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Family › Re: Hilarious Pictures Of Men In The Labour Room by MasterJayJay: 6:54am On Sep 04, 2022
frozen70:
I support the idea of men staying in the labour room with their wife

From contraction to delivery
Let them witness what it takes a pregnant woman to birth a child

Before he will treat a mother or wife bad, he will first of all remember the horror he went through watching her in pains
Until he pauses sex for one year so you can heal. Most of you woman do not understand the psychological effect of such sight on some men.

Your worth as a woman has nothing to do with your genitals.

So a wife struggling with fertility issues doesn't deserve to be treated well by her husband?
Politics › Re: Tinubu: No Need To Hurl Insults At Rival Parties, We Are Smarter by MasterJayJay: 10:45pm On Sep 03, 2022
Coming from Agbado master that called Peter Obi Obituary through his newspaper via Sam Omatseye.


Evidence of memory loss. Someone should show him a clip of him saying 'they will labour in vain till DEATH'.
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 10:36pm On Sep 03, 2022
Take and post pictures of this exact spot on faulks road, if it's like this I will pay into your account 10k -pics must come with date and time stamp
Get a moderator, perhaps lalasticlala. Let him act as an escrow.

The angle of this picture is even better than it is. If I stay exactly where I usually service my generator and snap it, you will see the worst.. A deep crater, not pothole.
Politics › Re: World Bank To Osinbajo: Go Home, Address Your Staggered Exchange Rates by MasterJayJay: 10:23pm On Sep 03, 2022
Tianamen1:
The solution to Nigeria’s economic problem is INCREASED TAXATION. this should be common knowledge to all Nigerians.

Nigeria is peculiar in that it is amongst the most unequal countries on earth, so taxing the common man will be as fruitful as trying to squeeze water out of a dry clothe.

Taxes need to be focused on the rich as the rich have a higher disposable income and spend a larger proportion of their wealth on imported consumables.

Any reduction is spending will lead to a contraction in GDP, So tax revenues need to be spend on investments (Government’s perspective) such as quality public basic education which will provide the government with more productive TAXABLE citizens in the near future.

This is all it takes. If the government were to raise taxes on the rich, the naira will start to stabilize as fewer people will be able to buy imported things. This will also push down the price to import petrol and thus enabling the government to remove subsidies. The key is Taxation.
Corruption is eating our money. How many people are rich that you want to tax? Getting 100 billion naira from taxation and losing 60 billion out of it to corruption is a recipe for disaster.

Tianamen1:
Finally,
Local refineries are not going to have much of an effect on the price of petrol just as dangote producing cement locally has not made the price of cement stable in Nigeria. The issue is inflation caused by rampant demand for foreign goods and the solution is taxations
If imported things are cheaper than local products, people will always go for imported things. Unless the government wants to implement outrageous import tariff which will be an economic kamikaze, considering the amount customs make from import duties.
Politics › Re: World Bank To Osinbajo: Go Home, Address Your Staggered Exchange Rates by MasterJayJay: 10:01pm On Sep 03, 2022
Moh247:
cool


World Bank has an agenda and it's not about Nigerians it's western agenda

Before we can remove fuel subsidy, Dangote refinery must be working and Bua refinery must be almost completed, all state must be linked by trains and super highways and state must have BRT and metro systems and subway

How many Nigerians can afford Petrol at the real price of ₦700 per liter ?

If we float Naira can we afford Naira to dollar at over ₦1500

If APC tries such nonsense I will personally vote against them and support anyone with alternative policy..... We are not yet ready for this wonderful policies being suggested


.
Someone that is planning to vote for APC at the current exchange rate despite APC saying that 216 naira to a dollar is not okay can still vote for APC at 1,500 naira to a dollar. Suffer no dey tire them.

World bank has agende but na una go still go to other world to borrow money

Nigerians are already paying the real price for diesel and Kerosene.

Politics › Re: Imo: Army To Commence Shooting Exercise From September 5, Warns Public by MasterJayJay: 9:16pm On Sep 03, 2022
grin

Make una no kill innocent people
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 6:53pm On Sep 03, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
If you live in Aba as you claim, then you for no come talk lie for here.

Aba roads are getteing better. That's a fact. Don't come here and say nothing is done. Any sensible Aba resident won't say that
Sensible people don't support Okezie Ikpeazu.
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 6:52pm On Sep 03, 2022
obyrich:
ihope you are not one of those who willingly dump refuse inside gutters in Aba so as to undermine the government. That road was impassable for over 10 years until ikpeazu came. Ukwu mango Aba was a no-go-area. He fixed the road and I drove on it from Ariaria Junction to Brass junction. The onus of proof lies with accuser.

Since you will be going to church tomorrow, share a recent image with timestamp camera. It will help your cause. Who knows.
I don't celebrate mediocrity. If you want to build something, do it well. When did you visit Ariaria junction last, definitely not this year?


I invited you to witness something live and you are still asking for timestamp.

