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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 4:14pm On Oct 10, 2013

Kiingsolomon: d machine was invented by godofphysics... *winks*

hw cum d machine didnt scanfind me

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 3:40pm On Oct 10, 2013

oladoya: *carry two 25liters* oga make i enter liff or climb stef.

climb am po liff ,,,aboki,,kada kada ooooo

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 3:31pm On Oct 10, 2013

Mesopotamia: bros,abeg gimme water first.

#goes to the balcony and screams#
Meruwa me ruwa,,,
Bring two jerrycan of water ,,last floor,,sharp sharp

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 3:26pm On Oct 10, 2013

Kiingsolomon: lol, who chose her, hav nt yet chosen her as queen na.... I still dey talk am wit my prince...

Okay... Action!

so, devil enter u before before..... #waves hand to d lord# thnk God.
#collects d bible from him# #finds from Genesis to Revelation... Broda, Ur bible eno complete, cuz diz morning I read, d book of Joseph and d book of Judas.. But none is in ur bible. Go buy anoda one, Evangelist Damosky na bible seller. #points to his shop#

owk sir,,
#goes towards his shop(kiosk rather)#

Eva, eva evangelist damoskoko
My man,abeg broda,king solo say make I collect one bible from ur hand say im go pay u,,,,,,,#yinmu at his back#

Abeg na (NRV) version I want ooo
(nairaland revised version) or abi u get
(KSV)(king solo version)

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 2:56pm On Oct 10, 2013

Kiingsolomon: so, devil enter u before before..... #waves hand to d lord# thnk God.

#collects d bible from him# #finds from Genesis to Revelation... Broda, Ur bible eno complete, cuz diz morning I read, d book of Joseph and d book of Judas.. But none is in ur bible. Go buy anoda one, sister farano sells it.

CUT CUT CUT

Solo u don spoil dah scene,,farano na queen,,y she go dey sell bible
oya recast dah scene and no mistake owk...../

#shouting#
TAPE ROLLING AAAAND ACTIOOOOON

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 2:43pm On Oct 10, 2013

Kiingsolomon: #sees mastermynd coming# Jesuu gba mi ooo!
#stops, wen white garment was sighted# ehm, Baba, watz dat? White garment on ur body?

Wait brother.brother
#reaches him and gasping for breath#
Brother,,,sorry brother kingsolo

U need to cum and c d gudness of our God,,what a mighty God we serve,,,
He had destroy d works of satan,,haleluyah,,,
#put saliva in hand and opens bible#
Let us look at the book of moses ch23 vs 18

#still finding d buk of moses#
Mistake,,sowie,,,it is
joseph 12vs 13

##carrys bible and give kingsolo#
Oya be fynding it

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 1:43pm On Oct 10, 2013

Kiingsolomon: HOLY GHOST FIRE...!

#fire burning# #carries prince on my neck# #runs away, with slippers left behind#

##pulls of clothe and charms and drops it in d faya##
##quickly wears white garment and bible##

I decree d blood,,sorry,holyghost faya,
Faya faya., faya,faya
Oya burn,burn
Any power holding supplimentary list,,
Be uprooted,,,fall down and dieeeee
Die,die die,die die

#gasping for breathe#
#opens and sip from lacassera bottle#

#Runs in kingsolos direction#

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 1:04pm On Oct 10, 2013

Kiingsolomon: #prince drags me come# ehm, prince sed u asked me to come. Here am I. #calling holy ghost fire, silently; while shivering#

##laffing mysterically#
Bawoo ni omo dada,,
The gods has sent me to u,,,beeni
It is well my son
##deeps hand into chest pocket, brings kolanut and chew it#
Coughing$$%%
For u to reign succesfully as king over dis pple withouth no antangonist and rebels(godofphysucs,yemmy,oladoya,cutehunk) and co,,
U must present a sacrifice,,,beeni a Big sacrifice,,(ebo kankaaaa)

##deep silence##

The one and only ingredient for d sacrifice is d heir to d throne

PRINCE ADEPOJU

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 12:25pm On Oct 10, 2013

@farano:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Am yet to meet a Nigerian girl who will
not request for
'CHICKEN' when taken out. I most
atimes Expect them to opt
for variety such as fish etc but always
'Fried Rice & Chicken'. Is
that all they can request for? Are they
being deprieved of
chicken in their homes?
Guys, have you noticed same?
It's well sha!

