okitaiji:
you no say his wife meeddah d missed, so I advice him to contract you since you call my abishaddy for before you are tested and trusted

owk..buh I guess shez now back..

cc
giftiebrown

giftiebrown:
Maryluv ur services ar needed urgently

yessss?
how may I help u?

Sunnepa17:



⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ .... Mi o le duro won tan tele coz season film ni, av put ON my HD glasses.

IghravweIG:
Lol. sweetheart, my day has been fine. The weather has been really cool today. Hope urs was cool?

yea it was

IghravweIG:
Hmmm. ***Breathes out softly*** ***looks at the astonishing beauty b4 him one last time*** **Turns his back to go** And then says to himself.. *oh Shiit, Frasier had better treat her right or else....

or else ...u bundle him pak inside garri sack till may 20..lol how has ur day been??

Sunnepa17:





⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ dear....m watching ao as he D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go.

owkay..just sit down comfortably and watch..

okitaiji:
my HD is activated already, fraiser you are in soup.. tnx for the promises you made to marvluv tho

yeap

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 11 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 19 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
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THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Our founding fathers did not dream of a country where neighbours and friends would exchange bullets in place of handshake- GOODLUCK JONATHAN.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) I used to hunt animals, now animals hunt me - NKEM OWOH

2) you have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all over your body yet you still want a tattoo, ah! My friend, you be zebra?

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SHORT JOKES:

1) Fraiser waec result is finally out. The following conversation ensued between fraiser and his father
PAPA FRAISER- Fraiser my son, i learnt your waec result is out
FRAISER- daddy you remember ray4000 who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? He failed

PAPA FRAISER- That's terrible, what happened?
FRAISER- You also remember okitaiji who used to tutor me in the house? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- What's with the poor performance?
FRAISER- Daddy, i don't know, that's how it is, even sunnepa17 who won the cowbell science and maths competition failed too

PAPA FRAISER- So how was your own result?
FRAISER- you also remember ighravweIG our senior prefect? He failed too

PAPA FRAISER- (Angrily) Boy tell me about your own result?
FRAISER- (Angrily) if all those people failed, do you expect me to pass? Am i a wizard?
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FUNNY PICTURE DOWN THERE...

Nice one joorh..u are mouthed!!

ray4000:

Now I have some one to watch as dey dey watch me too. Fraiser am watching you

confirm!!! I'm also at alert..thanks.
how is ur day going jare??

humnnnnn...dis one gidi ghan ooooo..

anyway, I got all ur mentions buh I don't even know where to start from, datz y I want to combine all into one...
I really appreciate ur wonderful support towards dis issue on ground..I love u all...

what happened is dat, I'm just coming from fraiser's house, we really talked a lot & he has finally promised not to add *poor *in front of my beautiful name ***he was kneeling down wen saying it**& also dat he will never cross his boundary go meet any bae in dis village again..
he said if he does, we should carry out our plans immediately & make ighravwelG carry me go hin house sharp sharp.

cc:
Fraiser
okitaiji
ighravwelG
sunnepa17
ray4000

okitaiji:
you are free to go there but in the morning just sneak out to ighravwelG's house and enjoy yourself too lol...

lols..

eaglevision:


hmmmm! u sha want me to talk,i dae see as how guys dae treat u for villa,sebi i warnd u bt u wouldnt listen,just bkos i was away ba
i neva start to dae talk sha.

lol..ur absence caused it nah...though I understand sha

Sunnepa17:



Babe...he wunt tell yuu @ur face...he will do dat @ ya back.....dunt b brainwash


ℓ̊ ʟɨҡɛ yuu ooo, dahz y am tellin yhu ɖɨs

owkay.... thanks for ur nice advice

Sunnepa17:




ℓ̊ trust yhu....he will soon run cum back nd start 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ open ɦɨʍ mouth wey we go soon padlock.

funny u.

IghravweIG:

Yea baby.
Isn't it obvious.
I have been mesmerized by u already.
Na only u fit safe me by ur luv, right now.
Just say yes.

u know wat***whispering to his ear**
I can't say yes now buh let's wait and see if Fraiser will try to place *poor in front of my sweet name..
shay u get??
just chill

Sunnepa17:




We can't luk nd fowo leran only we nid 2 act fast.


