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Snitches every where.

After u go talk say u won jump inside lagoon say rice too cost and ur family neva chop

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha verrrrrrry funnnnnyyyyy

drake2000x:
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Bros, u talk say Biafra no dey part of Nigeria, say na country on en own.
Where your sun come dey rise from, abi Biafra get en own sun. And I no tink say sun dey rise for West Africa, abi una won relocate to east Africa?

Lessonteacher:
MAYBE THEY ARE MORE ENLIGHTENED THAN I AM. BUT BRO JUST LOOK AROUND YOU, LOOK UP TO THE SKY, CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT THE ATHEISTS AND SOME SCIENTISTS WANT US TO BELIEVE?

You didn't accept your religion just because you look up to the sky one day. There's something very convincing that made you accept it. And that is what this thread is all about, sharing it so as to convince and teach people you serve the true religion

Paulpaulpaul:
I'm not calling your linguistic prowess question but have you heard of contextual meaning?



You can't just pick a verse of the bible and deduce meaning from it. Also, you should remember that Bible was not originally written in English, it was translated to it. Pls, think about that

Good comment sir, can we all just revert back to using the Bible in it's original format. This translated stuff would have misled a lot of people

Lessonteacher:
THE BIBLE IS THERE TO DO THAT

https://www.nairaland.com/3958731/15-bizarre-biblical-quotes-could#59023474

Some fools quoted some Bible passages on that link. Can you please enlighten those fools

obinna58:
Bible authors misinterpreted God

Same way it was used to justify slavery

Lessonteacher:
IT'S ONLY A FOOL SAYS "THERE'S NO GOD"

Why don't you enlighten the fool so he won't go the wrong way

GODKID98:
I would appreciate your mention when you are done, pls!

Done sir

Memories12411:
Please study the Bible very before you start misleading the public.

It's not about misleading anybody.
If you're sure of the truth, state it and lead the public

Laryne:
Just know that nothing you discover can change anything about the word of God!...

What matters is enlightening other about the word. According to the Bible, it's rewarding to convince people to be a Christian, so why can't you stop being dogmatic and enlightening people who don't believe about what does passages really mean

GODKID98:
I am not a fan of defending my religion, God will do that.

I'm merely interested in witty quotes.

Thanks for the mention.

Okay sir. I pray we all learn the true path

GODKID98:
Mention me when you are dome, pls!

Probably you'll like to rebuff some quotes and defend your religion. Lets enlighten ourselves

Michealforever:
True. But women can take some secrets to the grave...eg... who the real father of their child is.

True. But they often av dz very friend dey will hint

[b]1. Any friendship that was born in the period between 16 and 28 years of age is more likely to be robust and long lasting.

2. Women generally prefer men with deep husky voices because they seem more confident and not aggressive.

3. The people who give the best advice are usually the ones with the most problems.

4.The smarter the person is, the faster he thinks, and the sloppier his handwriting is.

5. Our emotions don’t affect the way we communicate. In fact, the very opposite is true: the way we communicate has an influence on our mood.

6. The way a person treats restaurant staff reveals a lot about their character.

7. People who have a strong sense of guilt are better at understanding other people’s thoughts and feelings.

8. Men are not funnier than women: they just make more jokes, not caring whether other people like their humor or not.

9. Shy people talk little about themselves, but they do this in a way that makes other people feel that they know them very well.

10. Women have twice as many pain receptors on their bodies than men, but they have a much higher pain tolerance.

11. Listening to high-frequency music makes you feel calm, relaxed, and happy.

12. If you can’t stop your stream of thoughts at night, get up and write them down. This will set your mind at ease so you can sleep.

13. Good morning and good night text messages activate the part of the brain responsible for happiness.

14. Doing things that scare you will make you happier.

15. The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes.

16. People who try to keep everyone happy often end up feeling the loneliest.

17. The happier we are, the less sleep we require.

18. When you hold the hand of a loved one, you feel pain less keenly and worry less.

19. Intelligent people tend to have less friends than the average person. The smarter the person is, the more selective they become.

20.Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 70%, and this marriage is more likely to last a lifetime.

21. Women who have mostly male friends stay in a good mood more often.

22. People who speak two languages may unconsciously shift their personalities when they switch from one language to another.

23. Being alone for a long time is as bad for your health as smoking 15 cigarettes a day.

24. Travel boosts brain health and also decreases a person’s risk of heart attack and depression.

25. People look more attractive when they speak about the things they are really interested in.

26.When two persons talk to each other and one of them turns their feet slightly away or repeatedly moves one foot in an outward direction, this is a strong sign of disagreement, and they want to leave.[/b]

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Tested and proven by who

sekxy:
Yoruba Christians are good people...but not the same with their afonja mosslem brothers we have here...RIP MA'AM

Weak.
Try another one like afonja traditional worshiper. Ode

ubongoton:
so these yoruba guys change their names from yahoo boys to sokawa boys when they reached ghana?
Sorry for them the ghanian gods no de take goats like the ones in nigeria,they will even asked for that small stone inside the vagina self
Shea u want rich pass me or want rubs muscle with Evans?

Sorry u hear.
Lord will multiply ur losses, no vex

dandy2222:
Na so ur own poverty reach. Sumtn u can get new wt about 5k inclusive of 1 month free subscription

I tire oo

Abeg, make we do like say we no see anytin.

Na beg I dey beg all of una

hoMegas:
My boys jetleeee akinphyscisist neooduduwa.
ipork has done it again
When they get biafra their government should invest in that sector as a major source of igr
Lalasticlala mynd 44

If I descend on u ehn

EdwardVictorC:
A man who turned down juicy offers of oil well and properties in Dubai, for the sake of a dream(Biafra) he claimed to be the purpose of his creation, can no longer be taken as a joker.
An average Nigerian elected and appointed officeholder can sale the people for a morsel of bread, but, not this one.
KANU, if you continue in same spirit and determination, even God cannot allow any man stop you seriously. God honours a man that sacrifice beyond his immediate greed for what he want.
Think about it

Udonmeanit!

I no knw say dem don dey share oil well for Dubai? Wonderful

Na today? Wich one we neva chop, abi make God heal us.
Dried oo, fried oo, smoked and even spoilt coconut sef