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Romance / Re: He Left Nigeria Because Of The Same S** Law by master2k(m): 6:33am On Jun 26, 2013
Exponental: Attention seeker... What members? Is it an association or society?

His fellow gay members ofcourse..smh
May God have mercy on them because he created adam and eve not adam and steve

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Romance / He Left Nigeria Because Of The Same S** Law by master2k(m): 12:27am On Jun 26, 2013
My fellow nairalanders...please,our prayer points should also include the homosexuals and lesbians. They really need serious help because evil spirits lives in them. *They are simply the devil's incanates* Imagine what a gay wrote..


My name is Shadrach Nwachukwu I am a gay. I left Nigeria 3years ago to Uk as an outcast because of the same sex law. While in Nigeria I never liked Nigeria ladies. I have been a gay since 15yrs old. I was almost caught in my sss3 having fun with one of my colleague in the restroom. At a point I almost had s** with my brother. Now that I am in UK i have seen a guy I want to get married to and the wedding is coming up in August and I am inviting other members to come and join me in celebration
Celebrities / At A Concert, Can You Faint During A Celebrity's Performance? by master2k(m): 4:24pm On Jun 11, 2013
Have been wondering why most people faint during a celebrity performance..
For me, its IMPOSSIBLE
Politics / Yakasai Berates OBJ Over GEJ by master2k(m): 12:02pm On Jun 07, 2013
Elder statesman Salihu Abubakar Tanko Yakasai, yesterday, berated former President Olusegun Obasanjo over his constant criticisms of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


In a  statement, yesterday, in Kano, entitled, ‘My opinion on the recent democracy day celebration in Nigeria,’ he condemned Obasanjo for attacking the sitting President openly without exploiting several other options.
Yakasai’s reaction came on the heels of recent remarks by Obasanjo at an economic summit organised at the instance of Jigawa State Government in Dutse, the state capital, where Obasanjo was quoted as saying that “you can help someone to get a job but you cannot help that person do the job.”
The former liaison officer to ex-President Shehu Shagari in the Second Republic,  described Obasanjo’s comment as a “unpalatable.”
He stressed that “using such a highly enlightened forum to underrate the achievement of the Jonathan administration, especially in the area of macro economic growth, is unfair.”
He stated that “as a patriotic Nigerian, a Democracy Day celebration is hardly a suitable occasion for any making a personal attack on his country’s leader whatever differences that exist between them.”
Yakasai asked Obasanjo to borrow a leaf from the First Republic politicians who “despite our differences with NPC leaders, NEPU leaders and members of the opposition, “never took our political differences with Sir Ahmadu Bello to the level of attacking his personality.”
Yakasai decried what he called Obasanjo’s unforgiving spirit whenever he had cause to disagree with anyone, saying that “Obasanjo’s method of disagreement with people is sometimes regarded as a matter of life and death.”
The elderstatesman added that  “people close to him say whenever General Obasanjo disagrees with a person, he would carry the fight to his place of worship, to his dining table and sometimes he will even be fighting the person in his dream.”
He therefore advised Obasanjo to pursue his political differences with the sitting Commander in Chief with “decorum, tolerance and statesmanly standard, stressing that, “this is the most honourable path for a man of his stature.”

http:///forum/topics/yakasai-berates-obasanjo-over-jonathan

Crime / 9 Including Students Arrested For Internet-Scam by master2k(m): 11:50am On Jun 07, 2013




Five under-graduates and four other Nigerians were on Monday, June 3, 2013 arrested by Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, over internet-related fraud. The undergraduates, who are undergoing different courses in different institutions of higher learning, were rounded up in Ibadan, Oyo State in a sting operation.

They are: Sunkanmi Odewale - 200 level Mechanical Engineering student of Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ogun State; Olowofola Tolu - 300 level Economics student of Lead City University, Ibadan; Ekundayo Damilola - 300 level Computer Science/Economics student, Lead City University, Ibadan; Adelabu Kolawole – HND II Purchasing and Supply student of Ibadan Polytechnic, Ibadan; Bankole Oluwaseyi Fisayo – OND II Marketing student of Osun State Polytechnic, Iree.

