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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by senny4ril2424(m): 9:51am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Compliment upon compliment from I who complimented you in the season of the complimentation ..a friend of mine wrote a letter to his girlfriend ...that was when I was in secondary school |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Investnow2017: 9:52am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Madam: " girl what are you selling?" Girl: "me, i am selling sweet bitterleaf and my brother is selling cold icewater" Wont you buy? |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Prefola: 9:56am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Come have taken ur drugs?u re on ur own ooh,it's as if u want 2 become SICKER |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by colizee(m): 10:03am On Sep 07, 2017 |
1. A mother of five in my compound once said to one of her children....take this money go and cut your head for babber place. 2. One day I was on my own discussing with a friend suddenly one little boy appeared from no wear (panting heavily) looked at us and said WHERE IS AM! WHERE IS AM! I nearly died of laughter. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by temmypotter(m): 10:04am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Addicted2Women:is you dumb or something? you gon tell me you ain't done did hear this from em black folks.. bruv.. this is how them black folks speak! ain't nothing wrong about that.. you ain't just got soul nigga. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by donblazer10(m): 10:13am On Sep 07, 2017 |
IAmAmbrose:lol..na my principal no be my teacher so he no concern me |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by diransom: 10:14am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Ndagi Sule where are you running go. am going to the hostel sulking garri |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by RedAlert08(m): 10:21am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Crixina: Stories. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by omoiyalayi(m): 10:22am On Sep 07, 2017 |
foster881: Dis one Crack me |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by SouLPoison(m): 10:32am On Sep 07, 2017 |
A forest cannot make a tree Anybody that wants to make it must be determinated |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Ormorlehwah(f): 10:38am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Orun-moon, osupa - sun |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by bikefab(m): 10:40am On Sep 07, 2017 |
"Who told you to went" |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Chrisx1x(m): 10:42am On Sep 07, 2017 |
a lecturer made these blunders: "i have 3 daughters,they are all girls", all those in the middle,"move to the centre". back then in sec school: 1."must you eat for class" 2."equiliment instead of equilibrium" 3."...pass with frying colours" 4."come here before i after you" 5."you deserve for cane" e.t.c 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by StevDesmond(m): 10:48am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Those mens are rich |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by kruusy: 10:54am On Sep 07, 2017 |
he pollute I go dia
I luv u talk ur own |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by knight93(m): 10:55am On Sep 07, 2017 |
It felled down |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:00am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Addicted2Women:thats ebonics - our own version of you folks call pidgin. and btw we have the biggest vocabulary among any other native English speaking country. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by masterconfam(m): 11:35am On Sep 07, 2017 |
in some dayses |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Emyogalanya: 11:36am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Nigeria unity is non negotiable |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by masterconfam(m): 11:41am On Sep 07, 2017 |
1.in some case
2.some dayses are like that
3.e didn't dey
4.I didn't stole your generator |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:57am On Sep 07, 2017 |
" I don't knows you, is my wife that knows you" "What am I done" |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by ImaIma1(f): 11:59am On Sep 07, 2017 |
"It doesn't worth it"...very common 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Airoflaw(m): 12:01pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
chibike69:now I'm am confusest with English
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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by NarnieSnyper(m): 12:06pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
Addicted2Women: Brah, that's black American ghetto way of speaking. Think of it as their own pidgin english. If you notice, it's mostly Blacks , Hispanics in the slumps that speak that way. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by esanabiodun: 12:08pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
Why are you afraiding? Answer the question. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by sheyizy1: 12:11pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
It happened in a bank...the banker asked this fine girl have you filled the form? The fine girl shouted ha ha I felt it yesterday now 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by echinaka6(m): 12:42pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
it happen in class ( anything that happen I will be responsibility for it ) |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by asagbaesiri: 12:49pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
I did not ate the food. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Dahiruhash(m): 1:00pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
jaelz:''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.'' Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''. My dear shift let me faint again. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by oregan(m): 1:03pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
Have you boughted the tomatoes |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Investnow2017: 1:09pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
Arguement: "You saw me yesterday and just passed." "I am sorry, i did not saw you" "You saw me, stop intending, you saw me." "I mean it, am serious i did not saw you." You see, we can all be wrong |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by zulqeef09(m): 1:10pm On Sep 07, 2017 |
jaelz:''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.'' Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''. My dear shift let me faint again. |
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