Common sense no tell you say I can superimpose 1869 date on a picture taken in 2022?
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 6:38pm On Sep 03, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
Before you post something to tarnish ABa, at least try to get your fact straight
Bia kpachara anya gi!!
You only visit. You are not a resident.

Mechie onu, not everyone is an asslicker.
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 6:18pm On Sep 03, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
Yeah, i did not remember saying he fixed all the roads. I said MOST unchartable roads are now in good condition.

BTW, as you saw, the road is under construction.
obyrich:
We no dey give shi shi bro. grin
Faulks Road, near Ariaria Junction.


You can come to our Church tomorrow St Paul's Anglican church @obyrich It's located there.

Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 6:12pm On Sep 03, 2022
obyrich:
Please share a picture with timestamp camera of the same location to prove you are not a paid anti-Okezie agent.
Give me transport money if you want timestamp pictures. I can tour Aba next week and get plenty pictures and live videos for you.
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 6:10pm On Sep 03, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
What's the name of this road.
If you can;'t tell us the name then you are a big fool
OAM4J , Mynd44
Ban this dude for abusing.
Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 6:08pm On Sep 03, 2022
Portharcourt Road.

Okezuo Abia

Politics › Re: Pictures: Aba Is Gradually Changing by MasterJayJay: 5:53pm On Sep 03, 2022
Paid agents of Okezie Ikpeazu.

Politics › Re: 2023:Tinubu’s Son Reacts To Alleged Drug Related Crimes Against His Father by MasterJayJay: 5:19pm On Sep 03, 2022
But he wasn't cleared for being a conduit pipe for drug dealers. Tinubu was an accomplice.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Phones Repair Work I Need Advice by MasterJayJay: 4:37pm On Sep 03, 2022
Morganton:
Nairaland please i need advise no insult pls, am done with two years of learning phone repair work, am now professional phones engineer, my problem is location, which state can i relocate and start up this business, i would have move to Lagos but i don't have money to rent in plaza.
Where you currently stay, people's phone don't spoil there?
Politics › Re: Man Upset After His TV Console Fell And Almost Killed His 17 Year Old Niece by MasterJayJay: 4:29pm On Sep 03, 2022
Stop the exaggeration. If it was a toddler, it would have made sense. 17 year old can't be killed by such unless the TV is falling from the sky.
Politics › Re: Terrorists Almost In Control Of Nigeria Have Taken A Break!!!! by MasterJayJay: 2:55pm On Sep 03, 2022
Matrixlord2021:
Are you proferring a solution with your insults?
Or are you reasoning?
Am not a sympathizer to any terrorist!!!
Ok!!!
So if you something reasonable to say pls say it and stop unconstructive criticism.
When NTA is the only source of your information. You want constructive criticism? That's wasting of time. Sometimes we allow people to bask in the delusion.
Romance › Re: . by MasterJayJay: 1:13pm On Sep 03, 2022
Penflame:
Scammer.... He just took my account without paying.
You guys are funny. This is one of the cheapest scams and you fell for it.
How can you give your password to someone without him paying first?
Family › Re: Why Have Guys Now Adopted The Pattern Of Impregnanting A Lady Before The Wedding by MasterJayJay: 1:09pm On Sep 03, 2022
PROBLEMSOLVER27:
Why have guys now adopted the pattern of making sure the lady is pregnant before paying her things?
Why have ladies refused to close their legs till they marry?
Politics › Re: Obidient Rally In Agulu (PO Hometown) by MasterJayJay: 12:59pm On Sep 03, 2022
Owopariola001:
Even in his hometown. Na onlookers plenty.

Share money make people chop.


By 2023, people go still vote for Tinubu. cheesy cheesy
Tinubu will get 20 million votes from Anambra state.

omenka:
IPOB rally turned Obidient rally. cheesy

No chance in hell Nigerians will give up their country to IPOB terrorists. Never.
Bokoharam rally turned APC rally. Nigeria has already gave the country to bokoharam and Iswap.
Politics › Re: We Need The Photos Of The CURRENT SITUATIONS Of Peter Obi’s Physical Projects by MasterJayJay: 8:57am On Sep 03, 2022
This is a dumb thread. The previous thread had answers to what you seek.

Stop creating duplicate threads and rest.
Family › Re: Akwa Ibom Woman Plots Abduction Of Husband Who Starved Her Of Sex by MasterJayJay: 8:03pm On Sep 02, 2022
Uwa ntoor!!
Politics › Re: Lady Sacked Because Of Obi Is A Liar by MasterJayJay: 7:33pm On Sep 02, 2022
Agbado urchins!!!



Go to school, you no gree.

Just say you don't understand English language. Olodo!!
Nairaland General › Concrete/cement Bed by MasterJayJay(op): 6:56pm On Sep 02, 2022
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s 2nd Most Terrorised Country After Iraq — Report by MasterJayJay: 6:05pm On Sep 02, 2022
Because APC led government is sponsoring terrorism.

They promised to publish names of sponsors of terrorism but failed to do so because they are the main terrorists.

