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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Man Forces His Wife To Watch Him Have Sex With Prostitute by masterconfam(m): 2:22pm On Jul 20, 2019
Hnmmmmmmmmmmmm ... world people
Sports / Star Boy Iheanacho Kelechi Storms Umuneke Mbieri In Imo State by masterconfam(m): 3:52pm On Jul 12, 2018
star boy iheanacho kelechi pay's first official visit to his root team mate trains with them at LA primary school.after which he visited his aunty.

Romance / Re: 8 Signs She’s Lost Interest In You by masterconfam(m): 10:55am On Jul 04, 2018
really
Politics / ironical value of one Nigeria by masterconfam(m): 8:09pm On Apr 14, 2018
Verily verily I say unto you..
To be a northerner is very good..
To be a southerner is very very bad..
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6 presidents are still recovering Abacha's loot. Babangida's oil windfall is not "auditable!". Yet EFCC is stuck on Patience Jonathan's bank accounts. Loosing 4 consecutive cases and 3 appeals on same account.. While the other ex first ladies catwalk the world with our loot..
It's just very bad to be a southerner in Nigeria.
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TY Danjuma said Nigerian Army is complicit in the killings in Nigeria. Army sets up a panel of enquiry to look into it.
Nnamdi Kanu says the Nigerian government is complicit in the killings. Army sets up a python dance. Please that show of force and test driving of APCs that the army did in Umuahia, when will they test it at sambissa and Taraba?
To be a southerner is simply very bad..
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Enyinnaya Abaribe logically proves that Muhammadu Buhari is grossly incompetent. The northern senator calls on him to apologize while the south senators watch like they ate beans cooked with sapele weed..
Northern senators baptize Goodluck Jonathan a "clueless drunk". Nigeria hails them.
To be a southerner in Nigeria is very bad.
.
Police declare Dino Melaye wanted yet guard and protect him in the same Kogi.
Police declare Chukwuma Innoson wanted and wage gestapo style arrest at his home, slapping his wife. Nigeria goes mute because..
It's very bad to be a southerner in Nigeria.
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Alex Ekwueme's hospital bill is disrespectfully sang like a nursery rhyme but Buhari's bills remain sacrosanct for security reasons..
To be a southerner is indeed a genetic default..
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Court frees Boko Haram fighters captured at fronts for want of evidence, orders compensations and amnesty be paid. Same court continually incarcerates IPOB members for peaceful protest and evidence remains one licensed den gun that has never fired a cartridge since its production.
The crime is to be born a southerner!
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Boko Harams kidnap 215 in Chibok, 110 in Dapchi, kill 208 in Yobe. Fulanis are not kidnappers. One Evans kidnaps in Lagos. Igbos are kidnappers and rapist.
To be a southerner in Nigeria is just a sin.
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Fuel is N210. Subsidy of N1.4trn paid in 3 months. Muhammadu Buhari is not corrupt. The buck does not stop at the president because he is not AWARE. When fuel was N97. Subsidy of N3.8trn paid over 6years. Jonathan is corrupt.. The buck stops at the omniscient Jonathan's table..
To be a president from the south is very bad.
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Buhari single handedly approves N1.0bn in one month for his cronies as security vote and point at Libyans. Nigerians agree. Goodluck Jonathan evidently approves fund for the purchase of arms. All panels attest to these purchases. Yet Jonathan is a thief.
Like he didn't know that to be a southerner is a crime..
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Dasukigate recipients, 92%north.
Discovered stolen funds, 76% north.
Oil well and government cronies, 83% north.
APC looters list 88% southerners..
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It is just too bad to be a southerner and indeed very good to be a northerner because of PDP vs APC bigotry..
Happy weekend to southern Nigeria.. Northerners can go to Libya and collect their own!

- Bishops Edwin

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Business / Re: Nkworji market been Demolished by rochas okorocha by masterconfam(m): 12:47pm On Mar 13, 2018
happening live
Business / Nkworji market been Demolished by rochas okorocha by masterconfam(m): 12:16pm On Mar 13, 2018
demolition of nkworji going on now in owerri north LGA in IMO state

Politics / New Word Coming by masterconfam(m): 11:37pm On Jan 29, 2018
Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, I think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary like;
Buhari:/boo-ha-ree/ nouns
Buhari: 1. Hard, hardship, difficult, tough. Eg. The economy of the country is now buhari for the masses ,2. To complicate, make worst, unbearable. Eg. "Please don't come and buharificate issues here", "The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify it".
Adjective: eg: How was the exam? Mehn, it was buharific!�������
Romance / Re: Lady Bares Cleavage In Pre-Wedding Photos. Online Users React by masterconfam(m): 11:15am On Oct 12, 2017
remember this people
When we all Ashes on the ground..

