₦airaland Forum

chuna1985:
Yoruba n lie dey like bread n beans.

For not believing me, then you can never believe that Jesus is coming back again self

chuna1985:
lol. I don't believe u. Yoruba no de ever travel, except for Nysc.

Look at u. I pity you
To set the records straight; i have (1) Gone round the 6 states of the SW

(2) I have gone to Kogi, Kwara and Jos while in School

(3)During my NYSC, I have been to Enugu, Ebonyi,Akwa Ibom,Abia and Calabar

(4) After Nysc, i have travelled to Anambra, Delta,Edo and Now PH

So what the f*ck are you talking about

chuna1985:
Yoruba mascot, have u been to rivers state before?

Yea. I am presently in PH now self

delectablegyal:
obsolete line. Think smtin better.

I don't care dude. You are irrelevant to me

delectablegyal:
No doubt dat delectablegyal is the most beautiful nairalander. Guys, r u ready? Post ur picture here, let's see the most handsome nairalander.

I don't want to post my pix cos I don't want u to fall in love with me.

For every developed State in Nigeria is no man land for d igbos. If na Borno or Anambra, they no go call am no man land. Funny people

Na me get am so I can even do more than that self

Igbo kwenu eh
Kwenu eh
Kwezuonu ehhhhhhh

prettigurl16:
Hello everyone,

I would like to seize this opportunity to advertise for the position of a husband. I will not provide details about myself right away but the right candidate should consider that his prayers have been answered. However, before some very unserious nonentities begin to try to reach me, I have also listed out some criteria that must be met.
1. The right candidate must be at least 27 years old. No time to babysit anyone.
2. He must have graduated from a polytechnic (no marginalization here) or university with at least a 2.1 science degree(his transcripts and results will be scrutinized)
3.He must be willing to relocate
4. He must be religious (Christianity or Islam)

Pls. if this does not concern you in any way, kindly skip my thread. I will not respond to any derogatory comments. Too busy climbing up the ladder of my career.

Thank you.

Ok I get all the criterials plus a job as an added advantage so what next

sinaj:

You are not ready.

Most of your that wish Obj death would die before him self. Obj would not die by the grace of God with he clocks above 100+

kilode100:
Wetin you wan hear Op?

Uncle, to have a suckSexful marriage, you must be loaded both in cash and konko below because, if you no get money, your wife to turn to ashawo and if your manhood is tiny, she go dey fvck anyhow.

Forget marriage now, look for money and if down below is small, you can get Blockous enlargement.

Any other thing from these, na lie.

You don spoil finish

kossyablaze:
TRUST is the foundation of Love

No, LOVE is the foundation of trust. If you LOVE someone sincerely, then u trust the person. You cant trust someone b4 u love but u can on love to trust

I go give her d key to my car & tell her say d car is now her own. I go just waka dey go house

hardywaltz:
The Governorship candidate of the APC and the incoming Governor of Rivers State Dr. Dakuku Peterside today went down on his knees in prayer dedicating today's victory to GOD Almighty.
He urged his supporters not to be too jubilant as it wasn't yet over till after the Court of Appeal.


However APC supporters break out in celebration from Abuja to Port Harcourt
..

I LOVE THE BOLDED

sinaj:
make it snappy boo

Sure dear. Add me on bbm @ 58EBC6D3. Who knows u might just be d long awaited

sinaj:
wow!




Future hubby wat r ya still waiting for

I am coming for you dear. Everything will be fine between us

Oliviaarims:
First of all,OP doesn't know the meaning of "latter." And,really, he's such an insensitive person to have not only called her dirty nd abandoning her in the bus like that,but to have also come here to post this. We never can tell what fate has 4 us...who we run into...what awkward or difficult situations we might get into,so the least we can do is to help those who find themselves in such situations.
OP,yhu might be forced to remember that bus incident someday and be sorry bout it...

Would you have poo in the body if it were you after the options OP gave her? His she a baby? How would you look at a guy trying to woo you in a bus & then suddenly poo in the body after you advice him to either get down from the bus to find a either convenient or not too convenient place to poo or if she can hold the poo. When she knew she couldn't hold the poo then she should have gone for the first option but she CHOOSE to poo in the body. This is an adult for God sake. I can only blame the op for opening a thread on this but that girl didn't do the right thing. Don't be too emotional about this. We all know that this is not right

Igbos are parasite in every part of the country. Na so them take start for north & now na bomb them dey throw way give them

Think twice before you beat your chest
Igbo kwenu eh
Kwenu eh
Kwezuonu ehhhhhhh

I need a gold digger as a gf. It is urgent. Thank you

Mumuish there. Show evidences or forever remain silent

Chiscomax:
follow me on instagram @david_is_kinging

Follow me too @egunsolaj
I will follow u back

I am getting close to making my first million. I will soon be sharing my surulere pix soon. Watchout

Nigerians are hypocratical in nature. (fact) If this should happen in uk & the uk government disown the culprit as not a citizen of there country, hell will let lose & hypocrates will criticize d uk government for not identifying d culprit as there citizen cos of a criminal charge. So what is d difference between what d FRSC have done & what uk government have been doing with respect to disownment

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=38924833][/quote]I mean i want to fu*k you

lagmostkuit:
Good for them

Buhari sef, can't he just look normal for once?

Damnnnnnnn!!!
Obasanjo is too ugly






FTC!!! On Lala's thread and i'm like this

U look fu*kable

PDP & lies is like Beans & Plantain

In as much as I blame d woman for taking things too far, the higher blame goes to d husband for not managing the situation maturely. You don't throw punches @ ur wife except u are ready to see d beast in her. The husband fumble big time

You are correct baba
Your people are equally foolish
Sai baba, I believe you sir

AwesomelyMade:
hmm! Kool

Lalasticlala

Abeg introduce the girl to me cos I wan fu*k