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Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon Condolence Message To Tony Anenih's Family Goes Viral by mastercee(m): 8:13am On Oct 30, 2018 |
ruggedtimi: Read that line again... this time, slowly. |
Autos / Re: Buy Your Cheap Cars From Canada And Get Shipped To Nigeria by mastercee(m): 9:26pm On Oct 29, 2018 |
how much will land Mercedes Benz GLK 350 |
Autos / Re: CLEAN TITLE Car Deals From Manheim And Adesa Auto Auction***Close To Brand New** by mastercee(m): 12:01pm On Oct 29, 2018 |
Please how much can I get a 2013 Mercedes GLK 350 |
Properties / Re: We Finance Your Project And You Back Later At Ease. by mastercee(m): 11:49am On Oct 18, 2018 |
tmegadesignltd: sent you a mail |
Politics / Re: 2019: Third Force Political Parties Unite, Come Up With Plan To Defeat Buhari by mastercee(m): 6:11am On Oct 09, 2018 |
All these end of the year parties has come again 1 Like |
Career / Why Is Lagos So Busy? by mastercee(m): 6:08am On Oct 09, 2018 |
There is Lagos; and there is lagos. 9 a.m. Banana Island. Cynthia cracks open her eyes, rolls to the edge of the bed, snoozes her alarm and dozes off again. Why wake up so early when she has only one logo design project on her plate? She had negotiated a less-pressured deadline with the American client, who had contacted her on the strength of another happy client's recommendation. The estate where Cynthia lives is peopled by many like her. People who, by way of parental influence, political connections or technical skills, are in control of their time, their destinies... Cynthia owns her time. Cynthia is a Lagosian. She lives in Lagos. She is never busy; she is living the life. 4.30 a.m. Ikorodu. Segun is already seated inside a BRT bus bound for Victoria Island, his head in his hands, eyes closed as he tries to take a nap in transit. The night before he had gotten home as late as 11 p.m. Mountain of Fire and Miracles faithfuls had caused a lock-jam as they traveled from all parts of Lagos to their camp for a crusade... Given a choice, Segun would rather he slept a little more at home. However, he is well aware that the price of lateness in his workplace is an admonitory deduction of 1,000 naira from his 35,000 naira salary. This month, he had come late twice already... Segun is trading his time for money. He is a lagosian. He lives in lagos. He is ever busy; he is dying slowly... What was your question again? Lagos? or lagos? 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo, Others Make 2018 Ballon D'or Top 30 Nominees [Full List] by mastercee(m): 8:24pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
Eden Hazard, so good they named him twice 21 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nazeef Babaji Wins Nnpp Candidate For Shira/giade Federal Constituency In Bauch by mastercee(m): 7:55pm On Oct 08, 2018 |
All these end of the year parties sef |
Webmasters / Someone To Work On Discourse Forum by mastercee(m): 3:35pm On Sep 13, 2018 |
I urgently require a good web developer that can help set up a discourse forum. Kindly signify if you can do |
Autos / Re: 2010 Barely Used Toyota Venza Full Option Tumbstart For Cool Pr by mastercee(m): 9:47pm On Sep 09, 2018 |
How much pls |
Autos / Re: 1 Year Used 2011 Ford Edge SEL(4 Cylinders) by mastercee(m): 10:09pm On Sep 08, 2018 |
How much |
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 1999 by mastercee(m): 8:36pm On Sep 06, 2018 |
why can't you snap and post a recent picture? why are you still advertising the car with pictures taken in 2015? I thi k something is not right somewhere. if you are clean and have nothing to hide, then do the right thing pls |
Sports / Re: Sarri Reveals New Role For Victor Moses: He's To Compete For Spot With Hazard by mastercee(m): 1:35pm On Sep 03, 2018 |
Kuku kill him 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: Enyimba’s Usman Abdallah Targets Caf Confederation Cup Semi-final by mastercee(m): 7:01am On Sep 01, 2018 |
CyberWolf: One step at a time sir 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Enyimba’s Usman Abdallah Targets Caf Confederation Cup Semi-final by mastercee(m): 7:01am On Sep 01, 2018 |
They should just pray for Rayon sports of Rwanda |
Autos / Re: Super Clean Registered Honda Crosstour 2013 Model Available For Sale! by mastercee(m): 12:31pm On Aug 29, 2018 |
how much is it going for |