Five(5) years in mind

thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny; not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but little did we know how the day would end. From a handful of young men shouting and throwing questions at us, it escalated to a crowd of angry mob. There was no way we could escape this one, so we calmed down. They pushed us around and then stripped us all. These men pulled us pants down, we were more than embarrassed, the whole community watched: I recognised few faces from the crowd. Obviously they were so afraid to say "stop", then the beating started, I wished it to be just a nightmare; but it was real, these men were determined. They dropped heavy rocks on our heads, they pounded our faces with large planks, blood covered our eyes,they matched and kicked us right on our nostrils, we couldn't breathe. "Bring tire" one of the men repeated, until they brought the tires. "Oh God!" We watched the crowd watch us, we raised hands of plea, we couldn't speak, Some hid, some shot videos and took pictures. there was no one to stop this. This was the point we knew it was over. We felt pain, helpless and hopeless. I thought of my siblings, I wondered how my mum would take this. She would fall apart. I begged God to hold her for me, comfort and make her strong for me, I prayed same for my friends. Then we started crying, we cried together. the tears gave us headaches. We looked up high, the sky was still. Rings of tires landed on our necks, they kept hitting us, but we were numb already. They set us ablaze. We rolled around, tried to reach for each other, I wondered who would give up first, the fire burned our bodies. it hurt, it hurt and then it hurt. But suddenly the pain stopped, Then I couldn't hear any other thing, but silence. I thanked God. The pain was over.

RIP
Ugonna, Llyod, Tekana and Chidiaka (slain uniport students)

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Politics / Re: V.P Osinbajo To Flag Off N120b Road Project In Bonny, Rivers State Today by masterconfam(m): 11:13am On Oct 12, 2017
remember this people
When we all Ashes on the ground..

Five(5) years in mind

thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny; not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but little did we know how the day would end. From a handful of young men shouting and throwing questions at us, it escalated to a crowd of angry mob. There was no way we could escape this one, so we calmed down. They pushed us around and then stripped us all. These men pulled us pants down, we were more than embarrassed, the whole community watched: I recognised few faces from the crowd. Obviously they were so afraid to say "stop", then the beating started, I wished it to be just a nightmare; but it was real, these men were determined. They dropped heavy rocks on our heads, they pounded our faces with large planks, blood covered our eyes,they matched and kicked us right on our nostrils, we couldn't breathe. "Bring tire" one of the men repeated, until they brought the tires. "Oh God!" We watched the crowd watch us, we raised hands of plea, we couldn't speak, Some hid, some shot videos and took pictures. there was no one to stop this. This was the point we knew it was over. We felt pain, helpless and hopeless. I thought of my siblings, I wondered how my mum would take this. She would fall apart. I begged God to hold her for me, comfort and make her strong for me, I prayed same for my friends. Then we started crying, we cried together. the tears gave us headaches. We looked up high, the sky was still. Rings of tires landed on our necks, they kept hitting us, but we were numb already. They set us ablaze. We rolled around, tried to reach for each other, I wondered who would give up first, the fire burned our bodies. it hurt, it hurt and then it hurt. But suddenly the pain stopped, Then I couldn't hear any other thing, but silence. I thanked God. The pain was over.

RIP
Ugonna, Llyod, Tekana and Chidiaka (slain uniport students)

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Younger Brother For Greeting In Abia by masterconfam(m): 10:53am On Oct 12, 2017
remember this
When we all Ashes on the ground..

Five(5) years in mind

thieves, thieves" he screamed, it was almost funny; not until more voices joined the chorus as they screamed and shouted on us. We could have ran at least to save our lives, but little did we know how the day would end. From a handful of young men shouting and throwing questions at us, it escalated to a crowd of angry mob. There was no way we could escape this one, so we calmed down. They pushed us around and then stripped us all. These men pulled us pants down, we were more than embarrassed, the whole community watched: I recognised few faces from the crowd. Obviously they were so afraid to say "stop", then the beating started, I wished it to be just a nightmare; but it was real, these men were determined. They dropped heavy rocks on our heads, they pounded our faces with large planks, blood covered our eyes,they matched and kicked us right on our nostrils, we couldn't breathe. "Bring tire" one of the men repeated, until they brought the tires. "Oh God!" We watched the crowd watch us, we raised hands of plea, we couldn't speak, Some hid, some shot videos and took pictures. there was no one to stop this. This was the point we knew it was over. We felt pain, helpless and hopeless. I thought of my siblings, I wondered how my mum would take this. She would fall apart. I begged God to hold her for me, comfort and make her strong for me, I prayed same for my friends. Then we started crying, we cried together. the tears gave us headaches. We looked up high, the sky was still. Rings of tires landed on our necks, they kept hitting us, but we were numb already. They set us ablaze. We rolled around, tried to reach for each other, I wondered who would give up first, the fire burned our bodies. it hurt, it hurt and then it hurt. But suddenly the pain stopped, Then I couldn't hear any other thing, but silence. I thanked God. The pain was over.

