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Real answers pls

Lai lai.
I no fit use horn tear my neighbour ear.
I no fit use am spill water for my ex and her bf body.
I no fit use am do shakara for my padis like say I won hit dem.
I no fit pack and tell my sister "sukura sare wole, motor WA leyin mi"

The car go jus be like say pesin dey inside brt. No fun in riding.
Na yellow bus go finish d bumper for traffic.
D conductor go tink say na u dey drive am.
He go tell driver make he enta lane say he don beg u.

Wyttcat:
Why are you calling on Yoruba for Nigeria's problem? If you are really Yoruba, then we are in real trouble. Yes, what's going on is evil and should be condemned by all, Yoruba are not a nanny. We are all in it together. Benue and the rest of middle belt have governors and reps that are mute and not doing enough to distance themselves from Hausa and Fulani, So what exactly are you asking Yoruba who have obviously spoken more than all other tribes combined on matters that do not concern them in Nigeria to do again? I have never heard anyone say, we all should make a Yoruba president of Nigeria because they are the smartest but when it comes to who can take bullets, you then remember how intelligent Yoruba are.

We are not Nigerias problem.
I just felt we're more articulate and our voice are well heard than most tribes in Nigeria.
Tinubu or soyinka's single statement is given more attention than 20 other people from other tribes.
we need to fight this people off from afar than letting them come to our land before we fight back.

Abi head is paining diz op ni
na so dem dey teach pesin to ride keke for ur village abi

High heel, pencil gown,...

Everybody don turn sapiosexual for nairaland
Masters ko PhD ni

I swear na mad mens snd womens full dz twitter

D tekno own na die

10. The greedy spammer troll Last but not least, there's the dreaded spammer troll. This is the troll who truly could not care less about your post or discussion and is only posting to benefit himself. He wants you to check out his page, buy from his link, use his coupon code or download his free ebook. These trolls also include all those users you see littering discussions on Twitter and Instagram and every other social network with "follow me!!!" posts. And the sport betting magicians on Nairaland.


Most of us are guilty of one or two here and can give examples to each one

09. The off topic troll
It's pretty hard not to hate that guy who posts something completely off topic in any type of social community discussion. It can be even worse when that person succeeds in shifting the topic and everyone ends up talking about whatever irrelevant thing that he posted. You see it all the time online – in the comments of Facebook posts, in threaded YouTube comments, on Twitter and literally anywhere there're active discussions happening.

08. The exaggeration troll
Exaggeration trolls can sometimes be a combination of know-it-alls, the offended and even debate trolls. They know how to take any topic or problem and completely blow it out of proportion. Some of them actually try to do it to be funny, and sometimes they succeed, while others do it just to be annoying. They rarely ever contribute any real value to a discussion and often bring up problems and issues that may arguably be unrelated to what's being discussed.

07. The one word only troll
There's always that one contributor to a Facebook status update, a Nairaland forum thread, and Instagram photo, a Tumblr post or any other form of social posting who just says "lol" or "what" or "k" or "yes" or "no." They're certainly far from the worst type of troll you meet online, but when a serious or detailed topic is being discussed, their one-word replies are just a nuisance to all who are trying add value and follow the discussion.

06. The profanity and all-caps troll
Unlike some of the more intelligent trolls like the debate troll, the grammar troll and the blabbermouth troll, the profanity and all-caps troll is the guy who has nothing really of value to add to the discussion, spewing only F-bombs and other curse words with his caps lock buttonleft on. In many cases, these types of trolls are just bored kids looking for something to do without needing to put too much thought or effort into anything. On the other side of the screen, they're often harmless.

The show-off, know-it-all or blabbermouth troll
A close relative to the persistent debate troll, the show-off or blabbermouth troll is a person who doesn't necessarily like to participate in arguments but does love to share his opinion in extreme detail, even spreading rumors and secrets in some cases. Think of that one family member or friend you know who just loves to hear his own voice. That's the Internet equivalent of the show-off or know-it-all or blabbermouth troll. They love to have long discussions and write lots of paragraphs about whatever they know, whether anyone reads it or not.

04. The forever offended troll
When controversial topics are discussed online, they're bound to offend someone. That's normal. But then there are the types of trolls who can take a piece of content – often times it's a joke, a parody or something sarcastic – and turn on the digital waterworks. They're experts at taking humorous pieces of content and turning them intoan argument by playing the victim. People really do get upset by some of the strangest things said and done online.

