house...

gbam! my oga don talk..
giftiebrown did u ear dat??
don't be a scape goat ooo

Fraiser:
lol... For wia? I no go even luk yarinyan sef, u don forget sey I b married man?... No let marvluv see dis tin o...

I didn't see anything ojere my dear..**at his back** shaybi I don go blind!
cele dey deceive u you no wear shoe...
okitaiji I no forget ur nice advise jare...tanku

okitaiji:
lmao...oh lawd hav marcy, e be like sey fraiser dey take crate of orijin on saturdays be dat...walahi he d abuse u be dat, council of elders wil hear dis

see u oo..one crate keh!! abi 10 crates...
pls inform d elders ASAP so dat he can reduce it to 3dis night cos i'm tired of crying oo

okitaiji:
lol.. no vex na slip of tongue course am, but try nd sleep with one eye close on top fraiser mata sha... hope ur night was good dear

hummmm....and dat could be a useful advise oooo..**fraiser fraiser** omo oro.

owkay..let me keep it in my left hand so dat I will not eat with it..

gud morning dear, my night was sweet & I'm sure urs was sweeter cos I heard slimfitdiva slept in ur house yesterday..

Fraiser:
good mornin my queen, my nyt was beautiful, hw was urs too, enjoy ur day dear btw u never make me understand memphisdepay parable wey i told u to make me understand o...

my night was handsome since urs was beautiful..

don't mind memphisdepay jare..he just want to put handcuffs in my innocent hands..you should know I'm a sincere lover like u do nah..

memph.....hin name too long seff..u Berra take ur time..don't u know am a married okpeke nii?

IgravewelG is just a nice friend of mine..dont mind all d guddies and other things he do sent to me ova there...hez just trying to be a caring friend..lobatan

okitaiji:
i dey suspect u, e be lik sey na impo** u be. marvluv com nd defend him

lolzzz...
nah nah nah..impo waytin??
no dey think am oo..Fraiser na onekine bad bhoi oo...
me seff dey always fear am..
most especially on Saturday night, I dey always cry till day break..

chai!!! I don die..**crying already*** 2day is Saturday..

Fraiser:
for wia... Me na machine o... I tanda gidigba..

lala_lala.....
okitaiji, did u hear dat *MACHINE**
na confirm o..
tested & trusted by me

VillageGOAT:
Suogal the only angel from heaven that said ''let there be light and there was light in london but they took light in nigeria''

fraiser the only man with 200 wives and 500 concubines, who has 50 plots of land in ota and 3 private jets, even 2face the father of all nations is afraid of fraiser.

slimfitdiva the lovely angel that purchased 200 baskets of tomatoes at a high price and distributed it for free to all the villagers, the queen herself

marvluv the only lady that can satisfy fraiser with her sweet soup, all other girls are learners when it comes to cooking

innosaint27 the only jega of our time that told DG kazaure that ''does he want to disrupt the peaceful democracy in nigeria? He must obey us or bow down''
he said let us logistically protest this better planning of the DG, and the protest was assidiously successful

okitaiji the only man that fought goliath with one hand and defeated him by putting groundnut in a catapult and throwing it on his head, the groundnut sounded like a bomb

giftiebrown the only man that beat usain bolt in a 100 meters race, only to find out that it was a dream..

barongmj the first woman to drive aeroplane in nigeria, she fought tirelessly for the freedom of her people and she stopped the killing of triplet...

Oyehomie the only democratic president that fought corruption in nigeria by giving out fuel for free, you don't need to pay any money for fuel again, just meet oyehomie and he would give you for free, he has a refinery in his house

jubrealguy happy birthday bro

laramite happy birthday sis

sunnepa17 the only man that controls all the nepa office in nigeria, he actually brought light today, but they took it after 2 minutes...

Lvlink the strongest lioness, and the queen of the jungle that even the mosquitoes and ants pays homage to her...

Kalimera101 the bravest of them all

candicejay the only woman that lectures professors... The great scholar

IghravweIG the only man that uses his head to break kolanut

northkendal the only queen that own an island in jupiter

i greet all of una oo

it is your humble boy
villagegoat

u be sure person jaray!!
ur head dey dier like EBA Iya chukundi way dey for my street....
na only u know d logistics way dey behind my delicious soup for Fraiser. all other guls are only working assiduously to also satisfy him like I do..but believe me ## Na original FK##
**chop kiss joorh..oh!! I min chop knuckle**

Fraiser:
Goodmorni my people... I believe we all have a beautiful night. I wish everyone of us a blessed day.

good morning my sweet..how was ur night??

okitaiji:
make i hear... na coded tin jor u no grab

ehn ehn!! okitaiji..u of all people
so u fit dey counsel fraise make hin dey do dat tin for my back coddedly ba?
anyway sha, I trust my fraiser, he w'nt want to eat his pounded yam as raw yam..

okitaiji:
Ahhh so wetin fraiser d do since wer u no be mother uptill now nd u wan bcom okpeke? no worry anyone u wan do no logistics will stop it

yes ooooo...
if I become mother now Fraiser go start looking outside again...**whisper to his ear** u know say Fraiser eyes no dey stay for one place**...so make I remain my okpeke jejeli in due course...

gud morning & how was ur night?

BlizzydoDo:
Lols, nothing o

Berra...how av u been dearie?.