**Wisperin 2 հҽɾ ear**nt only hand my sista, we go padlock ɦɨʍ mouth wey he D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use 2 cause wahala 2 all d beautiful ladies in ɖɨs village.



Cc. 2 all women association in ɖɨs village.

nice one..dat will be betta

eaglevision:


hmmmmmmm!!! i have been warnd not to talk in this villa for three days,so lemme maintain my ghost mode.
talk to u later baby boo

haha!! three dayz keh..no nahh

IghravweIG:
Baby, my arms are wide open to receive u. U can see that i will do whatever it takes to prove how much i luv u.

hummnnnnn....really??

Sunnepa17:





Eh en....ℓ̊ trust yuu jarey, yhu dunt tolorate iwa ibaje, yhu beta act fast bfur it is 2 late.

I'm already acting seff...E just dey pain me say E don run comot from dis vill...I for show him now now..
buh I comment my reserve sha

ray4000:

You have to leave him if not hin go spoil ur beautiful name o. Imagine make dey add *poor marvluv* just because fraiser no good. God know say I no talk anything bad

hummnnn.....noted!
nice talk jare...**** thinking****

Sunnepa17:




Lolzz....♍ƺ 2

Coz he go soon show face nw nd start 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sweet talk brainwash marvluv nw


Cc.marvluv

lol...
na true oo...I beg make I join u dey look..



***make I even start dey prepare as I go take break one of hin hand***



cc:
ighravwelG

sunnepa17

Sunnepa17:






4rm Poor BlizzyDodo coz dahz his first wife den, to Honeybash, nw marvluv...only God knws d next victim

I beg commot d *next way u carry put there..lol

no next again..
na d end of d story b dis, E no get part 4..cos I no fit gree make una con dey put "poor" infront of my sweet & rich name..***imagine, poor marvluv*** chaii!! kojoorh..

cc:
fraiser

IghravweIG:
U can imagine o. cc Marvluv

chaii!!!...this is serious.. he gat to explain dis

okitaiji:
*whisper to your ear* no mind fraiser he over trust you and always he no d measure you* don't tell anybody say I tell you anything oo

lol..
owkay...**whispering bak** make I still dey think am.

Fraiser:
lol... If u lyk show her ur heaven... Oyo is still ur case o

Fraiser:
babe tell dem o, also let dem know u re sleeping in my place tonyt nd my chest will b ur pillow...

OK dear..

cc:
ighravwelG
okitaiji
and anyone dat cares to know..lol

okitaiji:
no need of telling fraiser anything let igravwelG(d most difficult name in this village) to be your back door lovey dovey , he no go know

lol..difficult indeed!!

u sure
Fraiser is very wise oo..he will surely find out.
just lemme tell him jare

cc:
fraiser

Fraiser:
waoo datx my cutie... Dont mind dem, dey yaf forgoten dat today is sunday nd i must av enof tym wit my bae... Babe am convinced you really enjoyed d candle lyt dinner I arranged for u today nd all d outing?

I really enjoyed effrything..u ar such a wonderful darling

IghravweIG:

My own is dat I've falling in luv wit u and i want u. So Frasier wud not be a stumbling block.
How abt we hang out 2morro?
Let me take u out and show u my world.

hummmnn....datz not a bad idea buh I will av to inform Fraiser abt it first.
**remember he told u I'm hiz house wife**
so, anytin he says I will do..even if he say make I stay wiff u for one month, I dey kampe..lol

okitaiji:
lmao... I no hear anything too. baddest crew Lol

bettaa..lols

okitaiji:
lawd have Marcy!!! so you just want to kill innocent fraiser on top Sunday right God dey watch you

lol....who tell u say E be innocent..
na there u dey!!

***I no talk anytin oo****

IghravweIG:
Baby, my day has been fine o. How abt urs? What did u do today.

my day has been gud.. I went to church, and I was later camped by Fraiser..