Others are: Okewole Adesesan - Real Estate Manager with Sesan Okewole & Sons Limited; Emmanuel Ubaman – trader; Fisayo Ajibola – Travel Agent with Milleage Travel and Tours; and Oyebisi Femi – a fish farmer.

The suspects who regularly milk their unsuspecting victims via the internet were arrested in different locations at Oluyole Estate extension, Ibadan, Oyo State. Items recovered from them include eight laptops, one mini-laptop, two Ipads; two Honda cars; a Toyota Camry and Toyota Venza cars. The suspects will be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is concluded.

Wilson Uwujaren

Ag. Head, Media & Publicity

5th June, 2013

http://saharareporters.com/press-release/efcc-press-release-efcc-arrests-five-under-graduates-four-others-internet-scam
http:///forum/topics/pictured-5-undergraduates-arrested-for-internet-scam
Celebrities / Chika Ike Shares Photos Of Herself As A Teenager by master2k(m): 11:38am On Jun 07, 2013

Nairaland / General / What's Your Fondest Childhood Memory(ies) by master2k(m): 12:37am On Jun 07, 2013
winkShare your fondest childhood memory(ies)
Mine was sitting on my mum's laps almost everynight..
Don't know about you
Phones / Blackberry Messenger To Hit Android And i0S On June 27 by master2k(m): 12:26am On Jun 07, 2013
Thought they were kidding initially when I heard about it...now its getting more serious and interesting...
Its time to say bye bye to my blackberry...samsung S3 loading
What's your take on these friends..


http://blog.gsmarena.com/blackberry-messenger-hits-android-and-ios-on-june-27/

Religion / Did Jesuschrist Speak In Tongues? by master2k(m): 8:44am On Jun 06, 2013
Did Jesus speak in tongues? Of all people, as our supreme example, why wouldn't he if it really mattered? He did experience the Spirit coming upon him, he performed all kinds of miracles, and prophesied incredible revelation. That is astonishingly rich spiritual life, so where are the tongues?
Just thought I should ask..
Fashion / The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Being Good Looking by master2k(m): 8:10am On Jun 01, 2013
Advantages:
1. Receive compliments every so often
2. Nobody ignores you when you say Hi
3. You are given a moment to express urself 
4. There's a confidence that comes with being beautiful
5. It's easy to talk to anybody regardless of position. Beauty opens the door and knowledge keeps you there
6. It's easy to talk to little kids.I find kids get attracted to beautiful faces.They fear scary ones
7. You get served very fast anywhere you go.Forget the motives.
8. Your challenge is how to sift guys not how to woe them


Disadvantages:
1. People expect you to be less talented. Especially in academics.
2. If you are a male, you're perceived - by myopic people - as a player.
3. You're surrounded by fake people.
4. You can't stay covert for long periods, as you're easily recognizable.
5. When you give people an inch, they try to take a yard.
6. If you are a woman, men will often assume you are very sexually experienced, because they will assume that it is impossible for a woman so beautiful to be so pure, since men are constantly chasing after her. 
7. You somehow find yourself in the cross-hair of psychos.
8. Your self-esteem soars to unhealthy levels.
9.  If you are a woman, many people will automatically assume that you think you are a better person   than them
10.  People think that you have it better than them in life, simply because you are good looking.


http:///forum/topics/the-advantages-and-disadvantages-of-being-good-looking

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo: African Leaders Caught Sleeping During AU Summit Session by master2k(m): 11:32pm On May 31, 2013
gluv01: grin grin That's Africa's show of respect
Lol..show of shame
Foreign Affairs / Photo: African Leaders Caught Sleeping During AU Summit Session by master2k(m): 11:06pm On May 31, 2013

Crime / Shocking: Woman Kills Fiance On Her Wedding Day (pictured) by master2k(m): 11:17am On May 25, 2013
An eastern Pennsylvania woman who fatally stabbed her fiance on their wedding day – and then apparently could not comprehend that he had died – was convicted of first-degree murder on Thursday.