Sports / Re: I Feel Sorry For Alvaro Morata - Ruud Gulit by mastercee(m): 4:07pm On Aug 27, 2018 |
georgementday: On behalf of all Man Utd fans worldwide, I say Mba, we no want. You can ask Liverpool 3 Likes |
Webmasters / Re: Teckiway Is The Latest Blog In Town by mastercee(m): 3:07pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by mastercee(m): 2:47pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
gergemam: Liar!!! That ball wey dey bounce pass anything |
Celebrities / Re: "Toyin Abraham's Chicken Legs Remind Me Of My Missing Chicken" - Non-Fan by mastercee(m): 12:08pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
I seriously don't understand why people body shame other people... Like for what reason exactly? Body shaming her means you are questioning God's work because she didn't create herself. God did. 11 Likes |
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by mastercee(m): 12:36pm On Aug 12, 2018 |
$30 Payoneer fund needed urgently. Anyone? |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 Women's World Cup - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by mastercee(m): 1:49pm On Aug 06, 2018 |
This coach is annoying abeg All his shouts just dey confuse the girls 6 Likes |
Business / Re: Why Don't You Contact Us Now And Be OUR NEXT BOSS? by mastercee(m): 4:41pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
No Phone number No Email Address |
Business / Re: Help With Importation From Alibaba by mastercee(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
Aworkinprogress: visit importationwealth.com |
Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Turns Goalkeeper, Dives To Make Football Save (PHOTOS) by mastercee(m): 5:31pm On Jul 27, 2018 |
The only significant change on Nairaland in the last 5 years is the removal of page 0.. 47 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: Pls Who Can Facilitate Shipment To Canada? by mastercee(m): 12:22pm On Jul 20, 2018 |
Try Floship.com |
Politics / Re: What Would Happen To Nigeria If Buhari Wins A Second Term? by mastercee(m): 10:40am On Jul 04, 2018 |
Ukoma9: Do you understand sarcasm at all? |
Politics / What Would Happen To Nigeria If Buhari Wins A Second Term? by mastercee(m): 9:47am On Jul 04, 2018 |
IF PRESIDENT BUHARI WINS THE 2019 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SECONDS AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT: 70% of Nigeria will groan. Only if they know what will happen in the coming months. The remaining 30% which is made of up aliens, Stockholm syndrome patients, and herdsmen will jubilate. HOURS AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT: President Buhari and Nigerians are still in shock. Nigerians are wondering how he got to win. His Excellency is wondering why he didn’t take 100% of the vote. After all he’s done for Nigeria and Nigerians. Ungrateful bunch! In an unbelievable joy frenzy, Herdsmen will slaughter some of their cows in thanksgiving. They will share the meat across Nigeria, but only the Yorubas will eat. Riots will start in Igbo and Hausa states. A DAY LATER: Congratulatory messages will fill the atmosphere. Representatives from Boko Haram will visit the Aso Rock to felicitate with His Excellency. Other presidential candidates will send in their goodwill. Fela Durotoye will go on national TV and talk about the beauty of taking risks, about how you shouldn’t retire from your desire, but instead re-fire till you acquire, despite the quagmire. He will be arrested minutes later for hate speech. The riots will keep escalating. The Presidential speech will be read. AFTER ONE WEEK: His Excellency will be getting ready to go into a 6-month ‘hibernation’; to figure out the best ways to proceed with the beautiful change process he has started. It’s not easy to be president. Especially when you’re an old one. People will suddenly discover the highly inspiring presidential speech that was read is a potpourri of Martin Luther, George Washington and Tupac. And they will be happy to have such a well-read President. The Nigerian army will eventually be deployed to end the riot turned mini-war. They will get there and end things peacefully, encouraging the people not to fight again. As brothers and sisters. ONE MONTH: the ‘hibernation’ will begin. There will be a mass emigration of ungrateful Nigerians. Those who can’t afford the expenses to Canada, Holland and England will relocate to Ghana, Cotonou and South Africa. There will be a ‘power surge’ amongst the herdsmen, and they will begin to commit plenty atrocities. The Igbos and some Hausas will resist and fight. But the Yorubas will not be able to talk because they have eaten fried meat and kilishi. 