kceewhyte:
I imagined it

Berra...imagination is still okay..

MemphisDepay:
just Mtn 750. you never sleep? your love IG don sleep o

you try...y u no make am 1500 so dat i go use am subscribe...
dont mind me joorh..I left d bed for Igravewel wen he was disturbing me for dat thing ***...so he later slept off.

MemphisDepay:
Predict the date we going to camp, and win recharge cards.. Deadline will be 2mao 12pm.

lols..Mr predictor..
how much recharge card

BlizzydoDo:
weldon

O baby..what I do?? did u suspect anything?

kceewhyte:
chai

chai waytin?? u see anything

giftiebrown:
hahaha!!! na d frst sentence i c ooo...abeg no close am, Mk i feed my eyes small

lols...u betta close it bfor oga fraiser go con put pepper inside dose eyes way u wan feed...#i no dey o#

giftiebrown:
no mind fraiser, he dey wrk ASSIDUOUSLY to mk sure maryluv look gd n comfortable...she go gt belle in due course...Pls, bear wit dem

hahahaha....bad bhoi...u sha want make I open d yansh for u again sha...u too like awoof..**close ur eyes joorh**

giftiebrown:
d availability of d job will be communicated to yu in due course...Tnx

I laff open yansh for u...oh!! sowrie..
I min I laff open teeth.

okitaiji:
lmao... u kno that u are the mother of the day, everything wil be assiduosusly arrange b4 u arrived

lols...mother of d day keh!!! nah nah nah..
I neva become mother oo..don't u know I'm still unda 18 nii?...I go be d okpeke or oshana lenu of d day..so, ensure evryting is assiduously arranged b4 my arrival as u said...

giftiebrown:
babe, av bn wrking ASIDUOUSLY to gt uu a gd job...pls, bear with me...

NYSC don suffer!!!
thanks dear, I will b glad to have d job as soon as possible...

okitaiji:
hahaha bae I told you, what God join together let no man (fraiser) put asunder, just present it sharperly and come and meet me der, I'm working our posting to the same place already. is it uyo or eket u want us to serve just mention any place. our wedding anniversary will take place in our ppa... sunnepa17, ray4000, villageGoat, IG, marvluv, candicejay, giftiebrown maccabi make una come celebrate my victory from village customary court... Ahh Abishaddy baby still dey oo chaiiii...

lols..make I start to dey iron my logistic lace & polish my 45inches shoe from now since I gat no job...I will just try to get busy with dat in due course...
#u should trust me nah#

Fraiser:
lwkmd... Chai gbese re o... I dere not try it babe unless I won eat my poundedyam as raw yam... Mi o gbodo danwo...

lolss...thank God u know...
gud bhoi..

Precious91:
Choi,have missed this village.Had to go to city for ac air. .I missed everyone.

cc:
slimfitdiva
lvlink
marvluv
okitaiji
oyehomie
fraiser
smartins
village goat
and every other person here.

missed u too...wellcome back dear

okitaiji:
lmao... u make sense sha and where is our babe run to... hardiodun, marvluv, honeybash, candicejay, suogal, lvlink, petilicious, loveablechi, barongmj, slimfitdiva, abishaddy, meeddah, lyndalyn55 et al... make una come out let's keep it roll till next week when by God's grace we will go to camp

present sir!!!
I've been in d kitchen preparing my darling's favourites...u know I'm a gud & caring wife to be **Fraiser comman testify to dis***

LogoDWhiz:



Ohhh... Sorry about that,... Phone issues.. Contacts lost.. Internet inaccessible..

We still dey, biko kindly message me make i save your number...

Camp was very much okay.. Yea.. will resume on Tuesday..



Ohh, Guess i missed that memo..
No wahala, i'll be waiting...
Miss u more my dear

isowkay...sorry for d phone issues...
will do dat ASAP...

militantmalouda:


Source? ? How Give your own logistics reason

abi ooooo...logistic people with their logistical info

piazon:
our call-up letter Will be out tomorrow

make i say AMEN first...

so, says who

Fraiser:
lol... Babe u dont need to do dat again... All the efficiency I need in any Orente is deeply embelded in you. So u dont need to worry!!!

nah nah nah....I disagree..just let me worry dear..things I do for love.

lemme do d arrangee for u while I serve u d green & black bottles...mind u, i might add a little toxic substance into it just to make it more refreshing......

just relax & enjoy yaself with d pretty *iya nuweh*way I dash u & don't hesitate to call on me when u are done so dat I can clean up d table..

**thank me later dear**

LogoDWhiz:


Now u av a new wife, interesting...

Oyehomie don get new wife too?

So, marvluv left sirguy542.. Interesting...

hummnmn...logo d logo..u forgot me just like dat!!!...No HELLO or HAI from u..

anyway,no cause for alarm sha..nysc caused it, they tried to put assundar to our friendship with their yeye ocean abi nah stream dem dey call am.

how av u been dear?, how was camp? & hope u are preparing2 resume to ur PPA??

sirguy542 is married joorh..dat was y I sidan jejeli with my Fraiser..our wedding invitation card go soon reach u sha..miss u

Fraiser:
first of all make I tell u d fact wey u no know bfor I say amen to ur prayer... After dat logistic and assiduous long day like that of yesterday, d best tin today na to find one better shade wia better breeze dey blow in and out sitdan, com put better green or dark bottle ontop table for front. Den come find better logistically efficient Orente by your side wey una go dey enjoy the cool breeze togeda in due course.... Enh enh Amen to ur prayer now... U are bless broda...