Jurors found Na Cola Franklin, 32, guilty after deliberating about three hours in Lehigh County Court. She could get life in prison when she is sentenced July 16. Her attorney said an appeal is likely.

Prosecutors say Franklin and 36-year-old Billy Brewster got into the deadly argument on Aug. 11 around 2 a.m. in their Whitehall Township apartment. They were scheduled to be married at 10 a.m. in neighboring Allentown.

At her arraignment that night, Franklin appeared distraught and confused to learn Brewster was dead, telling the judge, “You got to check again!”

Defense attorney John Waldron told jurors during the trial this week that Brewster had come home drunk that night after an impromptu bachelor party. Brewster attacked Franklin and then tried to leave with the couple’s 9-month-old son, Waldron said.

Waldron argued Franklin killed the groom-to-be after grabbing a knife to protect her child. He had pushed for a voluntary manslaughter conviction, which carries a lighter sentence.

But prosecutors, who said the child was not in danger, sought a first-degree murder conviction. First Assistant District Attorney Steven Luksa said Thursday that he hopes the verdict will bring some comfort to Brewster’s family, according to the Express-Times of Easton.

On the day of the planned wedding, neighbor Steve Engel said the pastor who was supposed to marry the couple came looking for them at the apartment building. Distraught people in suits and dresses – presumably ceremony guests – then began showing up throughout the day, Engel said. http:///0bHtXszSoo

Romance / Step By Step Instructions On How To Be A Good Kisser by master2k(m): 2:32am On May 17, 2013
Sensual, sexy lip-to-lip is a lost art for many of us who find ourselves face-to-face with a new amour. And I'd put money on it that jaded pros of French kissing could stand to refine their technique.
So let's get right down to the essentials of what will add a French flavor to your lips:
The Timing
The best lovers of the world (who, by the way, are rarely French) are masters of timing. They know how to milk the yearning by barely brushing their lips against yours, and they know precisely when to go in, full-throttled, for the kill. While sense of timing may be a genetically inherited trait shared among musicians, comedians and successful stockbrokers, one can learn the basics by paying close attention your partner's breathing. If he is panting and breathless, experiment with Exhibit A below.
EXHIBIT A (THE LUSTY FRENCH KISS):
This kiss needs no warm-up. You want your partner and your partner wants you, as evidenced by your collective, animal-like panting. Your tongue is already in his mouth before you realize that you're kissing. But now what? Slowly -- and I mean slowly -- roll your tongue in circles around your partner's. Thrust shallow, thrust deep. Then circle again. Tilt your head to the other side, and repeat. Playfully bite his lower lip, then lick his lips. Try different variations of the above. The combinations are endless.
If your date has calm and predictable inhalations, give Exhibit B a shot.
EXHIBIT B (THE COY FRENCH KISS):
This kiss needs coaxing, as evident by your partner's mellow breathing. Start with his lips. With the tip of your tongue lick his top lip, then kiss him softly, no tongue. Next, taste his lower lip, then brush both your lips back and forth, and up and down his. Gaze seductively into your partner's eyes -- eye contact usually helps rev up the respiratory system. Next, add a little panting and moaning to your efforts. Finally, ease your tongue between his lips, slipping in and out. Continue in this coy manner until you reach the point where the lusty French kiss takes over (see above). Then alternate between the coy and lusty kisses. You see, variety and surprise are what ultimately make a French kiss more than just a kiss.
THE MECHANICS:
The first rule of French kissing is that every woman has her own style. This style evolves out of a combination of your mouth's unique anatomy, including the length of your tongue and how far your jaw will open, as well as your level of sexual aggression and personal tastes. Regardless, the mechanics are all the same: Tilt your head to one side, part your lips, slip your tongue into your mate's parting lips, then explore what's inside. Breathe through your nose (or your mouth if your nose is stuffy). Once you've got the basic mechanics down, it's time to experiment with technique.
Nairaland / General / Shocking Photo:suicidal Man Jumps Into Lions Den After Fight With Wife by master2k(m): 1:58am On May 17, 2013
A suicidal man jumped into the enclosure of a lion cage at the Nandankanan Zoo in Bhubaneswar, Orissa, India.