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 12:13pm On Oct 10, 2013

Primeos1: u knt read shaby u didnt see d hashtag i av don it b4

now,,i can confirm u hav brain disorder,,,must u hack,,
Na lyk dis e dey take start
And u call yasekf leader of tumarrow..
##smh#

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 12:10pm On Oct 10, 2013

Mosminic: @king solomon, whic course ar u offrng ? u are Great

theater arts
U nko

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 11:51am On Oct 10, 2013

Primeos1: I plan on hacking into unilag website/database nxtwk to change sum stuf... if u nid my hlp jst ask #i av done it previousli wit fupre's website

I laff in ilaje##
I sorry for ur big head..,,na insyd efcc net for abuja u wan do ur registration abi,, #smh for u#

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Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 11:47am On Oct 10, 2013

PrinceAdepoju: funny..no mind me jawe our dear Dr. Asiko

#shouting in loud voice#
prince ,,,,where d hell is ur father

#spits on d floor#
If dis spit dry and I knw c am herre...

Both of u are done for

Politics › Re: 16months Imprisonment For Stealing N6.88million From An ATM by mastermynd(op): 6:08pm On Oct 09, 2013

donphilopus: So the corrupt Politicians should be sentences to Life Imprisonment

i ponder o

Family › 16 Months Jail Term For Breaking Into ATM & Stealing N6.8m by mastermynd(op): 6:06pm On Oct 09, 2013

The Prosecutor, Sgt. Simon Ibrahim, told
the court that the convict walked into the
First Bank branch at Rukkayat Plaza, Jabi by
Conoil in Utako, Abuja, around 2 a.m. and
dismantled the ATM machine on 21
September.
Ibrahim said that although he succeeded in
switching off the CCTV and stealing the
money, he was unable to move out of the
banking hall.
According to the prosecutor, Ojoh Godfrey
of First Bank Rukkaya Plaza Branch,
reported the matter at the Utako Police
Station on 21 September.
He said that the offence contravened the
provision of sections 287 and 347 of the
Penal Code.
The Presiding Judge, Mr Ahmed Ado, in his
judgment, sentenced the convict to four
months imprisonment or an option of five
thousand naira for the first charge and also
12 months imprisonment without option of
fine for the second charge.
The judge said he sentenced the convict
accordingly because he pleaded guilty to
the two-count charge of office-breaking and
theft.
Hassan had earlier pleaded guilty to the
two charges.
He told the court: “I used a friend’s
phone to browse on Google in order to
get the full information on how to open
an ATM machine.
“I locked myself in the toilet because the
security men sat down just by the
entrance, I promise never to repeat it.”
Responding to the convict’s guilt plea, the
prosecutor prayed the court to try the
accused summarily under Section 157(1) of
the Criminal Procedure Code.
The section states that “if an accused
admits that he has committed an offence of
which he is accused, his admission shall be
recorded.”
The section adds that this must “be as
nearly as possible, in the words used by
the accused and if he shows no sufficient
cause why he should not be convicted, the
court may convict him accordingly.”

Politics › 16months Imprisonment For Stealing N6.88million From An ATM by mastermynd(op): 5:51pm On Oct 09, 2013

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 3:47pm On Oct 09, 2013

PrinceAdepoju: ahah! master master #playin wit ur irugbon(beard)# u no sabi play at all...shebi i jst dey whyne u ni...oya make una return dt tin(bante)..

##Returns bante and wears white garment and carrys bible##
Oya make we go evening service for church

##starts bajaj okada

Education › Re: Enugu Sacks School-Principals For Age Falsification by mastermynd(m): 2:51pm On Oct 09, 2013

Na tuday,,,,shuo

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 2:28pm On Oct 09, 2013

PrinceAdepoju: ah! wt did u jst do? slapped my oga? oya wait 4me *runs to carry cutlass*

In obasanjos voice''-u dis boi.,u are playing with faya
##pull of shirt and removes bante(local charm) from waist#

$$EYES TURNS RED###

#reciting ofo(incantation) and flinging the bante...#

OYA cum near mi,,sunmo mi nau
Ma so e di obuko(he goat)

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 12:41pm On Oct 09, 2013

Kiingsolomon: #hand on my left cheek# #eyes; red# ... Ifoti? .. Abeg prince, come carry me home.

Walahi,,u b crious comedian faa

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 12:11pm On Oct 09, 2013

Kiingsolomon: . #turns to Asiko# Sorry, hope ur heart isn't too much broken. Life goes on jare. #moves closer to her, cleans her eyes with my hand#

#turns to d kingsolo and lands him a dirty slap#
Will u leave her alone,,
Dont u knw its too early for all dis mesmerizing
If u try it again I ll give u

Etisslat double ur recharge
Mtcheeew nonsrnse

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 3:46am On Oct 09, 2013

Kiingsolomon: U guyz u knw urself ooo, #lookn @ mastermynd and damosky with one eye# #turns on d tv, to watch TBN#

For my thought are nt ur thoughts..