I get one logistically orente way I fit dash u oo

**guess who

Fraiser:
Sweetie!!! you traced me to this place, I am coming back home soon, kindly prepare my favourite @ Marvluv...

lolss..I Neva knew u were here, i was just passing by... bisds, I've been waiting for u at home....

I just called one of the officials of NYSC mobilization dept..

An elderly man picked up the call and i told him we wanna be in camp dis week but he said NO dat camp is not possible dis week...

I said owkay, when should we be expecting our CUL, the man said he cannot tell me dat we should just hold our peace for now.. dat dey will communicate us very soon..

#dis people are really crazy#...hawonwayrray

VillageGOAT:
FIGHT AGAINST CORRUPTION: NYSC IS A CORRUPT BODY

Good day mr president, NYSC DG, my fellow nigerians and my fellow NYSC batch A stream 2 prospective corps members, i have a complaint to make, and i will try as much as possible to be brief about it.

I have come to believe that the body called NYSC is a corrupt body, but before i go further, i would like to state the meaning of corruption. The first meaning of corruption is that, according to oxford dictionary ''corruption is a dishonest or fradulent conduct by those in power, typically involving bribery'', but the one i would like to state is the second meaning of corruption which says that ''corruption is the process by which a word or expression is changed from its original state to one regarded as erroneous or debased'', the NYSC management has been changing everything since the beginning of the year.

It all started last year when the NYSC management postponed the NYSC 2015 Batch A orientation course, on the grounds that the election was on his way, that was understandable, now they brought that same postponement to the door step of the NYSC 2016 Batch A prospective corps members, when they first fixed the date for camping on the 2nd of march 2016, they postponed it to the 30th of march, on the grounds that the Federal Government has not signed the budget, we believe they had good reasons, so we waited till the 30th of march 2016, only to be told that the NYSC orientation course has been postponed to the 27th of april 2016 on the grounds that the federal government has not given them any funds, so we summon courage and became patient, until the 21st of april, when they told us that it is only the stream 1 pcm's that can print out their call up letter, the stream 2 pcm's have to wait till the 13th of may 2016, this has never happened in other years, i stand to be corrected, this is just a fradulent act, but not withstanding, we waited till the 13th of may 2016 only for us to print out our call up letter on the 17th of may 2016, with the hope of going to camp on the 21st of may 2016, we got another shocker of our life that the 2016 batch A stream 2 orientation course has been postponed indefinitely, on the grounds of logistics reasons, we are now afraid now, because after they fix another date, in which they might postpone it and tell us that '' they want to build a new camp for us, and change the old camp because it is archaic, or they might tell us that they want to buy prado jeeps for all the 2016 batch A stream 2 prospective corps members, so that we can be using it when we want to go to our place of primary assigment - PPA, as DG gen kazaure would always say, ''it is for better planning'',
NO NO NO, we cannot continue to agree with the NYSC management, they have failed us, if these excuses does not stop, it might continue in other years to come.

NYSC became a corrupt body when they robbed us of our hard earned money which we used to print our call up letter, some spent more than 500 naira, only for us to be told that we would need to re-print the call up letter again, please are we minting the money? Where do we get the money for that again?

NYSC became a corrupt body when they robbed us of our sleep, we now have sleepless night, too much of thinking.

The NYSC management can only prove that they are not corrupt, if and only if,
1- they fix a permanent date now, and they should never change it again.
2- let their YES be YES, and their NO be NO, we don't need flimsy excuses.
3- we need an official statement from the NYSC Management and the DG himself, apologising to us for the pain and suffering he has caused us.
If this conditions are not met, then NYSC is truly a corrupt body, and President buhari needs to prove to us that he is winning the war against corruption, by setting up a committee to investigate the corrupt pratices going on among the NYSC management, and apply the law on them.
Deceiving the public alone is corruption.

THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE IS IMPORTANT
WE HAVE SPOKEN

THE NYSC MANAGEMENT HAS FAILED US
DG BRIG GEN SZ KAZAURE HAS FAILED US

#saynotofurtherpostonement
#saynotocorruption

signed
collins
the official town crier of the NYSC batch A stream 2 prospective corps members

please if there is any contribution or error, you guys should inform me let me make the changes, thank you...

Cc
candicejay
ighravweIG
sunnepa17
northkendal
marvluv
oyehomie
fraiser
ray4000
okitaiji
lvlink
grooove
weareus
honeybash
barongmj
and others

yeah, u have spoken well my dear....nice right up..

#NOtoFURTHERpostponement#

okitaiji:
congrats my dear, missing you already my love

missing u too.....

IghravweIG:
see ya teeth

lols...like ur own.. lemme catch u in camp..I go show u mehmeh

IghravweIG:
see ya teeth

lols...like ur own

flamingsword1:
Am moving from ikorodu too o

u got Osun too?

okitaiji:
my airplane drop me in akwaibom state dear, how about you

wow...datz gud.
me osun

Fraiser:
dont mind him jor, he just want to spoil my mood, nysc will not put asunder to our luv by God's grace...

amen..

VillageGOAT:
ighravweIG abeg add our first lady ooo... No time...

here I come... add me up.. 08162448721.
cc villagegoat IghravweIG

here I come... add me up.. 08162448721.
cc villagegoat