The man identified as Suryanarayan Das, 45, from Chhatrapur in Ganjam district, climbed over the wall and jumped into the lion’s enclosure housing the male lion, Cris, and the lioness, Priyanka.

His plan backfired when the pair of lions attacked and severely injured him but they did not kill him.

The incident took place around 1:10 pm when the security guards had gone to lunch. “As soon as Das jumped into the enclosure, the lion pounced on him, the lions returned to their cage when people started yelling,” zoo assistant director KL Purohit said.

"We have rescued Das within five minutes and he was taken to a hospital," Purohit said. After an investigation it was concluded that Das was not pushed into the enclosure instead he willingly jumped in."He touched my feet before jumping into the lion enclosure," an elderly tourist from West Bengal said.

Das suffered multiple bite wounds to his head, neck, face, legs and hands, Dr. Srikant Mohapatra who treated Das at the hospital said. Das regained consciousness in the hospital, according to a media report. Das admitted that he tried to commit suicide after constantly fighting with his wife.

Das stated he had come to the zoo seven days before the incident to look at the geographic location of the lion enclosure to see how to execute the suicide plan. Das was in stable condition, Dr. Mohapatra said.

“This is the first such incident at the zoo”, zoo director Mishra said, “We follow strict guidelines for the safety of our visitors, but If someone decides to jump inside the enclosure of animals, there is no way we can prevent it,” Mishra said.

Celebrities / Emeka Ossai Buys His Wife N5.5 Million Car After She Gives Birth To Twins(photos by master2k(m): 1:35am On May 17, 2013
The actor, reportedly fulfilling his promise of giving Jumai a special gift if she gives him a child, 'slapped' his wife with a 2013 model of Honda Cross Tour. 

It was learnt that Emeka got the delivery of the car last and presented the 'mobile home' to his excited wife, Jumai. 

The actor had waited for five years for a child but got a double dose in September 2012 when Jumai doubled Emeka's joy with a set of twins.

The twins were christened Jude and Judith by the parents.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / QPR Footballer Loic Remy Arrested Of Rape Case by master2k(m): 12:09pm On May 15, 2013
Queens Park Rangers striker Loic Remy has been arrested this morning with his cousin and a friend on suspicion of rape.


QPR's Loic Remy. Credit: Anthony Devlin/PA Wire
ITV News understands that a woman in her 30s visited Remy, 26, at his flat last week believing him to be alone. When she arrived his cousin and friend were also apparently present.

The woman was offered a drink and allegedly lost consciousness afterwards.

When she recovered consciousness some hours later, it is claimed she was naked and the three men were still present. The woman made a complaint to police and the men were arrested this morning.

The Metropolitan Police said: "Officers from Sapphire are investigating an allegation of rape which happened on 6 May in the west London area.

"The allegation was passed on to the MPS by Kent Police on 8 May after the 34-year-old female victim reported it to them on the previous day, 7 May. The victim alleges she was raped by three men.