03. The grammar and spellcheck troll
You know this type of troll. They're the people who always have to tell other users that they have misspelled words and grammar mistakes. Even when they do it by simply commenting with the corrected word behind an asterisk symbol, it's pretty much never a welcomed comment to any discussion. Some of them even use a commenter's spelling and grammar mistakes as an excuse to insult them.

02. The persistent debate troll
This type of troll loves a good argument. They can take a great, thoroughly researched and fact-based piece of content, and come at it from all opposing discussion angles to challenge itsmessage. They believe they're right, and everyone else is wrong. You'll often also find them leaving long threads or arguments with other commenters in community comment sections, and they're always determined to have the last word – continuing to comment until that other user gives up.

01. The insult troll
The insult troll is a pure hater, plain and simple. And they don't even really have to have a reason to hate or insult someone. These types of trolls will often pick on everyone and anyone – calling them names, accusing them of certain things, doing anything they can to get a negative emotional response from them – just because they can. In many cases, this type of trolling can become so severe that it can lead to or be considered a serious form of cyberbullying.

An internet troll is a member of an online social community who deliberately tries to disrupt, attack, offend or generally cause trouble within the community by posting certain comments, photos, videos, GIFs or some other form of online content. You can find trolls all over the Internet – on message boards, in your YouTube video comments, on Facebook, on dating sites, in blog comment sections, on Nairaland and everywhere else that has an open area where people can freely post to express their thoughts and opinions. Controlling them can be difficult when there are a lot of community members, but the most common ways to get rid of them include either banning/blocking individual user accounts (and sometimes IP addresses altogether), reporting them to authorities, or closing off comment sections entirely from a blog post, video page or topic thread. Regardless of where you'll find Internet trolls lurking, they all tend to disrupt communities in very similar (and often predictable) ways. This isn't by any means a complete list of all the different types of trolls out there, but they're most certainly some of the most common types you'll often come across in active online communities.

https://www.lifewire.com/types-of-internet-trolls-3485894?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5939017711

Zero fvckz for ur birthday.
Instead make u share recharge card, u dey talk nonsense

Or u mean Durex?

Tiwa savage ugly abeg

Dz tiwa and mumu dressing sef
Wich kain ugly fanny pack she kum carry for waist like masquerade like dz.
in short everything jus dey off the hook

After now she go talk say she won date me

Abeg which song diz diamond platinumz dey sing sef

This is a clarion call from the heavy and downtrodden hearts of the Benue and the Taraba people to the ever intelligent, oratory and progressive Yorubas in the house.
What is your say on the massacres in benue?
We are not heartless in nature, and we need to speak out on the sudden silence of the president on such a critical issue like this.
These fulanis have gone beserk.
They are babaric savages from God knows where.
How can you kill over 50 people in just a visit and the excuse is that they supported their governor in banning open grazing? AND yet have the effrontery to state to the public that it will continue to be like that if the law isn't reversed.
We need to put down our pride and oppose this kind of rule from buhari!
as far as the SW is concerned, buhari is as useless as gej. Both did nothing meaningful to the SW!

The yorubas will say that "igi gogoro ma gun mi loju, ati okere lati n wo" and before the spiky branch become a torturing device to the eye, we need to cut it off.
"ati kekere lati n peka iroko" so this fulanis won't start imposing on us too, we need to speak out on it.

How can over an hundred people be massacred within a month span and the president will keep mute?
It's such a disrespect to the nation.
The butcher from daura needs to be terminated!
Great omoluabis, our mighty voice is needed.
Same way we said no to the President Jonathan, THE BUTCHER FROM DAURA MUST BE STOPPED.
There's no love for anyone in power that promotes genocide

What are we commenting on now?
Because of her boobs or because 1 fan said are boobs are like diamond?

iamrealdeji:
this guy's career is totally dead. you don't beef with Gucci Mane and your career remains the same,the same thing happened to Nicki Minaj. her career hung up after she fought with Gucci Mane,Cardi B is the new Nicki now.
Guwop is a boss that should be bleeped with

Wetin diz one dey talk
Gucci mane ko versace mani ni
If dem dey count rapper, wich number ur Gucci mane go dey??

Davido with ugly galz ehn

E resemble prick

Ibos are in already.
Please we need to share this country asap. Make everybody dey go in own way

For ritual or u won send her message

lefulefu:
Weird stories always coming frm Kenya....abi Lalas247.

Cuz that's the only type of news Nigerians are interested in about Kenya

Buy her sex kit instead so she no go dey look outside if u no dey around

LifeIsGuhd:
Sincerely, none

The combination aint fine at all

U get sense jare
Oya koman chop kiss