They also attacked BBC and fined cable TV service providers for exposing terrorism.
Health › Nigerian Doctor Shares His Experience Of A Man Selling His Blood by MasterJayJay(op): 5:58pm On Sep 02, 2022
Two days ago at the clinic I saw a case that was sad and funny at the same time. So after getting the patient's name and age, I took a quick glance at his vital signs.

BP : 100/30mmhg?

Most be ment, I thought. The nurse probably wanted to type 60 and inadvertently typed 30. The downside of using EMR (electronic medical records) I guess. Yes, the facility I work in uses EMR and that stuff not only slows down my pace at work but also denies me the privilege of messing with the pharmacist with my borderline illegible handwriting. So I made a mental note to recheck his BP after I'm done with taking down his history.

The patient was a young lad in his early twenties. Fresh guy wearing garish earrings bilaterally (as my colleagues are wont to write as their examination findings). And of course he wore the sling bag that is characteristic of every abobby in this Port Harcourt town. In this town if you are not a cultist or a yahoo boy, you better look like one.

'Abooby wida you? ' I asked.

Scratch that... Lol. Na ment?

He started by telling me that he is a blood donor.

Pause...

When a patient begins by first telling you about his occupation, then be assured that the diagnosis will most likely be linked to that occupation.

" Blood donor? I don't understand? Do you get paid to donate blood?" I asked while hoping against hope that his answer will be an emphatic no. My guy said yes.

I asked him how much he was paid for each pint of blood donated and he responded with 'N4500' . The next question that was to follow took quite some courage to ask because I knew that the answer would be very bloody.

"So how frequently do you donate your blood for pay?"

Abobby told me that he donates a pint every week and on alternate months on the average. And that in the past 1 year or so , he has donated blood like 16 times. Last donation being in February. To put things into perspective, blood donation should be at the rate of a pint every 3 months, except you are Jesus on the cross, in calvary, bearing the sins of humanity.

If the gulf between abooby and Christ wasn't so wide judging from his appearance (yes oh, I dey judge) , I would have rebuked him for taking the shibboleth 'givers never lack' which has been abused by pulpit hustlers, too seriously.

He then proceeded to complain about his symptoms proper of which none of them came as a surprise. Dizziness, fatigue and the other symptoms that the woman with the issue of blood probably had.

According to him, he went into the business of donating blood to make up for some financial needs of his. Nigeria sha. He also told me that the vampires he worked for gave him iron tablets to be taken daily while they were sucking his blood dry. He also said that they gave him guiness malt with milk occasionally and that's only when he felt dizzy after donating a tithe of his PCV. Imagine the altitude of the wickedness. Ionosphere shid.

Money wise, hematocrit foolish. The price of ignorance. The set up called Nigeria.

On examination he was pale and when I listened to his heart it murmured something sorrowful to my ears. It was so clear. They call it the haemic murmur. Also checked that blood pressure and it was confirmed that the nurse who took his vitals made no typo.

I went ahead and counselled him on the root cause of his problems as well as the diagnosis and also made him realise how wicked those vampires were. I also told him that he'll need to be admitted especially on account of that low diastolic BP I was seeing and I ordered some basic tests for him to carry out so that his blood level can be determined in order to know how many million pints of blood he would need.

Unfortunately he could ill afford to carry out the tests at the time not to mention paying for admission . He left but promised to come back when he has money.

Omor.. Funny but tragic fam. May your enemies not use your blood. The blood of Jesus is enough.

Have a nice weekend.


Source>> https://www.facebook.com/100000417947034/posts/pfbid08Dq1aBf3jqNzELTMx3EY2PQtpBa7aq37a8b75MLb9wdVezKbyqUCnQUmWWVnQygJl/?app=fbl
Politics › Re: Terrorists Attack Nigerian Army Convoy In Buhari’s Home State, kill 2 soldiers by MasterJayJay(op): 3:31pm On Sep 02, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
fake news
You are right, it's fake news. The terrorists and army were acting drama.
Politics › Re: Obi Questions APC Government Refusal To Name Sponsors Of Terrorism & Oil Theft. by MasterJayJay(op): 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2022
undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints His Wife's Brother As MD Of NSPMC by MasterJayJay(op): 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2022
undecided
Business › Re: Ongoing Remodeling Of A-Line In Ariaria International Market, Aba (Photos) by MasterJayJay: 2:07pm On Sep 02, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
You dey talk like clown, so traders just came together and built a market in a free land and owned it?
Common sense didn't tell you they bought it from the government?

Get sense!!
Business › Re: Ongoing Remodeling Of A-Line In Ariaria International Market, Aba (Photos) by MasterJayJay: 12:46pm On Sep 02, 2022
NwekereNdoki:
How is a government market someone's property?
I reiterate, are you okay? It is not government property. Our family have 3 shops in Aline. It is not government property. It belongs to traders. You have no clue about Ariaria market.

You asslickers just use phone to post nonsense.

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