##sips bottle of alomo and pass it to bishop yemmy whu drains d whole bottle##

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 11:00pm On Oct 08, 2013

Kiingsolomon: lol. help her bring mat from ur room na...

i can help wif mousqito net,,lols

#laffin in vernacular#

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 10:44pm On Oct 08, 2013

oladoya: Attention!Attention!!Attention!!?
This is to bring to your notice that there has been some changes in our constitution of resent. The following has been embedded in our constitution:-
(1) No more marriage on this thread untill further notice.
(2) The unmarried men/women here should register with the team econs before choosing their patner(that is if the ban is ever lifted)
(3) No body must drag Madam farano with Oga yemmy again.
(4) The two royal men and co are banned from this thread for illegal transaction of post ume form.
(5) Madam farano is given two weeks suspension for eyeing another guy when your husband is still living. The suspension must be observed in Oga yemmy's house.
(6) Anybody that need info about Unilag should go to their official site, any disturbance here attracts two month ban.
(7) All new members will be interviewed by oga yemmy,but the ladies will be interviewed by myself.
( Any form of nonchallance will be dealth with accordingly.
These amendment take effect immediately.

By Prof. Oladoya(the SG of Team Econs)
CC:- Oluwaseun
CC:- Ortarico.

Yinmu for u

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 7:22pm On Oct 08, 2013

Datsha swerrie hW are yu dis evening,
reply me for dat place,,i left a message dere for you

##cross legs and rubs pot belly

##in asha voice,,,there is faya on d mountain##

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 12:55pm On Oct 08, 2013

datsha: Hey guys..will unilag release a supplementary list dis year nd wen will it be out?

dnt worry,i ll giv u info personally,,

Guys step back,,
She s mine
Una knw say I no follow una drag since,,,
Just step back

Welc.um swerriie,,relate with me only,,owk
dis place is full of mongers whu no dey take eyes see(f) forr bracket in front of person name

last warning""s
stay clear

peace

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 7:51pm On Oct 07, 2013

Kiingsolomon: ooh, I forgot to add dat. Yes my assistant. #whispers# But, u gat no ryt in collectn money from dem. Me go giv u share. Is dat clear?

pls, I want to go to unilag,,nt any royal school,,dis one dat a king (solo) and and anoda prince(ade) is bye passing,,,abeg oooo
Dis is my year I dnt want to be scammed again dis year oooo

So who s account am I paying,,maybe one queen(farano) will surface nw,,

Dat labodinho name sounds lyk a futballer,let me bone dah syd,,unless he will swear affidavit or do change of name

Oya am waiting,,oooo
And pls I dnt Want ect center oooo,jaja hall or amina hall is where I want to write

##writing open cheque and folds arm

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 5:14pm On Oct 07, 2013

##
SORRY PLS,,hope am nt derailing dis thread
am kinda new here
just wanna knw wen will d post ume form start selling and hw much is it,,,can i get it as skye bank,,and lastly wen is d exam date,,cos i dnt want to miss dis year oooo

only legit infos only,,no rumours and speculation,,
and lastly no insults

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 4:23pm On Oct 07, 2013

PrinceAdepoju: my lord,,mayb u elp me cos i no knw oo

#in fashola s voice#

NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOO

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 2:48pm On Oct 07, 2013

Frezhkid10: ..Dats small...Uniben page is over 1500 nd its stil counting

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 2:01pm On Oct 07, 2013

Frezhkid10: ..Dats small...Uniben page is over 1500 nd its stil counting

it aint abt d bizzare quantity''''
its abt d absolute quality
we are d chosen ones

so smarten up bro""

Education › Re: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by mastermynd(m): 1:19pm On Oct 07, 2013

#carriees bell in white garment...evangelizing in loud voice#

,

Gbagaun gbagaun gbaguan gbagaun

e yi pada. eyi pada
ijoba orun ku si dede

#increases d volume of d megaphone#

oh ye akokites..repent for d kingdom of God is at hand,,
repent in ur craftineess
DO NOT COVET ONE ANODAS WIFE
DO NOT ADMIRE ANODA PERSONS WIFE SECRETELY
DIS ENGAGE IN AN FORM OF DEBAUCHERY
LOVE UR NEIGBOUR AS YA SELF(NO HOMO OOOO)
AND DO NOT STEAL FROM GOD(PAY UR TITHES AND DUES)

SHALLOM

GBAGAUN GBAGAUN GBAGAUN GBAGAUN

§##pulls off garment &runs hurriedly to break white fast in amala bucca####

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