6 MONTHS: His Excellency will return, but he will get ill. Stress. Too much work has gone into the past months. His cabinet will beg him to go to England and treat the headache. He will say no, that he wants to keep leading by example. No public servant should be treated abroad! Getting to the National Hospital, the doctors will be confused. They’ve never seen this kind of headache before! They will not have the expertise to treat it. Finally, His Excellency will reluctantly agree to go to England. AFTER A YEAR: His Excellency will return again. Messiah. Straight spine. Drums. Gunshots. Cute smiles and encouraging hand waves. Headache gone. While walking around, will notice that almost all the north and some parts of central Nigeria have been wiped off by Boko Haram and the machine-gun-carrying Herdsmen. He will be livid and warn them not to do that again. He will then order that their guns be seized, since they don’t really need guns to guard the cows. The good works will then continue. Because his Excellency doesn’t believe in doing the same thing and expecting a different result, he will change his cabinet from the old and recycled leaders to fresh and young minds. He will provide the herdsmen with staffs. And beg the military to forgive them, because they know not what they’re doing. AFTER TWO YEARS: the purchasing power of the Naira, like it has been since his first day in office, will keep increasing. His Excellency will complete the hospital and educational projects he has started since the past four years. The National Hospital will now be able to treat headaches. Boko Haram will finally be crushed. 80% of the herdsmen will be using staffs. The ungrateful Nigerians will begin to migrate back. Full of clues and ideas, His Excellency will keep delivering. A Naira will finally be equal to a US dollar. Nigeria will continue to experience fuel surplus, pump price will go from 45 Naira/liter- which he made possible during his last tenure, to 20 Naira/liter. Another airport will be built in Ekiti. The monthly 5000 Naira paid to extremely poor Nigerians will be increased to 10 thousand Naira. AFTER THREE YEARS: the plan has finally taken an amazing shape. The change. Complete freedom from corruption. All the recovered monies and loots will be read out, and Nigerians will be satisfied they have so much money to save. Workers will complain bitterly about how the government doesn’t wait for them to finish spending one salary before paying another one. Do they think they are that needy? Nigeria now has the strongest economy in the northern hemisphere. A drastic increase in life expectancy will be experienced, because every provision for social amenities has finally been perfected. After 7 years. Nigeria will start begging other countries to come get employment, since we will now have more than enough. Nigerian universities will become educational hubs. Russians and Americans will start going the length to get Nigerian visa and scholarships. We’re capable, we don’t just have some of the youngest and strongest populace, we also have the natural resources. AFTER FOUR YEARS: his Excellency will be honoring the invitations of other developed nations to help fight corruption. Fellow African nations will cry out to Nigeria to teach them how a national reformation can be started in four years, and then completed in another four. Nigerians will start weeping, they will miss a great revolutionary leader, who has single-handedly lifted Nigeria out of perdition. Ex president, Pastor Olusegun Obasanjo will write a letter of apology. His Excellency, President Buhari will be crowned African of the Decade. Prophet Soogun Omoniyi I. Clairvoyant, PHL, BCHL, WB, PHGP, PCKR, CCKN Culled from Quora https://www.quora.com/What-would-happen-to-Nigeria-if-Buhari-wins-a-second-term |
Sports / Re: Wilson Oruma: 'I Lost N2bn To Fraudsters And Relations' by mastercee(m): 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2018 |
So sorry for your loss bro. God gat you 1 Like |
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