"On the morning of Wednesday, 15 May three men, [A] aged 26; [B] aged 23; [C] 22 yrs, were arrested at an address in Fulham on suspicion of rape - they remain in custody at a west London police station"
Romance / 8 Things Couples Should Do Every Single Day To Keep The Love Alive by master2k(m): 8:57am On May 08, 2013
You want to be romantic? You want to get those butterfly feelings in your stomach just like you had on your first date long ago? Good. Then every single day should be your Valentine's Day. Spread the love 365 times a year.
To help you keep that flame burning, here's a list of 8 things couples need to do every single day! Compliment each other - Whether it's the way they calm the kids down or fix the DVD player or decorate the house, take a moment to praise your significant other for something they've done.
Laugh - Nobody should ever go a complete day without laughing. It truly is the best medicine all around. Share a laugh with your partner at least once a day (and hopefully lots more), even on the worst, most depressing days. Actually, especially on those days.
Say those three words - "I Love You" Go on -- say it to your wife (or husband) every single day. It's a must. Even if you're beyond furious with them for leaving the toilet seat up for the 99th time, you still love them. So say it.
Notice the little things - Could be your wife's new hairstyle or outfit. Or simply the way your husband takes his coffee. Noticing and remembering the little details in life show your spouse that you really do pay attention to them. More than they think. Put things in perspective - Whatever you may be upset about or just feeling lukewarm about in terms of your relationship, take a step back. So you need to move; at least you have a loving wife and kids. Maybe money's super tight; at least you're all healthy. In the end, no matter what troubles you're dealing with, just remember you're not in it alone and your family is all that truly matters.
Dream big - The most powerful emotion in the entire universe is hope. Nothing is impossible. So dream big and share those dreams with your spouse. Even if they never come true, it's still something worth hoping for.
Share something new - Remember when you first started dating and everything was fresh and new? But after being married for years (or gasp... decades) you may feel there's nothing left to uncover. That's just bull. There's always something new you can share with your spouse. Could be a movie you just watched, a fantastic article you just read (like this one!), or some favorite childhood memories. Share and share alike.
Lock lips - It goes without saying but you should start and end each day exactly the same way. With a gentle kiss on the lips.
Romance / 17 Reasons To Leave A Woman Alone by master2k(m): 1:25am On May 08, 2013
"Decided to share these piece of advice to all guys.. Please guys leave her alone if...


1. She pressures you about marrying her.


2. She wants a baby in order to"get closer to you."


3. She thinks commitment in a relationship is outdated.


4. She uses sex as a means of control.


5. Her parents promise you a position in the company.


6. She doesn't know the meaning of "us."


7. She drinks on a regular basis or takes illegal drugs.


8. She measures success by dollarsigns rather than happiness.


9. She has no interest in your opinion or feelings.


10. She thinks all responsibility should rest on your shoulders.


11. She wants to make love with you on the first date.


12. She considers her money"hers" and your money "hers."


14. She can't make a decision without "Mommy and Daddy."


15. She hopes to mould you into a man just like her father.


16. She constantly talks about an ex-love.


17. Her IQ is smaller than her shoe size.


18. She doesn't believe in "Til death do us part."
Romance / Re: Should I Still Ask Her Out? by master2k(m): 10:57am On Apr 11, 2013
@yomii thnx a lot. Yea..we r so close.bt its nt all abt dt..I rlly wnt to take it to another level..I love her more dt js fun(s**)..am considerin wat hrmkz said..abt givin her a trial
Romance / Re: Should I Still Ask Her Out? by master2k(m): 10:28am On Apr 11, 2013
@stint...thanx so mch. Bt she hs askd me b4 to define d relationship. Bt am stll scared of her lifestyle
Romance / Should I Still Ask Her Out? by master2k(m): 10:19am On Apr 11, 2013
Pls I need your advise.. I have a female friend.I use to treat her like my girlfriend..likewise her. I do buy her things,take her out,meet her needs,have fun with her privately and publicly.I really care about her..and she does too.but I don't really trust her..she has bad and corrupt girlfriends,am sure she is a flirt. So am confused wether to date her or continue the way we are. I love her and she loves me too. Pls I need your advise..
Politics / Re: FG Replaces Voters-Card With National ID-Card by master2k(m): 9:58am On Apr 11, 2013
Mtchwww...good work indeed
Politics / Re: We Will Give Achebe A Befitting Burial - Southeast Governors by master2k(m): 11:47pm On Apr 10, 2013
Rochas d mumu ooo...na wa 4 am oo
Politics / Re: Breaking News"president Jonathan Approves Boards For 23 Medical Centres.. by master2k(m): 11:45pm On Apr 10, 2013
Goodluck...hmm

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