RIP
Ugonna, Llyod, Tekana and Chidiaka (slain uniport students)

Celebrities / Re: Candlelight Service Of DJ Olu Abiodun (Photos) by masterconfam(m): 7:09am On Oct 12, 2017
nawaooooo, so is true rip DJ olu
Crime / Re: UNICAL Bursar, Protocol Officer In DSS Custody Over Plan To Kidnap VC Wife by masterconfam(m): 3:48pm On Oct 06, 2017
na waoooo
Sports / Re: This Day In Football: 6th October by masterconfam(m): 3:03pm On Oct 06, 2017
e don try ooo
Romance / Re: Silly Things Ladies Do That Makes Them Unattractive. by masterconfam(m): 3:01pm On Oct 06, 2017
foolish forming

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Music/Radio / Re: Phyno Ft. Olamide - Augment (Video) by masterconfam(m): 2:35pm On Oct 06, 2017
I dey feel this two nigga I remember those days ... make una locate me kwanu

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Politics / Re: Enugu: Gov Okowa Bags Dignity Of Man Award At The University Of Nigeria Nsukka, by masterconfam(m): 2:26pm On Oct 06, 2017
serious but the thing no help anybody. find us work abeg
Crime / Re: I Dated Tagbo, But He Isn't The Father Of My Daughter.... Caroline Danjuma. by masterconfam(m): 2:00pm On Oct 06, 2017
what else can I say

Sports / Re: Barca Legend Iniesta Signs Contract For Life At Nou Camp by masterconfam(m): 1:57pm On Oct 06, 2017
I dey find any genuine work that will fetch me money.if any contact me 09068188178
Celebrities / Re: Teenage Girl Goes Viral . . . After Describing Her Worst Date Ever . . . by masterconfam(m): 1:35pm On Oct 06, 2017
omg I just dey pass ooo
Celebrities / Re: ‘shoutout To All My Husband’s Customers, Thanks For Patronizing His D*ck – Niger by masterconfam(m): 3:02pm On Oct 05, 2017
like seriously. you never see shuntin
Religion / Re: Prophet Goes To Court To Stop 'one Corner' Song by masterconfam(m): 2:44pm On Oct 05, 2017
one corner never see something
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Monitor Lizard Killed At The Back Of My House by masterconfam(m): 2:36pm On Oct 04, 2017
e sure for u.

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Crime / Re: Shocking Naked Jamaica Woman Beats Her Daughter With Machete (photo/video) by masterconfam(m): 2:32pm On Oct 04, 2017
naso but dis one no be news
Health / Re: Vitamin D Prevents Asthma Attack by masterconfam(m): 2:29pm On Oct 04, 2017
really
Sports / Re: Half Time- Fc Barca Vs La Palmas (0-0) by masterconfam(m): 4:22pm On Oct 01, 2017
chaiii beta correct score
Celebrities / Re: Official Independence Poem For Nigeria @57 by masterconfam(m): 4:16pm On Oct 01, 2017
dead country
Romance / Re: Buhari: Igbos Are Irresponsible by masterconfam(m): 3:31pm On Oct 01, 2017
nonsense
Sports / Re: PSG Forward,angel Di Maria,sentenced To Prison by masterconfam(m): 3:30pm On Oct 01, 2017
who cares. e no epa mere ooo I dey find work abeg

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye: "You Have Been Enjoying Me For 18 Years, So Me Am Tired" by masterconfam(m): 3:25pm On Oct 01, 2017
a true fan

Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by masterconfam(m): 11:41am On Sep 07, 2017
1.in some case 2.some dayses are like that 3.e didn't dey 4.I didn't stole your generator
Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by masterconfam(m): 11:35am On Sep 07, 2017
in some dayses
Sports / Re: Paul Pogba And Thierry Henry Dab (Photos) by masterconfam(m): 10:30pm On Aug 19, 2016
menh pogba played well dou am not a man u fan but mori pogba and IBRA fan.

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