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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by senny4ril2424(m): 9:51am On Sep 07, 2017
Compliment upon compliment from I who complimented you in the season of the complimentation


..a friend of mine wrote a letter to his girlfriend ...that was when I was in secondary school
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Investnow2017: 9:52am On Sep 07, 2017
Madam: " girl what are you selling?"

Girl: "me, i am selling sweet bitterleaf and my brother is selling cold icewater"

grin grin cheesy Wont you buy?
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Prefola: 9:56am On Sep 07, 2017
Come have taken ur drugs?u re on ur own ooh,it's as if u want 2 become SICKER
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by colizee(m): 10:03am On Sep 07, 2017
1. A mother of five in my compound once said to one of her children....take this money go and cut your head for babber place.

2. One day I was on my own discussing with a friend suddenly one little boy appeared from no wear (panting heavily) looked at us and said WHERE IS AM! WHERE IS AM! I nearly died of laughter.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by temmypotter(m): 10:04am On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane
is you dumb or something? you gon tell me you ain't done did hear this from em black folks.. bruv.. this is how them black folks speak! ain't nothing wrong about that.. you ain't just got soul nigga.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by donblazer10(m): 10:13am On Sep 07, 2017
IAmAmbrose:





i advice u go back to sec school ... Because them don full una head with nonsense
lol..na my principal no be my teacher so he no concern me
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by diransom: 10:14am On Sep 07, 2017
Ndagi Sule where are you running go. am going to the hostel sulking garri
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by RedAlert08(m): 10:21am On Sep 07, 2017
Crixina:
Nigeria is a multilingual community and the major problem with expressing oneself in another language that isn't your LI(that is first language) is the problem of transference of lang.structures from the L1 to L2 which is the norm for most Nigerians.
Transference of structures from Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa etc to English.

Stories.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by omoiyalayi(m): 10:22am On Sep 07, 2017
foster881:
as i turn around, al of a suddenly smoke start to biggin... dats d worst hav heard sha


Dis one Crack me grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by SouLPoison(m): 10:32am On Sep 07, 2017
A forest cannot make a tree



Anybody that wants to make it must be determinated
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Ormorlehwah(f): 10:38am On Sep 07, 2017
Orun-moon, osupa - sun
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by bikefab(m): 10:40am On Sep 07, 2017
"Who told you to went"
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Chrisx1x(m): 10:42am On Sep 07, 2017
a lecturer made these blunders:

"i have 3 daughters,they are all girls", all those in the middle,"move to the centre".

back then in sec school:
1."must you eat for class"
2."equiliment instead of equilibrium"
3."...pass with frying colours"
4."come here before i after you"
5."you deserve for cane"

e.t.c

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by StevDesmond(m): 10:48am On Sep 07, 2017
Those mens are rich
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by kruusy: 10:54am On Sep 07, 2017
he pollute I go dia I luv u talk ur own
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by knight93(m): 10:55am On Sep 07, 2017
It felled down
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:00am On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane
thats ebonics - our own version of you folks call pidgin. and btw we have the biggest vocabulary among any other native English speaking country.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by masterconfam(m): 11:35am On Sep 07, 2017
in some dayses
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Emyogalanya: 11:36am On Sep 07, 2017
Nigeria unity is non negotiable
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by masterconfam(m): 11:41am On Sep 07, 2017
1.in some case 2.some dayses are like that 3.e didn't dey 4.I didn't stole your generator
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:57am On Sep 07, 2017
" I don't knows you, is my wife that knows you"

"What am I done"
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by ImaIma1(f): 11:59am On Sep 07, 2017
"It doesn't worth it"...very common

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Airoflaw(m): 12:01pm On Sep 07, 2017
chibike69:
I can't go backer than this, you are in front of my back.
now I'm am confusest with English

Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by NarnieSnyper(m): 12:06pm On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

Brah, that's black American ghetto way of speaking. Think of it as their own pidgin english. If you notice, it's mostly Blacks , Hispanics in the slumps that speak that way.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by esanabiodun: 12:08pm On Sep 07, 2017
Why are you afraiding? Answer the question.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by sheyizy1: 12:11pm On Sep 07, 2017
It happened in a bank...the banker asked this fine girl have you filled the form? The fine girl shouted ha ha I felt it yesterday now

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by echinaka6(m): 12:42pm On Sep 07, 2017
it happen in class ( anything that happen I will be responsibility for it )
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by asagbaesiri: 12:49pm On Sep 07, 2017
I did not ate the food.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Dahiruhash(m): 1:00pm On Sep 07, 2017
jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE
''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.

My dear shift let me faint again.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by oregan(m): 1:03pm On Sep 07, 2017
Have you boughted the tomatoes cheesy
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Investnow2017: 1:09pm On Sep 07, 2017
Arguement:

"You saw me yesterday and just passed." "I am sorry, i did not saw you" "You saw me, stop intending, you saw me." "I mean it, am serious i did not saw you." grin grin

You see, we can all be wrong cheesy
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by zulqeef09(m): 1:10pm On Sep 07, 2017
jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE
''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.

My dear shift let me faint again.

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